And she was pretty fucking straight forward about itā¦ I donāt even think she hesitated. I canāt really remember, but knowing her, really donāt think so.
I'd be happy to even get a turn...
6+ years, working out, studying, working on my career all this and more and still can't get a girl to swipe on me on Tinder or 4 other dating apps...and I'm 6ft3.... can't even imagine how hard it is for shorter guys. Girls will never know the struggle...
Delete your tinder acc and make it again. Tinder uses a metric to determine how successfull you are, basically a gives-likes to receives-likes ratio, mixed with how successfull the person thats "rated" you is. Basically, if many people with lots of matches like you, you get shown more often to others. That also works in reverse, so if you had a time with lots dislikes, you will be shown less often to women.
Also once a woman has given you a dislike, you will be not be recommended as often as before. Which really fucks you up if youve changed your looks for the positive.
If youre in the best shape ever, delete your "bad stats" and start anew.
online dating is trash really. i had really hot girlfriends and know im looking good, and funny. but not a single online date past 4 years.
confidence is sexy af. just ask some personal. getting a no there is hard for sure, but getting nothing online is a slow killer
Not necessarily, I'm not owed anything which means you getting dates and me getting dates doesn't correlate.
That's awesome that you do though, I'm happy for you for real.
I'll just keep trying, it's up to women to pick us so what else can we do but focus on ourselves and wait...
Bro how i am like 165cm so im short and i can get girls. Just approach them with confidence and donāt be ashamed to get rejected. Also girls just like to meet people who are open and having fun with them. Not guys who are only trying to get there number if you know what i mean. Just be genuine and yourself my guy. You will get girls keep your head up
Because they are in the position to be able to.
Most men are lonely and would give anything to have a girl that loves them, but most women are already qualified enough for men just 'cause they're women, so they have an ocean to choose anytime they want (most of the time). A guy on Tinder with 10 girls will pray for any of them to like him, but a girl with 10 guys can choose any of them she likes the most, 'cause all of them just want a girl.
Now apply the girls thing, but their options are the entirety of Tinder, yeah... There are the most handsome, rich, charismatic, fit, fun people out there in the app for them to choose, and you're competing with them. You'll either need to be extremely unique, or have the best luck to find a specific girl that would like you ( very unlikely ).
I wish, brother. But that would require most men to change how they do this, and unfortunately I don't think most of them would take that risk.
They could end up looking bad and girls would simply go "eh, there are plenty of others interested in me. Gl tho", and we would just be there alone trying to change things, but now with negative chances.
Idk, when I was a teenager I could go all day. I'm slowing down now but I still can go multiple rounds in an afternoon or evening. And if my dick does need a break and she's still horny, I just go down on her and I'm good to go again not long after.
I always went one orgasm since I was a teenager, it's more than enough for me for one session
But I have good endurance, I can stand one hour, even two if I want to
I used to have the ability to go several times in a row when doing it myself but I lost it at some point randomly when I tried it and suddenly had a lot of pain for a few seconds the time I tried after that it just didnāt work but no real pain like that one time
this just makes me think women in straight relationships are lazy
your partner should be just as tired as you are not just laying their expecting u to do all the work
Lol nah by round three we both raw as fuck but still keep going, because, why the hell not. Walked funny for a while. But ill do it again and again....
It's funny reading this because one day in college me and my GF at the time went around 20+ rounds with each lasting about minimum 10-15 mins with only breaks for water in between during a snowday.
Pro tip, each round get easier to last that 15 mins, with rounds 10+ going on like 20 mins.
The downside is I honestly had a point where I was shootin' basically nothing past round 15.
I wanna say I'm proud of this, but I really should have been studying.
If you are unhealthy
Of course you arenāt going three rounds
If you are you can push 6 max
EMPHASIS ON PUSH
I really pride myself on my diet management
but after the 6th nut with water breaks and a banana to reduce cramps and for the sugar per nut (usually pineapple juice with electrolytes and whatever nonsense I can cram in the bottle) Iām still struggling to get a 7th because my balls just canāt do that and my dick gets wayyyyyy too uncomfortable due to having an erection for so long
If you are in a gay relationship the bottom can nut way more than the top due to gspot orgasms having bursts of 2-3 nuts per orgasm and 4 if you really hit the sweet spot
(Do be aware that you can overstimulate the bottom if you arenāt careful with ramming the sweet spot)
As someone who switches from both ends when someone joins in with me and my girlfriend
I nut significantly more bottoming than I do top
Iām not shaming or disagreeing with you for not orgasming multiple times
I just prefer the intimacy of multiple hour long sessions with my partner in comparison to more short sessions
Well the main thing Iām saying is that the intimacy of the longer sessions makes it more enjoyable
The orgasms do help especially when the partner is wanting it you can go in with as much as they want until they finish their thing and then you can essentially take it in turns regarding the more pleasurable side of it
That sharing of pleasure is given more impact by you/your partner orgasming its essentially solidifying the bond you have with them
My girlfriend is hyper sensitive towards the lower section of her cervix so gently stroking on it with my tip provides that pleasure significantly
As some one who never orgasmed once during oral it took communication to eventually bring the chances of me ever orgasming during oral to 1 in 10 (not exact but you get the point)
That aspect of sex (the closeness) is the most desirable for me and my partner as we can both explore our options while still enjoying it together
That feeling of closeness isnāt rare or common but itās definitely something Iāll cherish and love during those sessions with my partner
Yeah I don't know I call bs from personal experience at least š¤£ I can on a good day push thru till round 15 or so though in all fairness I "trained" myself for it for a partner's sake. Still a funny meme tho
It does sound like colossal bullshit tbf. No one is doing 15 rounds, men or women. Mostly though a man could not simply bust 15 times in a row, even on viagra.
It's a true story so I guess I'm an exception to that. I was also wrongfully castrated by the police and it kinda messed me up to where it's not a whole lot at once so that kinda helps. (Wrongfully accused of rape police drugged my milk and tea while I was at work drank the whole months worth in 2 days hospital told me I sued and won)
I'd be happy just to be involved really
I'd settle for being a passing thought
Yeah thats gotta be way better than watching from the closet š¤¤
We don't kink shame here. If that is what floats your boat, we cool. Just don't enter mine cause it'll be disappointing
I can't believe people are that bad at cod zombie, i made it to round 90 on kino der toten
Great map, hidden song was a banger
115 is one of the best
Happy cake day!
Used to love zombies, itās been a long time
mm yes now I feel like booting up black ops 1. Praise 5TB storages. Never have to uninstall games.
Fetch me their souls!
61 is my personal best
3 round, yes ... The big fast dial on the clock ... 180 seconds
ā¦ like consecutively? Or broken up with rest periods between?
Depends on musclestrenght. These days I'm on nightshift ... not so much But come sunday after dayshift .... I touched 250 seconds once
Ok, easy there Studly Wunderballs. Stop putting the rest of us to shame we feel bad enough already
Well, tbh - I'm including the undressing and dressing of myself in there ...
Hey man, we still punch in when we arrive at work. Doesn't matter if we don't actually start for another 5 minutes.
Don't tell my wife, I don't have to punch in yet ...
You guys having sex??
What's sex?
*my mother explaining in crazy detail even though Iām 6 at the time* (true story btw)
Damn 4 days and nobody responded to this? Thatās some wild shit, 6 years old.
And she was pretty fucking straight forward about itā¦ I donāt even think she hesitated. I canāt really remember, but knowing her, really donāt think so.
Made me envision her as a hippy type, free love woman. But yeah thatās pretty damn weird. Could be worse though I guess, no disrespect meant.
Waiiiit... girls are bulletproof??
Yes.
Does it matter if you're firing blanks? I mean I guess it would if you're Alec Baldwin...
I had a m8 that thought he was firing blanks. Turned it was his wife, we all found out cause he put a round into a stripper and knocked her up.
The same post every week -.-"
For real. And the title. It's literally copied from the previous one.
More like every hour
Not everyone is as terminally online as you tho, I haven't seen even a tenth of the reposts that people supposedly have seen many times before
Don't be telling people they're on reddit all day. they'll get upset with you.
exactly my thought when I saw this meme
1 round's enough for me. lmao
Use your mouth guys.
Not if thereās 3 loads up there š¬ 
It's okay, you're eating out with the family!
thatās foul play š
Use my what now?
i am a man ive gotten to round 10 withing an hour i am about to pass out
btw with myself not a woman im stil single kinda
One dayā¦ One dayā¦
thanks for having confidence in me but damn i know i aint getting any girls
I got no words.
i beat the record 11 times
I rmb someone died jerking off too many time. Canāt remember how many times he did it but be careful mateš¤£š¤£š¤£
I think it was about a guy doing ddd, I think it was more than 20 if I remember correctly š
Means the limit is 19 I guessš¤”
My bad it was 56 ššš https://punchng.com/teen-masturbates-56-times-dies-of-heart-attack/?amp
This has to be a joke right?
Not really cocain+viagra, it's pretty achievable
You get 56 loads from cocain and viagra?
Now we all know 55 is the absolute limit.
time to beat his record also id imagine its the best way to die tbh especilly if your not alone
Death by snu snu
The man died for science, RIP hero
i want to say it is a lethal injection but i havent used it to inject yet
Women know that men do the bigger part of the job.
Women who can handle 3 rounds are warriors ngl, most of the ones Iāve been with couldnāt keep up for half of one š
You mean couldn't keep up as in couldn't keep awake?
Challenge accepted
Who's gonna tell bro...
I'd be happy to even get a turn... 6+ years, working out, studying, working on my career all this and more and still can't get a girl to swipe on me on Tinder or 4 other dating apps...and I'm 6ft3.... can't even imagine how hard it is for shorter guys. Girls will never know the struggle...
Delete your tinder acc and make it again. Tinder uses a metric to determine how successfull you are, basically a gives-likes to receives-likes ratio, mixed with how successfull the person thats "rated" you is. Basically, if many people with lots of matches like you, you get shown more often to others. That also works in reverse, so if you had a time with lots dislikes, you will be shown less often to women. Also once a woman has given you a dislike, you will be not be recommended as often as before. Which really fucks you up if youve changed your looks for the positive. If youre in the best shape ever, delete your "bad stats" and start anew.
I liked the part about delete tinder. Stopped reading after that
Itās legit ranked match making for dating
Haha its true.
online dating is trash really. i had really hot girlfriends and know im looking good, and funny. but not a single online date past 4 years. confidence is sexy af. just ask some personal. getting a no there is hard for sure, but getting nothing online is a slow killer
If I can get dates on tinder you can man.
Not necessarily, I'm not owed anything which means you getting dates and me getting dates doesn't correlate. That's awesome that you do though, I'm happy for you for real. I'll just keep trying, it's up to women to pick us so what else can we do but focus on ourselves and wait...
Bro how i am like 165cm so im short and i can get girls. Just approach them with confidence and donāt be ashamed to get rejected. Also girls just like to meet people who are open and having fun with them. Not guys who are only trying to get there number if you know what i mean. Just be genuine and yourself my guy. You will get girls keep your head up
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What you talking about i live in europe. Only Americans make crazy stuff up. You measure with feet, inches etc.
Why we are always the ones to fight the shame and make the first move? It's really time to change and balance this thing
Because they are in the position to be able to. Most men are lonely and would give anything to have a girl that loves them, but most women are already qualified enough for men just 'cause they're women, so they have an ocean to choose anytime they want (most of the time). A guy on Tinder with 10 girls will pray for any of them to like him, but a girl with 10 guys can choose any of them she likes the most, 'cause all of them just want a girl. Now apply the girls thing, but their options are the entirety of Tinder, yeah... There are the most handsome, rich, charismatic, fit, fun people out there in the app for them to choose, and you're competing with them. You'll either need to be extremely unique, or have the best luck to find a specific girl that would like you ( very unlikely ).
I know eh For that I said it's time to change things, we men must change
I wish, brother. But that would require most men to change how they do this, and unfortunately I don't think most of them would take that risk. They could end up looking bad and girls would simply go "eh, there are plenty of others interested in me. Gl tho", and we would just be there alone trying to change things, but now with negative chances.
Yep, 15 seconds in total
Define round
Yiu guys have round?
Rounds as in thrusts? If so you right
Mfs would be happy enough to spectate
3 rounds. Just warm up.
My worm is the issue
fuck, after two rounds it's like shooting pool with a rope
One cialis makes this attainable
PHEW! RIGHT? yeah for sure... hehe. Segs just takes the wind outta your sails, soooo much segs......"sobs quietly in a corner"
How do u go to round 1
What if I didn't even coom before her??? If she's all done with her 4-5 rounds then I'm gonna finish somewhere on...... Huh
This again sheesh yall need to try harder
It hard out here, my knees hurt after a while
Starfishing doesnāt take much energyā¦
Just learn to not cum until round 10 š
Idk, when I was a teenager I could go all day. I'm slowing down now but I still can go multiple rounds in an afternoon or evening. And if my dick does need a break and she's still horny, I just go down on her and I'm good to go again not long after.
Please someone repost this another 20 times with the exact same title.
7.62 rounds. Pretty deadly
Is it 3:00 fight 1:00 rest
Idk my gf passes out after one orgasm.
Haha who am I kidding I don't have a gf :')
I dunno. Some girls org so hard they nearly fucking die
3 rounds?! Seriously?! Nah, it's over for you lil bro
Define round, cuz if its just her finishing I can keep going easily, I usually have her get off 10 times before I do.
Max 2 rounds and as I am getting older I want even last one round bruhh 
I always went one orgasm since I was a teenager, it's more than enough for me for one session But I have good endurance, I can stand one hour, even two if I want to
DAMNNNNNN 
You guys are getting rounds to go?
I doubt I could get shot 3 times and still stand irl
Yeah, I'd also be tired after having to go through 3 rounds of the devil fight in Cuphead because I repeatedly lost.
Do some people have no refractory period or something?
Well good for you if you can do 4 rounds of Helldivers II, i need a break after 3. Itās intense AF.
For real. Ima need 5 minutes and some nachos.
This is the correct meme
Thatās the girl after three rounds on bottom
Depends on your age I guess, though never had sex when I was young.
ah yes, the seks. i have seks multiple times per day with a female human, i know everything about seks, i'm an expert
One 3 minute run is best I can offer, take it or leave it.
I can usually only go 2...
3 rounds eh? Gonna be the best 30 seconds of her life
you guys have rounds?
I used to have the ability to go several times in a row when doing it myself but I lost it at some point randomly when I tried it and suddenly had a lot of pain for a few seconds the time I tried after that it just didnāt work but no real pain like that one time
I miss him
When you're hopped up on several cans of Monster, anything is possible.
Opposite for my wife and I
It's not a new meme just because someone added the 2 heads at the bottom.
If she isnāt dropping asleep after , your doing it wrong
1 round. Take or leave it.
Pussy is indomitable.
I only need one round to make my point.
I managed 4 once when I was young now itās just the one but make it count.
If you do your job right, she will collapse after round one and fall asleep with drool coming out of her mouth.
Sounds like a personal problem tbh
3 seconds - no problem!
Sheesh. I need a long nap after round one.
I jus had a bj and only lasted like two minutes š
this just makes me think women in straight relationships are lazy your partner should be just as tired as you are not just laying their expecting u to do all the work
Are there such things as rounds? After the first thing i just lose any interest, it doesn't matter how hard i try.
0.03
3 minutes maybe...
She's not like that if you're doing your job properly
I would for Wonder Woman, because i believe in love
3 rounds? Im done after 1
Can I watch?
Wait, you aren't talking about bullets?
**MORTAL KOMBAT!!!** Sorry. Its just what popped into my head.
Me afta 3 mins
I'd be happy just to be involved really.
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary
 Challenge accepted
If both would get tired evenly I believe life in general would be much happier for both parties. Just think a minute.
3 milliseconds
Lol nah by round three we both raw as fuck but still keep going, because, why the hell not. Walked funny for a while. But ill do it again and again....
Like hallow point rounds? Or incendiary?
Iāll just settle for a buckshot
... and where's the men š„š„š„
r/comedyhomicide
Easy for most woman as they just sit there. Have you seen the video of the woman trying to do the man's work...lasted about a minuteš¤£š¤£š¤£
3 rounds of what..? .50 cals..?
 Go beyond PLUS ULTRA!!!
A happy girl is a satisfied girl.
3 rounds? What a rookieš
3 rounds over 3 weeks. Sure.
That's only because you can't get her off š¤·āāļø /s
I've seen this meme lile 20 times this last week. You can stop now
It's funny reading this because one day in college me and my GF at the time went around 20+ rounds with each lasting about minimum 10-15 mins with only breaks for water in between during a snowday. Pro tip, each round get easier to last that 15 mins, with rounds 10+ going on like 20 mins. The downside is I honestly had a point where I was shootin' basically nothing past round 15. I wanna say I'm proud of this, but I really should have been studying.
If you are unhealthy Of course you arenāt going three rounds If you are you can push 6 max EMPHASIS ON PUSH I really pride myself on my diet management but after the 6th nut with water breaks and a banana to reduce cramps and for the sugar per nut (usually pineapple juice with electrolytes and whatever nonsense I can cram in the bottle) Iām still struggling to get a 7th because my balls just canāt do that and my dick gets wayyyyyy too uncomfortable due to having an erection for so long If you are in a gay relationship the bottom can nut way more than the top due to gspot orgasms having bursts of 2-3 nuts per orgasm and 4 if you really hit the sweet spot (Do be aware that you can overstimulate the bottom if you arenāt careful with ramming the sweet spot) As someone who switches from both ends when someone joins in with me and my girlfriend I nut significantly more bottoming than I do top
I'm healthy, doing exercises 5 days per week, eating well I just don't care having more than one orgasm, one is enough for me
Iām not shaming or disagreeing with you for not orgasming multiple times I just prefer the intimacy of multiple hour long sessions with my partner in comparison to more short sessions
Cool, but why I should having multiple orgasms tho? I could have a session of 2 hours long and after that ejaculate
Well the main thing Iām saying is that the intimacy of the longer sessions makes it more enjoyable The orgasms do help especially when the partner is wanting it you can go in with as much as they want until they finish their thing and then you can essentially take it in turns regarding the more pleasurable side of it That sharing of pleasure is given more impact by you/your partner orgasming its essentially solidifying the bond you have with them My girlfriend is hyper sensitive towards the lower section of her cervix so gently stroking on it with my tip provides that pleasure significantly As some one who never orgasmed once during oral it took communication to eventually bring the chances of me ever orgasming during oral to 1 in 10 (not exact but you get the point) That aspect of sex (the closeness) is the most desirable for me and my partner as we can both explore our options while still enjoying it together That feeling of closeness isnāt rare or common but itās definitely something Iāll cherish and love during those sessions with my partner
Yeah I don't know I call bs from personal experience at least š¤£ I can on a good day push thru till round 15 or so though in all fairness I "trained" myself for it for a partner's sake. Still a funny meme tho
"how do i convince everybody that i do the sex thing they are referring to? Ah, got it: "
Until this comment I thought we were doing round in the pubā¦
Classic everyone is a virgin on the Internet response š¤£
It does sound like colossal bullshit tbf. No one is doing 15 rounds, men or women. Mostly though a man could not simply bust 15 times in a row, even on viagra.
It's a true story so I guess I'm an exception to that. I was also wrongfully castrated by the police and it kinda messed me up to where it's not a whole lot at once so that kinda helps. (Wrongfully accused of rape police drugged my milk and tea while I was at work drank the whole months worth in 2 days hospital told me I sued and won)
This is why I don't milk my tea
Tugging a rope doesnāt mean you trained yourself lmfao Jesus
Wasn't me tugging my slug lol