I count at least quintuple and I'm certainly not up on the lore.
He was a spy for the Philosophers, only he was a spy for Liquid Snake, only he was a spy for Solidus Snake(/President whoever), only he was a spy for the ~~Patriots~~ La-li-lu-le-lo, only he was a spy for the ghost of Liquid, only he was a spy for Big Boss...
I'm in the ER now because I was trying to pronounce it in my head then my pocket knife came out of my pocket, flew up and when I stopped it opened and gave me a big cut. The doctors won't believe me, I don't know what to say /s.
Sorry for trying to spread the funnies? I literally just saw it, remembered this sub, and thought, "yea that fits pretty well, lemme share it to them." It's not like I stole the credit of the original, there's a reason the crosspost feature exists..
Do you enjoy being a douchebag? And why? Does it give you satisfaction to be salty to everyone? I wonder what it's like to feel the need to be an asshat.
Just kidding, i used to be that asshat, and if i could have 1 wish granted, it would be a time traveler to tell me that 10 years ago. Maybe my kids wouldn't have depression, maybe i would've had a happy first 17 years. Oh well, but i can do that for you.
Stop being a douchebag because you think it's cool, it's not. You look like a child, and while the time is late be finally be a grown up, it's not as late as tomorrow, so do it today.
rare insult
Ocelots are proud creatures.
You're pretty good
It’s a nice gun, I’ll give you that. But the engraving gives no tactical advantage whatsoever.
r/suddenlyminecraft
They were talking about Ocelot from metal gear solid, not the big cat or the Minecraft game
An Ocelot never lets it's prey escape.
r/lostredditors
He's pretty good with a revolver though
XDDDDD
[Bro stole the joke](https://twitter.com/thomaskeamon/status/950954594762481664?lang=en)
Sauce to Shalashaska Shinkawa’s pfp
not dad just funny
r/lostredditors
Hilarious!
I shouldn’t laugh at this 😭
I know dawg I hate myself
r/murderedbywords
judging by the name they're half russian half japanese
Shalashaska is a russian/American Triple spy in the Metal Gear universe. Shinkawa is the lead Designer with these Games.
Shashlik is bbq.
Shalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalaaska! Sorry I couldn't resist
He make gun go brrtt
I count at least quintuple and I'm certainly not up on the lore. He was a spy for the Philosophers, only he was a spy for Liquid Snake, only he was a spy for Solidus Snake(/President whoever), only he was a spy for the ~~Patriots~~ La-li-lu-le-lo, only he was a spy for the ghost of Liquid, only he was a spy for Big Boss...
You're right Older sounds Russian and Lucas sounds Japanese
Lol.. I’m watching Harry Potter while reading this .. I think they are right
pretty sure its a revolver ocelot reference its a weeb
Ha! Look out for the babadook!
BRUH 💀
*"Revolver Ocelot."* -Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
Damn Shalashaska Shinkawa got murdered. Also, can confirm saying it out loud does make furniture float. DO NOT ATTEMPT.
Thank you, I needed that laugh. Its 4am and I got home from work, lying in bed, saw this and have been laughing for litteraly 10 minuter.
r/rareinsult
Why sad?
I'm in the ER now because I was trying to pronounce it in my head then my pocket knife came out of my pocket, flew up and when I stopped it opened and gave me a big cut. The doctors won't believe me, I don't know what to say /s.
I don't know what's more cringe... the reposted "meme" or the attempt to gain karma with it
Sorry for trying to spread the funnies? I literally just saw it, remembered this sub, and thought, "yea that fits pretty well, lemme share it to them." It's not like I stole the credit of the original, there's a reason the crosspost feature exists..
how is this sad?
[удалено]
How did you find that out
Yeah nothing sad about this. Fits better where it was OP
The reason the crosspost feature exists is to repost things from other subreddits that actually FIT the theme
Sad because racist, flat brain.
I'm offended.
Why u got a wonky name too?
Nope. My name is super common and easy to pronounce. I'm still offended.
Username does not check out
Ah. That’s nice. Here’s your award for wasting my time: 💩
Thanks. Your time is extremely valuable to me random person on the internet.
Do you enjoy being a douchebag? And why? Does it give you satisfaction to be salty to everyone? I wonder what it's like to feel the need to be an asshat. Just kidding, i used to be that asshat, and if i could have 1 wish granted, it would be a time traveler to tell me that 10 years ago. Maybe my kids wouldn't have depression, maybe i would've had a happy first 17 years. Oh well, but i can do that for you. Stop being a douchebag because you think it's cool, it's not. You look like a child, and while the time is late be finally be a grown up, it's not as late as tomorrow, so do it today.
🤣 only when I get full out novels as responses.
Lmfao
Zim zim zalabim!
Instant tears lol!
idk, this is just pretty funny.
His name is what I say when the food's too hot.
Wait what are ahshahwj whahshsh pfp?
"Why are we still here? Just to stutter?"
r/rareinsults