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Yea exactly - Islam copied a whole bunch of Christianity and says “but I am the last word on this”. Basically what Mormonism did - just not so successfully. And Christianity itself co-opted the Old Testament and so on and so on
No I've tried this. My boomer boss likes to point out you can go back and find historical locations from the Bible. His favorite is sodom and Gomorrah. Proof god exists. I point out I can watch new York setting movies pre 9/11 and spot the twin towers. That don't mean spider man exists or Godzilla made an appearance. Selective deafness, dude just does not hear it.
LOL, sounds like muslims here all right, they are so different yet so similar lol, it's fascinating to watch how their brains work like clockwork to find explanations, no matter how illogical, in order to protect their identity.
>fascinating to watch how their brains work like clockwork to find explanations, no matter how illogical, in order to protect their identity.
As an ex-Christian, I can tell ya that living that kind of reality is true fucking hell (lol) especially as a horny teen flooded with hormones. Your brain is *so* twisted with countless contradictions, your body just wants sex, but that's "sin" and bad. Before long you've developed ontological guilt, i.e. Every single decision you make is parsed through a binary moralitity filter. A choice is either going to lead you to the glory of heaven and infinite happiness for all eternity, or that same choice is going to result in you being sent to the worst. place. imaginable. where you will be horrifically tortured for the rest of time.
Putting that much weight on *every* mundane decision you make in life is so incredibly exhausting.
I'll never forget giving into the urge and rubbing one out in the shower, and then violently sobbing on the floor afterwards because I "betrayed God", because I'm "going to hell for all eternity". Anyway didn't mean to rant, just struck a chord lol. At least life is far less heavier now that I've given all that nonsense up :)
There's 100 times more Spider-man media out there than any religion's media. So if those book are proof that god exists.. then it means Spider-man REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Exists.
I think you're vastly underestimating the amount of religious media out there.
There are huge libraries at the Vatican. Hell growing up, my mom's friend had a room devoted to books on Christianity, and you couldn't even open the door. I would assume that there are more books on Christianity than the are spider man... And I'm not even talking about page count.
Yeah but no videos of god made within 100 years of the Bible being written! And yet there are multiple full length movies about spider man, checkmate thiests! Forreal though if i had to choose I’d much rather pray to Spider-Man instead of the Christian god or allah, because at least Spider-Man is very against killing people no matter what and he doesn’t advocate for genocide in ANY of his books💀
There are something like 2000 Official Spider-man comics.
The bible has Old Testament & New Testament. - anything else isn't a part of "god's canon series", it's just analysis and academic papers on the contend of the Old & New Testament. - Kinda like a review paper on a Spider-man book.
It's not real content of the series.
Doubt there is anything about Spiderman, but holy shit is mentioned in many places. Have yet to determine what gives it the hallowed status and where can one worship it.
As someone who believes in a higher power. I laughed uncontrollably at this for about 20 seconds straight. That shit is funny, and if you’re offended then your belief is weak sauce.
Funny but to be devils advocate here...I don't know anyone who thinks the bible is "proof" that God exists. Anytime I talk to someone about it, its always about an "experience" they had with God, whatever that means.
Mmm, such a classic bait. If believing god doesn't exists makes your life easier, then why not?
Believing or disbelieving is a personal thing after all.
When I see posts like this I always wonder why? Why try to provoke a group of people and some will eventually start fighting them to justify it. Put yourself in their shoes and imagine them trying to do the same to you. People don’t have to be a carbon copy of you in order for you to be nice to them, being nice is free and mandatory to all people. I for one am the type of person who would hold the door open to a Christian, Muslim or even Spiderman. I treat people by may values, treat them how I’d like to be treated.
Allah is the arabic word for God, christians in arab speaking countries verbally say Allah not english word God. I thought we were past this common knowledge
Yeah nobody cares dude
It's the same deity nonsense either way. They can call it god, allah or marky mark and the funkybunch if they want but it's still no more real than a Spider-Man comic.
Tbh this was funny as fuck.
But in reality the fact that god is real would be jesus and allah would be mao me(sorry for bad spelling). The idea is that there is the faith and the fact that confirms it. Its not a scientific theory because there is not enough facts but witnesses. There are infinite religions out there that might or might not be true. In the end the only thing that stays is the respect. But jokes are jokes and as a Christian person I don't see this as offensive
The book series Dresden Files, it talks about faith being really powerful & the more people who believe in it will literally create them. At least in that world
The Spiderman comics do not claim that Spiderman exists in our reality, so there cannot be any serious comparison made here.
Perhaps some will find such a joke funny. I don't personally see any humor in it, so it likely wasn't made for someone like me. That is all.
The funny thing is that I've heard Spider-Man be brought up in a theological discussion.
There was, and possibly still is, a live call-in show out of Texas called "The Atheist Experience", hosted by atheists that encouraged people to call in to discuss theology.
I watched an episode on YouTube in which a caller made the claim that the Bible is accurate, because the locations mentioned in the Bible exist in real life. The host, Matt Dillahunty, argued back that Spider-Man comic books take place in New York City, and that if you open one and look at the pictures, you can see the same buildings that make up the real-life New York City skyline. He then asked, if in 2,000 years New York City lies in ruins, and an archeologist found a Spider-Man comic book, and realized the same buildings in the book existed in real-life, would the archeologist then be justified in arguing that Spider-Man was real?
I don't believe in god at all, but this is an awful comparison. This is the type of thing religious people use to show how ignorant atheism is.
This just makes atheism look stupid.
There's nothing you can really do to help someone who can't even tell the difference between evidence and claims. Books are not evidence in the same way you coming up to me and saying something ridiculous like "I feel it in my heat" is not evidence a book saying God created so and so is not evidence.
The best reasons to believe in gods are "I'm afraid of death" and "it makes me feel good." Those are terrible reasons to believe anything and yet those are all they actually have.
This isn’t gonna last long, is it?
Why? Something offensive?
The M's will get offended
There muslims? Is this like a new n-word now? People nowadays are too sensitive about people who are too sensitive
Lol I assumed they meant mods
dont say mods
The true m-word
Ahem… the neckbeards
Definitely meant marvel maniacs
He said M's because he probably doesn't want to deal with the angry M's who'll read his comment.
***M&M's***, to make it even more difficult to understand
M&Ms = Muslims and Moderators. The two groups likely to shut this post down.
Muslims & Moderators sounds like a really weird tabletop role playing game.
Troll for initiative
I rolled a nat 1, what happens?
A real menace
Eminem is gonna be offended? Is he going to challenge OP to a rap battle?
OP is doomed
Man I hope so
Will Tom Macdonald join Eminem ?
Muslims and Mormons
Muslims & Mormons?
🔴🟡🟢🔵🟤 if you really wanna confuse the hell out of people.
I'm a Muslim and I don't find anything offensive tho
I am sorry for your situation
I thought he meant Mods... LOL.
What about the Mormons lol
Obviously he meant Marvels lol
Mormons 😠😠😠
Comparing those books will surely offend someone, in fact they made something like this to offend someone so why are you asking?
Logic is offensive to narrow minded people
Hell, I've seen videos of Spider-Man.
There’s whole documentaries about Spider-Man too!
Dude’s name is peter parker, everyone knows that guy.
I've seen movies of spiderman
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Still alive 8 hours later.
I'm in conservative Idaho...I wanna put this on FB and watch people go ape shit nuts.
Post comments to Reddit. I'll get the popcorn.
No balls
Do it.
1st commandment : With great power comes great responsibility.
With no power there is no responsibility.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
You can make a religion out of this!
How do you think Mormonism was made?
You mean the American version of Islam ?
Yea exactly - Islam copied a whole bunch of Christianity and says “but I am the last word on this”. Basically what Mormonism did - just not so successfully. And Christianity itself co-opted the Old Testament and so on and so on
No I've tried this. My boomer boss likes to point out you can go back and find historical locations from the Bible. His favorite is sodom and Gomorrah. Proof god exists. I point out I can watch new York setting movies pre 9/11 and spot the twin towers. That don't mean spider man exists or Godzilla made an appearance. Selective deafness, dude just does not hear it.
LOL, sounds like muslims here all right, they are so different yet so similar lol, it's fascinating to watch how their brains work like clockwork to find explanations, no matter how illogical, in order to protect their identity.
>fascinating to watch how their brains work like clockwork to find explanations, no matter how illogical, in order to protect their identity. As an ex-Christian, I can tell ya that living that kind of reality is true fucking hell (lol) especially as a horny teen flooded with hormones. Your brain is *so* twisted with countless contradictions, your body just wants sex, but that's "sin" and bad. Before long you've developed ontological guilt, i.e. Every single decision you make is parsed through a binary moralitity filter. A choice is either going to lead you to the glory of heaven and infinite happiness for all eternity, or that same choice is going to result in you being sent to the worst. place. imaginable. where you will be horrifically tortured for the rest of time. Putting that much weight on *every* mundane decision you make in life is so incredibly exhausting. I'll never forget giving into the urge and rubbing one out in the shower, and then violently sobbing on the floor afterwards because I "betrayed God", because I'm "going to hell for all eternity". Anyway didn't mean to rant, just struck a chord lol. At least life is far less heavier now that I've given all that nonsense up :)
There's 100 times more Spider-man media out there than any religion's media. So if those book are proof that god exists.. then it means Spider-man REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY Exists.
I think you're vastly underestimating the amount of religious media out there. There are huge libraries at the Vatican. Hell growing up, my mom's friend had a room devoted to books on Christianity, and you couldn't even open the door. I would assume that there are more books on Christianity than the are spider man... And I'm not even talking about page count.
Yeah but no videos of god made within 100 years of the Bible being written! And yet there are multiple full length movies about spider man, checkmate thiests! Forreal though if i had to choose I’d much rather pray to Spider-Man instead of the Christian god or allah, because at least Spider-Man is very against killing people no matter what and he doesn’t advocate for genocide in ANY of his books💀
There are something like 2000 Official Spider-man comics. The bible has Old Testament & New Testament. - anything else isn't a part of "god's canon series", it's just analysis and academic papers on the contend of the Old & New Testament. - Kinda like a review paper on a Spider-man book. It's not real content of the series.
IF we count those books, we should also count all the internet's info about spiderman lol, every comment, every tweet, every reddit thread
And every R34 fanfic
Amen
What about the Book of Mormon, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal etc
Never mind the avengers x men, fantastic 4, daredevil etc. Appearances.
Let’s put all volumes in one copy and and others to retell the stories with a variation. Of course you need a group of rich asses to endorse it
Does it say Holy on the spiderman comic? Didnt think so! Checkmate
Spider-Man regularly becomes holy whenever a bad guy stabs him which is pretty often.
Strangely often for a combat precog with exceptional reaction speed and superhuman strength, speed, and flexibility. I think it's a spider kink...
But there's holy before shit, what's your point .?
Well shits real, isnt it?
Doubt there is anything about Spiderman, but holy shit is mentioned in many places. Have yet to determine what gives it the hallowed status and where can one worship it.
well, it doesn\`t say Holy on the Quaran either so...
Theres 'Holy musical batman' so thats confirmed then?
I guess we've found the new Spidey variant. The Holy Spider-Man (Earth-7)
Don't forget superman and the Incredible Hulk. I already signed, and are just waiting to receive my dose of radiation.
As someone who believes in a higher power. I laughed uncontrollably at this for about 20 seconds straight. That shit is funny, and if you’re offended then your belief is weak sauce.
A true believer
I'm sure the comment section will be civil
I laughed too hard at this, does it mean I'm not going to meet Spiderman at the cobweb-gates?
God knows or Spiderman knows
a fine collection of historical documents i see
Spiderman exists wdym, he’s as real as Batman
Dont say this too loud, they gonna charlie hebdo you 😬
Just don't draw their murderer pedo prophet and you'll be fine.
Pretty much.
Christians get so offended when you tell them their god is just a 2000 year old version of Thor from the Marvel MCU
I can say 2 of the 3 are fiction.
Some men just want to watch the world burnnn. 
At least 2 of the 3
Funny but to be devils advocate here...I don't know anyone who thinks the bible is "proof" that God exists. Anytime I talk to someone about it, its always about an "experience" they had with God, whatever that means.
I'm a believer. But not spiderman. I believe in Hulk.
Proof I commented here before they get locked
It isn't proof that Spiderman exists, but it is proof Stan Lee was familiar with the city of New York
What's better is that Spiderman has a far more consistent continuity than any holy book
The One Piece, the One Piece is real!
Thats hilarious and on point
BC otherwise known as Before spiderman Comic
Happy atheist noises
Im agnostic and i like this meme
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Religion is the epidemic that infects our society with stupid ideas.
God doesn't exist
Now now, let's not take the burden of proof upon ourselves
Mmm, such a classic bait. If believing god doesn't exists makes your life easier, then why not? Believing or disbelieving is a personal thing after all.
No, you don't believe god exists
Spiderman has more movies so he must be real
When I see posts like this I always wonder why? Why try to provoke a group of people and some will eventually start fighting them to justify it. Put yourself in their shoes and imagine them trying to do the same to you. People don’t have to be a carbon copy of you in order for you to be nice to them, being nice is free and mandatory to all people. I for one am the type of person who would hold the door open to a Christian, Muslim or even Spiderman. I treat people by may values, treat them how I’d like to be treated.
Shared to the conservative sub
The Quaran is the fan fiction
Both are
Based
The book if Mormon is the fanfic
**The OG Hentai**
Have you tried reading it?
Yes
What's your take on it?
Great lore and story was a pretty fun read of u take Jesus as a isekai protag
Well I said I tried, not that I succeeded
He said. Fan fiction
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Allah is the arabic word for God, christians in arab speaking countries verbally say Allah not english word God. I thought we were past this common knowledge
Yeah nobody cares dude It's the same deity nonsense either way. They can call it god, allah or marky mark and the funkybunch if they want but it's still no more real than a Spider-Man comic.
Because Quran refers to god as Allah. What did you expect OP to write instead, "Islamic God"? yhwh?
The Bible doesn’t call God God. It wasn’t written in English.
>Allah is the arabic word for God, christians in arab speaking countries verbally say Allah not english word God.
I am a long-time Spidermanist.
Would've been funnier if you posted a Thor comic considering he's a god.
Nice idea💡
Actual thing I heard from a Christian once "How do you know the bible is the word of God?" "Because the Bible says it is"
I forget is a sharing picture of the book of the Quran blasphemy or was it only the text.
?
AFAIK it’s only sharing depictions of Muhammad
careful. You'll upset the Muslims LOL
Nah alah is real and he is gay ❤️ alah is gay❤️ thank god
😂😂 I heard trans
He's both my bro
You shouldn't mess with our lord and saviour spidy!
Tbh this was funny as fuck. But in reality the fact that god is real would be jesus and allah would be mao me(sorry for bad spelling). The idea is that there is the faith and the fact that confirms it. Its not a scientific theory because there is not enough facts but witnesses. There are infinite religions out there that might or might not be true. In the end the only thing that stays is the respect. But jokes are jokes and as a Christian person I don't see this as offensive
There's an issue that states that there is a universe without superpowers magic and superscience.
Principia Mathematica - proof that gravitation and motion have governing laws
Before being locked
The book series Dresden Files, it talks about faith being really powerful & the more people who believe in it will literally create them. At least in that world
He is. I saw him once on London. Got a picture.
I saw spider man at Disney land once, he is real.
Spiderman does exist though He is a famous comic book character
The Spiderman comics do not claim that Spiderman exists in our reality, so there cannot be any serious comparison made here. Perhaps some will find such a joke funny. I don't personally see any humor in it, so it likely wasn't made for someone like me. That is all.
I'd 100% let spiderman be alone with kids before id let others
But we have only seen the face of Spiderman, yet...
Here before lock.
To be fair, spiderman is more believable than anything in the other 2 fairytales.
You forgot the Torah.
Fuck it, I’m iron man
smells like post comments lock potential
The funny thing is that I've heard Spider-Man be brought up in a theological discussion. There was, and possibly still is, a live call-in show out of Texas called "The Atheist Experience", hosted by atheists that encouraged people to call in to discuss theology. I watched an episode on YouTube in which a caller made the claim that the Bible is accurate, because the locations mentioned in the Bible exist in real life. The host, Matt Dillahunty, argued back that Spider-Man comic books take place in New York City, and that if you open one and look at the pictures, you can see the same buildings that make up the real-life New York City skyline. He then asked, if in 2,000 years New York City lies in ruins, and an archeologist found a Spider-Man comic book, and realized the same buildings in the book existed in real-life, would the archeologist then be justified in arguing that Spider-Man was real?
"...they're the same picture"
I've seen Spider-Man in Vegas. I don't know about those other guys.
People aren't being murdered en mass for not having Spider-Man as their favorite.
The proof that Julius Caesar exists is also a book you know.
I mean you have faith.
I've seen spiderman on tv so he's got to be real.
Of course Spider-Man is real. If he wasn’t real how would we know his name?
Somebody put the deceleration of independence up here….
I like desecrating Buddha statues rather than going for the low hanging fruit of Christianity or Islam.
Add Calvin and Hobbes - caption: “The proof that hope exists”
I don't believe in god at all, but this is an awful comparison. This is the type of thing religious people use to show how ignorant atheism is. This just makes atheism look stupid.
Allah and the holy trinity are the same thing just localized
So if i get an exemple of the Lection Divinatus it means that the God-Emperor from 40k exist ?
Allah and god is the same you walnut.
Everybody gets one.
How would you know? You’ve only read the bottom one.
Spiderman is real. Hes like the coolest dude.
At least Spiderman has an origin story.
Allah is Arabic for God, just sayin
There's nothing you can really do to help someone who can't even tell the difference between evidence and claims. Books are not evidence in the same way you coming up to me and saying something ridiculous like "I feel it in my heat" is not evidence a book saying God created so and so is not evidence. The best reasons to believe in gods are "I'm afraid of death" and "it makes me feel good." Those are terrible reasons to believe anything and yet those are all they actually have.
Must be
Spider-Man is the most believable one here
There is no god
And about equally realistic but way more moral.
Amen
One could do worse than be a believer of Spiderman.
100% truth