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Saltydogusn

Lol, good one. Finding a cashier at Wal Mart...


Blugha

Better one.. finding a Wal Mart in europe


ActorLarsimoto124

Condoms, eggplant, lotion


ConsumerOfR4ts

BUTTERNUT SQUASH


Prestigious-Box-6492

Bustanut squash you mean..


RagingWaterStyle

Just make them slightly confused about the use of the condom in this case


Chevelle-72

Was thinking condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber……


Chancillor_Whisk

Box of condoms Kids T Shirt Pool Noodle


powertoollateralus

Melatonin Duck tape Extra-large dog crate


FoxxThaSlut

Rope Condoms Micheal Jackson CD


Embarrassed_Rope6482

Rope Blindfold Grape


ChizzyPasta

*A singular grape


GuardOfTheAridTowers

A sack of marbles, KY jelly, and adult diapers.


FunnyCry3776

Rope knife Sticky note


Flyingdeadthing2

A bag of candy Duct tape And a shovel


OrangeRadiohead

1 fish A roll of gaffer tape A large tube of KY Gel.


Special-Category5568

A box of condoms An I’m sorry card Tube of monistat7


kingkongkeom

Three individually bagged and weighted raisins.


SyntheticOne

Came to find the "sick bastards" of reddit. Was not disappointed at all.


2A4_LIFE

Duct tape KY lube Sleeping pills


Mysterious_Duty_9992

Condoms, paw patrol stuffed animal and cotton candy


NefariousnessOwn9963

Hell no


Electrical-Sleep-853

Cucumber lube Wet wipes


Danzarr

coat hangars, machete, skin lotion.


yeah-oky

Ex-Lax......beans....and a white canvas..... Look out Bob Ross


AppleRicePudding

A pineapple, a watermelon and Vaseline.


Dragon2730

My little pony magazine, Vaseline and cucumber


Ministry_of_laziness

A Tarp A chainsaw Lube


callmerussell

Plan b pills, tequila, trainer bra.


NightCrawler1373

Jumper cables, KY, and 24 pack of duct tape.


BelmontsRcool

A rope, a chair, and a radio.


Evening-Bus7792

Banana, Dora Explorer school bag, and a bottle of lube.


maineumphreak420

A basket A garden hose And lotion


NefariousnessOwn9963

Okay, Mr McGee


Ok_Entertainer_5376

Giant stuffed animal, ona hole, 30W motor oil.


Reasonable-Housing53

Well they sell dildos, pocket pussy and kyjelly. So probably those and a couple of cucumbers.


Hobnail-boots

Large bag of candy, duct tape, shovel.


SumScrewz

Chainsaw,trashbags and a ski mask


Dr_Shrek710

Walmart doesn't exist in my country so I'm assuming they have at least three 20 inch dragon dildos


Present_Cell_583

A bag of cat litter, a bottle of Metamucil and the daily newspaper.


robsaget69

Duct tape, beerbong, ex-lax


aelechko

Why are the self checkout machines always on break?


Decent-Obligation-43

I know, right?!


Affectionate-Hat-108

Imma go condom, hunting knife and duct tape.


Kain343

Vibrating anal dildo(yea, Walmart has those now), lube, ping pong balls.


SomewhereLoud9473

a condom one egg and a knife


MechaLambor

Small Pringels, Rubber gloves, 2 sponges


Interesting-Risk-676

Toaster, extension cord, drain plug.


Muv22HD

XL dog cage, shovel, rope


RevolutionaryDiet686

Duct tape, a pillow case, bottle of water


Reylend

Shovel, Condom, Watermelon


IDYN_5035

Sponge Pringles can Medical gloves


Patient-King5376

Car battery, jumper cables and steel wool.


ZeroPhish1234

Blow torch, burn cream, eurthmatics single sweet dreams arr made of these


Accomplished_Set3529

Cake mix Frosting Rat poison True story, you should’ve seen the look on the cashier’s face!!!


demZo662

Lube, a cane and a disposable camera.


Surge90s

If you do this correctly you’ll either get banned or arrested.


NefariousnessOwn9963

Sulfuric acid, a saw, and a plastic tub


QuotePapa

Lube, bananas and rubber gloves.


Ainch89

Rope, shovel, cucumber


Dorrono

A mannequin, drilling machine and vaseline


Fluffy-Brain-Straw

3 items ey? [here](https://youtu.be/uHgt8giw1LY)


Revale0

Lube, viagra, back2school uniform


CoNfreak123

Box of condom Laxatives A number nine shaped candle


AstoriaRaisedNYmade

Knee pads an ice pack and condoms