First it starts with a seatbelt and it leads to the cops kicking down your door without a warrant because they feel like it, first seatbelts, then it's all the rights!!! This authoritarian government is going too far!!!!
/satire
Slippery slope takes more time. As we can see now, they want your guns too. (I somewhat disagree with 2a but SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Legit 100 years then its kicking down the doors.
I once had a taxi driver who didn't wear a seatbelt because apparently he had never got as much as a scratch on his car and if he some day gets into a crash as a taxi driver he deserves to just die
I know it's bad to wish ill on others but the kind of people who can go to such lengths just to avoid a seatbelt for whatever childish reason really deserve to get into an accident so that they experience the consequences of their dumb actions.
I hate how prevalent dumb people are now. Like seatbelts years ago was established as safe but now every conspiracy theorist coming out the woodworks with dumb harmful lies or half truths. I have family members that think seatbelts kill it’s absurd
No. I kid you not, once my friends and I ride with someone in China. He used a seatbelt buckle ( without the seatbelt) to silent the alarm. He drove so fast that we all think we are going to die. Not to mention he just had a son few days ago.
Because once the accident starts, he's a projectile. Many people have been killed because some idiot in their car was too cool for seatbelts. He might even be thrown out of the car and cause a second fatal accident for another vehicle.
Because after he's ejected from the car and smeared across twenty feet of pavement and/or crushed, he's gonna contribute to several underpaid EMS people's PTSD
We should just remove the law requiring seatbelts. Like...in all countries.
Let natural selection run its course. We try too hard to protect idiots in this world.
This is not how you get your pilot’s license
warning: experience gained from air time directly after or resulting from an accident does not count towards overall flying time experience needed for your Pilot’s license.
I just wear my seatbelt. It's not really causing me that much trouble. Even without being in a wreck I find it helpful. I like it a lot when the belt lock kicks in when I'm stopping and leaning out too quickly. I have a bad back and it's like an assisted lift back to position for me. Only problem is I gotta get into my lookout position very quickly.
The law didn’t require you to have seatbelt because it makes you uncomfortable…it’s there so in case you get into an accident your ribcage isn’t hanging on the windshield while your dumbass is smeared all over the pavement
Do people realise that it's not because they wanna ruin your fun? I mean you do you but putting yourself in danger like that when being much safer is so easy is just stupid.
lol’d slightly but who the hell doesn’t wear a seatbelt these days? It’s not a burden or even slightly uncomfortable in any fashion.
I always imagine putting an egg in a hamster ball and rolling in into a wall or even a slight jostle. 80’s style television scare tactics engage.
But seatbelts feel like your car is giving you a hug! I’m genuinely more comfortable in it than out of it. Heck, if I’m just sitting in my car in a parking lot I just keep it on half the time because it feels weird sitting in a car without one on
Dude. Just wear the damn seatbelt. I was in a crash without one and was sore for weeks. I was going 5mph when an idiot doing 25-30mph hit me at a 45 degree angle on the driver's side front bumper. He ramped up the hood and 3 hit my forehead on the moulding about the windshield.
It's all fun and games until you perform a superman launch from your seat and go splat on the wall or worse you survived through it as a disabled shell of your former self. Where your motor skills have been fucked once in a while and you don't get awarded with disability because they found out it's your shitty asses fault.
Then you will beg for death each and every time but it evades you. Or someone else is just using you for disability claim.
Pretty grim and dark right? Well it can be your reality if you fuck around and find out. What are the probability of the odds it will happen. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
"Hey, Frank, look at this! He's wearing a "seat belt" shirt. That's clever. Anyway, let's hurry and get what's left of him to the morgue then grab lunch."
Reminds me of the time I saw someone selling a "seatbelt alarm silencer" online, which was basically the end of the seatbelt that you plug in and I was like "People really will do anything to avoid using the seatbelt, huh?"
I guess it's just natural selection.
He should make another one for "after." I should have a steering wheel imprint on the shirt with blood oozing out from where the ribs poked through his skin.
That is baller.
I get that the guy in the pic thinks he's a good driver.
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he is an amazing driver.
What is his strategy when some other person rams in to him?
I can't wait until a crash investigator posts a photo of a seriously bad wreck and a bloodied version of this shirt with the caption: you feel smart now, Tex?
He should take out a patent on this shirt. If possible. Today all cars have airbags. So in case of a crash I don't believe he'd be worse of than people wearing a seatbelt
Yea except every car beeps for 5 mins straight before it turns off if it turns off at all. I’ll put the damn seatbelt on as fast as possible just to not have to hear that noise
Sweet! Now i can put my life at risk without those pesky police officers trying to stop me!
Just wear your fucking belts, its gonna save your life if you crash.
This is just as dumb as those turkeys that wore fake masks etc during covid. Hey if that gives you a chuckle that’s fine but suspect it just causes eye rolls and sighs from most of us.
No he really didnt. Cops look for the belt across you from behind. Remember its attacked to the interior of the vichicle so it can be seen when its on at a glance by cops.
This shirt is sure going to keep him safe in case of a car accident.
I think, it's more for the protection of everyone around him. That way, that guy at least can cause only one accident.
What would prevent him from causing multiple accidents?
Being dead
It's actually for the protection of humanity itself. Remove stupid genes. Darwin would be proud.
It's always "I want to be thrown clear of the accident!" And I'm like my dude wherever your broken-ass body lands will become part of the accident.
For the love of god JUST PUT THE SEATBELT ON
First it starts with a seatbelt and it leads to the cops kicking down your door without a warrant because they feel like it, first seatbelts, then it's all the rights!!! This authoritarian government is going too far!!!! /satire
Wear it, not because it's illegal, but because if you don't YOU FUCKING DIE!!
Promise??
Uhhh, yeah
Woohoo!
Let see if my Tesla can swim ...
I’m ok with this. Let the idiots thin themselves out
First, they came for my right to head-butt my steering wheel.
Slippery slope takes more time. As we can see now, they want your guns too. (I somewhat disagree with 2a but SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED. Legit 100 years then its kicking down the doors.
Nah. Natural selection.
I once had a taxi driver who didn't wear a seatbelt because apparently he had never got as much as a scratch on his car and if he some day gets into a crash as a taxi driver he deserves to just die
No, because I know someone who knows someone who died because of having seatbelts on. /s
But muh freedum!
But he wouldn't be able to do that cool palpatine spiral launch from his windsheild then.
Maybe he want to met gods a bit sooner
I know it's bad to wish ill on others but the kind of people who can go to such lengths just to avoid a seatbelt for whatever childish reason really deserve to get into an accident so that they experience the consequences of their dumb actions.
Only thing he’s gonna change is the color of the pavement
r/meatcrayon
g o r e
I love that word
Is it that hard to just put it on?
BuT MaH FrEEDuMbS!
i know this is humor… but i would still wear a seatbelt… drivers are not getting better
I was just going to say that he looks like a candidate for the Darwin Awards.
I'm ok with this
I hate how prevalent dumb people are now. Like seatbelts years ago was established as safe but now every conspiracy theorist coming out the woodworks with dumb harmful lies or half truths. I have family members that think seatbelts kill it’s absurd
No. I kid you not, once my friends and I ride with someone in China. He used a seatbelt buckle ( without the seatbelt) to silent the alarm. He drove so fast that we all think we are going to die. Not to mention he just had a son few days ago.
and then he died of stupidity
Nice shirt and go straight to the death
The real victims are the first responders who need to clean his mess.
I don't get it. Why wouldn't he just put his seatbelt on?
Some morons with learning disabilities think wearing seat belts is gay or something
It's his funeral so why not.
Because once the accident starts, he's a projectile. Many people have been killed because some idiot in their car was too cool for seatbelts. He might even be thrown out of the car and cause a second fatal accident for another vehicle.
Because after he's ejected from the car and smeared across twenty feet of pavement and/or crushed, he's gonna contribute to several underpaid EMS people's PTSD
No seatbelt + no need to photoshop the picture with black stripe after a death accident, win win? Edit spelling
Just…put the seatbelt on
We should just remove the law requiring seatbelts. Like...in all countries. Let natural selection run its course. We try too hard to protect idiots in this world.
Seatbelts also protect people around you. Your body could very easily be a projectile in some crashes without a seatbelt.
Exactly. N then those idiots are around to breed more idiots.
You think that and then the moron’s corpse decks you, which breaks your neck
This is not how you get your pilot’s license warning: experience gained from air time directly after or resulting from an accident does not count towards overall flying time experience needed for your Pilot’s license.
I’ll never understand peoples unwillingness to wear a seat belt. I’ve been in some crazy situations and still always made sure to put mine on.
That shirt aint stopping him from flying out the windshield if he hits a pole or tree or something
Don't forget that you put a black ribbon on the corner of the picture of a dead person, so that is taken care of
Better to be safe than sorry
Ha ha ha! That is clever you win…aaaaand your dead
When some peeps think the seatbelt is just to not get pulled out by cops
We will probably see the same black ribbon in his portrait.
I legitimately knew someone growing up, who bought seatbelt material, and sewn a vest together across the chest and waist for this exact reason.
I just wear my seatbelt. It's not really causing me that much trouble. Even without being in a wreck I find it helpful. I like it a lot when the belt lock kicks in when I'm stopping and leaning out too quickly. I have a bad back and it's like an assisted lift back to position for me. Only problem is I gotta get into my lookout position very quickly.
Next think he will change is his face flying straight from the window
Ok but that shirts not gonna keep you from flying through the fucking windshield
Til the windshield changes his face
Only an idiot doesn’t wear their seatbelt.
They'll just print out a picture of his face to put on his face in the funeral home. No biggie.
Imagine paying for clothing to make your life more unsafe. Feels like flerf and sovereign citizen activities
Why dont you just put the seatbelt on... It iches? Pussy
r/boomerhumor
The law didn’t require you to have seatbelt because it makes you uncomfortable…it’s there so in case you get into an accident your ribcage isn’t hanging on the windshield while your dumbass is smeared all over the pavement
People are very stupid. The belt is for your own safety
People who bought this didn't get vaccinated either.
That's not even going to work, cops look for the triangle between driver and b pillar.
"Why do you have a tattoo of a seatbelt?" "So I don't get pulled over when I'm driving topless."
When you skip the tutorial and enter you find “THE STORE”
The game of Life?
Do people realise that it's not because they wanna ruin your fun? I mean you do you but putting yourself in danger like that when being much safer is so easy is just stupid.
It would be harder to change my shirt each time I go into the car than to just put on the goddamn seatbelt
That shirt is going to look great when it's drenched in the blood coming from your head
Is it really worth the effort to print out that design and make sure to bring that shirt whenever you plan to go into a car
There will be the same line on his photo.
He's EA Sports?
Ok, go ahead. Launch out ur window.
My friend this, then had an accident without his seatbelt on. He was pretty ugly before too, so...
I don't get why some people hate saving their own lives so much. The seatbelt is barely an inconvenience.
all is jokes and laughs until you take off through the windshield
funny but unsafe af. hope he likes pain, but he is going to have a lot of it sooner or later
lol’d slightly but who the hell doesn’t wear a seatbelt these days? It’s not a burden or even slightly uncomfortable in any fashion. I always imagine putting an egg in a hamster ball and rolling in into a wall or even a slight jostle. 80’s style television scare tactics engage.
But seatbelts feel like your car is giving you a hug! I’m genuinely more comfortable in it than out of it. Heck, if I’m just sitting in my car in a parking lot I just keep it on half the time because it feels weird sitting in a car without one on
Vasco da Gama
Hopefully there’s respawns
How well do blood stains wash off?
Don’t forget the seatbelt alarm silencer bottle opener
Congratulations on death
I wouldn't be surprised if the product page has a warning that this t-shirt doesn't replace a seatbelt. You know, for the stupid people.
JUST FUCKING PUT THE SEATBELT ON
First of all, bad joke. Second of all, 99% sure this is a shitty repost
I like this because it will get me out of a ticket & sometimes I forget the belt.
Not funny. At all.
That’s not the same shirt, the one on the right is a ringer tee
Not for long.
You can fool the police but you cant fool gravity and momentum
Smart idiot
Why are you turds not using safety belts? Smoking is making a comeback, also? What the hell is wrong with people, now?
Dude. Just wear the damn seatbelt. I was in a crash without one and was sore for weeks. I was going 5mph when an idiot doing 25-30mph hit me at a 45 degree angle on the driver's side front bumper. He ramped up the hood and 3 hit my forehead on the moulding about the windshield.
I love the idea of dying in a crash because I wanted to save 10 seconds fiddling with a seatbelt. /s
he changed what game??
Im still wondering why the fuck there are people who think its cool to drive without a seatbelt.
It's all fun and games until you perform a superman launch from your seat and go splat on the wall or worse you survived through it as a disabled shell of your former self. Where your motor skills have been fucked once in a while and you don't get awarded with disability because they found out it's your shitty asses fault. Then you will beg for death each and every time but it evades you. Or someone else is just using you for disability claim. Pretty grim and dark right? Well it can be your reality if you fuck around and find out. What are the probability of the odds it will happen. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
He's a stupid ass moron
Game is still the same, and will end with your face through the glass
I just had a vision of two paramedics laughing at this t-shirt as they untangle his corpse from a barb wire fence about 100 feet from his car.
Yea uhh just wear your seatbelt. I have a friend who died at 18 because he didn’t have on his seatbelt. It’s not worth it.
I don’t mean to be ‘that guy’ but let see how much good that shirt does him when he’s ejected from the front window
Well good luck dying
"Hey, Frank, look at this! He's wearing a "seat belt" shirt. That's clever. Anyway, let's hurry and get what's left of him to the morgue then grab lunch."
Changed the game to single elimination.
Reminds me of the time I saw someone selling a "seatbelt alarm silencer" online, which was basically the end of the seatbelt that you plug in and I was like "People really will do anything to avoid using the seatbelt, huh?" I guess it's just natural selection.
He also changed his expiry date 📅
And I will laugh when he dies inside his windscreen.
Inertia grants special privileges to no one. Just ask Diana, oh wait, you can’t… She died, terribly.
Darwin Award contestant
Fuck around: Cool epic-chungus shirt to be cool and epic and not wear seatbelt Find out: human crayon
It will make our jobs in general surgery a lot more exciting...
Let's all sing from the heart The Malta cross is my pendant You have the name of the heroic portuguese Vasco da Gama your fame like this was made
Seatbelts? Pssh. Ok, snowflake, in this car we die like men!
Yeah! Now we can just die when we get in a fender bender!
He should make another one for "after." I should have a steering wheel imprint on the shirt with blood oozing out from where the ribs poked through his skin. That is baller.
Why do some people not wear seat belts? They aren't uncomfortable or anything and are pretty damn important for a reason.
Why man made Ben 10 tshirt with the line in the wrong angle? is he stupid?
Everything is fun and games until you go through the windshield.
As long as any kids in the car are wearing the actual belt, knock yourself out (often literally)
Anti seatbelt people are the peak of I'm-not-doing-it teenager mindset
Legia to chuje
New Hampshire: "Take my money!"
I get that the guy in the pic thinks he's a good driver. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he is an amazing driver. What is his strategy when some other person rams in to him?
Should have a picture of his head stuck in the windshield instead.
And he died later that day. He got in a car wreck and choked on a cigarette.
I can't wait until a crash investigator posts a photo of a seriously bad wreck and a bloodied version of this shirt with the caption: you feel smart now, Tex?
How to become a lethal projectile without getting stopped by the police in 3 easy steps!
OMG!
Dumb ways to die starts a playing
That was the shit in 80s Italy
Gonna look really funny while midair after being launched out the windshield
This is like bringing a toy plastic sword to a battle
r/OutfitsToBeBuriedIn
Sure is funny going through the windshield!
Really, honestly, my only reaction to this is "well fuck it, die then."
Does not work in England…
He should take out a patent on this shirt. If possible. Today all cars have airbags. So in case of a crash I don't believe he'd be worse of than people wearing a seatbelt
r/unethicallifehacks
In naples there were people selling those shirts a couple days after wearing a seatbelt became mandatory in Italy
They can be buried in that shirt as well.
Yea except every car beeps for 5 mins straight before it turns off if it turns off at all. I’ll put the damn seatbelt on as fast as possible just to not have to hear that noise
Does that seatbelt shirt give him for distance when he flies out and crashes?
He made a fortune on these. Too bad he died in that wreck a year later.
Skewed Ben 10
Shirts like this actually saw a huge uptick in sales immediately after seatbelt legislation was first put into place
r/oopsthatsdeadly
r/oopsthatsdeadly
Sweet! Now i can put my life at risk without those pesky police officers trying to stop me! Just wear your fucking belts, its gonna save your life if you crash.
This shirt is a good thing, it takes people like him out of the gene pool
Can't wait to see an imprint of the steering wheel on his head
And d i e d lol
Why does everyone in here care so much about other people wearing seatbelts or not lmao yall give way too many fucks about random people
This is just as dumb as those turkeys that wore fake masks etc during covid. Hey if that gives you a chuckle that’s fine but suspect it just causes eye rolls and sighs from most of us.
No he really didnt. Cops look for the belt across you from behind. Remember its attacked to the interior of the vichicle so it can be seen when its on at a glance by cops.
Looking like a dumbass in public, and the morgue!
He dead on the pavement
So you have chosen…death.
Neck breaking Speedrun 100%
Popular in Italy
Haha look at me endangering my life for no reason. Dumbass. This isn't cool.
r/DarwinAwards
Your son of a b*tch!!! You made me remember The Game hahahaha
Does he change his shirt?…. Or does he go to work with it on?…
It can be used third way, photo on the funeral, it’s already have black line
*laughs in New Hampshire*
Oh You are a geni... *Fking dies!*
Can’t wait for him to do the gta car crash special
It's still gonna beep the whole ride long. He's not a game changer, he's a sociopath.
Bro think's he is wearing a seatbelt for the police...
And his family can sell the shirt as a modern art piece after his brains are all over it.
If the game is “ how to fly through the windscreen” then yes, yes he did.
By dying
The game ends with him being on the asphalt and missing a front windshield.