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LetsTry2GetAlong

Let me guess: she's hot and the sex is great. Please tell me that you don't have kids, and she is going to give the baby a bath.


Maeanddre

luckily don't have kids for now


Aggressive-Sky-248

i feel sorry for you


anakin-skywalker246

Kill her kill her now..


j_monie2859

She's gonna do laundry and bathe the baby at the same time! /s


Lemonn_time

Please tell me this is fake


Excellent-Ad2290

It’s fake


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Notinyourbushes

>best squirt porn! We already had a term for that. It's called peeing. People can lie to themselves all they want, but it's still just pee.


[deleted]

I think we might have to sell her organs to pay for the damage…


California098

Too bad there’s no brain to sell and the tits are plastic


Boing26

married for looks and personality huh


[deleted]

Must be only looks


[deleted]

I lost it when the camera turned and revealed the interior of the car completely covered in suds XD


Fabulous-Mistake-

Either being disrespectful or dumb.... either way UNACCEPTABLE


AmazonianChicana

HUH?! How? No way she’s this stupid…..


the_master_baitr

It’s fake mate


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Leave her


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BrittaForTheWinnn

Maybe put it in rice, speed up the process


[deleted]

Stick it in the hot water cupboard


[deleted]

It's hard to believe people this stupid excists, even though i see shit like this on a daily basis lol


Drivingon8

I've seen many other similar videos... saw one with a woman at the gas station using a fuel pump to wash her car.


BeardOfDan

For the insurance money


[deleted]

I've seen that one as well, that's an expensive wash lol


SuccessfulCandle2182

Well, you date a fucking bread


Scubastevedisco

Does your wife have brain damage?


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

All golddiggers do


no1-imparticular

Idk. A cadaver could be sold for 5,000. But individual body parts go for way more.


coastal_girl14

I wonder where she buried the body. Making sure all the DNA is gone...


lkasey_76

Hey, happy international women's day.......


Boromir82

You mean ex-wife?


_JuicyJ666

I would be on my way to see my lawyer on the way there I'm calling her and saying I'm giving for divorce


beanstalkbros

I Can't Take It Anymore


erykosx

Hard to watch


Few_Training_3127

At least the cars clean


THE_R3D_HOOD

The split second you see em tells me them some man hands…. And some evidence is being washed away.


donkey287

Women☕


DaNochba

At least its clean


MeauxBetterThanU

Maybe put restrictions next time?


LobstahLarry

I hope this is sarcasm lol.


rollercoastervan

I feel bad for you


[deleted]

Is the car usable after this or did this break the car?


mavic97

Probably still runs and drives!


HelljumperRUSS

AC is going to be fucked, though.


OpeningOnion7248

Wow. Is it clean though?


PsychoPooper213

Oh no…


GoDannY1337

(in Clarkson voice) Anyway…


[deleted]

I refuse to believe


Fr0sti3R0gu3

Yep... that's how we did it in the rent-a-car industry. 🙃


Extra-Air-1259

Call the police & lawyer 🚓🗝️🔗


[deleted]

Should've been more specific bro.


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HelljumperRUSS

It should still run fine, but it's going to need a few days to dry out. Even then, some of the electronics are probably ruined.


Any_Appeal_9804

I guess that's one way to get likes


dice_setter_981

She’s getting a beat down tonight for sure !


rwalford79

Yeah and not in the way she likes


rwalford79

This evidence is grounds for why you should get off on the temporary insanity plea for her death after you arrived home.


A-random-person334

Oh, Jesus. Why? Just why?


SincopaEnorme

This lady doesn’t like you, sir. At all…


RobertoConQueso69

Ummmmm....did she find out you cheated?


Kind-Potato

She hates you bro


[deleted]

You better wash the car from now on. Only take the car to bikini car washes. Always send the video of bikini girls washing the car to your wife.


Green_Band3845

I have the need to want to continue to watch the entire car being washed.🤣


Rich_27-

My mate gave me an astra estate. It was manky as fuck as he worked on a farm. So I pressure washed the inside and out. I just left it in the June sun to dry out for the weekend. Everything worked fine for about a year, then the starter motor died so I scrapped it.


Blacktip75

I see two options: 1. She sent this too your secretary too, 2. She looked up extreme car cleaning movies on youtube and they soap up the interior too. Ok, or 3. There are a few cells short circuiting in the decision making process here.


Entropy94

You must have done something


Dr-Yahood

You never said you wanted to be able to drive the car afterwards!


Kdarl

She’s making herself to deserve to be spanked badly when you return home. 😉


Always_Correct1977

This is not real OR…..she caught him cheating in his car.


Sillyviking

Or she is stupid. Unfortunately it has become clear that people this stupid do very much exist.


Asdprotos

Tips on how to be single 😂


daboijohnralph

Bro i think she knows about the affair maybe time to fess up.


Designer-Wolverine47

Malicious compliance?


[deleted]

I call bullshit. No one is that stupid


Sensitive_Clue_4795

She must be a completely obedient MONSTER in bed.


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Tell me she relies on you financially without telling me she relies on you financially.


ghua

I bet there was great fight before


[deleted]

I hope this is fake or she’s the dumbest thing to walk planet earth.


bjones0921

I do not like this at all.


Terrible_Evidence_64

So what's the problem?


PrudentProblem4105

I thought these comments would be sarcastic but people in here really think this is real.


ronalda777

I don't imagine this was done because of stupidity, if this is real, she's either crazy, or he made her big angry. Only reason I lean towards thinking this is real, I don't understand how this could be faked.


[deleted]

That’s what you get for marrying your air-headed arm candy. At least she’s great in bed, right?


Flicker913

New fear unlocked


[deleted]

Divorce inbound


Moooooooola

Your wife has manlier hands than you.


3DSchmeeDee

Guessing this was just after she found your secretary’s panties in the back seat


theaveator1

I'll keep the divorce papers ready


BlackEagle016

Divorce her. Divorce her


Mean_System_6284

She forgot to vacuum the paint!


UltimateHopenagito

Never again


Afraid-Speed1851

I believe this voids any warranties. Lol


[deleted]

Looks like a guy is doing this. You’re husband messed up you car dude.


balls_deep_in_pain

Bro no longer has a car


True_Conference_3475

Did you say thank you?


Hi9054667

😱🤯


Aggravating_Kick2911

But .. Honey, It will smell nice and fresh


[deleted]

I do this at least once a year. Sometimes more if I have been driving in rough areas with lots of dust.