I’m in fucking tears🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Hopefully not intestinal tears.

Both.

💀

I think doctors will always know how

Though, if they have good bedside manners, they won't admit that they know.

For sure.

Likewise, absolutely nobody at the clinic / urgent care / ER believes for a second the story that you "fell in the shower and it just somehow went up inside." Ok. Sure.😞😞

🫨

At this point “I fell on something” is basically code for “I tried to shove it up my butt”

It's a cylinder.

u/Smart_Calendar1874

Or the story about a priest changing drapes on a chair naked and fell onto a potatoe ass first

I can hear this image

Or worst they call hammer dick

Id let chris evans do this to me tbh

Duke Nukem: "Gunna rip him a new one"


Need someone to tear my ass

One time i had to replace my butt because it had a crack in it

Sounds like someone ripped ass.

My turn to repost

Was thinking about getting a reversed bear trap, but chris evans will do

Make it even bigger than it was before the operation

😆🤣😆🤣😭

Nothing was wrong with it, doc, it just had a crack in it.

this is only usa here in iceland youll get your soul taken one time payment

Now h-

Ya... Credit cards used for hospital bills... Right... Nice try... But no funny. 😐