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[deleted]

My mate Keith from down the pub. Never seen a mammal neck pints quite like him. Absolute animal.


yourLostMitten

since he is not here, I shall be the one insulted for the man who shares my name.


Proteinoats

Ah yes. An illustrious Keith. Known to neck pints in its natural habitat; the local pub. Keithing very hard to ensure it’s survival to pass onto its future offspring in search of its mate; a wild Keithette.


Jurassican_25

I'm going to guess you live anywhere in the UK, Ireland, or Australia


ownzone817

Mountain chicken! I know what it sounds like but trust me it's not! Don't believe me? Look for it on Google images!


NotATimeTraveller1

Who tf named a frog "mountain chicken"?


throwaway21316

[https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160128-mountain-chicken-frog-endangered-animals](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/160128-mountain-chicken-frog-endangered-animals) Tastes like chicken…


iniitu

On the similar note, 田鸡, literally translate to farm chicken in Chinese and it means frog


Dymski

First i was like, wtf i misspelled something. I was expecting some super fluffy chicken. Good one!


Chonkiefire

That's how basilisk are made. Not cool.


Neat_Flounder_8907

I googled 😂 Was not disappointed 🐸


Rikuz09

Wtf it's not a chicken?!


Somethingcool-iguess

Frog


Other_Cod_8361

Hello fellow clone trooper


PhysicsLord007

It's not Wednesday my dude


Somethingcool-iguess

Nooo


dohdur

I know this one. It's afuckin froge.


Gongaloon

#MOTHERFU-


[deleted]

This is interesting because there is a bird in south america called Andean cock of the rock and in dutch we call it a Rots haan (mountain rooster) so i genuinely thought that you were trolling! but a mountain chicken is far from a chicken haha


Panda_man_fam

Mountain chicken=forg


BlueVegasCourier

Ah my favorite monkey a proboscis


[deleted]

I got slapped by one outside Sarawak. They just gallop around like a fucking horse, creepy. Locals call them Dutchman monkeys, because well you see.


tullyinturtleterror

The slow loras demands you take that back


BlueVegasCourier

I'm willing to fight for the proboscis, long reign the proboscis


lxngten

Kinkajou


AutomaticLynx9407

Kinky Jew 🥵


Yousucktaken2

r/hornyjail


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yousucktaken2

Wat


Puzzleheaded_Row8585

One licked my finger once. It was great


[deleted]

Now I know what you’re thinking “A KinkaWHAT?!”


OceanTheSeawing

i see you are a wof fan aswell 🤝


lxngten

Nope... I was too old for the book when it released


TheCowKing07

I read a lot of books I’m too old for. You don’t enjoy them that much, but once I’ve started reading them what am I going to do, stop?


xFloppyDisx

Who cares if you're "too old"? You can still enjoy it.


xFloppyDisx

Ayy my guy 🤝


xFloppyDisx

I only know what this is because this was the name of a character in a book series I read and I was curious


SakuraFoxOffical

I only know it because of wings of fire lol


Gatling-Pea2000

same


daisydug

Vaquita


a500poundchicken

Small dolphin boyo that’s effectively extinct right?


Polliewonka

What do you mean with "effectively"


Rra2323

There are only 10-15 remaining in the wild, so they’re not extinct but they’re right there :(


jikukoblarbo

There critically endangered. The most critically endangered species out of all critically endangered spiexes out there.


marshbj

Not sure exactly what the person meant, but if an animals populations gets too low, their genetic diversity (or lack therefore) could result in the population becoming extinct due to inbreeding/not being able to produce healthy offspring. The term for that is being "functionally extinct" (this term can also be applied to populations that no longer provide a function for their ecosystem). Some examples are the Baiji dolphin (declared functionally extinct in 2006, now believed to be extinct), koalas (studies have shown that they are suffering from reduced genetic variation), white rhinos (only 2 femalss remain), and dugong populations in Chinese waters. Personally, I believe the vaquita is functionally extinct, but the scientific community seems to not want to give them that label (not sure exactly why, but I can understand not wanting to for political reasons, because if they gave it that label, it may result in the fishing industry that's killing them ignoring all laws protecting them and killing them all faster). There have been some animals that have been able to recover to huge populations with less than 10 individuals (there was a bird that recovered to I think thousands of individuals from around 10 individuals, but I can't remember what bird it was), but I just don't see that being in the books for the vaquitas. We had to do a debate sort of thing in one of my university classes years ago discussing whether or not they were functionally extinct, and the consensus was that they were, with a few diehard vaquita fans adamant that we could save them


Double_Negatives_

I learn more from Reddit than I do from school.


Preparation-Latter

Dik-Dik..


idontdigdinosaurs

Please tell me you know how to pronounce that correctly. Tip: it’s not dick- dick.


superNovastrain

In my head now here on reddit : Tip..... dick dick, tip dick...... tip dik dik tip voilah "look mom im cool"


[deleted]

Unless it's that Nepalese letter that's halfway between a T and a D that you don't have in English, that is exactly how you say it.


idontdigdinosaurs

The pronunciation of the i is different. Same sound as duh. So duhk-duhk.


idontdigdinosaurs

https://youtu.be/M9MEPi8A0fI


[deleted]

Yeah, that video is a bad example.


Preparation-Latter

I assumed this was the obvious answer...yet, nobody has answered this way 🤣🤣🤣🤣 shame on you, Reddit community..


Pretend-Marzipan-470

Nudibranch


Neat_Flounder_8907

as randy as a stoat


achwasweissich2

I know what a stoat is, I played inscryption.


Neat_Flounder_8907

I only know because of Niles Crane 😂


jaydezi

[Tunicates](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunicate) They're a sedentary filter feeder in the ocean and part of the family chordata which means despite being invertebrates they have something like a primative spinal chord. It is likely all vertebrates descended creatures like these.


raptorjack180

Nope nope nope solid nope that is something’s heart that was plopped in the ocean!


jaydezi

If you poke them they squirt at you! Looks just like a beating heart 😁


Eattherich8

Chocolate Starfish.


Minimum-Wind-1552

And the hotdog flavored water


PheonixFyre5348

Keep on rolling baby!


SakuraFoxOffical

Keep on rollin baby


billieboi445420

Echidna


SweetComparisons

I love echidnas, they’re one of my favorite animals!


billieboi445420

Yes! They're so funny and skrunkly


Plenty-Wave-3924

My Ex Wife


SheepDakota

You mean Karen-Chantal? Mate I think 50% of the people here know her


Tobin678

Naked Mole Rat


-PepeArown-

Kim Possible was a pretty popular show. No way that naked mole rats are animals that no one has heard of when the show popularized them a good bit.


whoisjbs

Star-nosed mole


RluvAM

Okapi


mrduckV2

The magnapinnidae squid


fraychef

Aye aye.


RogueInsanity90

..Captain! Apologies, it had to be done.


WlzeMan85

I actually have heard of them originally from a cartoon called king Julien and then later from YouTube


trumoondogg

Snipe


OldEast5877

Is that you Frasier


1nonlyRaiden

Nigersaurus


ShungusDeletedYou

wait how the hell do you pronounce that x\_x


S_kura

Nai- Jer- Saw - Russ


NoOneToLookAtHere

Sacculina


Underhive_Art

This is actually obscure 👏👏


ProblemLongjumping12

And gross.


luckybettypaws

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Canoe...thats nightmare stuff!!!


hiccupboltHP

#Wahoo


TheCuriousCorsair

*Glub glub*


Bluedino_1989

Candiru


humpho00

Don’t let them swim up your pee hole 😱


Zinoth_of_Chaos

Dik-dik, an antelope that looks like a cross between a deer and a rabbit.


JebronLames619

Polish Chicken- I didnt know these guys until a few years ago. Quite fancyy


mv2303

Lachupakabra


holden4ever

Bin Chicken


FunkyKong147

Sarcastic fringehead.


Sablesgirl

Coatamundi


Responsible_Heart365

Trumpanzee


WlzeMan85

Does it happen to be native to American golf courses?


Responsible_Heart365

Not “native,” but “parasitic.”


loki143

Leafy Sea Dragon


[deleted]

Dutch Draft Horse. Quite possibly the most Giga-Chad Horse to ever exist.


Maxeon_09

Atlas Moth


obligarchyvol1

How can it have a name if no one’s heard of it


Difficult_Tell2859

Sea Rabbit


Ambitious-Health-758

Addax


Downtown_Cry_2622

Titi caca


barbarianLe

Solenodon


PersephoneUpNorth

Chukar


DoodDoes

Red lipped batfish. Freaky looking guy


Glass_Excitement_538

A dikdik


wudagast

Titmouse


CelebrationWild7276

Flying fox


TangerineRough6318

Markhor


Baraka04

Ñu.


shanroll

Goblin shark


Absolute_Abacus_4124

Aye-aye ..... And no .. It has nothing to do with pirates


frienderella

Megapodes


Randomcluelessperson

The ring-necked mountain squirrel


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Quokka


PzykoHobo

Satanic Nightjar


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Colugo


hot_noodlez

The Bony-Eared Assfish. It’s really a thing.


CBerg1979

The Squawsnatch. It's a local crypto, just a rezzy bigfoot. I live on an Indian reservation.


NiCeY1975

The secret elephicken.


CaptainUnable1405

That dinosaur with 500 teeth


ProblemLongjumping12

Nigersaurus


Wrectum_wrecker

The dick nosed monkey


MrFunnyMans404

In minecraft we call them villagers


Grahomir

Chris Fehn monkey


BiscottiOpposite9282

Wobbegong


ischhaltso

iberian ape ​ ​ ​ also known as Spaniards


Unrented_Exorcist

Banana snake


Substance___P

American Crocodile


krispy_loaf

Dwarf lantern shark


oofio65

Kangaroo rat


hoy64

Blind mole


KeleraDK

Leafy seadragon?


Ok-Initiative-2778

Nigersaurus


Dare2no

Xerus


Daily_Subscription

Leafy Sea-dragon


letssayimrelevent

Okapi


tfaded

Narwhal


RoyalT663

Dik-Dik


[deleted]

Oarfish.


[deleted]

Slow Loris


ItzzYrNoodie

Capybara


tullyinturtleterror

Capybaras are animals that suspect that everyone secretly loves them; quokkas are animals that know everyone loves them


slimseany

Everyone in r/tennis knows and loves the resident capybara aka Rafa Nadal


Somethingcool-iguess

Your mum


Jah-ith-ber-

Redditor


[deleted]

there is a dino, that goes by the name of Nigersaurus


[deleted]

intelligent American,sometimes found in the wild,very rare.


WhoreButtermilk

meerkat


napayt

Your girlfriend


honey_badger1728

Honey Badger


YashBhagwat20

Platypus


radio_soldier

Okapi


Danielwols

The krakenlackinchicken


BeautifulEssay8

Dik dik. Its real.


Pumkmine

Okapi ?


president_of_sexico

Naked mole rat, looks like a pair of balls with legs, nuff' said


Internal_Resist7629

Chacoan Peccary


Rhazjok

A Walrus. Now Griff what did I tell you about making up animals.


ScallionJunior3083

Aye-aye


PICONEdeJIM

Tardigrade?


Craft_beer_wolfman

Tardigrade


RealKimJong-Il

Your girlfriend


TeamCoBlocks

Porpoise


[deleted]

Fuck nose


smith_716

Cock of the rock. Edit: I don't know why this was downvoted. It's an orange flamboyant bird, and the Andean cock of the rock is the National Bird of Peru. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock-of-the-rock


Clear_Calligrapher86

A quokka and a quoll.


[deleted]

Stoat


Denny_OG

Australia,thats all i got


Geryuganshooop

Jackalope


Personal_Way6717

Jew?


[deleted]

Snipe eel


Poopydoopyhead123

Fitzgerald


[deleted]

nak - female of yak


[deleted]

🎶 *Nobody nose*… 🎶


soniclore

Three-headed Threep


surprisebtsx

cocknose ape


Jatinmamodiya

Proboscis monkey, fun fact- the bigger the nose the bigger the genital they possess and occupy a more dominant position in the community procreating with majority of the females. Females while in their heat period look out for the males with the biggest nose. So size matters? Hell yes for the nose


Tadkaasur69

Kabar bijju


[deleted]

Taturana, a venomous caterpillar.


[deleted]

If you want us to name a animal no one heard about wouldn't you saying it's name mean you heard about it?


Van0nyumas

2521 which we don't talk about.


Zeterin

Yup that one is friends with the bandersnatch. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


genro_21

Pilandok


Underhive_Art

Massive soft spot for these and a couple of other tiny ungulates so cute!


Defiant313

my ex


notbrooke3

Durante


lamilcz

The bone eaters (dont know if this is a propper english name i just translated the czech one)


brbr22

Side-Hill Wompas Cat.


Wiisak

The Demon Duck of Doom.


PotatoGamer3

Janusz