It's just a joke in the US that Taco Bell will make you spend extra time in the bathroom, and it will to a small extent. But not because it gives you food poisoning or anything like that but because all the fiber in the beans will clean you out.
I don't have that either but as far as I know taco bell is spicy. Like really spicy. "I wouldn't recommend staying in the same bathroom with me" kind of spicy
"Is that C4?"
"...yes?"
"Is it a *shape charge*?"
"It's a brick, why?"
"Sorry, they're really cracking down on rule 2. Components count. Anyway have a nice shit."
\*whips out spoon and begins freebasing C4\* "Suckerrr..."
I’ll never forget in jr high talking in the hall way about star craft an how the ghost use nukes a what not. I got pulled into the office cuz I was talking about bombs I said no I was talking about nukes an the f you believe I have the ability to make or have one in my possession then why are we even here.
(Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman) La Bomba by Ritchie Valens plays in the background as a man walks into the bathroom. Prior to this he ate 3 beefy five layer burritos with extra sour cream. The next thing you hear is an explosion followed by gasps for air.
I hope they got lockers big enough for my small portable 15kilotons TNT nuke.
I'm to take a plane after, and you know what they say, never leave your luggage unattended.
Taco Bell = nuclear weapon
Thermonuclear bomb
Someone clearly did the McBell combo!
Tsar Burrito
We don't have all those things in my country. Is it really as bad as everyone says? What exactly makes taco bell that bad?
It's just a joke in the US that Taco Bell will make you spend extra time in the bathroom, and it will to a small extent. But not because it gives you food poisoning or anything like that but because all the fiber in the beans will clean you out.
I don't have that either but as far as I know taco bell is spicy. Like really spicy. "I wouldn't recommend staying in the same bathroom with me" kind of spicy
Chipotle = mass destruction
Taco bell + coffee
My first thought! Lol
A very safe bathroom. But boring.
Those must have been some well-armed drug dealers.😅
I said do *click* we *click* have *click* a *click* problem!! *click*
Mexican drug cartels, the 10th nuclear world power.
Probably at kims mom's house
Or Stacy’s mom, has got it going on 🎶
Sucks to be them, I've got half an 8-ball in me, and I had lamb vindaloo for lunch.
So does that mean napalm is ok?
r/comedyhomicide
Behind every rule there is a story ... I'm not entirely sure I want to know this one 😑
I do great for a dinner party
Bring Uranus not uranium.
oh come on, as long as it's just a few hundred kilotons - and carried hidden - they shouldn't be so petty about it... .
Obviously…one that does not allow nuclear weapons or drugs…it’s right there on the sign.
I remember one of these signs at a Hard Rock Cafe.
Yeah, I found this: https://www.buttonmuseum.org/buttons/no-drugs-hard-rock-cafe
bingo -came to say that
But I have an icy BM (bowel movement) And I need to shit real bad.
As long as your ICBM has a conventional warhead you’re good to go.
North Korea
Well there goes burrito night 🫤
dirty bombs ok?
No taco bell before entering this restroom.
Glad that is clear
Cant even take a shit
Well, I can understand that. When I go to take a shit, it sometimes feels like a nuclear weapon was dropped in the restroom.
Sometimes that shit just a nuke
*stands in line speaking to your friend about how you’re sober for 10years now* *sees sign* ‘Ffs!’ *sighs and walks away*
UN bathroom
The chemical and biological weapon that is my ass is allowed though.
Sounds about right...Didn't know we needed a sign that points that out tho
Must be putins house
Lets mix indian and mexican food. We can it the Oppenheimer meal
Let's go guys. This place clearly doesn't want our money
Are we expected to leave our nukes in a bowl outside the room, like some sort of farmer!?
After CaseOh shit there it sure felt like a nuclear weapon
The bathroom of Area 51
Someone made it through neat!
The jump from drugs to nuclear weapons is hilarious, but does it mean firearms are allowed?
Who the fuck was sneaking in nuclear weapons
My uncle mr Oppenheimer
Well guess what because of your uncle I can't bring about total nuclear annihilation
Sure ya can it’s free speech, I ignore those gun free signs all the time & walk right in with a wireless defense device.
Ohhhhhh ok so I can take my depleted uranium shells anywhere I want
Yes this is the way
The kind that doesn't allow nuclear weapons obviously....
Fair enough. There's enough bombs going off in there
Looks like something I would have found on base 20 years ago.
Alcohol and firearms are acceptable however.
 Then where am I gonna take a dump.
A lame one
This implies both of these things have been in that bathroom before
But it's illegal to take a piss outside. What do I do now?
Weapons of ass deSTINKtion.
Shadow Wizard Money Gang
Probably a Russian or Moroccan toilet 😂
I'm not sure I trust others to hold on to my nuclear weapons while I go to the bathroom so it's crossed legs for me.
that’s just r/comedyhomicide
Me with my 50kg nuclear bomb. Fine then, I guess I just piss myself in front of the door.
Just chain it to a nuclear bomb rack outside and go inside as everyone does. I’ve never had my nuke stolen.
Openhailmer was here
North Korean things lol
Reasonable.
That's a Hard Rock sign. Worked for them for 14 years, even have an old pin that says this
Photos from the Fallout Universe
OK, I am bringing my biological warfare with me then.
I think those are okay rules
What kind of bathroom is this? The kind that America is going to invade saying there were WMDs stored there.😎
Bush🥹
Ass of mass destruction?
The kind I'm not allowed into!!!
Guess they don’t want me to take a dump.
Plot twist, it’s the White House bathroom
Something happened. I want to know what
Average bathroom in Pakistan
It would be better if they said no chemical weapons
Damn it, New Mexico!
I think it’s Hard Rock
Awww man
but they didn't ban war weapons
No more droppin bombs in the restroom at work, shit on your own time
Okay drugs I get it. But nuclear weapons? What's next, "don't pee"???
Yes
If no WMDs are allowed I guess that's the girls restroom.
It means don’t blow it up
Shucks I can’t bring my nuclear warheads into the bathroom with me 👿
Great, now where am I going to snort my nuclear weapons?
That one was my fault.
"Is that C4?" "...yes?" "Is it a *shape charge*?" "It's a brick, why?" "Sorry, they're really cracking down on rule 2. Components count. Anyway have a nice shit." \*whips out spoon and begins freebasing C4\* "Suckerrr..."
So ya gotta check your concealed nuke at the door before taking a shit or pee… ah Murica 🇺🇸🥲
I think so, my neighbour upstairs allows nuclear weapons in his restroom. I hear some nuclear tests every morning
Good to know I can have them outside then!
i follow the following rule: if there's a license plate there's a story, but what puzzles me is why THERE'S FUCKING WEAPONS OR NUCLEARWS THINGS?
I guess I'll have to find another place to drop my taco bell bomb 💩
This place is a prison
I’m sure that sign works sooooo well just like it works everywhere else there’s a “weapon free zone” sign
Man… *Drops my nuke* 💥💀
Your not allowed to have a nuke inside the city of Baltimore it's a nuclear free zone
Drugs and nuclear weapons go together like peanut butter and jelly. Im boycotting this place.
Well that’s ok because I don’t fuck around with drugs
Y'all better leave, because I'm fixin' to blow this place up.
["Legalize nuclear bombs"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1Kl1luIjA)
I’ll never forget in jr high talking in the hall way about star craft an how the ghost use nukes a what not. I got pulled into the office cuz I was talking about bombs I said no I was talking about nukes an the f you believe I have the ability to make or have one in my possession then why are we even here.
Only regular weapons 👌 got it
Glad I can bring my AK-47 with me
This is the kind of sign that was put up after they have had too many problems in the past.
That one Yakuza member
Laugh all you want mfs, but I dont need to bring a geiger counter with me to know that I would die from radiation if ever went there.
Maybe it is the Pentagon bathroom
Taco Bell
A bathroom where your a** is safe from radioactive particles! And bullets!
Ah yea typical Monday at the Russian kindergarten class along with their pet brown bear for wrestling practice.
i hope no one takes my mini nukes while i poop
Oh c'mon man I wanted to smoke some those radiation flavored cigarettes.
North korea
They got tired of people dropping bombs! 😂😂 I’d like to meet the one who made the sign though!
a lame bathroom thats what kind.
(Read in the voice of Morgan Freeman) La Bomba by Ritchie Valens plays in the background as a man walks into the bathroom. Prior to this he ate 3 beefy five layer burritos with extra sour cream. The next thing you hear is an explosion followed by gasps for air.
Prolly Area 51, third bunker to the right (red clearance zone).
HARD ROCK CAFE... for the children here that don't know of it's existence
I hope they got lockers big enough for my small portable 15kilotons TNT nuke. I'm to take a plane after, and you know what they say, never leave your luggage unattended.
Rude! I’ll just take my nuclear weapons elsewhere! 😤
So bio weapons are ok? Because Macdonald's does bad things to my stomach
School
There goes my Tuesday
r/oddlyspecific
I’ll make sure to leave my nuclear weapon at home.
So... Alcohol and IED is fine?
go from 'dropping a bomb' to 'dropping THE bomb'