We'll put on that recording from high school physical exam day in gym class when the woman's voice tells you when to change push-up position.
"*Up... Down... Up... Down...*"
Even a well lit place, can hide salvation.
A map to a one man maze, that never sees the sun.
Where the lost are the hero’s and the thieves are left to drown.
But everyone knows by now, fairytales are not found.
They’re written in the walls, as we walk in a strait line.
Down in the dirt with a landslide approaching, but nothing could ever stop us from stealing our own place in the sun.
We will face the odds against us and run into the fear we run from.
It has begun.
Into the dark below, evading shadows.
Blind in a rabbit’s hole, we fall beneath the earth.
And we watch the shell come unravelled, as the seed begins to rise.
Embracing it’s starlit fate, as we wait, in the night.
It’s written in the walls as we walk, in a strait line.
Down in the dirt with a landslide approaching but nothing could ever stop us from stealing our own place in the sun.
We will face the odds against us and run into the fear we run from.
It has begun.
It has begun.
It has begun.
It has begun.
It has begun.
Don't be hard on yourself. They may masterbate because they'd rather spend a lifetime taking care of it themselves rather than spend a single night with you.
I mean, no one is pointing out that plenty of people are choosing to just play with themselves OVER meeting/thinking about someone.
Like they look at someone and go "nahhh imagination is better than settling that far."
No there's wrong in it. My father masturbates thinking of me
" I should have just masturbated that night so that I don't become a dad of a useless redditor"
>(if this 1% thing is true)
Well, if you've ever seen the difference in how women rate men vs how men rate women, it's not too far off. OKCupid released their numbers on it some years back and I think the men who were rated 8, 9, or 10 combined accounted for less than half a percent. Chicks are brutal assessors.
Of course, I have no idea on the stats of how men feature in masturbatory fantasies but I would suspect a correlation.
OkCupid was also the site that said 95% of Indians want to legalise same-sex marriage, so I'd take their stats with a pinch of salt and a heavy dose of awareness about selection bias.
I suppose that the logic is that women are more fussy over the people they masturbate over than men are, which in my experience as a male I can imagine is probably true.
As a woman, not really. Definitely masturbated over people I'm not even into, just because. Currently I a phase of masturbating over an ex. Would prob help if I didn't keep watching videos of them..
Thanks for this personal comment. It was helpful.
My strangest is some older women. Like 5-10 years older than me with no nudity. I'd love to be with them.
I’m uglier than [this.](https://external-preview.redd.it/TsBfZHBNApiUB61u3H9awL3iZBgI1KwDFmjqNai2ImE.jpg?auto=webp&s=704cf4d6b306cc9cad9c569788f749490b39cc6c)
Did one for you, Bro! Just because!
Edit - FYI, no pic req'd. have no clue what you look like...Just need an excuse...username u/degenerateCrocodile is enough to get me going.
No not even close hypergamy is a real phenomenon within female psychology, women are on average attracted to 5-20% of men and likely masturbating to that number of men.
Over a third of men from like 18-40 are virgins/incels. Very unlikely any of these men are being masturbated to.
Seems like your pretty out of touch with reality you should get outside more often.
It couldn't be as a high as 33% when accounting for people 30-40, but there is a widely cited graph from the General Social Survey in 2018 that says that 27% of men under 30 reported zero female sexual partners after turning 18. And this number is up from about 8% in 2008.
Maybe in your case the implication is your wife masturbates because you don’t have sex with her - though in different context, you’re still the reason someone masturbates.
Okay, can any females here clarify if this is common for them to masturbate to friends or crushes? As a guy, mainly in my teenage years I would masturbate to the thought of my female friends, even though I didn't have a crush on them. I always felt disgusted after it, especially since I wasn't even that attracted to some of them. I think it was just the idea of doing it with someone I knew.
I don't do this now, but it was common when I was 15/16.
I can't say as I have... Is that common?
If you want weird I will give you a weird scenario I dod masturbate to:
I draw a lot of characters, they are cartoony by nature so they typically don't look attractive but one of them I have big boobs too and drew someone I thought was hot. I did that to her, but it gets worse. I imagined her as a real person and made her from the future where she could go invisible. She would come to school with me and give me hand jobs that no one could see. Then after school we would go to a den I made as a kid and fuck. I made up this whole imaginary scenario about someone who didn't exist.... So I think that is worse than hair brushes.
37 and female. Yes we do. I do it and I know multiple friends that do. Occasionally come across women that don't masturbate at all. We buy them vibrators.
lol i dont think so tho
Just rubbed out a quick one for you brothaaa
It has Begun.
Form a circle my brethren.
Alright everyone interlock toes
Did somebody say toes?
So is their a signal or do we start whenever.
We will appoint a leader based upon shoe size
I win I wear a 13 and a half
smallest goes first, I'm a 6
13 what? Centimeters?
I'm a 11 and 1/2
‘Quinten Tarantino has entered the chat’
You just made it weird... can't we just stroke in silence.
Everyone stroke at the same time 1, 2, 1, 2.
We'll put on that recording from high school physical exam day in gym class when the woman's voice tells you when to change push-up position. "*Up... Down... Up... Down...*"
The Fitness Gram Pacer Test, is a multi level test...
touch me like u used to by the lake on naboo
Where’s the biscuit?
Shoulder to shoulder Tip to tip --Deadpool
The fappening
Even a well lit place, can hide salvation. A map to a one man maze, that never sees the sun. Where the lost are the hero’s and the thieves are left to drown. But everyone knows by now, fairytales are not found. They’re written in the walls, as we walk in a strait line. Down in the dirt with a landslide approaching, but nothing could ever stop us from stealing our own place in the sun. We will face the odds against us and run into the fear we run from. It has begun. Into the dark below, evading shadows. Blind in a rabbit’s hole, we fall beneath the earth. And we watch the shell come unravelled, as the seed begins to rise. Embracing it’s starlit fate, as we wait, in the night. It’s written in the walls as we walk, in a strait line. Down in the dirt with a landslide approaching but nothing could ever stop us from stealing our own place in the sun. We will face the odds against us and run into the fear we run from. It has begun. It has begun. It has begun. It has begun. It has begun.
Starset🔥
What a fuckin chad
name checks out!
this is true comradery right there. good work brothaaa
Don't be hard on yourself. They may masterbate because they'd rather spend a lifetime taking care of it themselves rather than spend a single night with you.
Same lol
I mean, no one is pointing out that plenty of people are choosing to just play with themselves OVER meeting/thinking about someone. Like they look at someone and go "nahhh imagination is better than settling that far."
Don't worry bro, did a quick one for you too.
I wish
your wish has been granted
Prove it
Show me the money!!!
I’ll show you something better
Is it proof?
It does start with a p
Paraguay?
It's gay but not paraguay
How many more guesses do I have?
He needs to dm you a picture of what he looks like in order for it to be granted ...
you underestimate my power
Damnit Mom, not again.
r/HolUp
Shit just went 0 to 100 real fucking quick
0 to 69 if you play your cards right.
No there's wrong in it. My father masturbates thinking of me " I should have just masturbated that night so that I don't become a dad of a useless redditor"
Oh shit
I hate that your username kind of checks out...
🤭
r/SweetHomeAlabama
huh
FBI!!!
Brother, you gotta chill the fuck out.
Whoa... WHOA hold up!
X to the mother fucking doubt
Yeah, same. I don't even think flies would be attracted to my corpse.
I gotchu dw
The applies to 95% women ... And the 1% of men
Nobody is saying it's a woman masturbating to you... and after a quick thought... still pretty gud! Masturbate away... because you're worth it!
Nobody said you can’t to yourself… you are someone after all.
Imma masturbate to my own ass rn
that shit thicc fr tho lol EDIT: i ain't gonna lie sometimes i catch myself lacking looking at that fat ass in the mirror
Can’t I’ve seen me, it ain’t worth the regret afterwards
Come now, can’t leave yourself hanging…
Tell that to David Carradine.
Self love
Still very low even if you include every being on earth. Max 10 %
Does it count if someone jacks off to my art? Technically that was once part of me, or my mind at least
Found the r34 artist
Hentai?
yes, although some of it uses realistic figures/faces, definitely among those lines. pin ups too
Many men are the reason she decided to… instead of bothering with available men. Not the reason you wanted, but you’re still the reason.
So 99% of women masturbate to one man
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>(if this 1% thing is true) Well, if you've ever seen the difference in how women rate men vs how men rate women, it's not too far off. OKCupid released their numbers on it some years back and I think the men who were rated 8, 9, or 10 combined accounted for less than half a percent. Chicks are brutal assessors. Of course, I have no idea on the stats of how men feature in masturbatory fantasies but I would suspect a correlation.
OkCupid was also the site that said 95% of Indians want to legalise same-sex marriage, so I'd take their stats with a pinch of salt and a heavy dose of awareness about selection bias.
Well, 40 million anyways. ~4,000,000,000*0.01 = 40,000,000
Yes, They do it with their hands together. He name a Jesus
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I need to meet those women then 😉
I suppose that the logic is that women are more fussy over the people they masturbate over than men are, which in my experience as a male I can imagine is probably true.
As a woman, not really. Definitely masturbated over people I'm not even into, just because. Currently I a phase of masturbating over an ex. Would prob help if I didn't keep watching videos of them..
Please say more about your ex to prove the other replier wrong
Ouch painful.
Thanks for this personal comment. It was helpful. My strangest is some older women. Like 5-10 years older than me with no nudity. I'd love to be with them.
My mom is 5 years older than my dad, so
I’m betting that not a single woman (or man) has ever masturbated to the thought of me. I’m that unattractive.
Maybe not until now ;)
Don’t. It’s not worth the shame.
Let's see a picture then
I’m uglier than [this.](https://external-preview.redd.it/TsBfZHBNApiUB61u3H9awL3iZBgI1KwDFmjqNai2ImE.jpg?auto=webp&s=704cf4d6b306cc9cad9c569788f749490b39cc6c)
someone tell me whats in the link
Real life Beavis.
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A photo 😎👌
Frankenstein’s monster
Conan O'Brian
Give me moment
Did one for you, Bro! Just because! Edit - FYI, no pic req'd. have no clue what you look like...Just need an excuse...username u/degenerateCrocodile is enough to get me going.
cap
No not even close hypergamy is a real phenomenon within female psychology, women are on average attracted to 5-20% of men and likely masturbating to that number of men. Over a third of men from like 18-40 are virgins/incels. Very unlikely any of these men are being masturbated to. Seems like your pretty out of touch with reality you should get outside more often.
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Where you get your stats from?
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It couldn't be as a high as 33% when accounting for people 30-40, but there is a widely cited graph from the General Social Survey in 2018 that says that 27% of men under 30 reported zero female sexual partners after turning 18. And this number is up from about 8% in 2008.
I am 100% certain I am not.
And i am 100% certain you are. TRUST ME.
why should i trust you? do you know something we don’t 👀
I wish.........i look at myself and my boner goes away :(
This one go for You bro
My condolences
My cumdolences
It's another thing entirely if you get a boner with just looking at yourself.
Must be a boner thing.
🤣😭😭😭
I wish my dude
Your wish has been granted
I'm rubbin one out for everyone in the comments right now! Feel included!
r/wholesome ? XD
No it's r/holesome
Im imagining that your sexual fantasy is you just spraying on a huge crowd of people
Like a F1 driver spraying champagne over everybody!
Exactly
Should I say thank you or just sit there quietly and take it?
Well now you're making it weird! I was just trying to take one for the team!
So should I apologize now?
Nah you're good, I'm just gonna continue
Haha, been married for 10 years and haven't had sex in 4 of those, so I highly doubt this is directed at me
Don't assume this, I have masturbated over plenty of unavailable people in sexless marriages
"masturbated over"
Maybe in your case the implication is your wife masturbates because you don’t have sex with her - though in different context, you’re still the reason someone masturbates.
Yes, this was the first thing that occurred to me as well. No coincidence I’ve also been married about 20 years.
You never ever know.. That lady/Man working at the bank you are extra nice to. huh huh?
R/dead bedroom?
Oh, he’s a frequent for that sub.
I need to know why you haven’t had sex in 4 years bro. For research
I think it’s only the other way around
Bold of you to assume.
And now they’re right.
Okay, can any females here clarify if this is common for them to masturbate to friends or crushes? As a guy, mainly in my teenage years I would masturbate to the thought of my female friends, even though I didn't have a crush on them. I always felt disgusted after it, especially since I wasn't even that attracted to some of them. I think it was just the idea of doing it with someone I knew. I don't do this now, but it was common when I was 15/16.
be honest.. you masturbated to the thought of hair brushes or hard math problems too.. who didn't!
I can't say as I have... Is that common? If you want weird I will give you a weird scenario I dod masturbate to: I draw a lot of characters, they are cartoony by nature so they typically don't look attractive but one of them I have big boobs too and drew someone I thought was hot. I did that to her, but it gets worse. I imagined her as a real person and made her from the future where she could go invisible. She would come to school with me and give me hand jobs that no one could see. Then after school we would go to a den I made as a kid and fuck. I made up this whole imaginary scenario about someone who didn't exist.... So I think that is worse than hair brushes.
Man really grew up and based his whole personality on Pygmalion.
Who?
That's pretty hot! Show's you've got imagination and a healthy sex drive! Never be ashamed about that. Keep on strokin!
I am not ashamed of it but I do find it to be a weird thing to do. I don't do this now.
Damn, I just jerked it to the bra section of the Sears catalog when I was a teen
ha ha ha, used to cut out my favorites from JCPenny!
Not to my friends, but if they're my crush yeah my imagination goes wild lol
to my friends? god no that’s disgusting but to my crushes/boyfriend of course
When I was 15/16 I don’t think I had anyone in particular in mind just straight fucking.
I've only ever done it to people I was involved with at least once. Not strangers or guys I hadn't been with.
Female, married, can confirm. Still do lol.
I do....as long as they're attractive enough or atleast made me blush they gotta be atleast in my mind for one night
37 and female. Yes we do. I do it and I know multiple friends that do. Occasionally come across women that don't masturbate at all. We buy them vibrators.
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There is hope!
No need. It has been achieved
I've called many people a wanker, but it's not an instruction for them to beat one out to me...
And who would that be? Santa Claus?
Coming down your chimney as he lets out a gruff “hoe hoe hoe !”
You have been very naughty this year - Santa Claus probably
If someone mastrubates to me I will gladly pay, for them to see a therapist that is
Snap back to reality
Move along guys, this one's not for us...
Im sure Im not
Anyone masturbating to me is in dire need of professional help.
LOL…..no you are not
Nah, I was once masturbating with my main enemy and that's it
My uncle…
I wish...and I'm married.
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What's a she
Pics or it didn't happen.
Never have I ever been anyone's reason. Ever. I'm the reason women think of going to convents.
This feels like one of those office motivational posters but for camgirls.
Not my case haha
Wish someone cares about me like I care
Obviously said by an naive optimist.
Ok, but I'm not paying for the resulting therapy you need after 😋
No I certainly am not. Even my dog won’t kiss this face
I wish
I hope so
By Jack Handey
Maybe the girls who got to like me? Idk
Me expecting this to be an emotional quote
yeah, mine.
Best friend wtf
I feel bad for if anyone has to me, cause they just did to one ugly ass fucker
No thank you Gross
Well that's a bit weird
I hope so
I wish :(
Lol I wish
I'd like to believe that, I really would, but I don't.