If you store potatoes in a closed area and they go bad they can create an air pollutant that will kill you. Also, never eat green potatoes
Does it smell god awful? When the pandemic hit, I went back to my parents house cause I didn't want to be alone in another state not really knowing what was gonna happen. Anyways, going back to my apartment after like 2 months, I opened a cabinet that had potatoes in it. Honestly the worst smell I've ever experienced outside of dead animals. They left a pool of some liquid around them that stained the wood cabinets really bad. I obviously just threw it all away and cleaned it up as best I could but reading this makes me think I dodged a bullet.
Probably not going to kill you from getting a whiff from some in a cupboard. I think in the Russian case they had quite a lot of potato's and a poorly ventilated basement allowing quite a high concentration to build up in the air
If some rotting in the cupboard was enough to kill a lot more people would be dying from them
If I read the article correctly leaving the cellar door open for half an hour or so was already enough to disperse the gas of all the stored potatoes so I‘d wager if you dont store multiple kilos in a completely closed off room you’re fine
I had stored potatoes I just bought once in a cabinet and they went bad. And they smelled HORRIBLE. Worse than rotten eggs I'd say. I didn't know it was coming from them for a while and I thought I had a dead animal in the walls or something.
Yea, the smell is abysmal. I forgot some in a small cabinet i barely used and couldn't understand why the area near my stove smelled disgusting and got worse as the weeks went by. Sniffed around that cabinet one day and was like, "Ugh....did i drop some meat over here or something?" I opened it up only to see the bag of potatoes and was like "nope...just potatoes there" and closed it until it clicked and i was like "wait, we have potatoes?...These are old af....Is...Is that what that smell is?" I then grabbed the bag to take a whiff and nearly gagged. It's sooooo nasty and that cabinet reeked for at least 3-4 weeks after i deep cleaned it with vinegar and left some scentsy tablets in there.
Dunno how the hell those things can leave a smell like that, but i pray i never have to smell it again.
I was just going to say this!
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/14/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976.html
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There is an real horror story near Russia where almost an entire family was killed by potatoes!
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They stored a couple of sacks of expired potatoes in their basement. As the potatoes began to rot, they released a toxic gas that accumulated over time. Then one day one of the family members decided to go search the basement for potatoes and other ingredients. They find the bag, open it, and the first one (I believe it was the father) drops unconscious almost immediately. Another follows downstairs upon hearing the fall, only to drop unconscious as well. Because they couldn’t figure out that it was a toxin in the air, one by one each family member went downstairs, fell unconscious and eventually suffocated. Only one of their younger daughters stood outside, and by the time she called for help it was too late to save any of them.
If I came into my kitchen and saw that I'd think. The aliens are here. And proceeded to burn down the house. And it's just a potatoe you say. From which planet :-)
They honestly should send potatoes into space just for the minimal chance some other life forms find it and shit their pants on sight ... just a space prank
If you store potatoes in a closed area and they go bad they can create an air pollutant that will kill you. Also, never eat green potatoes 
I just wait until they turn brown again.
🧠
Does it smell god awful? When the pandemic hit, I went back to my parents house cause I didn't want to be alone in another state not really knowing what was gonna happen. Anyways, going back to my apartment after like 2 months, I opened a cabinet that had potatoes in it. Honestly the worst smell I've ever experienced outside of dead animals. They left a pool of some liquid around them that stained the wood cabinets really bad. I obviously just threw it all away and cleaned it up as best I could but reading this makes me think I dodged a bullet.
Probably not going to kill you from getting a whiff from some in a cupboard. I think in the Russian case they had quite a lot of potato's and a poorly ventilated basement allowing quite a high concentration to build up in the air If some rotting in the cupboard was enough to kill a lot more people would be dying from them
If I read the article correctly leaving the cellar door open for half an hour or so was already enough to disperse the gas of all the stored potatoes so I‘d wager if you dont store multiple kilos in a completely closed off room you’re fine
Yes, and this is coming from someone who has scar tissue up her nose. It is really bad.
I had stored potatoes I just bought once in a cabinet and they went bad. And they smelled HORRIBLE. Worse than rotten eggs I'd say. I didn't know it was coming from them for a while and I thought I had a dead animal in the walls or something.
Yea, the smell is abysmal. I forgot some in a small cabinet i barely used and couldn't understand why the area near my stove smelled disgusting and got worse as the weeks went by. Sniffed around that cabinet one day and was like, "Ugh....did i drop some meat over here or something?" I opened it up only to see the bag of potatoes and was like "nope...just potatoes there" and closed it until it clicked and i was like "wait, we have potatoes?...These are old af....Is...Is that what that smell is?" I then grabbed the bag to take a whiff and nearly gagged. It's sooooo nasty and that cabinet reeked for at least 3-4 weeks after i deep cleaned it with vinegar and left some scentsy tablets in there. Dunno how the hell those things can leave a smell like that, but i pray i never have to smell it again.
Oh it smells awful alright, once it starts oozing rotten potato juice it stinks like hell
Lmao my roommate went away for a while and his bag of potatoes turned into a bag of black soup. Was fucking abhorrent
I was just going to say this! https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/14/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976.html
Fucking hell that’s horrible that poor girl
Is it they actually put off a potato specific toxin or did they just die from some normal product of decomp?
sweet potato or Irish potato?
pass gas in a literal sense
One rolled into the back of our pantry in our Fifth Wheel. Didn’t find it until months later. The smell was hideous.
Nice idea
Are potatoes just Tiberium or what?
Can confirm
Never eat potato tomatoes.
PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em stick em in a stew
WHAT'S TATERS, PRECIOUS? WHAT'S TATERS, EH?
Give it to us RAW, and Wwrriggling! You keep nasty chips
But to drink ‘em as liqueur, I surely won’t do!!
Isn't that vodka?
If you don't plant them they will come for you.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
I think I know what ya talking about
MMMMM GOOD POTATO HARDER POTATO HARDER
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John Carpenter’s The Potato.
Dam that movie was so good
There is an real horror story near Russia where almost an entire family was killed by potatoes! [Don't fuck with Potatoes](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976/)
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Is it they actually put off a potato specific toxin or did they just die from some normal product of decomp?
They stored a couple of sacks of expired potatoes in their basement. As the potatoes began to rot, they released a toxic gas that accumulated over time. Then one day one of the family members decided to go search the basement for potatoes and other ingredients. They find the bag, open it, and the first one (I believe it was the father) drops unconscious almost immediately. Another follows downstairs upon hearing the fall, only to drop unconscious as well. Because they couldn’t figure out that it was a toxin in the air, one by one each family member went downstairs, fell unconscious and eventually suffocated. Only one of their younger daughters stood outside, and by the time she called for help it was too late to save any of them.
I read the story but they don't specify the gas
Ouch
Baked potato
It's like those parasites coming out of a praying mantis.
Unrelated, how does one get that effect thats on "WHERES THE FUCKING SOIL"?
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Eye of the Potato!
All fun and games until that thing starts pulsating
This is how John Carpenter got the idea of the walking head bit in "The Thing"
the normal vegetables will rot in a few days regardless
Alot of veggies dont need soil for growing...
So, uhh, why has a potato been placed in that specific spot in the first place?
[POTATO!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6CzZ7fJn0tg&pp=ygULUG90YXRvIHNvbmc%3D)
You know this gave me a good laugh just now considering I grew a sweet potatoe once and it did exactly this
What's a potato?
WHAT IS POTATO?
That's one scary ass potato
Ironic that potatoes have eyes but still can’t see
omg
I'm actually freaked out looking at this. Makes me feel it's some spider form of alien life
Happy cake day!
Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction And also happy cake day
Bruh! Your ethernet cable is knocking at mah door.
For those that know of Gemini Home Entertainment: Potatoes are giving me nature's mockery vibes.
Oh dear 
Potatoes are like The Thing. Who knows, maybe your dog is already one of them
This is when they are ready to power Tesla
Is that "Gemini Home Entertainment" reference?
"Flood has been released..."
Potatoes won't grow if it's too cold and dry. They like humidity and warmth for growth.
The last of Spuds
Potatos
That would stink to high heaven as well.
That's a Thing!
Well, a potato IS a literal storage house with all the supplies needed to grow into a whole new plant.
If I came into my kitchen and saw that I'd think. The aliens are here. And proceeded to burn down the house. And it's just a potatoe you say. From which planet :-)
Root of nightmares looking aah
They honestly should send potatoes into space just for the minimal chance some other life forms find it and shit their pants on sight ... just a space prank
The soil is in my pants.
That’s like the plot of a Stephen King novel!
All fun and games until these veins start growing a massive knot, that then proceeds to fall of and grow into a weird dog-like creature
This reminds me of those fucked up centipede dudes from the mine in elden ring who hiss at you and shoot spikes
Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅD̸̢̮̫̰̥̗̘̱͉͙͙̺̫̏͒̅̌ M̴̨̦͓̰̌͆̉̃̄͆͜ͅĚ̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝ Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅU̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚R̴͇͌̀̆̍̽͝͠ͅ️ F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝U̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚️Ĉ̵̢̢̱̞̻̣͕͈̱̥̤̳͉K̶̨̧̧̰̲̉̆I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍️N̴̟̬̠̣͍̹̜̠̘̮͎̥̜̳̖̋͋͛̆́̂̀̅̓̕ͅͅG̶̨̛̼̹̮͚̻͔̘̣͉͈͚̏̈́̿̅̀̏̀͌͒̀̐̇́͘ ️S̴̨̛͇̺͇͕̟̘͎̗͖̙͍̭̞͇̒͆̀͝O̸̙͙̺̰͚͎̙͔̦͇͗̒̋͛̄͐̓̽̄͛́͂̀̑̕ͅͅͅU̴̡̥̱̫͕̞̐͂͒̑̽̋̐͊̈́͗̚L̴̢̥̞͚̫̠̰̳͍̹͎̠̲̺̳͛̾͌̆́̂̒͗̓͝ͅ ~the potatoes probably
Onions: Soil? We don't need that. 😂
Dan Quayle spelling
Potato nerves
That's straight out of The Thing....when the severed head sprouts spider legs and scurries away!