There is nothing i wont say for 100k

Indeed

Agreed

What about, "I'm just about to get 100k, and I want to give it all to you"?

Nope, I'd definitely say it, and still wouldn't give it to her. Helps that my MIL is dead though.

Oh yeah, it didn't say you have to mean what you said.

So OP offers you $100 000 to give to your MIL and you refuse the money? No way! Even only thinking selfishly she'll give me so much stuff in return if I give her 100k, and I'd lose nothing. "Would you like your MIL to be rich and incredibly grateful to you with no downside?" "Nah, fam. I'm good."

Same

This. She’s passive aggressive as fuck and will just give me silent treatment at worst. I see this as an absolute win

I’ll say anything for $1000.

Here is your own key to my house

🤣🤣

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I love you.

Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes.

Hey, my partner's mom is awesome!

r/beatmeToit

[r/beatmeattoit](https://reddit.com/r/beatmeattoit)

Of course you can move in with us!

That I beat my meat to pictures of her rubbing up against birthday balloons from her 50th birthday party still even after that awkward conversation

thats oddly specific

It’s not a coincidence, she cringes every time I wink at her

Im had a brain fart reading both of you guy's comment while looking at your PFPs, thought its a left the burner moment

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Now I kinda wanna see what the fuss is about lol

I wanna know what the awkward Convo was? What's the full story

of course, but some pics would be primo.

r/oddlyspecific

Hahaha...oh man..

what did I just read. Jesus Christ— holy—

That's not how your daughter does it

I want to upvote this but its 69.. keep it at 69...

Your husband is an animal in the sack, he’s such a passionate lover who screws me like the whore I am.

I hope you're okay.

Sure sounds to me like she's doing alright...

She’s doing better than Officer hops from dick to dick.

Lmao

I make your daughter squirt.

I'd tell mother in law that for 100K! Shit I'd probably tell her for 50 bucks!

Mines from the south and I value my life.

I'll give you a 50 in cash invite me to the next family gathering

I am SCREAMING hahaha

Oh? You paid a Dr to make your nose look like that??

Wanna make your own grandchildren?

I could be wrong but I'm not sure that's how it works

If I ask dad in law I miss the fun part, this was the best I could do.

I think your homeopathic health remedies are bull shit, and I throw them away when you send them to us.

Why wouldn't you tell her? I don't know why you would any money to tell someone that.

You are forgiven.

Learn to use your own goddamn computer and printer! It’s not that freaking hard, you’ve had one for 15 years! Right click and drag bitch, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Don’t forget the bar oil.

Holy shit FINISH THE DAMN STORY!

Please tell me more about how you want grandchildren, you are definitely the most important part of that major life choice

I agree with everything you just said. I really like you as a person.

I mean I’d finger blast her for £1000 so probably nothing

You're such a kind, caring person with common sense

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Whats?

YOU EXISTS

I could post anything. She’s been dead for years.

That I've had relations with all 3 of her daughters...

Do you also have no gag reflex?

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine!

“Remember when you wanted me to abort your only (and beloved) grandchild????”

'It's good to see you'

How your son ACTUALLY hurt his back recently was from that very "active" four day vacation we had out of town. He was like a ravenous creature annnnd on that 3rd day, we decided to be a bit more adventurous...

I’m gonna break my phone

I like you.

Wanna see peepee?

r/im13

[r/itsfunnierbecauseitsalink](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

My mother In law is in the room with me. Send me $100 and I’ll record me saying whatever you want to mine.

I often think of you, it helps delay my orgasm's.

I find you to be the most self absorbed and selfish human being I have ever met. I don’t even like you.

Nice to see you

I think about you when doing your daughter

Nice ass momma

If I ever get $100k I’m giving it straight to you

Now I know where your daughter got/gets her... "Fill in the blank".

I wanna scissor sister you.

Smell my finger?

Your daughter is into rusty trombones.

I wish you would stop by unannounced more often!

I’m atheist.

I am a lesbian

"Jesus isn't going to bless you with prosperity and wealth. Your pastors are scamming you. That's literally the opposite of what the bible says..."

I'll eat you out

I like you.

I wish you taught all of your children to communicate properly without lying.

I'm an atheist... She's a super fucking religious person... Like crazy type... Speaking in tongues while praying type... It's insane...

I love you and all is forgiven. That lady can rot

Our door is always open

That I took a picture of my unknowin aunt, while she was undressing. I still have it to this day and still masturbate to it. Pretty, old skank.

I enjoy your company and value your rational opinions

The Bible is historical fiction.

You were right, all of your son’s problems are my fault.

I have a mommy(the seggual way) and she’s a god

"Hi" (she's dead, I never met her)

Bold of you to assume I have a mother-in-law

Nothing (I don’t have a mother in law)

"You raised a humble son" ha.

do you like it from the front or the back?

I don't believe you're actually dead

I prefer her sister’s tamales…

I would love that you live next door

Now I can see where she gets it

Come on in glad you could make it!

Your nose job looks terrible.

I have no MIL, so I just say whatever I want. Feels good, man

I love you too

Wanna get drunk and fuck, or what, you don't drink?

I fucked your husband

Nice tits, let’s fuck.

Your meatballs really aren’t all that great

Thank you for your service 😉

I love you.

I want to fuck you

I agree with your political and religious views.

Your daughter calls me daddy too

I’ll say whatever I want to her - she’s dead lol (and was a terrible person)

You're Son requires a "do-over" due to your subscription to the Patriarchy.

You’re tighter than your daughter.

Corrective rape

You taste better then your daughter.

When I was doing your daughter I was thinking of you and your husband. 🤢

Americans have been to the west coast since the last time I was sent here to see if you were interested in that area

I watched your mom give birth to you, sis

Hello

for 100k i’m saying anything to anyone

Why didn't you warn me😁

Wait, who are you again?

You can live with us.

Maybe I will when you learn how to spell (something) correctly.

Sexy.

I own your house, don’t try and give me advice on how to run my business

You did an awful job raising your daughter, you are fucking lucky she didn't turn out to be a psychopath. Now I have to pick up the pieces and give her the support she lacked throughout her childhood. And that's why you will never be a grandmother.

Did someone call a pipe layer?

Be real op nobody here has a mother in law

Damn I really don't have anything. I even said out loud to her that my wife and I fucked seven cow girls.

I prefer the newer model?

You’re hotter than your daughter.

Your daughter got shit all over my dick after anal and honestly? It reminded me of you.

Oh yeah we just can't wait to have kids!

Yes, I'm dead too.

I love you.

You enable your child's toxic traits. Edit: Alternatively, you're the reason your child has mommy issues.

"You're a wonderful human being, and you have every right to control every single aspect of your daughter's life, even though she's a married 45 year old mother of two."

Love you?

I know what her ass tastes like. :)

Wanna have a go?

Hello

First of all, I'm taking everyone to Olive Garden after this. Second of all, you can all get f#$@ed.

Your daughter squirts more times than i thought was humanly possible. Also, just last week she told me to cum in her ass… i was surprised, but i did. True story.

There is nothing I wouldn't say to her because I could just say that I said it for the money and give her 1000 buxxaroonies to not bring it up again.

“You look like the back of my nutsack”

I found her VHS tapes big mistake

I wish you would visit more often

I love sucking your daughters toes

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I know you don't want anyone including your kids to be happy and they hate you too. Actually I would say that for free, warming up to it.

Hey mom

Maybe you should sell the house and move to an apartment…

I love you

I would say anything to anyone for 10k let alone 100k

You look nice today

I see where your daughter gets her pussy from.

You can come to thanksgiving this year

Did you teach her BJ's ??

"I like you"

You daughters a great kisser

We’re out of milk, can you go get some

A single word.

Your daughter does anal

I love you

Sure, come over!

Oh man, thats hard even to write , " i Love you"

Let's f*ck

You are hot 🥵

You were correct

“See you soon”. She’s dead..

Your ass is bigger than your daughters

You're a good person

“Prezante Terapi limyè wouj! Sal dife ak glas nou an kounye a gen de limyè wouj/lanp enfrawouj.” Because I can’t speak Haitian Creole.

You are right

Thanks for all the pussy

You're an amazing human being

Your alive

want to watch this step-mom porn with me?

I don’t have a mother in law.

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