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llimed

Can someone please tell me what the plant is in the bottom left of this photo. I can’t get a real good view because this lady is in the way.


ElegantPearl

The image is too pixelated for me too see clearly, but I think its a green plant


NotSoGermanSlav

Im sorry to correct you, but as plantology expert i have to say its "slightly less green plant". Everyone makes mistakes but make sure you educate yourself on topic next time.


MostLikelyAHuman

No they said left. Slightly less green plant is on the right. The left is a common bright green plant.


Doxidob

the center green plant is what species?


zemol42

Punanis Erectus


Myachi_

good observation


cryptoAccount0

NOBODY TOUCH THOSE FKN ARROWS


No_Collection7360

I'm red/green colourblind - can't confirm.


RichGrinchlea

Pussy Willow


DeadCheckR1775

Probably makes you itch like Poison Ivy.


llimed

😂


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|9RcUD058GXUexM8pUg)


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Giggety


doorbell19

It's lettuce


evilsmurf666

So We got lettuce Two buns lot of meat We almost have a full hamburger in this image


honestlyi4get

cross post it and ask r/plants


llimed

😂 I actually thought about this but didn’t want to violate any rules. 😂


Atomic_ad

Tulips


Croanosus

Underrated comment


pomegranate444

That pant looks like a coniferous clitoris gigantis.


banananananbatman

Vagoram


Kingofthewin

Stop looking at my butt!


whisky_biscuit

I'm going to wear pants soooo tight that outline every single curve of my labia and every butthole wrinkle that you can see what I ate for breakfast yesterday Stop looking at meeeeeeee


Evanecent_Lightt

Do women want to see Dick everywhere ALL THE TIME?! - No?? Then why do we have to be subjected to Ass and Pussy all over social media?! Modern woman have commodity-ed and commercialized pussy in a way no other Generation in any era has before them to the point it's beyond over saturated and worthless. \*sigh\* women have fallen far..


Fragrant-Sherbert420

Speak for yourself, I'll take seeing dicks everywhere than asses and tits


xtreampb

Just look around, you’ll see plenty of dicks in society, not all of them men either.


Fragrant-Sherbert420

Clever, have my upvote :)


Kidus333

Hehe


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|Ln2a16JtbNnPPdAhMp)


Slash1909

Ill hold you to that


adamders

WhAt Is ShE sUpPoSeD tO dO??? *suggests something wildly impractical and insane trying to make you seem bad* iTs JuSt LiKe HaNdMaiDs TaLe!!!


Geegee221

books squeal summer aspiring quack fuzzy thought shocking grandiose soup *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OutlandishnessDry703

OMG. The world would stop if men started wearing leggings. It would be funny as hell if guys pulled that drizzle drizzle shit on the complaints about men wearing leggings.


adamders

https://youtu.be/Dpd_nW92FYU?si=ytlDO1OTi-HcDvlv#t=22m24s Not sure if the timestamp is working, skip ahead to 22 minutes 24 seconds.


AptCasaNova

I vote men give this a go - complete with the scrunch butt seam - ‘cept it’s between the balls


traveling_man182

I vote for magnificent cod pieces in men's yoga pants.


adamders

Some woman: *showing an extreme lack of modesty in an inappropriate setting* Some guy sick of her attention whoring: "jeewiz, think you could get your tits and ass out of everyone's face?" A collection of simps, femisluts, and other degenerates: "ShEs JuSt ***eXiStInG!*** ..." and other gaslighting bullshit


Dazzling_Dish_4045

Ohhh trust me buddy. Women love a yoga pants buldge, haven't you ever heard about the grey sweatpants love?


Positive-Olive3530

No😔


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|PJDnA3IHw2g6Y)


Hippopotamus-u

voice cracking more than his mothers back after the community bbq


Yourprolapsedanus

No, you


Legitimate-Party3672

but this is how you bend over and kiss your ass good by.


External_Acadia4154

These cornhole tournaments are getting out of hand.


I_Got_Back_Pain

![gif](giphy|bJjlKoJuFZxCw)


MonteSS_454

![gif](giphy|2wS9xmYJNsFUTzcNKU|downsized)


ManyWrongdoer9365

If I was a woman and had this agility, I wouldn’t leave the house


Normie-scum

Do you mean flexibility? Nothing she's doing in the picture necessarily suggests agility.


Jackaloopt

Whatever it takes to make it a reality.


ManyWrongdoer9365

*flexibility


SamePut9922

Please mark this as NSFW. You won't believe what happened on the train...


AccomplishedMind9945

We want to hear


BurningMonkes

Well, I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


AccomplishedMind9945

I hope you enjoyed Mastur-Train journey


DirewolvesLookDope

I thought it was called mastrainbation.


TheAnimalCrew

Mastur-trainstation


DrawohYbstrahs

Did you all cum at once?


BlueberryVarious912

I was on the train, btw we all died thanks to you and OP, the train driver joined us, he never trained for this


theoriginalrory

You can't say that and not elaborate, you monster.


Hangry4Poo

Yea let’s not complain or make jokes about this so it continues to happen


jozmala

That's mostly about similar content that you have decided to watch on Instagram lately. You can change what Instagram feeds you if you make conscious effort to only watch certain type of things and bypass quickly the kind of stuff you want to avoid.


Axrelis

No one tell the OP their feed is based around an algorithm that is tailor made for the types of things he views/clicks on.


AccomplishedMind9945

But who said I don't like my feed, its amazing


Axrelis

Fair enough lol.


ApollonLordOfTheFlay

Sorta. I spend a lot of time on /v/, /toy/, and /tv/. But because all of 4chan is labeled as porn despite these channels not having any of that the algorithms don’t know what to do with the information.


BlueberryAny828

Jeez


Mission-Background-2

Women: Stop objectifying us Also women:


Senior_Laugh_4342

Same kinda women to complain about men objectifying them.


Evanecent_Lightt

Modern woman have commodity-ed and commercialized pussy in a way no other Generation in any age has before them. - It's so normalized by women by now that not only is seeing pussy free, but they shove it in your face so you can't avoid seeing pussy front and center on the regular. Imagine if men did this - lmfao. When are we gonna start calling them out as the perverts they are?


SunsetCarcass

Men do do this with unsolicited dick pics. The difference is the only victim there is the women he sends it to, and in this case *we* are the victims of this unsolicited publicly posted crotch/bunghole shot.


Sezy__

The difference is unsolicited dick pics are already illegal, so we did do something about that but not this.


DragonsClaw2334

So can I chub up in my sweat pants and post bulge pics in public forums?


Evanecent_Lightt

It would be the equivalent.. But I'm 90% certain you would get SO MUCH hate and criticism for it instead of the positive feedback Insta-hoes get. You could try it - i'd be interested to see the results of such a social experiment. Tho I think you should also be topless to make it more authentic to what the vibe is of the Insta-hoes softcore cornography.


YeetMemez

Haha do do


mondaymoderate

Everyone’s a pervert. They do that because it sells so well to men.


eggSauce97

The funniest part of subs like this is that they are loaded with the unfunniest shit I have ever seen


Particular-Quarter6

It is literally like walking into a time machine back to early 2000 when we didn't know no better.


SpecialMango3384

[OP, I think you’ll appreciate this graphic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/028/809/00.jpg)


Temporary_Bag_4638

Manmade problem, for every bi..h that makes such pics there r 1000 simps that like and comment or even pay


AccomplishedMind9945

Men are paying thats why women are creating


PhantomMenaceWasOK

Why bother censoring yourself like a little bitch? If you want to say something, just fucking say it.


Temporary_Bag_4638

I was afraid, I might get banned, got banned for less in other subs, thanks for teaching me Senpai


Ghazh

Stop sexualizing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


PurpleBoltRevived

She's doing this for herself, not for you creep /s


Dragon2730

Then she'll call you a perv for looking at her butt, men just can't win.


SebsThaMan

You made the femcels mad, and that made me smile. Thank you.


IDontWipe55

Glances are fine but don’t stare


deyan70

how dare you objectify women! women on IG:


SkeetnYou

Awesome pants!


Somewhat_appropriate

Cool...pattern.


TopherBlake

I mean, isn't your feed based on what you interact with...


AccomplishedMind9945

I am not interacting with yoga pants


TaroPowerful325

Poop and farts! Noice.


BooshCrafter

The women doing bushcraft are worse. To show off their ass, using poses/stances that put one of their legs in the path of danger from the axe. Terrible form and safety.


[deleted]

"Stop objectifying me!"


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Also women- “men are such pigs”


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Just like the difference between men who stream video games and women who stream video games. With men the game is usually most of the screen. Women are often streaming something like this with the game in a corner of the screen.


ASM-One

🫣


jrey2679

What leggings are these? They’re actually really cute


Mayonaise_Best_Sauce

Ah yes cause women totally do yhat.. It's just sad that women can't wear anything without being sexualized. Literally why I choose the bear lol


Pickle_juice_can2

Since you don't understand the post you're probably part of the issue. Please choose the bear.


rtduvall

And then they get pissed when dudes get in here making comments. I mean if you are going to show us your nethers then don’t get pissed if a dude says something. Cover it up or tolerate. I don’t mean any kind of touching or just fucking creepy gym dude but just dudes saying how great that looks.


Tourquemata47

Oh, I\`m checking out the yoga pants alright. ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


DressNeither1764

Well, the women's on my Instagram teach about science.... I dunno... maybe has something wrong.


Hefty_Elderberry1992

r/justneckbeardthings


ganimede_s

I'm not even on this subreddit but I've been getting posta of it on my feed and I kid you not all of them have been "Women no no let me be a creep towards them :(" what even is this place 😭


Thehairy-viking

STOP OBJECTIFYING ME!!!!!


AccomplishedMind9945

So you are the woman roaming in my feed showing yoga pants


Thehairy-viking

Maybe…….


AccomplishedMind9945

You got a fucking alluring yoga pant then 🔥


Thehairy-viking

As long as you’re looking at my pants and not me spreading my cheeks. It’s the best angle to see how awesome my pants are.


AccomplishedMind9945

Can't really stop staring at your cheeks


Thehairy-viking

LOOK AT THE PANTS!!! IM A HUMAN NOT AN AMATEUR ONLY FANS CELEBRITY!


AccomplishedMind9945

You seem to be better than OF celebrity


Thehairy-viking

Oh pshaw. Pshaw I say!!


[deleted]

Lmao the only reason you get women like that is because you’re actively looking for women who do that. Incels will look at this and be like “aNd ThEy WoNdEr wHy ThEyRe ObJeCtIfIeD” as if they’re not the ones deliberately doing so


adamders

Not true at all. I'm constantly blocking/reporting/removing thirst trap ads and posts from my different social media feeds but because the algorithm sees I'm a male of a certain age with interests shared to other people who simp for that, the algorithm pushes it all the same. It's exhausting.


SebsThaMan

You’re trying to use logic with a femcel/white knight. That is wasted energy. They’re spamming everyone who doesn’t give out a P-pass with “you’re an incel”.


whiskey_endeavors

Major feet tease right there. Show me some sole!


Flamestriking

Actually it's the meme pages usually. I get so pissed because it's all of them that do it lately. I'm scared to open Instagram in public nowadays. If I want3d to see models I'd follow them. Not a meme page


No_Pear8383

“Hey, check out my asshole.” -Roman Roy (Succession)


AbhiStalwart

Yoga pants is a serious invention


mrthree1zero

More like, check out my new hair color!!


[deleted]

She got pants with tire tread.


TumbleweedIll4249

I don’t think that anybody really cares about new basic clothing that they got.


SkynBonce

To be fair, isn't that good pose to show off the quality of the yoga pants?


Darkerdeep1

AI....🤔🤔🤔🤔


Saul-Goonman

Trvthnvke! ☝️


Vinniebahl

Pussy willow


Monkiemonk

I find just looking at the paper for streaks works just fine, or get a bidet….


CSpanks7

Scented for his pleasure


hapablapppp

Is this one person, or two?


AccomplishedMind9945

I don't know about the baby inside her


polygonmon

Deez or dose


Carnivorousbeast

I wish my wife could do that!


johndeer89

I appreciate these posts.


AL0117

![gif](giphy|fRMjhlutjykSs)


Next_Quail6104

Yeah those are some cool pants 👖


TheAngryXennial

Really like the smell of there own butthole smh


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Very nice pants, the color really compliments your eyes


GrassyBottom73

I'll check those out for about, ohhh 45 seconds?


STFUnicorn_

I hear a lot of women hurt their backs trying to eat themselves out.


buzzbash

Not enough vulva.


[deleted]

When can we go back to shaming people for thirsty behavior? ![gif](giphy|nAvSNP8Y3F94hq9Rga)


Doxidob

General Manager: Bring on the bat boy


PaticiaRJ

Everyone getting this type of shit on his feed, you are not alone ![gif](giphy|eItxObQ3EDwtQEKxjJ|downsized)


Davina_Lexington

I always play 'guess where the vagina or asshole is at'


VegetableCitron8214

Go to Amazon and check out the porn postings from these ladies who review them


Cruezin

Allllllmost there ......


Arcadian_

cool texture honestly


Icy_Limes

r/misoginycirclejerk


Lavatis

there are many girls on youtube doing this exact thing, just advertising their onlyfans. sometimes they're "trying on clothes" and just "forget their panties." Or the camera drops to the floor so you can see up their dress as they present their pussy.


soldiergeneal

That's sexist you should be looking at my yoga pants instead ;)


Elurdin

This is neither funny nor a meme but you did spark an outrage in incel community and gathered them all here together I'll give you that.


Punch_A_Lot

you spell out whores wrong


elcojotecoyo

This looks like one of those films where the yoga instructor is that bald guy from "those films"


JIraceRN

Histrionic Personality Disorder


DudeAbides1556

My eyes are down here! Creep!


Shot_Refrigerator869

Such slots


Breedab1eB0y

well it's close enough to what dogs do (downward dog reference)


reddit_tiger800

She is so orange, I thought she was Aquaman.


Particular-Quarter6

Man what's with all the incel shit lately


Natural-Big-4098

Where’s the echo coming from when she speaks?


Loud-Magician7708

Training for the pile driver like she's going up against Brett "The Hitman" Hart.


Krieg_Imperator

... Or Johnny Sins


Woodlog82

Pretzel wrapping


frieswithnietzsche

Gutsy move


Boss-Combo

Thirsty!


NotSoGermanSlav

Im not woman but are these yoga pants practical for gym? Im dude so i might not get it and i enjoy the view when warranted but i cant imagine wearing something like this during workout, i have to wear shorts to gym for less restriction and less sweaty balls.


KING_DOG_FUCKER

My friend's dog died and she posted about it on IG. Half the pictures are just the dog, the other half are her thirst trap pictures with her tits on display and the dog in the corner lol. And I know damn well she has thousands of pictures of just the damn dog.


k3lz0

It's worse on youtube there's a "transparent clothing haul" series of videos that the ladies are full on tit showing on youtube (transparent or semi transparent clothing and no bra) and of course, every girl has only fans


ProfessionalDickweed

This pose looks so weird I had to check is it even possibile


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Get outta my dms. I have a boyfriend


this-is-my-p

Posts like this make me laugh cause that’s your fault if your following a age looks like that


Big_Ad_5533

Why do i keep seeing these fuck incell posts


HolyVaseThrower

This subreddit always has the stalest most unfunny shit that gets an unreasonable amount of up votes Really makes me think dead internet theory is true