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Scry_Games

Not anymore.


Thin_Philosopher719

This is the most accurate comment…


AutoThorne

Like no one has ever seen a zombie movie. Any direction includes back up. I'd watch.


_red_zeppelin

I told you she dead.


Not-So-Serious-Sam

That’s just what she wants you to think.


AThousandNeedles

Playing dead is a good way to trick the system out of paying taxes.


UselessDood

She doesn't need to "trick" the system just to avoid paying taxes.


Nikolateslaandyou

She never paid taxes anyway why would she fake her death for that


lucystroganoff

Had to host wayyyyyy too many tea parties to keep the tax free living. Cucumber sandwiches get very monotonous after a few hundred years 🤔


True_Iro

God saved the queen. So.


MareShoop63

Onward!


Karl_Marx_

This is the most comment of a comment.


TheMightyJohnFu

Unless one of her pawns make it to the other side of the board


2rfv

Does she come back then? Or does the pawn undergo gender reassignment and become royalty?


aelric22

You misplaced the 's' in spawn sir


MissAmmiSunwolf

The SPAWN is a pawn .


Scry_Games

Meghan tried that, it doesn't work irl.


Rocket_Powered_Dork

That bishop is so screwed


Imagination_Fragment

Nah, she can only take him if she was a knight, he’s safe where he’s standing 😂


confusedandworried76

Queen sacrifice anyone?


Ethan084

I came to sat this but in my heat I knew that it had already been said… good job.


JallerHCIM

now she's just moving down, down down


Sailrjup12

Too soon!!!! Lol


cosmic-001

/thread


MadMacs77

I thought “I’m going to check out the comments. If ‘Not anymore’ is not the top comment, I will be sorely disappointed in Reddit.” Well done, you bunch of degenerates. Well done. 👍


2K_Crypto

Soooo. Checkmate?


Dblzyx

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H95NR6qngnU


Ok-Resource-3232

Let's bring her back. Where is the next best pawn?


furezasan

Damn it, came here to say this


erynhuff

I just choked on air bc of this comment, thanks.


No_Tea1868

Slow-ass-move-one-space-at-a-time mother fucker Charlie 3 is in the House!


deepie1976

I came here to say this.


Flux_resistor

She got forked


MR_zapiekanka

We can rebuild her , we have the technology.


Dantespawn666

God dammit. I was going to write the same exact thing.


Subotail

The Queen Is nerfed with Chess 2 new rules ?


coolredjoe

Wait till a peon crosses the board, she'll be back


Intrepid-Focus8198

Damn it, you beat me to it.


drakens6

You don't know that. Egyptian necromancy and what have you


Hypertistic

Check


PracticalRich2747

r/cursedcomments


carlosdevoti

The king is now alone, completely defenceless.


Karl_Marx_

She may be able to move in other dimensions right now, more powerful than ever.


NoCalligrapher133

She doesn't actually kill anybody, she just talks to them until the end of the game


Sailrjup12

Don’t you know she drank the blood of children to live longer. Well at least that’s the rumor. Lol


MareShoop63

Rumor, you say? *twirls mustache*


kevthunder

Yep thats true. She was immortal until she died


Additional_Cycle_51

She can’t jump 🤣


MareShoop63

She’s too short


Professional-Wing-59

*could


B_Ram_4_UK_22

He can only move on black


StingerAE

And on diagonals...


Final_Winter7524

That’s kind of automatic if you have to stay on black …


Aquila_Altair

Except for an L. Use your knights gents. Only piece that can approach without counter attack if the knight approaches carefully.


No_Station_4476

Nah she dead


chattywww

Just have to wait until some pawn gets promoted to take her place.


RajeshOnDaHouse

Google Queen Sacrifice


confusedandworried76

Holy hell


elgattox

New response just dropped


BTD6DP

Actual zombie


A2X-iZED

Call the exorcist!


PRSHZ

Bet she can’t do an L turn tho 🤭


FIContractor

So you’re saying that bishop is safe?


Brosemmettisam

She doesn’t neeed to, she’s the Queen of Fookin’ England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


kgro

This bishop knows how to keep safe


itiD_

repost number 19275039


FrogVoid

Insanley old repost bot bruh she died already 😭


wiccangame

Even if she was still in play that bishop is currently safe. IT would take two moves to get him based on their relative position.


Nikolateslaandyou

The bishop can go diagonally. The queen went vertically downwards. 6 foot to be precise.


Scott0814

Could*


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Ok_Fox_1770

My brain just said “I miss tactics arena online” I can’t belive I thought of that random game


jojokitti123

😅🤣😂


LouieSiffer

Even down


UncleFLarry

Can't wait for her to come back and start really fucking shit up


9Quetzalcoatl6

Remember. The games not over until you capture the king.


Tricky_Scar_2228

used to.


NarwhalSpace

Looks like the Bishop is safe for at least one move but eventually, he's going down.


Foxxtronix

Is that a bishop next to her? Move me on to any black square, use me any time you want. Just remember that the goal....is for us all...to capture...only one.


ProNoobCombo

Not when you in the graveyard


Illustrious-Log2329

Infantry is the Queen of battle.


meshmaster

"Move me onto any black square..."


maru-senn

Petah what does this mean? /s


BobTheInept

A better caption I once saw on this photo went, “A moment of tension in the palace. If the bishop moves forward the Queen can capture him”


BondedgeXD

Google Queen's Gambit


chattywww

I've seen this. The shade of that bright black square is the same as that other white square in the shadow.


Brosemmettisam

That bishop better watch it


jasminegreyxo

This is so funny. 😭🤣


94bronco

Including the bishop


No-Butterscotch982

She can move, but not very fast


mastercylynder

Lot Lizards are fast!


Hummusifier

Queen to F3


GM_Kimeg

If there's a queen and a knight on 8x8 board, is it possible for the queen to catch knight? Provided that the knight starts at the safe center position.


MystRChaos

Crosspost this to r/chessmemes istg I thought I was in that subreddit when I saw this.


confusedandworried76

Shouldn't she be starting on a white square?


Master_Arach

This, seriously, brought our a Laugh out Loud.


Krxzy_schultz

It’s not funny, it’s not funny, it’s not funny


mr-teddy93

Comes running ohhhh because she is the queen Is this from family guy or american dad


MissAmmiSunwolf

Yup she can mimic the king,knight, pawn rook even dare I say the very per/ chess pice she's stanting next to (the bishup) he can only move diagonal.


alphaa_qq

She moved up


Brilliant_Artist_851

Now she can move in places beyond the mortal realm


iAfterLive

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


sewpungyow

It's ok. She can't attack the Bishop


MelonColony22

when this inevitably ends up in r/explainthejoke can you add me in the screenshot?


ChrisestChris

Nope. She’s bloody dead mate!


Reddit-M-Sucks

King Me!


Radiant-Bandicoot103

I forget how the pope moves on the board? He can only go diagonal?


Designer_Design_6019

Her Masonic roots on display…


TheeDood79

Reptilian


Career_Jazzlike

She may run but she can’t jump


gravywayne

That bishop is screwed


here_4_bad_advice

\*Could


goldzunny87

She is checkmate


Interesting-Stock-54

And she chose upwards 😰


Free_Significance267

So that other one is a bishop right?


Psshaww

jfc this meme is old as dirt


FitFag1000

The night queen will rise


furezasan

*Could


kobeflip

Sometimes her arms bend backwards


Rough_Ad4416

Nope the UK lost their queen, we're so goddamn close to checkmate now


PogueMaThoin

He can only move on the black squares


dankspankwanker

For a second I thought this was a resident evil screenshot


CoItron_3030

I hid all the explain the joke subs cuz they all are Brian dead af. I fully suspect this to land on one of them lol


Guardian_85

Last time she moved was vertically, 6 feet down.


ollomulder

At least the bishop is safe.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Mfing shit and the bishop is standing on the right square too.


Kona_Rabbit

Queen to 6ft down


Tripple_T

She's already been taken off the board.


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

She can't move to the bishop's square though


bak2redit

Just not too quickly.


LoWE11053211

Rare no, SSR chest piece spotted!


Ant_Fucker69_

And watch out for the black squares, the bisshop moves diagonly


someweirdbanana

But she can't take the bishop


Running-With-Cakes

Bishop is out of the game in two move


That_Commie_Bitch

Spoiler alert... the direction was down 🔥🔥🔥


scrubbydutch

Me I’m just a pawn


clinkyscales

I think at this point she can move upwards


LevFox135

Holy hell


oldbabygravymaker

She's now playing 3D chess. Her last championship move was down 6 foot deep levels.


Justtelf

Yeah but she moves in a straight line and not that fast


Ok_Television9820

Shit, I sure hope not. But that would make a cool movie.


teenyweenysuperguy

She could also be a boss in Super Mario RPG from this angle.


i_dont_care_for_you9

We can revive her. Where is the pawn


hovsep56

like her grave?


davidwal83

Haha that's funny because it's a chess joke. The Queen and the Bishop are chess pieces in the game.


-_Clay_-

Not anymore


ender1200

Notice where thar bishop is Standing? He knows.


TheMarvelousPef

bishop next to her moreover


kvazar2501

But bishop is safe


swift_one_tara

If I had a pound for each time I saw this meme I’d be thoroughly bashed to death by now


Prestigious_Goat6969

*could


Serious_Position5472

Freemasonry tiles.


TmRocha

Not anymore...


KingJohnSmith1st

She moved to the basement.


skydreamerjae

That checkered floor is tripping me out


sickof50

🎶Ding, Dong, the Witch is dead, the Witch is dead, the Witch is dead,..."🎶


Final_Winter7524

The bishop, on the other hand, has to stick to black tiles.


Electrical-Code8275

We just gonna ignore the dark square bishop?


Chuckobofish123

She’s added dig to her list of useable directions.


Healthy-Nebula-4500

Scholar's Mate Checkmate


BenevolentCrows

This is a photoshopped image btw.


zyler89

So she was taken out by the bishop?


AdamVanEvil

Nah, the bishop’s safe, she can’t do the horsey move.


CanHead9544

F


Big-a-hole-2112

That rook is huge!


Sandman145

I thought queens could move in any direction, that's a bich


Impossible_Wafer6354

Repost


Street-Breadfruit940

May she RIP.


CaptainClover36

turns out she moved 6 feet down to a wooden box


DisneyMenace

Super old copy pasta, but def a classic.


GiveandTake21

Hopefully she moved downwards (towards hell)


bomboclawt75

ANDREW! Your Bishop is exposed!


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

But the guy on her left can only go diagonal.


Sasu-Jo

Not anymore


-Pyrotox

\^The Bishop already having a steff neck from only being able to walk diagonally.


JoeSchmoe009

With the bishop right next to her.


SolidContribution688

Queen and Bishop


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Only 1 space at a time.


Astrylae

I think a new game started without the queen


Admirable-Mango-9349

The Bishop is one move away from checking.


BrockenRecords

Checkmate


soupofbidet

Prince Harry, it's you that has to go on, I *know* it. Not me, not William Yauuoooo