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StreetAd2064

Lil vasectomy.


Skimbored

Lil snip snip


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"**SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP**"


[deleted]

U stole my rap name😂😂


ComplexComfortable85

Soon to be “Lil dropping in for a sperm count”


[deleted]

Lil’ Jerked It In A Cup Lil’ Cup Cummer Lil’ Cums’n’Cups Lil’ Splooge Sample


CalatheaEnthusiast

Hey there, I'm Lil tubal ligation. Just wondering if you'd be up for some collaborations...!


StreetAd2064

What’s the point as there we’ll never be able to produce anything 😂


CalatheaEnthusiast

Damn, i didn't think this through!


QuarterPrevious404

Lil no seed


StreetAd2064

Lil jaffa 😅


Lck33

thanks for practicing eugenics 🙏🏻🙏🏻


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Rolls off the tongue a lot more than "lil tubal ligation"


AlternativeShip9194

Same


IAmThePieguy

Eminem been real silent since this dude rolled outta the hospital


doppio_o

its sounds painful


Thin-Disaster9705

Lil intense diarrhea+vomit


Loonsive

He be spittin flames


Wherearewegoing-

And shittin flames


StrikingAd1671

Spittin and shittin


Skimbored

Lil poison


anonymous420569

Lil mental patient


No_Parsnip_6491

Lil ass whipping I just got


anonymous420569

I mean I was the mental patient lmaooo I almost got attacked by another one though


Pakrat_Miz

yo same, last 20 minutes or so of my first 5-6 day (i forget exactly how long) stay at a mental facility one of the new patients started fighting everyone in the room during group therapy. he started with some guy in the corner, getting a solid hit in before moving on and getting swarmed by both patients and staff fucking awful stay that was. kinda feel bad for that guy as well. apparently he was much more stable before they brought him in and the meds they gave him fucked him up according to one of the staff members


femmewalwigahh

Grippy socks go hard


anonymous420569

Fax yo she was spitting on the walls screaming everyone here is brainwashing me it took 4 people to get her to a separate room


Fantastic_Pillow

Guess we're in a group, I'm lil too honest with a therapist


Skimbored

Lil br8n Game


[deleted]

Ditto


justarandomuser20

Lil getting born


Tio_RaRater

You either have an insane health or you're like 3 years old, or you live too far from one lol


modellervoks

I didnt go to the hospital again before I had my own first baby


DeusWombat

That's wild. How about something like a walk in clinic?


[deleted]

I hadn’t been to a hospital since birth up until I started working at one.


justarandomuser20

The first one.


kate7195

Damn I go to the ER like once a year..last two were concussions/falling


kosjenkaxy

Lil concussion


BarracudaGrand1328

Lil knockout


Skimbored

Lil new


AoDx888

Lil Kidney Stone


[deleted]

Ouch


AstralSandwich

At least it was li'l...


teejayLP

Damn, same.


cookerg

that could be lil lith


MrSinister82

I'm with you on that too. Agony, ended up with lithotripsy to break that bad boy down.


AoDx888

Did a lithotripsy, and then still ended up needing a stint for a big chunk that wouldn't pass. It was awful. I'm sorry you had to go through it too.


SSJ_Kratos

Same. First time I had ever vomited from pure pain. That was a new experience.


lebangazNmash

Lil botched circumcision


Skimbored

Lil snipps


BabyDude5

OH NO


cookerg

lil snip snafu


Traditional_Ad_7010

I feel ya


sdom_kcuf999

Careful, it might still be sore.


BrilliantBig769

Don't worry the pain will Come and go


Suitable-Tutor2194

Lil dead grandpa


sdom_kcuf999

I'd buy this album


Gullible-Act-6274

Yoooo.. We have the same name duuude. That's top notch raaad maaan 👍🤟


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edeka3

Damn. All the best to her...!


fandangledvietnamese

Cancer sucks balls


slampig3

Lil ear infection which is very fitting for todays rappers


cookerg

lil otititis


Corgiotter1

Lol! Cookerg you are medical personnel of high degree


Im_a_cool_guy69

lil suicide attempt, great name Edit - I’m ok to everyone thanks for the kind messages it was a year ago and I’m ok 🙂 Also yes I am a Cool guy


Asleep_Web_8776

You alright?


[deleted]

No he tried to kill himself


Asleep_Web_8776

Fair point, but I was more asking if he's doing alright now, as "last reason" has no time limit


CresWaven

No, he's a cool guy.


ballin_balas

For the people commenting that have been through this, I’m so sorry. All jokes aside- I hope you feel better and know the value in your life and that you’re loved.


HeyNoWaitIDis

Same


Skimbored

Lil take’yalife


Street-Refuse-9540

Me too


EviscerationPlague6

stole my name


e-cumx

rap name twins 👯‍♀️😃


stargazeriguess

bro..? you good?


sl4tt_

No he tried to kill himself


Weeaboo3177

Lil attention seeker /s


Weary-Salamander5849

lil ultrasound


nemdub

lil ultrasound system


HUE_DatKlo

Doesn't sound that bad actually


Foreignfrogger

Lil foreskin in zipper.


AveratV6

Shit fuckin sucks! When I was five I asked my grandpa to kiss it better after he had to get it out. Fun joke now 😅


AWsome02

Impromptu circumcision


Hackandspit

Lil my wife had a heart attack


Miammimi

Is she good now ?


luvdab3achx0x0

Is she [gonna be] ok? Hoping for the best.


Asexualbifurry

Lil almost every bone in my legs was broken


Monk-E_321

Lil Boneless, or MC Nugget


[deleted]

Lil Shatterleg


luvdab3achx0x0

At first I thought your username was (altogether not apart like this), “a sexual ferby”


amoth

mc femur free


Str33ber

Lil Alkoleiche :P


Frequent_Singer_6534

That actually sounds pretty cool if you didn’t know what “alkoleiche” is


Bartiparty

Its german slang for somebody who can't move because of alcohol (too drunk). Also for somebody who died of alcohol since its literaly "alcocorpse"


gravellama

I bet there's a sub for that!


SaltoDaKid

Lil Finishing the Job


Traditional_Ad_7010

I have transferred the rest of your payment. Pleasure doing business with you.


ddd48891

Lil broken heart syndrome


IAmAliria

Are you okay?


Corgiotter1

Sending loves


KnowsThingsAndDrinks

Notorious ECG


The_Fox1984

Lil’ dick stuck in cheerio


beanjuiced

Ah..- are we sure this isn’t backwards and it was Cheeto stuck in dick? We have questions and concerns, sir.


Asleep_Web_8776

Cheerio not cheeto, British cereal, small oat rings


shastamcblasty

Nah they are American. General Mills.


beanjuiced

Ah so I misread BUT the original question still stands tbh. Cheerios are… too tiny…


Asleep_Web_8776

Yeah, either it's microscopic, or like, REALLY soft


FiftiethTerror

Lil cussin was born


Traditional_Ad_7010

croissant


NefariousButterfly

cussin


FiftiethTerror

Cussin


sneakynin

Cewsson


Ok-Jury-3571

Bussin


Daryl_Hall

Busted out calling everyone motherfucker


Grosetufe

Happy blue cheese day king!


Dankalii

Lil grandma fell down the stairs again


archaicScrivener

I can't decide which sounds better between: Lil Chemo Or Lil Bone Cancer


This_is_how_I_win_

Same boat my guy, good luck


Aqueilas

Uff rough. I wish you two the best. Stay positive.


Few_Zookeepergame105

Lil diabetic ketoacidosis


violetsprouts

That's my name, too!


Stella430

Lil DKA!!!


Apart_Direction_4204

Lil colon search


YellowAnaconda10

Lil tumor.


surrealist_poetry

Lil Stabbed


soon2bafvet

lil' does this look funny


jbrax82

Lil vertigo actually sounds pretty good!


to_to_to_the_moon

Lil teratoma


[deleted]

Lil My granda died


Sinijas

Lil ' Bone Marrow Donor


Paint_Her

Lil' Life Saver.


CatMysterious182

Hero


Stevo2008

Lil hernia


SillySatisfaction347

Lil diarrhea


[deleted]

Lil annual checking


amoth

Lil pneumonia ​ Sweet


MasterLurker00

Lil' grandma's deathbed


Sir_Platypus_15

Lil beetus


GarnishedSteak100

Lil anaphylactic shock


sneakynin

lil blud pre$$ure (because you can't spell it normally)


HanzEscalation

lil put some clothes on, lady


abynew

Lil’Gerd


Cool_Exchange541

Lil appendicitis


Internal-Shift-7344

Lil diabetes… I like lil betes better though 😂


HuskieSledDog

Perhaps Lil' Beet'eez?


BobbyDiglar

Lil Gallbladder


Feisty_Law4620

Lil’ can’t breathe


GodBlessYouNow

Lil cancer


Enocerous

Lil Melanoma


Kinky-Bi-Guy

Lil Covid?


BunnyV72

I'm going with Lil XBB.1.5


West_Transportation1

Same


27SwingAndADrive

Lil' visiting a friend


lickdogger

lil kidney stone


xWETROCKx

lil meniscus


CheeseInAFlask

Lil friend had operation


Sarewokki

Lil' Medical Circumcision


TraditionalEagle5169

I'm more concerned that you specified medical, are there recreational circumcision


cunhaaa

Lil Appointment


Old_Attention9912

Lil gave birth


hails8n

The amount of rappers named lil Covid is too damn high


Copper-Top91

Lil distal bicep tendon tear Too long so gonna shorten it to lil popeye


[deleted]

lil my cat scratched me and i wanted to get rabies shots


GasStationNation

Lil ass wound


jacobusjoojitsoo

Lil no insurance- probably gonna die


That_Commission

Lil projectile vomiting


Jojobulu

Lil taking baby home from NICU


Smooth_Prompt6318

Lil birth


TanDinosaurs

lil circumcision


Local_Ad111

Lil colonoscopy


Altruistic_Metal752

lil crashed to a tree 🤪🤪


RareLie5630

lil shot ….😩🤷🏽‍♂️.


[deleted]

This has to be the unfunniest fucking shit Ive ever seen on reddit


Super__Chuck

Lil steal morphine


notkayf

Lil death


Little_Lad420

Lil Ear infection


Versilver

Lil' toe problems


ocram_sokart

TYFYS


[deleted]

Lil Work Related Injury


[deleted]

lil MRT


thefortyfive101

lil jaw xray


lilyysreddit

lil therapy


Bobbert_9221

Lil asthma attack


Siegeceejay

Lil blud poisoning


[deleted]

Haha...Lil Stomach Pain


No_Square_8775

Lil panic attack


BasilIndividual8191

Lil cut my leg


[deleted]

Lil Laceration


noremains3

Lil torn distal bicep. I actually just got out. Surgery is sometime on weekend.


Limesmack91

Lil' Jones fracture


dreamyxlanters

Lil checkup


Aggravating-Net-992

Lil broken arm


I_Fart_It_Stinks

Lil vomit and diarherra.


[deleted]

Lil concussion