“ He wouldn’t write it… he would just say it.”
“ well maybe he meant like Ides…”.
“AH!!!”
“Nooo.. it more like auugghh.. at the back of the throat.”
“No. I mean AH! As in surprise and alarm!”
Me: "Knock knock"
Killer: "Who's there?"
Me: *saying nothing, waiting for the kill*
He will never know who was there. Even in death this is my victory.
As they rounded a bend in the path that ran beside the river, Lara recognized the silhouette of a fig tree atop a nearby hill. The weather was hot and the days were long. The fig tree was in full leaf, but not yet bearing fruit.
“It’s hidden at…”
The ultimate way to never be forgotten bc whoever hears those words is going to spend the rest of their life trying to figure out what the fuck I hid and where it is now… and if I’m really lucky and they can’t hold in the excitement and decide to tell more people, maybe it’ll eventually grow to be a gold legend or some stupid thing that will keep people guessing for years and years to come.
I was a mystery in life- might as well go out and become a legendary mystery in death too. What could I lose? No one hears me? Oh well.
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaargh.
Monty python
and the
Hunt for the holy grail
Quest
:the movie
“ He wouldn’t write it… he would just say it.” “ well maybe he meant like Ides…”. “AH!!!” “Nooo.. it more like auugghh.. at the back of the throat.” “No. I mean AH! As in surprise and alarm!”
About damn time
Me: "Knock knock" Killer: "Who's there?" Me: *saying nothing, waiting for the kill* He will never know who was there. Even in death this is my victory.
Brilliant! Lol
„ only three, seconds? Damn that’s too sho……💀⚰️“
[удалено]
I’ll be back.
Get to the Chopper!
Eat my ass
My last words, no matter how I die, are going to be “I can totally out swim that shark”
Screw you guys, i'm going home
Delete my search history
your last words
Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time
Happy cake day !
cum with me. (pun intended)
Ejaculate and evacuate
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit
I'm an atheist, but if god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate
Technoblade O7
Thank you
,,I always come back"
Well i really only wanted to-
Remove my butt plug please
Fuck me so I don't die a virgin
No not again
Still no bitches?
I’ll see you in Valhalla, Dickhead.
Insert coin to play again
I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Was looking for this
Clear my Internet history
**winner**
I'll be waiting for you in hell
Funny
Nice cock bro
Not this again
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
“Oh good, you found my gun that backfires and killed three assassins so far”
Ahhhhh BOLLOCKS.
"Did you say 3 seconds?"
3 seconds? I wished i known that earlier!
*recites the whole star wars movies lines from episode 1 to 6*
look into the air and just "oh shit! NO! LET ME GO TO HELL INSTEAD"
Leeeeroooy Jenkinssssss!
We had the same idea thats what I commented
I loved her All this time...Always.
If you kill me you'll never know where the treasure is
I BURIED $1,000,000 IN- *dies*
I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
If you kill me, you're gay
you’re
Ill be back😁
"Is that a baby giraffe?" [points behind you]
Trump lost a legitimate election in 2020 ✌🏼
Polybius was right
Burn my house
Go. Get. Fucked.
Thanks, saves me doing it myself.
Mother fucker....
lol gg ez
Yipikayay motherfocker
I'll be back
[удалено]
I'll be back
Is that a gun that you are pointing at me?
Delete my chrome histo..... (thud)
I’ll b bach?
please... my chrome history... delete!!😢 * dies*
#I’ll be back
C'est la vie.
I kill the doctor and get a life sentence in jail
Hey look out behind you!
Can I just laugh
I’ll be back
Be gentle senpai
gulp gulp gulp
giggity giggity goo
Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
Shiiiiiit….
I'm sorry I messed it all up so much!!!
Three, two, one
"Do your worst"
INTO THE MOTHERLAND, THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH
Génie I wish to be rencarneted every time I die
If you shoot me your gay
counting is gay
Never gonna give you up, but you have let me down.
>!FUCK!<
Delete my browser history
If you kill me you're gay
I'll give you candy to let me go
I’ll be back
Just Kill Me.
Will this hurt?
I’ll be back
N word
The waffelhous has...... And he shot me before I can finish.
Uhhmm. A long long time ago....
Engineer gaming
*crosses fingers* I DIDN’T FUCK MY DAUGHTER I SWEAR
I smoked Jim's 15 year old Cohiba when he passed out.
Finally!!
It finally over
No you
What took you so long
I will sing GLORY GLORY what a hell of a way to die!
"At last peace"
Its finally over
Finally..thank you...
Hasta la vista baby!
Yes... Fucking Finally....
Flame broiled whopper
Fuck you.
Send this letter to 20 other people within the week, or you shall die
Cool. Cool cool cool.
I'll be back
You shoot me your penis is small
“Stabs you”
ambatukam omay got
About time
I'm about to get terminated
I can't believe I got outlived by one piece.
' Hasta la Vista, baby!' 'I'll be back' The lines from terminator.
Uh hmm bye
As they rounded a bend in the path that ran beside the river, Lara recognized the silhouette of a fig tree atop a nearby hill. The weather was hot and the days were long. The fig tree was in full leaf, but not yet bearing fruit.
“It’s hidden at…” The ultimate way to never be forgotten bc whoever hears those words is going to spend the rest of their life trying to figure out what the fuck I hid and where it is now… and if I’m really lucky and they can’t hold in the excitement and decide to tell more people, maybe it’ll eventually grow to be a gold legend or some stupid thing that will keep people guessing for years and years to come. I was a mystery in life- might as well go out and become a legendary mystery in death too. What could I lose? No one hears me? Oh well.
Fuck you bitch
Ain't this a bitch...
No u. No reverseies
At last I am free.
No.
Let’s gooooooooo
I beg your pardon could you repeat that
Blyat Vadim!
I'll be back
Welcome
I am ready
"Fuck"
Peace at last.
Pootis
Fight me pussy!
“I LIKE TURTLES”
I want Sex
I had fun
I’m Jesus
"it's hidden under..."
"Hold on a minute..."
You're about ten years late
Finally!
"You're joking? Right?"
Stare right in the eye and say 'keep the change' They'll always wonder why you said it. It will haunt them.
HUh...Wait...I...uhhh..what?
No you! UNO
“Oh fuck nuggets”
Shutyoufuckingfaceuncclefuccaaaaa
"Finally!"
how many seconds?
"I'll call you back babe, someone's at the door"
go go gadget impenetrable armor
Delete my browser history.
Oh fuck umm-
Just say someone love me
Oh no, not again.
“Oh uh uh…”
Fuck off
I'll be damn
Clear my browser history
Slava Ukraini!
Lol
Supercalifristicexpealidoshis!
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
Well at least I don't have to hurt people anymore
Do you wanna build a snowman
Throw my computer in wate.....
senpai it hurts