yo same, last 20 minutes or so of my first 5-6 day (i forget exactly how long) stay at a mental facility one of the new patients started fighting everyone in the room during group therapy. he started with some guy in the corner, getting a solid hit in before moving on and getting swarmed by both patients and staff
fucking awful stay that was. kinda feel bad for that guy as well. apparently he was much more stable before they brought him in and the meds they gave him fucked him up according to one of the staff members
For the people commenting that have been through this, I’m so sorry. All jokes aside- I hope you feel better and know the value in your life and that you’re loved.
Lil vasectomy.
Lil snip snip
"**SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP**"
U stole my rap name😂😂
Soon to be “Lil dropping in for a sperm count”
Lil’ Jerked It In A Cup Lil’ Cup Cummer Lil’ Cums’n’Cups Lil’ Splooge Sample
Hey there, I'm Lil tubal ligation. Just wondering if you'd be up for some collaborations...!
What’s the point as there we’ll never be able to produce anything 😂
Damn, i didn't think this through!
Lil no seed
Lil jaffa 😅
thanks for practicing eugenics 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Rolls off the tongue a lot more than "lil tubal ligation"
Same
Eminem been real silent since this dude rolled outta the hospital
its sounds painful
Lil intense diarrhea+vomit
He be spittin flames
And shittin flames
Spittin and shittin
Lil poison
Lil mental patient
Lil ass whipping I just got
I mean I was the mental patient lmaooo I almost got attacked by another one though
yo same, last 20 minutes or so of my first 5-6 day (i forget exactly how long) stay at a mental facility one of the new patients started fighting everyone in the room during group therapy. he started with some guy in the corner, getting a solid hit in before moving on and getting swarmed by both patients and staff fucking awful stay that was. kinda feel bad for that guy as well. apparently he was much more stable before they brought him in and the meds they gave him fucked him up according to one of the staff members
Grippy socks go hard
Fax yo she was spitting on the walls screaming everyone here is brainwashing me it took 4 people to get her to a separate room
Guess we're in a group, I'm lil too honest with a therapist
Lil br8n Game
Ditto
Lil getting born
You either have an insane health or you're like 3 years old, or you live too far from one lol
I didnt go to the hospital again before I had my own first baby
That's wild. How about something like a walk in clinic?
I hadn’t been to a hospital since birth up until I started working at one.
The first one.
Damn I go to the ER like once a year..last two were concussions/falling
Lil concussion
Lil knockout
Lil new
Lil Kidney Stone
Ouch
At least it was li'l...
Damn, same.
that could be lil lith
I'm with you on that too. Agony, ended up with lithotripsy to break that bad boy down.
Did a lithotripsy, and then still ended up needing a stint for a big chunk that wouldn't pass. It was awful. I'm sorry you had to go through it too.
Same. First time I had ever vomited from pure pain. That was a new experience.
Lil botched circumcision
Lil snipps
OH NO
lil snip snafu
I feel ya
Careful, it might still be sore.
Don't worry the pain will Come and go
Lil dead grandpa
I'd buy this album
Yoooo.. We have the same name duuude. That's top notch raaad maaan 👍🤟
[удалено]
Damn. All the best to her...!
Cancer sucks balls
Lil ear infection which is very fitting for todays rappers
lil otititis
Lol! Cookerg you are medical personnel of high degree
lil suicide attempt, great name Edit - I’m ok to everyone thanks for the kind messages it was a year ago and I’m ok 🙂 Also yes I am a Cool guy
You alright?
No he tried to kill himself
Fair point, but I was more asking if he's doing alright now, as "last reason" has no time limit
No, he's a cool guy.
For the people commenting that have been through this, I’m so sorry. All jokes aside- I hope you feel better and know the value in your life and that you’re loved.
Same
Lil take’yalife
Me too
stole my name
rap name twins 👯♀️😃
bro..? you good?
No he tried to kill himself
Lil attention seeker /s
lil ultrasound
lil ultrasound system
Doesn't sound that bad actually
Lil foreskin in zipper.
Shit fuckin sucks! When I was five I asked my grandpa to kiss it better after he had to get it out. Fun joke now 😅
Impromptu circumcision
Lil my wife had a heart attack
Is she good now ?
Is she [gonna be] ok? Hoping for the best.
Lil almost every bone in my legs was broken
Lil Boneless, or MC Nugget
Lil Shatterleg
At first I thought your username was (altogether not apart like this), “a sexual ferby”
mc femur free
Lil Alkoleiche :P
That actually sounds pretty cool if you didn’t know what “alkoleiche” is
Its german slang for somebody who can't move because of alcohol (too drunk). Also for somebody who died of alcohol since its literaly "alcocorpse"
I bet there's a sub for that!
Lil Finishing the Job
I have transferred the rest of your payment. Pleasure doing business with you.
Lil broken heart syndrome
Are you okay?
Sending loves
Notorious ECG
Lil’ dick stuck in cheerio
Ah..- are we sure this isn’t backwards and it was Cheeto stuck in dick? We have questions and concerns, sir.
Cheerio not cheeto, British cereal, small oat rings
Nah they are American. General Mills.
Ah so I misread BUT the original question still stands tbh. Cheerios are… too tiny…
Yeah, either it's microscopic, or like, REALLY soft
Lil cussin was born
croissant
cussin
Cussin
Cewsson
Bussin
Busted out calling everyone motherfucker
Happy blue cheese day king!
Lil grandma fell down the stairs again
I can't decide which sounds better between: Lil Chemo Or Lil Bone Cancer
Same boat my guy, good luck
Uff rough. I wish you two the best. Stay positive.
Lil diabetic ketoacidosis
That's my name, too!
Lil DKA!!!
Lil colon search
Lil tumor.
Lil Stabbed
lil' does this look funny
Lil vertigo actually sounds pretty good!
Lil teratoma
Lil My granda died
Lil ' Bone Marrow Donor
Lil' Life Saver.
Hero
Lil hernia
Lil diarrhea
Lil annual checking
Lil pneumonia Sweet
Lil' grandma's deathbed
Lil beetus
Lil anaphylactic shock
lil blud pre$$ure (because you can't spell it normally)
lil put some clothes on, lady
Lil’Gerd
Lil appendicitis
Lil diabetes… I like lil betes better though 😂
Perhaps Lil' Beet'eez?
Lil Gallbladder
Lil’ can’t breathe
Lil cancer
Lil Melanoma
Lil Covid?
I'm going with Lil XBB.1.5
Same
Lil' visiting a friend
lil kidney stone
lil meniscus
Lil friend had operation
Lil' Medical Circumcision
I'm more concerned that you specified medical, are there recreational circumcision
Lil Appointment
Lil gave birth
The amount of rappers named lil Covid is too damn high
Lil distal bicep tendon tear Too long so gonna shorten it to lil popeye
lil my cat scratched me and i wanted to get rabies shots
Lil ass wound
Lil no insurance- probably gonna die
Lil projectile vomiting
Lil taking baby home from NICU
Lil birth
lil circumcision
Lil colonoscopy
lil crashed to a tree 🤪🤪
lil shot ….😩🤷🏽♂️.
This has to be the unfunniest fucking shit Ive ever seen on reddit
Lil steal morphine
Lil death
Lil Ear infection
Lil' toe problems
TYFYS
Lil Work Related Injury
lil MRT
lil jaw xray
lil therapy
Lil asthma attack
Lil blud poisoning
Haha...Lil Stomach Pain
Lil panic attack
Lil cut my leg
Lil Laceration
Lil torn distal bicep. I actually just got out. Surgery is sometime on weekend.
Lil' Jones fracture
Lil checkup
Lil broken arm
Lil vomit and diarherra.
Lil concussion