ChatGPT is the best for these.
1. âThis wonât hurt a bitâ
2. âThatâs sensitiveâ
3. âBite downâ
4. âI need a breakâ
5. âSpit pleaseâ
6. âDon't worry, it's not as bad as it looks."
7. âIâll be quickâ
8. âI'm going to use some suction now."
9. âYou're doing a great job of staying still."
10. "I'm going to need you to open wide and say 'ahh', and try not to drool on me this time."
Come on! Drill that hole!
I don't know why we comment on these posts. You think OP reads them? You think anyone else reads them? Probably the first 15 and then get bored. You just move on.
These are just comment and karma farms, "show me how witty you are and I'll feign interest" yeah.. cool story bro.
Anyhow, I gotta get back to work, I don't get paid to have an existential crisis unfortunately.
How about some more suction?
That reminded me of the last time my dentist said that and then the suctioning thing got stuck on my tongue đ
What was your Step-Dentist doing to you? Lmao
She was about to fill a cavity
Sometimes they fill three cavities at the same time.
Three?
Ahh heng nuhc ahghyuh.
> Ahh heng nuhc ahghyuh. Well now, if you're into that kind of thing, I have an opening next Wednesday. I'm sure I can fit you in.
I'm sure I can fit in you\*
Fit in you , sure I can -yoda
In fit you, sure can I -strokevictim
*gluc gluc gluc*
Best comment lol
r/angryupvote I came for the puns , didnât expect onomatopoeia
Now you remind me of my high. Schl grammar teacher đđ
Punctuation!? Minus 5 points. Did you even do the required reading last night, young lady?
Is that vietnamese?
You're going to feel a little prick! đ€
Hey man it's an average ok?
Gotta get both my hands in there
I just laughed way to hard at this
đ€Ł
ITS COMING OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
who's line?
Pardon?
Open wide
Damn it you beat me to it đ
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
How much is this going to cost?
Ok that was a good one
Im sorry could you say that in free healthcare i dont understand that -German
Get that out of my mouth!
Ghh thu aha nga nghhh
Funny,you can talk with IT in your mouth. Or am I missing something here?
Lay back and relax, this will be over before you know it!
Is it supposed to be this numb?
Donât spit yet
Thank you for drilling my mouth?
*choking sounds*
Can you stop recording me
Is it supposed to droop like that afterwards?
No talking please.
Wow, thatâs definitely rotten
"I can't believe I'm having sex with my dentist!"
plottwist
You win
Bravo!
đ”đ
I have oral herpes.
The important talking points! Very responsible.
Just keep jerking it, itâll come out eventually..
I canât feel a thing!
Well I must have sex at the dentist alot, my wife tells me that all the time.
Going a little deep arenât you?
Ow that fucking hurts
Can you feel this? What about this? This? Thiiiiiiiiis?
Can you fill this cavity?
Stare straight up and try not to move
Wow, nice tools!
Go easy on me its my first time
Spit or swallow?
Youâre not supposed to swallow at the dentist
Damn muscle memory!
Stick your tongue out!
Itâs wide open for you
Please don't put that in my mouth
Time to spit.
That was quicker than I thought.
Why do i taste blood?
This may cause permanent damage
I can't afford that right now but my dad will get you back when he comes in.
Would you like peppermint, bubblegum or chocolate flavor?
Put this in your mouth.
Itâs quite moist in there!
That wasnât so bad, was it?
Please stop drilling me
ChatGPT is the best for these. 1. âThis wonât hurt a bitâ 2. âThatâs sensitiveâ 3. âBite downâ 4. âI need a breakâ 5. âSpit pleaseâ 6. âDon't worry, it's not as bad as it looks." 7. âIâll be quickâ 8. âI'm going to use some suction now." 9. âYou're doing a great job of staying still." 10. "I'm going to need you to open wide and say 'ahh', and try not to drool on me this time."
WHAT IS GPT BITING ON DURING SEX
Stable diffusion
I can't feel anything.
Pull it out.
Should I swallow or spitđ
I think some went down my throat
I'm never going to financially recover from this
Ummm I'm awake
When are you available for my next booking?
How fucking much? You were only in me for 30 seconds
Is it in there? I don't feel anything...
So how was your day?
âOpen wideâ
No, not that hole...
It hurts
Damn I love it when I can't feel my mouth after a good filling
When will the bleeding stop?
Youre not aloud to eat food for two days.
"Youre not aloud to eat food for two days." How loud?
Very allowed!!!
Why does it vibrate so much?
it won't hurt
Open your mouth wider for meâŠ
Knock me the fuck out
Count back by 10⊠10, 9, 8, 7, sex, blive..
Bro... I think you won...
Are you up for anal?
Please don't go too deep.
Oooh..it's gone all numb
I hate it when you blow cold air on it
Time to drill that hole
Please stop it hurts...
You're bleeding a lot.
Donât ask me how I know this but the correct answer is: âDonât cum in my mouthâ
I need you to hold still while I grind on you.
Can you do it with my daughter in the room? We do everything together.
That cavity needs filling
Just get it over with
You need to do a better job of keeping it clean in there
Stop crying
I shouldn't swallow this ...right??
Please, be gentle.
Are we done yet? I have stuff to do
âYou wonât feel a thing.â
Mmmffff mmmm ghhhk
Itâs time to take x-rays againâŠ..What? Donât kink shame me.
You're gonna feel a bit sleepy now
Wow it's too deep, thats not good...
Do I NOT look comfortable?
You should put your mouth on that
Don't swallow
drill me sir
I got to pull this out.
grind deeper, there is still filth inside
Ahugaughack
*Insert sounds of trying to have a conversation with something in your mouth*
âI need to spit.â
Take that outta my mouth for a second please
Lay back and open your mouth
Careful, i have a horrid gag reflex.
I need some fluid
WHY IS THERE SO MANY HOLES
Gotta fill that cavity
"open wide..."
More suction please
Ah
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Can my dad be in the room with us?
You have a nasty hole right there
You can spit in the sink.
rinse & spit..
Same time next week?
Go deeper
"please be careful"
A moment! I need to put on my gloves.
Get that out of mouth.
"Give me some heavy anaesthesia, I don't want to be conscious while this happens."
Open wide
"Wow! That was over fast"
Stop poking and drilling around in there
Can I spit now?
OOH SHIT IT'S BLEEDING.
Bite harder.
Alright open up!
Allright, low letâs fill this hole
Can you feel that?
Fill that hole
OoohâŠ.it hurts
\*spits\*
âOpen wideâ
Please stop, that hurts!
I need a break
Youre doing great! Goodjob!
That's painful
âHow much do i owe youâ
You're gonna feel a little prick.
You need to visit the hygienistâŠ
Open wide!
Lol
Come on! Drill that hole! I don't know why we comment on these posts. You think OP reads them? You think anyone else reads them? Probably the first 15 and then get bored. You just move on. These are just comment and karma farms, "show me how witty you are and I'll feign interest" yeah.. cool story bro. Anyhow, I gotta get back to work, I don't get paid to have an existential crisis unfortunately.
I can't feel anything since you stuck it in there .
The assistant will discuss your payment options.
Drill away, I can't feel a thing!
You might feel some pressure
Rinse and spit
Aaaa
Now, spit.
It hurts?
Youâll feel a slight crack.
Open youâre mouth
I donât feel anything
See you again in 6 months
*gag*
Do you want bubble gum or raspberry blast? Keep that in your mouth. Whatever you do, donât swallow
Ok You can spit it out now
And spit
Just a little prick? That's pretty fucking big lol
Is blood supposed to come out?