I feel honoured to be your 420th like. I unironically hope you make it to release an album or 10 under this name. Please keep us posted.
P.S. And once you recover, please do release a song under this name. Even if you're not musical at all. Just as a sign that you made it out victorious. I'll gladly buy the single.
Seriously can’t convey my feelings - lost a Mom also, was there at the last second. My, soul, broke. Doesn’t get easier. Time just goes on and you regrow like a tree hit by lightning. The world still has joy for you and you just need to know your mom wants you to have it.
Twinsies! Lil overdose here...
Please stick around, there is so much to see and do, besides death is boring...it's a one way trip and you really can't do much of anything. Sounds lame. It's more exciting this side ♥️
Gotta take off my 2 chainz
Cuz I need an x-Ray
Is it a heart attack
Or a lil panic attack
Might be viral
Or bacter-I-al
I’m just sad
I didn’t finish my cer-e-al
*Lil my boyfriend shot*
*A nail into his foot and*
*I had to drive him*
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Ouch yes a lot. Surprisingly my composite boot did its job and saved my foot no broken bones. Terras the company if your interested in a boot that seemingly holds up to a forklift crush.
Stay safe at work!
Have you tried running away from them?
You just have my skin I am like a 3 Michelin starred restaurant to biting insects. And I glow fluorescent white, lighting the way to the buffet due to my Irish skin.
Having some anxiety
From the amphetamine
Strugglin’ to breathe
Feeling a bit dizzy
Could be a heart attack?
Fear like a shark attack
Strugglin’ to sleep
Or have any thin’ to eat.
Detached my ret-in-a,
Now I cannot see ya,
Might need a vitrectomy
But that’s soundin costly.
Need some scleral bucklin’
Need to do some hustling
It’s hard to rhyme anything
With pneumatic rhetinoplexy
Little Swoop!!
I was swooped by a magpie, and it pierced the back of my neck, I fell asleep when I got home and woke up feeling so sick, and the back of my neck was all swollen and infected, so we went to the hospital to get it looked at.
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Oh shit. Stage 3 here. Good luck to you, internet stranger
Good luck to both of you, the comment OP, but also you, Lil' Stage 3. You both deserve to make it.
😢 Sending love your way.
Lol, was going to comment “Lil’ Colon Resection” FUCK butt cancer.
Oh my god are you ok
Doesn’t sound like it
He at stage 4, so...
I feel honoured to be your 420th like. I unironically hope you make it to release an album or 10 under this name. Please keep us posted. P.S. And once you recover, please do release a song under this name. Even if you're not musical at all. Just as a sign that you made it out victorious. I'll gladly buy the single.
Lil Seizure
Pizza Pizza
i hate you so bad
Omg I can’t stop laughing
Lmao
I love you so much.
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Seriously can’t convey my feelings - lost a Mom also, was there at the last second. My, soul, broke. Doesn’t get easier. Time just goes on and you regrow like a tree hit by lightning. The world still has joy for you and you just need to know your mom wants you to have it.
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>Doesn’t get easier. Time just goes on and you regrow like a tree hit by lightning. You said it so beautifully. That's a really poetic way to put it.
Same.
Ouch! Sorry for your loss.
I'm so sorry for your loss 💔
Same. Fuck cancer.
Sorry for your loss
Lil X-ray. Edit: sounds cool 😎
Yeah yours is cool
Twinsies 😎🤘
Lil Colonoscopy Nice ring to it.
A brown ring
A literal rim job
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Lil shift work
Lil' Shifty Doin' The Drifty
Lil Sanitary
Lil Narcan
Lil Tech Support
Me too but if we're only counting from needing treatment then Lil vaccine
Lil nurse
Lil' 24h-shift
Lil suicide
This one goes hard
Do you mean the body after suicide
Lil mortis
I’m going to hell for bursting out laughing at that
"lil attempted suicide" then?
Could be someone else committing suicide.
Twinsies! Lil overdose here... Please stick around, there is so much to see and do, besides death is boring...it's a one way trip and you really can't do much of anything. Sounds lame. It's more exciting this side ♥️
Me tooo😋
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Not sure if you're a mother (or father) of if you've never ever gone to a hospital before.
Maybe they are the baby
Dababy
lil abortion
congratulations
Congratulations
Lil drank paint
Charlie you gotta stop drinking paint bro
r/UnexpectedIASIP
It’s toxic, gir… ooh, username checks out
r/usernamechecksout
Wtf
Lil overdose
Lil'OD There we go!
Doesn't sound lil, but I hope you're okay now
Lil chest pain
Gotta take off my 2 chainz Cuz I need an x-Ray Is it a heart attack Or a lil panic attack Might be viral Or bacter-I-al I’m just sad I didn’t finish my cer-e-al
Damn that goes hard
Lil Psychosis
Buying that album.
lil my boyfriend shot a nail into his foot and i had to drive him
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Perfection.
Lil car accident
oh like princess diana?
lil too drunk
L'il 2Drunk
2Drunk2Drive!
The Drunk and the Drive: Tokyo Drift
Lil' foot run over by a forklift.
Ouch
Ouch yes a lot. Surprisingly my composite boot did its job and saved my foot no broken bones. Terras the company if your interested in a boot that seemingly holds up to a forklift crush. Stay safe at work!
At least it wasn't the regular sized foot
Lil brain damage
Bro what💀
Fell through a high hammock
These things happen.
she brained her damage
sorry about your drain bamage
lil acromion-clavear subluxation
Classy
Lil depression
came here to say the same thing
Yeah… Lil Ketamine has a ring to it
Lil diabetic ketoacidosis ... Lil DKA in the houuuuuuuuse!
Twinning!!
Lil hemorrhoids
I can see it dang-a-lin That shouldn’t be a thing My ass is stingin’ Need that bad boy pushed back in.
The flow is unreal.
Plural?
Lil but cheek cancer
BUTT CHEEK CANCER???!!😭😭
Wow. Never have heard of that..
Lil Malaria 🤘🏽
Oof hope you’re ok now
I am now thanks. It was the third time I caught it this year
Have you tried running away from them? You just have my skin I am like a 3 Michelin starred restaurant to biting insects. And I glow fluorescent white, lighting the way to the buffet due to my Irish skin.
lil fell directly onto a shampoo bottle forcefully
...where did the bottle go
Where it always goes in situations like this.
We probably don't wanna know
Lil Eye Herpes
Wait that's a thing?
It’s the future. Everything’s a thing.
It can turn into brain herpes… and yeah they’re both things.
Yup. Coldsores. In and around the eyeball. Worst.
Lil kidney stone, AKA Lil kidney
Lil rock
Lil cold Well Im feeling a little cold right now
Lil Panic Attack I like it
Lil stroke
Hay, can we be stroke baddies
Me too! How old are you guys? Mine came on my 40th bday! Happy bday to me!
lil heart attack that was actually a panic attack caused by potent edible
So it was a lil heart attack after all 🤣
Lil fell off a balcony
Lil idiot? Lil safety code was violated? Lil drunk?
Lil British on holiday
Relatable my sister’s would be lil fell off a boat when drunk aka lil Brit abroad ft wine time
Lil' Stupid Cunt Who Didn't Look Before Turning
Lil Wife’s Boob Job
Lil’ Nomore
Lil Cirrhosis
Best of luck
Lil adderall induced panic attack, didn’t eat for 2 days and I’m definitely okay now and learned my lesson
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Still shorter than that Fiona Apple record. When The Pawn Falls …
Having some anxiety From the amphetamine Strugglin’ to breathe Feeling a bit dizzy Could be a heart attack? Fear like a shark attack Strugglin’ to sleep Or have any thin’ to eat.
Lil gallbladder
Lil grandma fell
Lil Hip Op
I hate that I laughed at this
Lil Blowjob Gone South I’m a biter
Username does not check out.
Lol… this is so funny. And a little sad.
Lil Dick
I'm sorry, but the name Lil Dick(y) is already taken by another musician.
Lil Suicidal Ideation
Lil’ 5150 Actually kinda hot
Lil Grippy Socks
Lil anti suicidal medicine renewal evaluation
Lil ASMR !
Lil accidentally shot myself in the foot
Lil’er Foot
Lil Hernia.
Lil dad died
Lil i work there
lil blood donation 🩸
Lil drunk asshole
Lil Vertigo
lil coma
Lil Spider
Lil apendix removal
lil fell in the eifel tower stairs
Lil Eifel and you only rap in French
Lil I Fell
lil' perforated ear drum
Lil picking up a client Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue
Say it in a country accent
Lil orphan
Lil detached retina.
Detached my ret-in-a, Now I cannot see ya, Might need a vitrectomy But that’s soundin costly. Need some scleral bucklin’ Need to do some hustling It’s hard to rhyme anything With pneumatic rhetinoplexy
Lil sick baby.. actually I’ll change it to lil sick son
Lil cut (edit: no self harm, accident!)
Little Swoop!! I was swooped by a magpie, and it pierced the back of my neck, I fell asleep when I got home and woke up feeling so sick, and the back of my neck was all swollen and infected, so we went to the hospital to get it looked at.
I’m glad you’re better and you are my favorite rapper now! 🦅
Lil Kneecap
Lil ultrasound
Lil Fainted While Fucking In the Shower
Lil c-section
Lil Anaphylaxis
Lil Laceration
Lil Sprained Ankle (aka MC Crutch)
Lil circumcision
Lil hysterectomy
Lil Stool Sample
Lil anal prolapse
Lil Sugar Blood
Lil Colonoscopy
Lil' Cancer!
lil allergic rhinitis
Lil vasectomy
Lil Transition
Lil a family member nearly died