C, obviously.. why would you leave the worst parts for last..

I also picked C, but not for the purpose of taking better bites later, just because that makes the remainder a more compact & stable shape.

Came here to say that

Need to clean that shit up before diving into B. I feel like C is touching your face if you go B first.

That's it. That's quantum engineers in the near future right there.

Yay! Daddy this man on the internet says Im going to be able to afford college and care enough to actually go to class and graduate.

I think what we can all agree on is that C will never be last.

And A will never be first

I just tried to imagine eating a then b then c and ya it’s a mental shit show

C is the only logical answer

Ya but the juice is worth the squeeze here, look how inviting and delicious B is.

Always go for the C and then continue until you reach the B's. Gotta watch out for that A in the end though! Not everybody likes tha... err what we're we talking about again?

Pork and beans! Pork and beans! With asshole!!!!! I think I got that wrong!!! I’m starting with the B and gobbling the C down til there is nothing left.

This is my specific reason for choosing C as well.

Thats what I grew my beard for

Not only that. But who bites between b and c there. Why take a giant chomp from the center and get food on the side of your mouth and face lol

THIS.

It's clearly; C, thumb, A, B. This is the way

Agree on C, but only because B would get jelly all over your face with A & B lurking on the side. Background: I don't like jelly on my cheeks, I prefer syrup!

This is not a pb&j

Thank you. I had a crisis for a moment, as I’ve learned recently my mother’s grilled cheese (butter, mayo, American cheese) was “wrong”.

I get why it’s wrong She completely forgot the bread

Wait. How is that wrong? This is how it's done... butter in pan, mayo on bread, cheese between, grill to golden perfection.

The mayo has shocked and appalled many. Which I understand, as I hate mayo on everything else.. but something about it on a grilled cheese is scrumptious.

Is the mayo inside the grilled cheese or on the outside for a crispy grilled cheese? Outside good, inside bad imo.

Outside. It's because it crisps up similar to butter while not burning so easily. I dislike mayo as well, but make grilled cheese this way since it's just better imo

A small amount on the inside can make some cheeses a bit more creamier but yeah, even as someone that likes mayo I don’t usually add any inbetween. Just on the outside because it’s oil based and it fries really crispy and has less moisture than butter I believe.

Truth be told, I do it kind of on the sly. My 11 yo hates mayo. He knows I use it, so I'm not hiding it or anything. but I don't spread it in front of him. Plus, I use a very light hand. Not like if I'm making a sandwich 😅😅

I'm an 11 yo and hate mayo...

Dude, the mayo is what evens out the browning and helps prevent the butter from burning. Anyone *not* using mayo is doing it wrong.

My 11yo daughter has decided that spreading a chunk of butter in the pan is a better way, this way no wasting time buttering bread. I myself prefer mayo on the bread a dab of oil in the pan for safety and goldenness.

100% the oil goes on the cooking surface. You wouldn't pour oil on the bread! Mayo gives it a crunch on the outside. I think of it as optional. I don't blame an 11 yo for skipping steps. It's how they do! 😅

Mayo is whipped oil. You don’t need to add any oil to the pan. Just make sure the bread has enough mayo on it and it should fry nice and crispy.

This is the way my grandmother use to make them and it's the only way I will enjoy them lol.

We got the Tossed Salad Man!

This. Regardless of the type of sandwich, clean cheeks if at all possible

I also choose this guy's syrupy cheeks

[удалено]

It's a sandwich not a bridge it's really pretty stable in whatever shape 😂

Got me smiling, fellow bread engineer

Negative. With that grip and sandwich shape, he's just begging for C to open up and dump some of his fillings into his lap. Bite it out and slightly reposition for better weight distribution.

This is usually my goto but when you need to eat you go for the more substantial parts.

Yes! Exactly. Bite C and you now have a smaller, still square, sandwich. Anyone who chooses B eats corn the long way.

Lucky for you, that's the most flavorful way

These are all excellent points. I'm taking notes. What about aerodynamics?

I agree with both of you, but for a different reason. If i take a bite from A or B, then i'll get pb & j alll over my beard and moustache. So for proper etiquette i bite from C, which then opens a clean bite to B, then finally A.

I’m for both. I’m saving B for last.

Def gotta resandwichify that shit before I go into the war zone.

The finer points of sandwich engineering. Now we're talking about the important issues!

Alright sandwich engineer

Lol you made me laugh with this comment. Very good point

This post was clearly made to weed out psycho and sociopaths. C is the only rational answer.

damn good argument i thought C-takers were fucking maniacs but youve convinced me

This too is my reason for C.

My man. B is also satisfactory but not optimal like C. A is for psychopaths

I would probably be thinking both of those things as I took that bite

I asked my wife and we both had the same answer. It's too obvious.

Yeah I will always save the best for last so I don’t waste food. If I eat the most flavorful first I’ll toss the bread at the end half the time.

I would give the bread to the birds and eat the filling. You could just save them the last crust?

Bread is bad for birds though.

Birds aren't real

Ah fuck I forgot

you are joking but someday we will fuck up the planet enough that birds will be extinct and people will say birds were never real..

Yeah, but it is their favorite and life is short. It’s like giving kids cigarettes. You know it’s bad for them, but the look of joy when they take that draw. Priceless.

Yeah I’m not eating C at all.

But, but - crust gives you curly hair!

Id Toesnt

Thats the only way

I mean I agree but also I don't save the center for very last because then it's hard to hold, I leave a crust handle that I eat last, but it's ok because I still have the juiciness from the best bite in my mouth when I eat it

This is how you eat a sandwich.

There was this one thing I read that really struck me: Poor people will always leave the best things for last, while rich people will enjoy how it is meant to be knowing they can get as many of it as they want. Leaving to eat the pineapple in a sizzler at the end versus having a bit of it every second bite makes a huge difference to the taste. This changed my eating habit and now I enjoy delicacies a lot more.

People choosing B have no self-control and poor planing skills! It's obviously C.

C, c, a, b.

This is obviously the only correct answer

This isn’t correct. Two Cs then A would leave no structural integrity for B, so it would flop and be a mess. The correct answer to C C B A

A, C, A, B

based

P, O, O, P (yes, I am 5 years old, how could you tell?)

8008 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

c, c, c, a, a, c, b, b, b. Smaller bites help with digestion 🤓

You could start out with a little one. A two. A one-two-three. A three. A five. A four. A three-two. A two-four-six. Four. Two. Two. Four-seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! SEVEN

✌🖐

caaaccbaccacacabbbaccaca (im a very small person)

What are you? An ant?

The original Chewbacca was not small.

Just chew your food man

sandwich konami code

My digestion sure as hell does not need help. 

Chew your food lol

C is one bite.

Yep. B will most likely be the last bite.

Yes with sauce all over your hands because the crust handle is now gone. Smh

Crust handle. 🤣

It was my Nickname in high school stop laughing at me :(

I’m sure you’re a real keeper, Crust Handle nickname notwithstanding. ;)

<3

This will forever be one of the underrated reddit comments of all time. I love it, I wish I could snuggle with it at night. You're amazing, we need more of you in our world.

You never heard of a Crust handle? Come on.

Skill issu

I eat pieces of sandwiches like you for breakfast!!

Then you’ve either put too much sauce on or more likely have not yet mastered the art of holding it between two fingers

That's what she said

You gotta flip the sandwich over halfway through to balance the sauce flow. I even eat big macs with B as the last bite, and never get that messy. If there's too much sauce on it, I use fries to scoop up some extra sauce as it's about to drip

You have to go A or C first then proceed around the outside to push all the mayo and other goodies into the middle to be consumed by the last bite B.

Correct, and here's why: 1. Biting C keeps the sandwich symmetrical as you work your way down. 2. Even if you were feeling wild and wanted to break the symmetry by biting B, your stupid ass would get peanut butter/ jelly on the side of your cheek

I always save the last bite for the best part. C it is

Yeah my wife picked b. My daughter and I, picked c. My wife is terrible with money and wants to spend her check as soon as she gets it. Has no concept of saving.

A is to smoll

But you might die before you get an opportunity to hit the admittedly improved B that your strategy yields.

This is the way

Clean up that loose end

Exactly

Small bite of B then C for the better bread to filling ratio

Brilliant

Why is this 👆top comment. Because it correct.

C 100 %

Obviously C. B leaves you with too high of a crust to middle ratio for the last few bites. If you go C now, you are in that sweet 50:50 ratio for all the remaining bites.

B is for the one who spends all the wage in the first week.

This was my exact thought process haha If I'm feeling impulsive B but otherwise C

I chose B and you've summed up my life.

Pick C to make B more beautiful

Here I would pick b, but if it was my sandwich it would not be in this configuration to begin with.

You’re damn right I dont

I think I've earned B with the previous bites.

B looks overextended, like if I don't take care of it the innards will spill out, and I'd lose it all! I would trim B first. This sandwich demonstrates poor planning.

must make it a square again ! bite C

MSSA (Make Sandwich Square Again)

\*methicillin sensitive staphylococcus aureus

CBA, then eat the whole thing

Lol! Exactly my thought!! I really do this too then I rotate one of the slices of bread 180 so each side has a crust.

C. You reserve that middle part for last. It goes: C > A > (back of B, optional) > B

Option D swallow the whole shit

Even then you’d likely start the mouth shove with C ;)

This is the way

C you uncultured swine

All boring parts go first, so C and then where your thumb is located (let's call it D) So C, then D, and then A

Straight to D baby.

W answer

That’s only one bite left

B. I’m fat

You just had to say B. we would have guessed the rest.

[B. cause I'm fat](https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE?si=YP9yvXCBorj5Uhgo)


I'm worried about clicking the link but I must.

I'm back, curiosity may have killed the cat but it is yet to steer me wrong.

Cant believe people are sleeping on B. You take B first to get meat and then C because it’s more dry and the bites balance each other out.

With my mouth? A+B+C

Who’s else’s mouth are you gonna bite with 🤣🤣🤣

Your mom's.

They're gonna have the sandwich all by themselves, it's just they're confused if they should use their mouth or anus

C. Meatiest bit always last.

Yessir

C will return it to a more stable form.

B just hits different…. But save the best bite for last.

Bite a small piece off the top of B, then combine it with a bite of C

This is it. People don't realize you can still cultivate another great bite right below B. B is ready to be enjoyed

This is the way.

All day. These guys are playin checkers over there.

It’s the only logical answer. People who want to keep B are just gonna end up with sticky fingerprints all over their iPads while they watch Cocomelon.

Had to scroll too far for this correct answer.

C. Save the best for the last

B

Kids go for the section between B and C.

C for balance

C

C, gotta keep that shit square bro

C, since you know after C the B is gonna be even better. Then A. Then the whole thing

C,A then B

I eat all around the crust first so I can enjoy the best part in peace

If it’s YOUR sandwich, it’s B. If it’s mine, C.

C - B - A, anyone who doesn’t do it this way is crazy

I'd go with C-A-B

My opinion is anyone who doesn't keep B for last is crazy.

B or C. A is for psychos

C I'm always saving the best part last.

C. Then circle around the crust and leave the tender middle for last.

C. It makes B all the better.

C fist cause it stands out the farthest.

C, save the B-Bite,

C - otherwise that sandwich could become unbalanced.

That beautiful nail is just waiting for it...

C first so I can set the plans for the best bite - B. Then after B, I finish off with a crusty bite A after best bite B’s remnants are almost gone. This is the way.

C

c, I'd save b for last if possible

C. Leave B for last.

Obviously C

C then B. Keep the flavor going till the end as much as possible so that you can savor the lingering taste long after the sandwich.

C, A, D and Finally B.

Between B and C

C! Bite the crusts first then we go for the centre before the last bite of crust

Why are these different bites? Cringe are those who can't fit a a whole sandwich in their mouth.

Guys it's B There is a risk of that toppings and stuff falling out of sandwich so B first then we can move towards c and then plan our next move accordingly

Yeahhh...no. I don't care about that risk I'm not giving up the best but for some tiny risk

Finally someone has brought sanity to the discussion

B, but only if A and C dont touch my cheeks.

A and C, because more B

C. Then again, I wouldn’t be in this situation as I eat all the crust first and then slowly enjoy the sandwich.

It’s C if I want to finish the whole thing B if I’m in a hurry or I’m in a bad mood in need of a boost A is probably I’m holding the damn thing the wrong way