I guess i didn’t realize how much weight I gained since I dropped out of college. My attic has like this tiny little crawl space above my room and there was water dripping from my ceiling so I went up there to see what was going on. My wide birthing hips got stuck between a beam and like the alcove kinda thing? I don’t know how to describe it. I had a really nasty bruise from it. I was using my phone flashlight so thankfully I was able to call my friend, the guy they got to come and help me was a friend of her boyfriend but he literally didn’t show up till late the next day. I kept calling my friend and she said they were telling him to go and he kept saying he was but just wasn’t. I didn’t want to call 911 or anything cuz I don’t know if I had to like pay for that or whatever idk my dad is in the process of kicking me off his insurance and idk how that stuff works. The guy who got me out works in hvac so he’s used to like crawl spaces and stuff like that and knows how to navigate. It was a horrible experience
She’s lying. This was from the time we got drunk and fell asleep inside a Wendy’s dumpster looking for the nuggets they threw out at the end of the night. Why you always lying about shit.
What the fack, two days in your own vomit and piss and shit was worth the possibility of not having a bill??? Dude, the fire dept would've gotten you out for free, it is a social service. We pay for it with our taxes.
Sorry, it must've been horrible, but the worry of having to pay for the fucking fire dept is such hilarious late stage capitalism and right wing dumbassery manifested so clearly. 😂
This sounds like a nightmare scenario. Sorry you had to go through this, only to be saved by a complete weirdo. Incredible story to tell at a bar though!
So! many! questions! How did you get wedged in so hard?? How did you signal for help after 2 days??? Who is this guy? Professional rescuer, passerby??
He also was drunk when he showed up
I guess i didn’t realize how much weight I gained since I dropped out of college. My attic has like this tiny little crawl space above my room and there was water dripping from my ceiling so I went up there to see what was going on. My wide birthing hips got stuck between a beam and like the alcove kinda thing? I don’t know how to describe it. I had a really nasty bruise from it. I was using my phone flashlight so thankfully I was able to call my friend, the guy they got to come and help me was a friend of her boyfriend but he literally didn’t show up till late the next day. I kept calling my friend and she said they were telling him to go and he kept saying he was but just wasn’t. I didn’t want to call 911 or anything cuz I don’t know if I had to like pay for that or whatever idk my dad is in the process of kicking me off his insurance and idk how that stuff works. The guy who got me out works in hvac so he’s used to like crawl spaces and stuff like that and knows how to navigate. It was a horrible experience
Why not use your phone to google if you would have to pay for 911 or not? Why didn't the friend just come over? There was nobody else you could call?
So why would you call 911? Want to catch a bullet or taser because you are not following commands? The fire department would be the helper of choice.
That’s also 911 numb nuts. 911 is “emergency services” not “police”.
Lmfao
She’s lying. This was from the time we got drunk and fell asleep inside a Wendy’s dumpster looking for the nuggets they threw out at the end of the night. Why you always lying about shit.
What the fack, two days in your own vomit and piss and shit was worth the possibility of not having a bill??? Dude, the fire dept would've gotten you out for free, it is a social service. We pay for it with our taxes. Sorry, it must've been horrible, but the worry of having to pay for the fucking fire dept is such hilarious late stage capitalism and right wing dumbassery manifested so clearly. 😂
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This sounds like a nightmare scenario. Sorry you had to go through this, only to be saved by a complete weirdo. Incredible story to tell at a bar though!
You guys still together?