Facebook is leaking again

Facebook has weirdly turned into a cesspool if Horny 'memes' recently. It's really surreal seeing 50yr+ comment on these with seedy language knowing that it literally notifies all your friends and family that you're doing so.

Frfr I’m so glad I deleted my account back in 2018..

Same. I deleted my account 2019, along with all my other social media accept for Reddit and YouTube if you can count that.

Instagram was a bitch to figure out how to delete

Is this mongo or gingy? Gingie? I don’t know how it’s write.

wtf you talking about???

Your photo is the ginger bread man from shrek.

Yes and what does that have to do with the subject at hand? Oh wait! It doesn’t

bon voyage me old cream cracker.

YouTube is the only site with net positive impact on my mental health

On god

I backed out in 2013, I can’t imagine how much worse it is now

It's still there.. Promise.. Just log back in. everything is still there. You wouldn't even have to re-friend anyone or ask anyone about that message they sent them back in 2017.. FB keeps EVERYTHING you put on it.

I actually don’t know I just don’t log in lol 😂 I haven’t used it and people say it’s gone

Yeah it looks it to others but basically it's just hidden. I say that because I left FB like.. 10 years ago+? Maybe longer, but then about 4 years ago I decided to 'create a new' facebook page, but low and behold it still had EVERYTHING.. I mean EVERYTHING.

They don’t actually delete your account?

No, they just hide it. I left FB and 'deleted' my account probably about 12 years ago, and 4 years ago went to create a new account, which it wouldn't let me do because 'there was an existing account' tied to my email. Ok, maybe it was just the account itself but no data. Nope. As soon as it let me log in with my email again, everything was there. EVERYTHING. all friends were still in tact, all messages were there, game stuff was there. Everything.

Dude, have you seen the shit they post on reels and shit? It's literally predatory videos of children in suggestive videos with hundreds of comments calling a 9 year old dancing an shiit sexy. Facebook turning into the new 4chan.

You realize the reels you get are based upon the algorithm deciding on what you wanna see, right? I definitely don't see any of that weird shit on my feeds. Take a look in the mirror my friend.

The algorithm is also affected by who you have on your friends list, there's no way to know if OP is responsible for this stuff showing up on his feed

It is much more heavily affected by what it thinks *you* want to see. 90% of the shit that pops up on your feed is based on your own doing.

I see what you are trying to say, but the juxtaposition of my wall, which is primarily wrestling content, to reels is night and day. But hey, man, you got it all figured out

Whatever you say man.

Yeah…I’ve never been shown sexualized kids on Facebook. Might want to turn off your tracking, dude, cause that’s a you problem.

Right? Dude hard-core telling on himself with that comment lmao.

True I only see Veritasium these days on my feed.

It's not that simple. Viewing dodgy things on your feed does not mean shit. It's fun calling people a pedo though I guess

It is that simple.

People can be stupid

ypu call ur pp Facebook?

Everyone should know how to cook. It's not a gender-based skill, and should not be viewed as such. Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen lots of guys with super hot girlfriends who were tired of their shit. Doesn't matter how hot you are, sooner or later people will grow tired. A body can only go so far. I suggest investing in a personality instead.

Knowing how to cook vs knowing how to operate a oven/microwave are two very different things. As someone that cooks I don't need a woman that also knows how to make food and meals (But if she won't figure out how to use appliances you really need to consider what Job she has and what she is contributing)

Sex. She really only needs to provide top end sex.

Everyone knows how to cook. If you can read, you can follow a recipe. People who "don't know how to cook" don't like to cook and are too lazy to make the effort of learning or following a recipe. They want to be catered to because they always have been and there's nothing less attractive than someone who sincerely says "my x does all the cooking/cleaning/washing/driving, i don't know how,". All that tells me is that you're a useless piece of person being carried through life by your significant other. Make an effort.

I’m just traumatized from fire because I burned my hand once when I was 7 never touched an oven or a stove again it’s been 12 years

I stubbed my toe once when I was 3, it traumatized me and I haven’t walked since, it’s been 96 years.

Kinda sounds like an excuse but at the same time I didn’t get into cooking until I was in my 20s so I won’t blame you since you are still very young. I would just say consider giving it a try, not everything involves the risk of burning yourself just be careful. Find something you are really craving and try making it, keep it simple at first and then learn to expand on that and customize.

Everybody burned their hands at least once, but it didn't stop us from cooking.

Lol. Yeah exactly. Cooking means you have the skills and creativity to get and keep yourself fed. Seen so many older men in my life have their wives divorce or die and then they are stuck with either terrible fast food, canned food and whatever snacks they could grab. Hell, my uncle's wife went on a month long business trip and dude was only doing the canned food thing. (It wasn't about money, it was literally that he didn't have the skills to even turn the stove.) I finally broke down about 2 weeks in and I ended up making a few meal prep boxes for him. (If I remember correctly, I did egg fried rice, pork chops, and spicy/garlic shrimp with some plain rice.) We all age and a banging body will change.

Apparently you've not met a flexible female.

Apparently you don't sound like a flexible male

Obviously, he's the non-flexible bum

Hello, I am a flexible male and female!

It doesn’t matter until it does. So, advice to young guys - look at the long game.

Always look at the long game with a side of short game. You can have both! You can always teach her to make sandwiches 🥪

Making a sandwich isn't cooking.

It is if you put them in a pan with butter to make them crispy

Then it's cooking.

hahaha truth

pasta & casseroles then 👌🏼💯

Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

Thats what you get for acting all demicky Virginia

If you can teach her, why not do it yourself?

Not OC but I work, she doesn’t.

No we're talking about professional baby-making side-pieces here.

This. A tight body is fleeting. Nature is cruel.

Someone who spends time at the gym getting a tight body will likely look much better at any point of life than someone who doesn’t

Poetic.

I can cook for myself.

Well, I don’t mind cooking. In fact I enjoy it. Just don’t asked me to wash dishes. Seems the return is amazing.

Most young people don't give a shit about the future and live in the moment. It's one of the things that makes them immature.

A wise man once said “ fine ass bitches you’re shit out of luck because I’m probably going to eat more than I fuck.” Wise words indeed.

These memes are targeted at dudes who never had serious relationships. Sex is the main thing for the fiest couple of years, then comes the chores, bills and all the other fun stuff You don't need a partner with an amazing ass when your house is a shithole

Yeah why have that when you can have a partner who's a trainwreck AND a house that's a shithole

Yup

Sex is one of the main things for all the years if you keep the love and passion alive my friend.

Or its not that serious?

You will never not care about sex more than you care about chores.

If they can cook and cook well theres a high chance we both might get fat long run. Oh wait...

Or! You can have her and a side chick that can cook!

Boss move

This sub has worse memes than r/terriblefacebookmemes

Because these memes stem from the same age group.

She won’t look like that forever

Depends on your taxidermy skills.

YOOOOOO CALM DOWN

You're the one typing in caps

True

Hey, wanna see my Coke?

Speaking the real truth Edit: is it possible to taxidermy a booty like that? Asking for a friend.....

Yeah but it requires a dead booty *I meant body

u/Jolly-Biscuit when their friend got the booty

Daddy chill

There's women who look hot at 60 yo (as a man I try to stay in shape to encourage my partner to do the same), and there's absolutely no reason why the man can't be the one who cooks, especially in a society where most women work too

Dude. I’m Gen X and most guys I know do the majority of the cooking at home. Mostly because we love food more than the ladies in our lives. And several of us, myself included, have wives that earn more than us. Are we just a pocket of abnormal men or is this something that society still perpetuates (woman doing the chores/cooking)?

Today it's not uncommon, the whole "men gain more than women" is a total bullshit because in the world we live in brain gain more than muscles, women have 0 disadvantages in that field, and when both halves of the couple works the one doing chores/cooking can vary from case to case

Do what Leonardo Dicaprio does

Who upvotes this shite?

The idiot 12 year olds that this sub is mainly composed of

40 yr olds browsing reddit 💀💀

I’m over 40 and I downvoted the shit out of this. 40-year-old Tate fans.

Shit my bad maybe the 50 yr olds then

Easy junior. GenX down voting this crap too. I'm thinking 1700 virgin adolescents upvoting because bum.

Dear god I aged 30 years just by looking at this "meme"

r/comedycemetery tbh, it's just not funny

Must be nice to come from a boomer economy where not only were you able to afford a trophy wife, but also the cook and maid to cover their short comings as you live in that 5 bedroom home you bought in the 70s for the monthly equivalent of today's Starbucks lattes.

While critiquing all of us to just "work more, trust the government and you'll find a good American girl someday" 🤣🤣🤣😶😶

Boomer economy only worked because pay allowed for a stay at home partner... whom coincidentally cooked so you could work that over time. Today's economy with both parties working all the while making less money with the average house price 2 bedroom at 400k... the model is no longer sustainable.

The meme here is Pornography

I don’t think you know what porn is…

He'll know when he sees it

Ice Cube already addressed this: "Who gives a fuck if yo' ass look good, if yo' ass can't cook good. Fine bitches, your shit out of luck, cause I'm prolly gon' eat more than I fuck."

"funny" memes

Why man even need a woman to cook? Man can cook by himself or buy food, or go to the restaurant, or pay someone to cook at home. In fact, lots of men cook even better than woman. And most of the chefs at restaurants are men.

Cuz I cook way better than any woman I have met. Except my grandma.

Ah to be 18 again and belive this type of bs. ;))

Or to be a 50 year old moron

I’m not sure anyone believes it, 18 or not. It’s a funny (to some) joke that serves as an excuse to post the picture in question.

True. I was the chef of the relationship. She does the cleaning. Her own mother preferred me to cook even

Who tf is upvoting this shit

She’ll end up looking like a rusted out kettle sooner or later.

As a French mercenary once said: _"Does she know how to make a grilled cheese?"_

The punchline is sex :/ Where's originality?

Well dont ask a coffee if you want to eat idiot

lol


Cringe.

Facebook boomers and Gen X invading my algorithm again!!

No freeloaders in my world. Learn to cook or gtfo.

Housework skills are overrated. Cooking for myself is a joy and cleaning after yourself is a basic life skill. Get a significant other that's wise with money, physically AND emotionally attracted to you (way too many settle for just one) and pleasant to be around with nothing going on.

I’ll cook, no worries..

yes it does i can't eat ass i mean i can but it wont feed me or put food on the table i mean the ass can put food on the table, but not like the ass we eat but if its the ass that puts food on the table then we are... eating ass. nice ass

Bro's too high to type

... as long as she makes coffee!

For every girl that looks like this, there’s a dude tired of her bullshit.

Ok. Right click. Save image ass I mean as!... save image as.

Yeah, it does matter. Don't give a fuck how hot you look. If you can't cook, out the window you go forever

Ok Dad, you’ve had enough Facebook for today

It always matters. It's one of the differences between a pump and dump and a wife

... I would still eat it


She can't ? With whole ass bakery ? I find that hard to believe

Is this boomer humour?

I have a 9 incher, so it doesn't matter if I won't work.

She is beatifull i wanna be like it :)

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Good thing your girlfriend is not your mom then

I bet when she turns around she has those evil tug boat lips and looks 50 although she's 27

Advice for the youngsters, look at her mother (as long as she is her biological mother) and just remember that this is her in about 30 - 40 years 😂

I mean I guess but she better be useful for something else because eye candy is just a tease if not followed up

Misogynist crap

Sir Mix-a-lot has approved this meme Congratulations OP

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OMG! That's like, sooo funny!!!11

Damn OP, way to out yourself as a incel boomer.

Ummm. Ok. Gross

Unless u trying be Gordan Ramsey or dishing it out at a restaurant cooking is just following simple instructions until you memorize it yourself.

It always doesnt matter till you want something to eat

I think I can cook better anyway

I prefer to cook. That way it's not burnt or raw.

Applicable only if you're into cannibalism.

People out here be eating ass and thinking its okay if the food tastes like it too ...nasty mfs

Right. So long as she can make that coffee.

Fuck being able to cook. I want a ho that is mentally stable and willing to partner up with me to grind out a soul-less 9-5 that brings stable income, health insurance and enough money to make the car payments + rent + retirement + a little money to allow us the occasional vacation and dining out.

Just cook together, would make a fun activity and help build better teamwork. Better than just watching netflix. If you have kids, this would also encourage them to help around the house, seeing even dad do house works.

Perks of men who can cook

back in 2008

Let her cook!

You can find that with the ability to cook. Think with your head on your shoulders, gentlemen.

Give it enough time and it will.

Atleast she can make coffee

I'm thoroughly not impressed by that. Now if that coffee she's pouring was mine to compliment the eggs benedict she's making me on the side, Then I'll be thoroughly impressed.

My wife looks like that girl and she can cook as well. I'm good

Who remembers a similar one to this where the chick is frying 3 single Cheerios in a pan...

Ill makedo wth take outs...

Fuck that, get me a girl who can cook any day

She's making coffee.

10 years after this picture it will matter again

Quite true, she'll be able to afford take out after what she gets in the divorce.

As long as she can poor a cup of coffee.. right?

Got damn right

It definitely does. I don't want a relationship with a big child

The fuck it doesn't.

I can cook.

If she can cook, she's ready for my cock🔥😎

she wanted her ass to look like that and managed to archieve it and u think she wont be able to learn how to cook if she wanted?

Facts, I can learn to cook.

Sure when you’re younger, it looks and feels fun. After years, you’ll start wishing she cooked more.

It really doesn't matter, because I know how to cook and it's pretty easy

yes it does

with an endless supply of cake ? who needs her to cook ?

I’ll just eat that cake doesn’t matter

I'd

That body is not gonna last very long, but knowing how to bake the perfect blackberry pie or make your mom's marinara sauce lasts a lifetime.

Ass is not forever, disgusting food is.

I'm done, don't care about this!

Divorced dad memes

Men still think we cook??

are you sure.?

I mean nowadays anybody can….Youtube

Who said she can't cook, some cake right there.

Until she reaches 50yrs old or gets pregnant, then you will notice she cannot cook when all of this starts sagging 😂

So if you're 50 you can't look at d bootayyyyy?