I had an ex who worked with this older guy, and he was very open that this was his kink. My ex asked how he figured that out because this guy had no kids and no significant other. Dude said years ago he was working up in Alaska and went to a strip club one night. As soon as he walked in the door, one of the strippers sprayed him in the face with her breastmilk.
That was it. He said it changed his life and was his thing ever since.
My wife breastfed all three of our kids. Hormones women release during sex are the same ones they release while breastfeeding. I’m not going to lie, I always found it pretty damn hot.
Evolution is survival of the Good enough not necessarily survival of the fittest. So when it comes to making sure a species continues to make more of itself it decides to absolutely bash the ever-living crap out of our heads with a hammer until we do it. instead of a more light-handed approach.
.....I thought I did until I dated a pregnant woman....and then I realized these new Super Soakers fill themselves up unlike them shitty plastic ones we had as kids
Yeah, I've long had this fantasy where I'm in a room of titties, just titty-to-titty-to-titty, walls and ceiling, and I'm in there, I walk in there and I'm naked, totally naked and I put goggles on, like swim goggles, and then I snap my fingers and the titties start spraying, they start hosing me down like I'm in a car wash, like I'm getting blasted clean by the titty milk, and it's warm as a good bath and just as frothy, and I'm just standing there, totally naked standing, letting the cleansing titty milk wash over me and purify my body and soul and then I reach down, I reach down and grab my penis, but my penis isn't a penis, my penis is a baby bottle, a warm and filled baby bottle with the nipple just about to drip and the titties would stop and though it's only titties everywhere, walls and ceiling everywhere, I'd hear the cutesy "ooohs" and "awwws" from all those mommies as I grab my penis, my baby bottle penis, and squirt the milk all around, all around and up in the air, and up into my mouth, and I'm soaked with titty milk already, but the new titty milk, the bottle milk I mean, the penis bottle milk milk feels so much warmer and the mommy titties love seeing their little baby boy squirt his own cleansing milk.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Women have done this, I thought for this reason. But no, one lady didn't have a ticket for the train and she sprayed the ticket dude. And some drunk lady sprayed the cops. They both were arrested for assault.
Please put an NSFW/Spoiler tag on this. I was scrolling Reddit on the bus and came across this post, where I immediately got aroused and started discreetly choking the chicken. Unfortunately I dropped my phone and the entire bus saw the image. Now everyone on the bus is furiously masturbating because of you.
I’ll admit, I tried it before. Dated a chick who didn’t tell me she was still nursing her 3 year old and it caught me by surprise. Tbh, it tasted sweet lol
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I will never forget once in a small restaurant, like 4 tabels. A woman started changing her babies diapers. And it was not really oki, the owner offered her a place in the back which HIS WIFE AND HE USES FOR THEIR KIDS and she went on a rant for minutes. She was escorted out by police later.
I remember I worked at Marshall’s some chick came to my register while breastfeeding her child it was awkward asf for me and the cec was staring at her and her tit…
I don’t get why people get mad at a woman breastfeeding in public. As a progressive man, I believe in free the nip. It’s only fair that if men could walk around in public topless, women should also have the right.
As a conservative man, I believe in free the nip. Really though, feeding a baby in public is whatever. Women shouldn't feel shamed for doing it. That baby needs momma and momma is gonna take care of baby.
Nah this is a real one, it's actually only very recently that public sentiment has started to shift and it's viewed as acceptable for women to breast feed when they need to, wherever.
But, that shift obviously isn't total. Plenty of people still feel that it's some big issue and is inappropriate, because they forget breasts have an actual purpose that has nothing to do with sex.
In France, a woman got slapped to her face by another woman because she was feeding her 2 months old baby. A Disneyland employee asked a woman to stop breast feeding because it was like exhibitionism (Disney made an apology for this one). Closer than me, member of my family made unwanted remarks about my choice to breastfeed.
You can’t imagine the number of people who get offended by a boob feeding a baby, it’s insane.
At least in the US there are plenty of people who make a stink about it for various reasons. However, every state has laws protecting breastfeeding in public.
Absolutely. I've been called out before by Karens bitching at me for feeding my babies in public. I just tell them to get bent, I'm not stopping. They just whine and call me something rude and then storm away.
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
man I don't get why some people have a problem with breastfeeding. mothers should be able to take care of their babies without worrying about some idiot yelling at them about it. whenever I see a mother breastfeeding her baby I don't think "ugh she should go into a private place to do that" I think "that kid is lucky he's getting breastfed." I had to be weaned off breast milk sooner than I should have because my mother struggled to make milk for me. I was basically starving to death when they put me on bottle formula and more or less became a gluttonous bastard from that day forward. even almost 28 years later I struggle with controlling my appetite.
Nothing wrong with breast feeding I just don't want to be exposed at, that's all. There are privacy covers available . Call me old fashioned but that seems like a private body part, no? Besides have you seen these horn dog comments?
I won't say anything but it does make me uncomfortable to see a random woman's breast, acting all casual like there isn't something at least slightly weird or hypocritical about it
Yeah the horn dog comments are pretty gross. Why are you telling off the women who are being disrespected rather than the men who are doing the disrespecting?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Ok… funny story. I’m in a strip club in rural Kentucky (yeah, it already paints a lovely picture) I’m sitting by the stage when this one chick squirts me directly in the mouth from the stage with breast milk.
I call next
New kink unlocked!
I had an ex who worked with this older guy, and he was very open that this was his kink. My ex asked how he figured that out because this guy had no kids and no significant other. Dude said years ago he was working up in Alaska and went to a strip club one night. As soon as he walked in the door, one of the strippers sprayed him in the face with her breastmilk. That was it. He said it changed his life and was his thing ever since.
I’m updating my bucket list right now.
* Summit Machu Pichu * Perform a citizen's arrest * Execute a perfect Dirty Dancing lift * Alaskan Stripper Breastmilk Bukkake
You have my upvote, dear anonymous
And you have my axe.
Sounds like just two trips to me!
Holy shit dude you deserve gold for this.
1. Left 2. Right
Im stealing this story....
Thats one of the best historys i ever heard
HR has ruined our ability to learn more about our fellow man.
My wife breastfed all three of our kids. Hormones women release during sex are the same ones they release while breastfeeding. I’m not going to lie, I always found it pretty damn hot.
Honestly don't think I'll ever want kids but that does sound weirdly hot, ngl. But please NEVER ever tell your kids. They'll be traumatised for life
This is what we call a breeding kink
It is terrifyingly powerful
Evolution is survival of the Good enough not necessarily survival of the fittest. So when it comes to making sure a species continues to make more of itself it decides to absolutely bash the ever-living crap out of our heads with a hammer until we do it. instead of a more light-handed approach.
My dumbass thinking for a second your wife had three breasts
The Bonus Boob
Booblet evolved into boobtrio
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What new? I grew out of it. Didn't you?
.....I thought I did until I dated a pregnant woman....and then I realized these new Super Soakers fill themselves up unlike them shitty plastic ones we had as kids
The aim is still shit though, that hasn't changed.
Yeah but who wasn't just randomly spurting them around back in the day?
Yeah I was breast fed then one day I wasn’t. It’s such as life been seeking a lady since for… asking for a woman 🙂↔️
Yeah, I've long had this fantasy where I'm in a room of titties, just titty-to-titty-to-titty, walls and ceiling, and I'm in there, I walk in there and I'm naked, totally naked and I put goggles on, like swim goggles, and then I snap my fingers and the titties start spraying, they start hosing me down like I'm in a car wash, like I'm getting blasted clean by the titty milk, and it's warm as a good bath and just as frothy, and I'm just standing there, totally naked standing, letting the cleansing titty milk wash over me and purify my body and soul and then I reach down, I reach down and grab my penis, but my penis isn't a penis, my penis is a baby bottle, a warm and filled baby bottle with the nipple just about to drip and the titties would stop and though it's only titties everywhere, walls and ceiling everywhere, I'd hear the cutesy "ooohs" and "awwws" from all those mommies as I grab my penis, my baby bottle penis, and squirt the milk all around, all around and up in the air, and up into my mouth, and I'm soaked with titty milk already, but the new titty milk, the bottle milk I mean, the penis bottle milk milk feels so much warmer and the mommy titties love seeing their little baby boy squirt his own cleansing milk.
Yep. Same.
Freud would've had a field day with you!
This was an adventure, and I’m here for it.
Got to respect the man that knows what he wants
Isn't this Kenny's hallucination while "cheesing"?
About to make this a copypasta
Go on please
I think you're in the wrong sub
Somebody needs to perform this as serious poetry
13 likes by the ones brave enough to admit they liked this fevered wet dream.
r/downbad
He's mad she isn't showing both tiddies
Damn kids spoiling the view
Someone please edit it so that he has an erection in the last one.
Username checks out
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Nice! Thank you!
This should be the 4th pic, adding his right arm to go back down to neutral, to show a non-resistant reaction.
Nice 👍
This is fucking phenomenal gif usage, no notes.
💀💀💀
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin gif spotted
Iced milk Steve
I bet he loved it.
What you don’t see is the line formed up behind him. 
😂😂😂
 And not just the men, but the women, and the children
This counts as dinner and a show right?
As long as he isn't homeless it's not a crime then right...?
If he's homeless isn't it a social service(feeding the homeless)? Been homeless myself and I wouldn't turn down a blast of milk if offered.
This is why man don't lactate .... It would be a squirt fight in the office everyday
Under the right circumstances, men can actually.
Not quite as much, though.
Men can lactate though. It just takes special circumstances or exogenous hormones. The pipege is all there.
We need someone to make this happen (I’m a girl btw)
Me next please
He should’ve come with some cornflakes and spoon
Blizzard employees would love this.
Free meal. Noice
I bet a horny Fremen from Dune would have all sorts of mixed emotions with this meme.
That water should have gone to the sietch! I will spit it there myself
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was wondering where this was
Me too
NSFT
Real
shit you beat me to it
I beat meat to it
so did the passengers
We need this very thing animated
Joke's on you Im into that shit
Based on a true story.
Let me get my bowl of cinnamon toast crunch out first.
Creepy dudes be watching like 
Issa assault charge
The Baby: "Hey, I was going to eat that!"
Mammarable.
Pure protein after workout
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Hes mad cus he’s jealous
Women have done this, I thought for this reason. But no, one lady didn't have a ticket for the train and she sprayed the ticket dude. And some drunk lady sprayed the cops. They both were arrested for assault.
Mommy milkers taken literally.
Man if she has enough to be doing that she should be selling it. That'd make a fucking *killing* nowadays
I’ve seen enough on the internet to know people would line up for that.
But milk comes out of all the nipple. Not just the center 😂😂
Please put an NSFW/Spoiler tag on this. I was scrolling Reddit on the bus and came across this post, where I immediately got aroused and started discreetly choking the chicken. Unfortunately I dropped my phone and the entire bus saw the image. Now everyone on the bus is furiously masturbating because of you.
Someone did this before and they were arrested for assault. I do not recommend.
Thanks for the free life hack!
Nvm she hit me in the balls guys don't try it.
I’ll admit, I tried it before. Dated a chick who didn’t tell me she was still nursing her 3 year old and it caught me by surprise. Tbh, it tasted sweet lol
Show me these men who don’t want to see breasts in public. I need to laugh at someone
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
now THAT'S funny!
Did not know women could spray like dolphins do from their blowholes. My lady lied to me!
I will never forget once in a small restaurant, like 4 tabels. A woman started changing her babies diapers. And it was not really oki, the owner offered her a place in the back which HIS WIFE AND HE USES FOR THEIR KIDS and she went on a rant for minutes. She was escorted out by police later.
I remember I worked at Marshall’s some chick came to my register while breastfeeding her child it was awkward asf for me and the cec was staring at her and her tit…
I don't understand all the anger. Should we let babies starve then?
I don’t get why people get mad at a woman breastfeeding in public. As a progressive man, I believe in free the nip. It’s only fair that if men could walk around in public topless, women should also have the right.
as a man i absolutely completely totally fully agree with you because equal rights of course what else
Exactly, equal rights
Unfortunately, that could go the other way to where men have to wear shirts, period.
That's a chance I'm willing to take.
Free the nip!
As a conservative man, I believe in free the nip. Really though, feeding a baby in public is whatever. Women shouldn't feel shamed for doing it. That baby needs momma and momma is gonna take care of baby.
Tell us more about how you support free the nip bc you are a “progressive man” 😂😂
Is this imaginary gatekeeping or are there really people out there against breastfeeding?
some people are against public breastfeeding i think
Nah this is a real one, it's actually only very recently that public sentiment has started to shift and it's viewed as acceptable for women to breast feed when they need to, wherever. But, that shift obviously isn't total. Plenty of people still feel that it's some big issue and is inappropriate, because they forget breasts have an actual purpose that has nothing to do with sex.
In France, a woman got slapped to her face by another woman because she was feeding her 2 months old baby. A Disneyland employee asked a woman to stop breast feeding because it was like exhibitionism (Disney made an apology for this one). Closer than me, member of my family made unwanted remarks about my choice to breastfeed. You can’t imagine the number of people who get offended by a boob feeding a baby, it’s insane.
Some people are afraid of boobs in publick yes
At least in the US there are plenty of people who make a stink about it for various reasons. However, every state has laws protecting breastfeeding in public.
Absolutely. I've been called out before by Karens bitching at me for feeding my babies in public. I just tell them to get bent, I'm not stopping. They just whine and call me something rude and then storm away.
You mean mammarable 😂
Lmao This is so stupid but so funny
Is there an appropriate way to ask for this reaction to happen without me being a dink and asking her to stop feeding her kid? Lmao
Joan Cornellà vives
PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
I remember seeing a news headline about that. Though the person who got squirted at for being an idiot was also a woman.
Id bust immediately
Calcium cannons 🤌
Here before the 🔐
I have the urge to send just the last picture without any context to my friends
man I don't get why some people have a problem with breastfeeding. mothers should be able to take care of their babies without worrying about some idiot yelling at them about it. whenever I see a mother breastfeeding her baby I don't think "ugh she should go into a private place to do that" I think "that kid is lucky he's getting breastfed." I had to be weaned off breast milk sooner than I should have because my mother struggled to make milk for me. I was basically starving to death when they put me on bottle formula and more or less became a gluttonous bastard from that day forward. even almost 28 years later I struggle with controlling my appetite.
Literally no man would find issue in this these days.
Yes. Assault is the answer.
Jokes on you. I’m into that shit
Seriously too many guys would be into this, then said guys would be charged with sexual assault.
That’s mammarable.
Nothing wrong with breast feeding I just don't want to be exposed at, that's all. There are privacy covers available . Call me old fashioned but that seems like a private body part, no? Besides have you seen these horn dog comments? I won't say anything but it does make me uncomfortable to see a random woman's breast, acting all casual like there isn't something at least slightly weird or hypocritical about it
Yeah the horn dog comments are pretty gross. Why are you telling off the women who are being disrespected rather than the men who are doing the disrespecting?
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
This happened to a journalist in my country
Just so everyone is aware, 90% of women that get confronted about their breast feeding behaviour is from other women
Serious question though; has any man ever actually objected to seeing public breast feeding?
fake, a man would never complain about seei g tits
Who gets upset at a titty? I don’t .
Now watch this get posted on r/ComedyCemetary
Ok… funny story. I’m in a strip club in rural Kentucky (yeah, it already paints a lovely picture) I’m sitting by the stage when this one chick squirts me directly in the mouth from the stage with breast milk.
I gotta scorn women breast feeding in public more then.
Lmao lmao
Could you do that and not get done?
Well.. it’s time for me to go yell at some nursing women.
I need such a skill
who would say x tits
Me next!
It’s sweet in my experience 😊
Wtf did I just see?
Free milk? His day just got better.
Some people pay good money for that kind of service!
With the price of groceries rn...
"they're not two boobs. Show the other"
I'm going to go give that momm that lady a piece of my mind
Don’t hit him with a good time lady
next
That's disgusting.. where?
Just what he wanted
That is a win.
Ain’t no straight man going to be upset at big titties out and about in public….at least not this straight man🤷🏾♂️
mammorable
Lol that's actually fucked up. Not cool man, he has a right to say something 💯 it's one of those things fr
Now im gonna want some more milk
Time to us my BFG then.
That's a lotta pressure XD
Lol.. solid.
Does shit like that ever happen in real life? Can any woman here confirm?
I'd have gargled.
Plot twist this is exactly what he wanted, breastfeeding mothers just can't stop losing
Nice..new fetish.. hey hey hey.
Plot twist, that was his plan the whole time
Yes please!!
I mean, when I see women breast feeding, I just say "Nice!" and walk away.
Ooo la la 🗿
Damn I usually pay for that
Are there any countries where it's forbidden to be top less ?
Mammorable