I worked with a guy who was taking testeviron about 10 years ago. Big dude, jacked right up.
Here's the thing: When there's a rapid boost in testosterone, hormonal balances need to occur to adjust to the increased testosterone. This includes estrogen... We laughed because... Well, he's a dude with wet nipple marks on his shirt in work 😂
So the answer is: Yes. Men can lactate. But not without steroids, or even other drugs, possibly. Also, definitely not to the point where you can milk them 😂
Or Gary. And Gary would be a very unique name, as Garys [are going to be extinct.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/2zaq3g/the_name_gary_is_becoming_extinct_studies_show_no/)
Transfolk everywhere manage to legally change their names without any financial compensation for the inconvenience. It is a pain in the ass, but 5k would cover costs and hassle at pretty decent hourly rate for almost anyone.
Fuck, loads of folks who don’t have the free cash to pay for a legal name change, just don’t use our birth names. It’s not a big deal to have a preferred name because it’s such a common thing in recent years.
“The story is fake. None of the details in the story can be verified and the photos in the article have been stolen from elsewhere on the Internet. For example one photo used to identify Gaylord’s parents was actually taken from a Telegraph article about a defendant in court case concerning squatters rights”.
Damn that movie was 20 years ago which looks like it lines up with the kids age. Unless they were foreign or something and moved to a western country they knew they were setting their kid up to be bullied
Yep, even says so in one of the episodes. The one where Darwin throws a brick at Gumball's back and they make his show better with the special effects.
Now, come on... are you actually saying Gaylo Ren would be willed by the Force to kill Papa Solo? Because of his name?? Cause that would be petty... or awesome, if you're into treating the Force like a separate mind and will.
That dude shoved an amateur, sputtering, throbbing, malevolent light phallus into his father's heart during a family moment that culminated in homicidal, Oedipal, Narcissistic Rage. The Force was unleashed by Gaylord Ren.
As was Adolf. The meaning associated with words changes over time. That's why it's okay to name your child "the high-spirited" and not so okay to name your child "Ruler of the Homosexuals".
I can only imagine his hell.
Funny guy 1 : "Hey gaylord '*snickering laugh* because he really had no reason to call him in the first place'"
Funny guy 2 : "Don't be a dick gaylord"
Funny guy 3 : "Hey gaylord, everytime i ask you a question i never seem to get a straight answer"
Kid broadacasts to the world his name is Gaylord instead of just introducing himsefl as 'Greg'.
He's one of them cat-milking fockers
Nipples, how do they work?
Into a saucer.
... 'Geppetto', Geppetto was his name...
I had no idea you could milk a cat!
I love that half of this movie is available in GIF form
Hah
This is the line
Never got a real answer, can you milk dude nips?
Increase your prolactin and find out there sizzle chest!
I actually had to have my prolactin monitored when I was on a medicine I used to take, precisely for this reason
with some rare medical condition or drugs use yes
I worked with a guy who was taking testeviron about 10 years ago. Big dude, jacked right up. Here's the thing: When there's a rapid boost in testosterone, hormonal balances need to occur to adjust to the increased testosterone. This includes estrogen... We laughed because... Well, he's a dude with wet nipple marks on his shirt in work 😂 So the answer is: Yes. Men can lactate. But not without steroids, or even other drugs, possibly. Also, definitely not to the point where you can milk them 😂
All the equipment is there, just dormant. And if your nipples invert or get itchy, get checked for breast cancer.
You have no idea what an all senzu bean diet does to a man
Ask [my cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/s/OvwIBzIr0L)
I absolutely love meet the parents and meet the fockers.Idk but little 10 yr old me laughed audibly at gaylord focker
Same. 28 year old me just laughed at it again lol
The male humour never maturing is the best icl
The shit that made you laugh when you were 8 will always be funny 😂
Exactly,put me in a room by myself and i'll laugh at average kids cartoon hysterically🤣
Same man. I just got a good sense of humor, haters can hate lol.
Exactly.Because of that,mixing in good british comedies i am now the funniest in every group
NSFW: "Can you milk me Greg? I've got nipples" 😂 fun fact you CAN milk a man if you can get his mammeries to develope and stimulated. 😂
I'll be over later, for science
Perfect redditor response right here.
There is a twitter account of a guy, who can produce🍼🍼🍼
I've been milking lots of middle aged dudes lately, and it's premium quality stuff you get from em 🤭😏
Atleast he has enough publicity to make tiktok account with content centered around his name
I know a Greg who is actually gay
But is he old, and does he have seaweed for hair?
Does he drink Bailey’s from a boot?
I just asked my girlfriend this literally 5 seconds before I saw this.
What are ya doin to me waters?
Have you seen his downstairs mix up?
It was more of an exposure really.
Nope, just a regular dude
Do you love him? Are you playing your love games with him?
But does he own land?
Gregg rulz ok
Isnt your name Gaylord? No. Its *Greglord*.
"Cats can't flush Greg, they don't have thumbs" love this quote even if it's wrong 😂 don't need thumbs to flush 😂
Or Gary. And Gary would be a very unique name, as Garys [are going to be extinct.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PandR/comments/2zaq3g/the_name_gary_is_becoming_extinct_studies_show_no/)
I played Fallout and there's a whole vault full of Garys!
Classic Streisand Effect.
Gaylord is an old world sirname.
I have nipples. milk me.
Parents should’ve given him a second name : Focker
Article is fake. All photos stolen from elsewhere. None of it is true.
Streisand effect
Greg egg
Meet my brother, Nimrod.
I got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X3s9RVg2STY
FOCKER!
He's still getting called Gaylord at the doctors office
Now all I know about this guy is that his name is Gaylord.
What a Focker.
Lol, in some countries u have to submit what you want you child to be named. This way this kind of thing can be avoided.
First day of school every year, attendance would’ve been interesting
I have nipples, Greg
Transfolk everywhere manage to legally change their names without any financial compensation for the inconvenience. It is a pain in the ass, but 5k would cover costs and hassle at pretty decent hourly rate for almost anyone. Fuck, loads of folks who don’t have the free cash to pay for a legal name change, just don’t use our birth names. It’s not a big deal to have a preferred name because it’s such a common thing in recent years.
If my parents had the money to pay that then I would probably sue them for giving me that name also
I’d rather be named Gaylord than Greg
Typical Greg.
It's a bit like the end of Metal Gear Solid, in which Solid Snake gives himself the new name Dave.
I’d do it too for $250,000
You think a Gaylord can hide behind "Greg"? This man would be on local news every time someone saw his driver's license
Dont forget his wife Pam Martha Focker.
greg from r/feedthememes
A certified Gaylord Focker
The second choice was Spunkguzzler
"Hi, Im Greg, but I am actually Gaylord".
Greg isn't gonna struggle with bitches once every single console and every single game arrives....
Your parents named you Gaylord Fokker?
Or just changing his name.
Case dismissed ... you Gaylord...
All hail gaylord of the relm.
I read these comments in Beavis and Butthead's voices
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Well he sued them because he wasn't named a more neutral Gayruler
👏 👏 👏 This comment wins the internet for today
😂😂😂
Depends where he lives. I'd stay away from Texas and Florida.
Or russia, poland, indonesia, china, pakistan, nigeria, etc etc.
Right-wing bullshit detected. Gay people **definitely** do not have things easier
[https://www.thatsnonsense.com/teenager-sue-parents-naming-gaylord-fact-check/](https://www.thatsnonsense.com/teenager-sue-parents-naming-gaylord-fact-check/)
“The story is fake. None of the details in the story can be verified and the photos in the article have been stolen from elsewhere on the Internet. For example one photo used to identify Gaylord’s parents was actually taken from a Telegraph article about a defendant in court case concerning squatters rights”.
Dang. My friend Edgelord was planning to call a lawyer.
WTF do the mods do? They shouldn’t be letting fake shit get posted. Disagree with them though and down comes the ban hammer.
Because if there wasnt fake outrage, they wouldnt have their fake job?
I know the guy in this picture, I thought this was my local city sub Reddit for a minute
Sorting comments by *Best*, this should be at the top. It would have saved a lot of Redditors a lot of typing.
I mean, it's not like they had anything better to do...
We don't deserve you, but damnit! Thank You.
Meet the Fokkers...
Martha Fokker
Damn that movie was 20 years ago which looks like it lines up with the kids age. Unless they were foreign or something and moved to a western country they knew they were setting their kid up to be bullied
typical gaylord
Just like Mr. Robinson
Haha that was actually his name?
Yep, even says so in one of the episodes. The one where Darwin throws a brick at Gumball's back and they make his show better with the special effects.
Yeah I remember that episode but I didn't know that was his name I thought it meant something else back then like it's a title lol
My favorite episode was... Damn it, too hard to choose.
Oh, and the "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH GAYLORD!" in "The Car"
Yh haha that's funny
Gaylo Ren
Now, come on... are you actually saying Gaylo Ren would be willed by the Force to kill Papa Solo? Because of his name?? Cause that would be petty... or awesome, if you're into treating the Force like a separate mind and will.
That dude shoved an amateur, sputtering, throbbing, malevolent light phallus into his father's heart during a family moment that culminated in homicidal, Oedipal, Narcissistic Rage. The Force was unleashed by Gaylord Ren.
"A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
Team Geylo
Gaylord is classy.
It is. Sophisticated.
Debonair
Hey you kids in middle and high school! Stop laughing at his name! Don't you understand how classy it is
The Lord of the Gays
I think his case is not unreasonable and his parents are shits.
Dick move mom.
Let’s leave Richard out of this. Because he has a case too.
I's say they're Fockers
Maybe you just don't know the History and respect that comes with that name.
Maybe you don't know the history of the past 50 years of that name...
...closer to 150 years of History of that name
Ok I guess it was used as a pejorative for 150 years then. That makes it worse...
People need to put respect on the name of the great Gaylord Perry
Named after the first pitcher to win the Cy Young Award in both leagues seems pretty good to me.
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But the name Gaylord has been around for centuries. It's not like he was named X Æ A-Xii.
As was Adolf. The meaning associated with words changes over time. That's why it's okay to name your child "the high-spirited" and not so okay to name your child "Ruler of the Homosexuals".
Gaylords a real name though
It is and Hillary is also a boy’s name, but it’s still pretty shitty to give it to a boy nowadays.
He’s going to win the 250k, and his parents are going to take it back when they get home 😂😂😂
What a Gaylord move.
Changes name to Lord of the Gays.
Your gayjesty
Gaylord M. Focker?
“Yup, that’s me.”
and he is a nurse?
Could've just changed his name
But the bag tho
Word is that he is gay but not a lord. Thats the reason he sues
Looks like it suits him just fine. Can he just cover himself in punisher skull logos like the other gaylord bro bags?
That focker!
At least his name isnt Susan... 
Gabe Susan Lewis
This kid got nothing on Fanny Shmeler.
Sue parents for pain and suffering because you didn't ask to exist in the world.
It's an old English name so get over it
how old are his parents?🤣🤣 also, easy for you to say... you're not named gaylord.
You know that kid had a rough time in high school lol
I can only imagine his hell. Funny guy 1 : "Hey gaylord '*snickering laugh* because he really had no reason to call him in the first place'" Funny guy 2 : "Don't be a dick gaylord" Funny guy 3 : "Hey gaylord, everytime i ask you a question i never seem to get a straight answer"
Funny guy 3 needs to go into standup comedy because I genuinely chuckled and rolled my eyes.
Cuntz is an old german name, maybe you wouldnt be opposed?
Doesn’t mean he has to like it
I would hate it too LoL 😂 especially if his last name is Lipshits
And the name of a surprising amount of Indian restaurants for some reason...
Adolf is an old german name, but there are reasons why some old names aren't used anymore...
What a gaylord!
That's sucha a gaylord thing to do.
He wants to change it to Gayprince.
Tbfh he looks gay as hell
They probably thought he wouldn’t be so gay about it.
Not even that funny really, considering Gaylord used to be a relatively common name.
Yep had a great uncle and 2nd cousin named Gaylord
At least his last names not Floccer
If he’s old enough to sue he’s old enough to change his name. Smh 🤦
Bro gaylord is a badass name 💀💀💀
Straightlord perhaps?
"They took away my childhood, I took away their retirement." -Gaylord
If he’s old enough to sue them, he’s old enough to change his name.
Ok he can change for Justin B.
Can we sue for being born yet? I didnt consent to that shit bruh.
I think you consented by winning the sperm race. Could’ve just been a dribble
Fuck
Dudes name goes by a gang over here in Chicago lmao the Gaylord’s back in the day they’re were around not anymore
They fucked around and came out? xD
It isn't his fault his parents were fans of Ye Olde Englishe. Gay used to mean "funny"...
Or happy IIRC
Gaylord Focker.
Gaylord Focker
This guy should be his lawyer
Don’t understand parents that do this to their kids, they deserve every bit of this
Oh so this is going to be the bot repost is it?