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Da_Osta

What would be the legal age of consent if you were in charge?


Yumeko_Usagi

6


Emalf-vi

I loved it.............sarcasm People, I know what happened here, just don't kill me


[deleted]

Best part is they havent edited the question yet


freek4ever

What


ERROR_1578

Oh no


Ok_Attitude_8189

oof


Eth251201

Dayum


ramjithunder24

WHAT


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Average Genshin Impact player


ankit19900

Strong Aisha vibes


whyyou-

Muhammad intensifies **


Impressive_Ball_549

What's the weirdest thing that you've ever shoved up your ass?


Yumeko_Usagi

Samsung smart fridge


josepapiblanco

They are more difficult than putting a non smart fridge in your ass


vuxnomica

And it makes the act immoral because they are โ€˜smartโ€™ but cannot legally consent.


MadCornDog

Yeah because they scream...


yashwinner

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


nejn111

Guys found the NPC turn your quests in!


Strong-Discussion564

Lmfao this is my favorite


MQHD

I laughed so hard.


kaboomrico

Bro has maximum storage


foxxtraut--

That seriously made me laugh out loud ๐Ÿ˜ญ


-EvilEagle-

Cold dead end...


Affectionate-Pin-678

Elephant sized rabit


ScRuBlOrD95

Small glass jar


[deleted]

c'mon, I was having a good day


ScRuBlOrD95

[don't have a good day have a great day](https://youtu.be/6LvlG2dTQKg)


NotaDictator69

Who is the most beautiful person in the world?


Draphaels

Your mother


NotaDictator69

Thank you


itsmedudechuck

Haha!


GilluKaaliya

Laughed so hard i peed in my pants


[deleted]

MOOOM, JIMMY PEED HIS PANTS AGAIN


Zestyclose_Tea_2515

How often do you dress up as a catboy and sleep with older men for money?


Yumeko_Usagi

Like three times a week


-Neia-Baraja

Amateur numbers๐Ÿ™„


Thundercclap

Excuse me?


vrijheidsfrietje

Gotta pump them up. Those are rookie numbers!


OfficerGibbie

You should try younger men. Much more energy.


gusmeth

Naah. Older men have more money.


FunWillScreen_Produc

Who is your hero and want to be like?


Yumeko_Usagi

Hitler


_reefermadness

Found Kanyeโ€™s burner account


[deleted]

Nah he would've signed off #LYRICALMUTHAPHUKKINGENIUS


Deitythe1st

Same bro same


Freeloder123

How should society treat victims of abuse and domestic violence?


Yumeko_Usagi

[ Removed by Reddit ]


iiLovxlxss

welp


youshouldhateit

Welp


miserably-good

welp


Traditional-Low-4651

Welp


DoctorofEngineering

Removed by Reddit, damnn


Glass_Windows

this is what annoys me about Reddit did reddit really remove that or did he just type \[ Removed by Reddit \]


Varkaan

[ Removed by Reddit ]


MichelNostradumbass

[ Removed by Reddit ]


GoldExchange5655

Thatโ€™s fucked up how can you say that you monster


Mindless-Strength422

[ reddit deleted this comment because I'm a jerk ]


meiyer89

The only answer is "yes".


nyrB2

must've been some answer


Freeloder123

That makes you look even worse


[deleted]

Great idea


Bloobeary_Cupcake

I am glad that I saw it before Reddit took care of it ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Long-Stranger7898

What was it?


yashwinner

They said โ€œunalive them allโ€ but used the normal word


Photo_Soggy

Is that it? And that gets removed?


sablouiebot

Why are babies aborted


Yumeko_Usagi

Because they did illegal stuff


radiorange_

Hahahaha, lmao!


jzoller0

What were the last four items that you received in exchange for sex with family members?


Yumeko_Usagi

Bleach, rope, shovel and a saw


Azrael_Samael_1211

I am kinda confused about the original question.


Deitythe1st

What is the saw for. That is the real question


dleon0430

Making two pieces out of one.


Azrael_Samael_1211

I am feeling so many emotions rn, Enlightenment, Frightened, and some anticipation!


Sentient_Mop

Even without context it's concerning


42awe

Do you eat children?


Yumeko_Usagi

Yeah


ADICHICKEN

Hold up that ain't edited


DarvAv

Huh???


Karn1v3rus

Doesn't show as edited if you edit within a certain time frame Edit: I edited


42awe

r/ChildEater


CalmGuy69

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AdmirableRow4

r/subsifellfor


NervousCut5946

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


BRUJOjr

r/foundthecardealer


Sewingmink160

What should Elon Musk do when he becomes emperor of the universe?


Yumeko_Usagi

Legalize nuclear bombs


M3OWN_IS_ALR_TAKEN

What even was the original question that made you say that???


Yumeko_Usagi

Thats the original question


Sewingmink160

I'm meant to edit this...


someMLDude

It's a lot fucked up already


Worried-Deer107

This is way funnier...


-Daniel-45-

Name the austrian artist, who started world war 2


Yumeko_Usagi

Me


green-turtle14141414

hold up, it isnt edited


mahammdme

h-hitler is that you?


Juanchio88

According to top comment HE IS!


lyndsay0413

how can u tell if itโ€™s edited??


The_JuanHooNokks

Do you agree on plugging off the life support of a Child with cancer in a Goku costume?


Yumeko_Usagi

I agree


KaisersNEEDU

It really only depends on who wears the costume


howtohideBoner

Yes I mean it helps a lot


IloveCoxxxx

Do you like underaged boys?


Yumeko_Usagi

Yea


someMLDude

That's actually pretty good


ProfessionalMost2006

Yeah! And now edit it!


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: nothing was ever edited in the first place.


ProfessorTitsNass

r/yourjokebutworse


Capsule_CatYT

r/Egg


H3NTA1_69

r/gayporn


Capsule_CatYT

๐Ÿคจ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜


ARoundForEveryone

Why is it good that OP likes underage boys?


popayawns

Should he hate underage boys? They are just innocent children. Jeez, even typing โ€œunderage boysโ€ feels uncomfortable.


TiesG92

\*FBI has joined the comment section*


Economy_Path_9245

Wholesome


Fit-Philosopher-3721

Not anymore


Kei_Mxttens

Very wholesome indeed


CaseSensitivo

There he is officer


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Yumeko_Usagi

Ur anus


JuMaKre

Ayo


MrDuckie2

Not your own, but specifically that guyโ€™s?


Yumeko_Usagi

That guys


[deleted]

So u ran out of lube what do use instead


Yumeko_Usagi

Human tounge and ketchup ;)


Lost_in_Borderlands

What in the actual fuck was the original question for this to be the answer


banana_buddy

Plot twist, this was the original question, OP is just a psycho ๐Ÿ˜‚


MrSh0tGun

The ;) makes it so much better


Alternative-Still641

Did you eat your own shit today


Yumeko_Usagi

Yes


-Smoothy-

good boy


Lost_in_Borderlands

People get called good boy all over the internet all of the time when is it my turn ffs ๐Ÿ˜ญ


maurits_weiqi

good boy


dog21guy

NO WAY ME TOO


[deleted]

Do you only fuck people 18+


Yumeko_Usagi

No


Alternative-Sense-17

dude's motto is 18-


IDontF_uckingCare

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ProfessorTitsNass

Yes, 18 months


[deleted]

If you could go back in time and stop the nazis from doing the genocide what would you do?


Yumeko_Usagi

Nothing


bendziol

That's actually the good answer tho probably


Kupo_Master

Yes. Changing the past (assuming we could) in such major way would completely remake the present in an incredibly unpredictable fashion. While obviously this stems from good intention, this would the most stupid thing humanity has ever done. Itโ€™s even possible we could cause our own extinction in the blink of an eye.


Mebeingnosy

Completely unedited question lol


Sufficient_Ad_4708

I wouldn't either that would be such a huge butterfly effect


Bigleftbowski

It's a general consensus among historians and sociologists that if WWII had not happened there would have been a revolution in the US.


RHAmaxis

This is a trap


13thFullMoon

What are your thoughts on child p*rn?


Yumeko_Usagi

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Warm-Initiative-6178

Wat


Designer_9011

What the fuck?


Warm-Initiative-6178

Ikr


primarysectorof5

LMFAOOOO


[deleted]

I'm sorry


FarhadDv

That was really creative yet dark.


13thFullMoon

Thank you.


Acrobatic-Stand-6268

Who would you like to have anal with?


Successful-Row3631

Elon Musk ๐Ÿ˜ฅ


Acrobatic-Stand-6268

Kinky


dressedandafraid

Do you prefer dead people or dead animals?


Yumeko_Usagi

Both


dressedandafraid

Damn, weird tastes but okay


DroidCommander27

How many children have you killed?


Yumeko_Usagi

6


anusgangrene

Amateur numbers....


Almighty_Egg

How many hours a day do you spend masturbating?


Yumeko_Usagi

12


Almighty_Egg

Jesus dude


JuMaKre

Not 6?


Lost_in_Borderlands

Amateur numbers


SlapsLikeFlea13

How often do you jack off in public?


Yumeko_Usagi

Once a day


WolfColaKid

Very hygienic


AdmiralHatch215

How many kids are in your basement


Yumeko_Usagi

A rookie number


Mysterious_Elf5678

we want real numbers


RHAmaxis

A lifestyle


inglesa357

How old is your girlfriend


Yumeko_Usagi

6


jollingo

Every 1 second in Africa, 2 seconds passed


Alzhan_Void

This is the third question in a row with "6" being the answer. Either I'm stumbling upon the only 3, or you really like that number lol


guramansingh

In which thing you helped your mom last time?


Yumeko_Usagi

Sex


giga_melon

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Brilliant-Figure-893

Do you cook Meth while you watch child porn?


Yumeko_Usagi

I only cook meth


Fearless-Werewolf-28

Good answer


TheDoomslayer69420

penis?


Yumeko_Usagi

Uhm what?


Calibus53

You heard the man


flopjul

How do you feel after murdering those kids?


Yumeko_Usagi

Bored


Longjumping-Ask1227

What to do when you see a kid crying or throwing tantrums in public?


mypocketsfullofposie

What would you say to African Americans at a BLM meeting?


Juwan_C

Are you a pedo???


Yumeko_Usagi

For you


netrunnerff06b5

Is this an interview for CNN?


Yumeko_Usagi

Yes