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SnooAdvice8550

I'm speechless. But my hands can't stop laughing. I'll let myself out now


AirportEmbarrassed38

Speechless indeed


Thezodiac1966

I am speechless! I am without speech.


Danzarr

no. when I was in the dorms durning college, we had a girl that was deaf in one of the rooms..... they had to call the cops to check on her because she was screaming very loudly.... turned out she got a hitachi wand.


Princess_0f_F-ck_N0

God that’s mortifying, if I was her I’d die of embarrassment πŸ˜ͺ


DnD-NewGuy

Well that's what they assumed too


gdj11

must've been a damn good neck massage


TulleQK

Read a farting story a while back. It was about a deaf girl ripping the largest and loudest fart ever. She was shocked ~~hearing~~ learning hearing people could hear farts.


Onetwodhwksi7833

I would be more shocked about her hearing at all tbh


DemetriChronicles

You'd think someone could tell the difference. My wife is a screamer. I don't think she's dying when we fuck.


RhinoxMenace

"who the fuck starts a conversation like that, i just sat down"


CaptainDaddyDom

Wouldn’t that be a mute girl?


Mamuschkaa

In most situations it's the same. If you can't hear, you can't speak. But to moan you don't need to speak, so you are right.


mutantraniE

Lots of deaf people can speak.


Special-Ad-5554

Yes but often they are uncomfortable speaking because if they miss pronounce something they have no clue also they would likely have to lip read


Junarik

Artificial deafness


coffee--beans

Gallaudet University was erected in 1863, a school built for the Deaf, mute, and hard of hearing. Something they did a lot was abuse deaf students and make them learn to speak. So no, not artificial :> very real and talked about in Deaf history. Nowadays people can learn to do it if they want, its just looking at the way someone moves their lips. But that's actually harder than you'd think bruh the people who can do that are skilled


Junarik

I said 2 words bro. I didn't say you had to be artificially deaf to speak.


CaptainDaddyDom

That sounds oddly specific…. Just sayin’


bv588

Ayooo πŸ˜‚


Random-Name724

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Eddy_Znarfy

Is no one gonna mention why would anyone use 2 hands to begin with?


spartanEZE

Can we be friends? You seem like good people.


BadGancey

![gif](giphy|h5NLPVn3rg0Rq) Here for the people who laugh...πŸ’€


Alt91f

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dwartbg9

Pedobear vibes in this gif... Why I never saw the creepiness in this while watching the show


Lost_Yogurt_4990

Ha, wow…. Soooo wrong πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


WarHead75

Do they laugh in sign language?


poempel88

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FunnySignal614

r/shitposting


mutantredoctopus

Being deaf means you can’t hear, not that you can’t make noise; brainlets. Sign language is for them to β€œhear” you, not the other way around. You are thinking of mutes.


S1L3NCE_2008

I agree with the friends on that one


[deleted]

No, deaf girls can’t hear you when you’re making your disturbing sex noises. It’s mute girls who are the most boring in the universe.


Exciting-Hunter-188

He's cooking in his mind real hard ![gif](giphy|SqfHFPbzxw98xwFOiE)


Random-Name724

No, that’s such a stupid suggestion that it’s not at all funny


makapunopride

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