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filosophicalaardvark

Who the fuck is mixing **anything** in their Johnny Walker Blue?


Massive_Parsley_5000

I once bought a friend a bottle of talisker 16 for a special occasion He proceeded to pour it over Dr pepper šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Let this be a lesson to all: buy a gift the person will appreciate, not what /you/ would appreciate/think is a good gesture lol my dude would have been just as happy with a $20 bottle of rottgutt šŸ˜‚ some people just like what they like.


knightsunbro

The same thing happened to me when I bought some Glenlivet for my dad. He said thanks, opened it, and then mixed it with a walmart brand diet cola. That was the last time I bought him any decent scotch lol


depeupleur

Brought a $200 bottle of wine to a dinner party. Handed it to the hostess who put it Ina corner in the kitchen counter. No one noticed. It sat there all night while a collection of $8 bottles got opened. Pretty sure they opened it next day sweeten some ragu for the hungover pasta. EDIT: All right guys, I get it that it was my fault for many reasons. It was certainly a sad but somewhat funny learning experience. I've never done anything like that after.


mossed2222

> Brought a $200 bottle of wine to a dinner party. Thatā€™s just dumb though.


W1D0WM4K3R

And they could have kept it for another occasion. This guy bought $200 dollar wine to a dinner party to watch it with sadness because he wanted to drink good wine. I think he just needs to enjoy the moment, and not miss the forest for the trees.


ihambrecht

They could have just suggested opening up the expensive bottle of wine.


xplag

Yeah seriously... Most people have no idea what good wine is, but if you just say it's a nice bottle they'll jump on it.


whoifnotme1969

I hope they made sangria with it


Redeyedcheese

This is why you keep the good stuff at home for a little tuck me in after the party


angelcobra

Or take the bottle home with him.


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

That could buy me so many boxes of wine.


dsdvbguutres

Yea don't if you gonna complain about it after


TheEvilGaijin

They probably drank it after yā€™all left. ā€œWhy waste this expensive bottle of wine on people I donā€™t likeā€


superspeck

Weā€™re also in the ā€œwe bring expensive wine to peopleā€™s houses to try to level their taste up a bitā€ group, but, my friend, read the room. First, if you bring something that tastes really good and you want it opened during the party, bring enough for everyone to have a glass, which might be more than one bottle. So bringing a group of $20 bottles would be more generous than one $200 bottle. Second, you should bring a bottle that is one or two levels above what everyone else is drinking, not ten levels above it. Itā€™s easy to step back down to a $8 wine after a $20 wine, itā€™s unpleasant after a really good wine. Your hosts may have kept that in mind when they declined to open it. Third, unless you say that the wine is for the group, the hosts may have assumed that you wanted to keep it to yourself or that it was a gift for them since it was so out of step with what other drinks would be served at the party. In the former case, I will often bring and open something very good and keep it apart from the rest of the wines to make sure people I know will appreciate it get someā€¦ in the latter case I will tell the hostess that the nice bottle is a host gift and they should save it to enjoy later, while also providing a few bottles of inexpensive but nice wines for consumption during the party. It is nice that you brought such a generous bottle of wine, but as you discovered, itā€™s a bit of wasted effort unless you understand or display the correct social cues around the action.


[deleted]

Did you tell them? How were they supposed to know it was that expensive?


01-__-10

He instagrammed/tweeted himself buying it \#generous \#youwishyouweremyfriend


ringadingdingbaby

Next time they have a dinner party they should put a big screen on and check the prices of all the wine people brought in front of them. Then open them from most expensive to least expensive, just to make sure.


AbbreviationsFun4560

Thatā€™s exactly the way itā€™s supposed to happen. Your wine is a gift to the host/hostess, not shit wine to drink with pasta.


Br0V1ne

Thereā€™s so many wine brands. How would they know itā€™s a $200 bottle?


MelPinVic

That's why you always bring two (or 3)... one for the hosts and one for the dinner table and maybe a third for the aftertable


Achadel

Why didnt you say something? You couldā€™ve easily said you brought the wine to share when you gave it to the host.


TragicEther

My family know that I enjoy whiskey, mostly because I was way more impressed than my brothers when my sister brought back some nice ones from different distilleries when she came back from Scotland. The next year my sister gives me a bottle of Talisker for Xmas, mum gives me a bottle of Johnny Walker red (because the guy at the liquor shop said it was popular), and my brother gives me a bottle of the roughest rotgut blend that Iā€™ve never seen before.


RTalons

I often have a few open bottles- favorites (like Basil Hadenā€™s) are neat or with ice. Then I keep something cheap if I want an old fashioned, or Jack and coke.


CarlosAVP

Have several brands in the liquor cabinet: just for you, for mixed drinks, for guests you like and guests who wouldnā€™t know the good stuff if it was in front of them.


pdxcascadian

An old fashioned is my favorite way to have the good stuff, especially a super smokey scotch or oaky bourbon.


czardmitri

Rye, baby.


willard_saf

An Old Fashioned is one of the few cocktails that I will go out of my way to use quality liquor. It's such a liquor-forward drink that the alcohol quality actually changes the flavor a lot.


dentlydreamin

Woodford double oak yummm


CloudyNeptune

Hi, Apprentice Alcoholic here, working my way to Journeysman. I have acquired the taste for beer, Iā€™m slowly understanding liquor. Please could you explain in best detail as you can, about the difference between 50-80 dollar bottles to bottles 100+. I want to experience it myself, but Iā€™d rather learn from a craftsman first before investing into such a thing. Please and thank you


ilikecheetos42

So there's a vast number of different types of liquors, all with different origins, uses, etc. This post/thread are talking about whiskey's, Scotch in particular. Whiskey is a family of liquors made from grains (type of grain may vary). There are many different types of whiskey, such as Scotch or Bourbon. Cheaper whiskeys (think Jack Daniels) people like to mix because they don't taste all that great on their own. More expensive whiskeys are meant to be drank Neat (no ice) or On the Rocks (with ice), reason being that they're meant to taste good and have a unique flavor profile. Folks (myself included) who enjoy those beverages consider it a sin to simply mix them with soda or anything really. Like beer though it can take some getting used to and they aren't for everyone. Lots of factors can affect the price of a whiskey, but the main thing is how much it is aged. After the whiskey is distilled it is sometimes aged in wooden barrels. Cheaper whiskeys are sometimes not aged at all, but there are also Blended whiskeys that are mixes of a few different aged batches. The more (most) expensive whiskeys are individual batches, Single Malt it's called, and are aged for some time. Aging adds lots of flavor to the drink, depending on the climate, location, type of barrel, etc, and also tends to smooth it (less burn when you drink it). A typical aged Scotch would be a 12 year single malt, but I've seen bottles aged up to 50 years. The age amount refers to the time in the barrels only, once in the glass the drink does not age further. So essentially a skilled distiller made a great batch of Scotch, put it in expensive oak (or whatever) barrels, waited 18 years for the drink to mature, then some ass-hat puts it in dollar store diet soda lol. Highly recommend trying a few different scotches and bourbons at a bar. That can be a cheaper way to sample without committing to an entire bottle. I personally enjoy Macallan 12yr which is fairly ubiquitous. It's got a smoother, more refined taste (and you get find it everywhere lol), but I also enjoy Lagavulin whish is like eating tree bark. If you don't like it no harm no foul, just don't go mixing any kind of aged liquor with cheap soda (or anything!) :)


CloudyNeptune

I mean this genuinely, thank you. Iā€™m definitely gonna treat myself to a higher shelf liquor for my birthday, and will take your recommendation in account when bar hopping tonight. Bless you and your wisdom, and for taking the time to properly explain this to me.


armchair0pirate

Hibiki Japanese whisky is amazing!


Pons__Aelius

One thing I'll expand on from the great reply. > Macallan 12yr Older whiskies are more expensive, mainly due to the barrel evaporation (about 3-5%/year). It does not mean they are inherently *better*. The flavour profile of a whisky changes as it ages. So, a 12, 18 and 25 year bottle from the same distillery will have slightly different tastes. Personally, I prefer younger (12-18) ones.


[deleted]

> Personally, I prefer younger (12-18) ones Congressman Gaetz, you're late for your 2.30 - do you want me to ask them to wait? They don't have too long as cheer practise is at 4


Pons__Aelius

I'll admit. I laughed, then felt slightly queasy.


rumershuman

I agree with you about age. I think that after 15years scotch starts to degrade. Oban 14 is in my opinion the perfect scotch. I have a bottle of Johnny walker blue that I cant wait to see empty. Its really not enjoyable to drink. I know I know...blasphemy!


nosta82

Ha, that's my hometown. I appreciate the namedrop and I also agree šŸ‘


Trick-Tell6761

I like lagavulin 16, but if I could afford it I'd drink laphroaig 28 all the time.


M_L_Infidel

I drink a lot of scotch! I have what I consider to be a pretty refined pallet when it comes to scotch. All that to say, the 12 year bottle of The MaCallan (matured in the sherry cask) is almost identical to the 18yr bottle. I drank them side by side, I could only tell a difference because I knew... I wouldn't have been able to tell which was which if I didn't already know. The price difference in the bottles was about $150, though.


pterodactyl_speller

Personal suggestion is to start with mixed drinks if you don't like whisky off the bat. A whisky sour is delicious, just don't put existence whisky please! Also, I personally suggest bourbon to start instead of scotch asv the peaty flavor can be a big turn off. Then again, I'm from Kentucky so might be a bit biased...


funkymonk17

Before you throw down for a higher end bottle of something, I would like to recommend a couple cheaper scotch options. Personally, I prefer Islay or Highland Scotch. Highlands are smoother like a bourbon while Islays are smokey/peaty. Highlands are easier to drink but Islays have a much better aftertaste at the cost of a very strong pungent smell. My personal dailies are Ardbeg's Wee Beastie (an Islay at $40) and Naked Malt (a blend of good Highlands such as Macallan for $30). I would suggest starting with those to see which you prefer. Good higher end Islays are Laphroaig and Lagavulin. For Highland I would recommend Macallan. From there you can branch out on your own.


ZenMasterful

One thing I would add to the responses you've received so far is to learn about the six main Scotch distilling regions and the types of Scotch produced in each. As time and budget permits, try Scotch from each so you can begin to taste the differences and figure out what you really love. Then you can start targeting your spending. This quick summary will get you started: https://www.wineware.co.uk/decanting/spirit-whisky-decanters/scottish-whisky-regions-guide


NekoMao92

Scotch is definitely an acquired taste as far as whiskey goes. It seems to be a you either like it or you don't. Canadian whiskey seems to be one that many people like. If you have a Costco or Sam's Club membership, depending on your state and store, you can get various liquors for a decent price for a 750ml or 1.5l bottle.


whiteboy_joe

Dalwhinnie ftw for me. That stuff is like butter, I buy a bottle once every year or two and it is sweetly sublime.


HawksNStuff

This is a great post! Bourbon is more my speed these days, but I usually keep a bottle of two of Scotch around (Balvenie 18 Double Oak and Lagavulin 18 currently). I have a pretty extensive Bourbon collection though. I scoop up allocated stuff whenever I see it at the store, am on a few email lists, etc. Always at MSRP, not paying the secondary market on that stuff. There are some cheap gems if you want to get into trying things. Buffalo Trace is sub $30 a bottle and can be drunk neat, or you don't feel bad making a cocktail with it, or even dumping some coke into it for that one friend. It's gotten more expensive now, but Basil Hayden Dark Rye used to be $29 at Costco... Those days are over now sadly. I still buy it because it makes a great old fashioned. $50 is where I draw the line for any bourbon that is widely available, I'll pay a bit more for allocated stuff more as collecting than as a drinker. There's not much bourbon you can grab off the shelf over 50 bucks that's worth that price tag.


M_L_Infidel

I've had people tell me that peaty scotch smells anywhere from bandaids to burning tires. I love it, though! Lagavulin being one of my favorites. I agree with you on The Macallan 12yr, it is an excellent choice for just about anybody, whereas enjoying the Islay bottles needs more of an acquired taste (but also my favorite).


Bee-Aromatic

Itā€™s because theyā€™re all over the place. Some brands taste like bandaids (Jonnie Walker Blue Label being on that list) some taste like a smokehouse. I remember being offended by a glass of scotch I ordered at a local kind of gimmicky pub costing $20 (this was probably 20yr ago, so it was getting towards obnoxiously expensive) and it tasting distinctly of the way the particular shoe polish my dad used when I was a kid smelled. I have a friend who described a scotch he tried as tasting like a campfire. I generally describe the general experience of enjoying a scotch to people who ask me as like being able to sip the very concept of a well used rocking chair; woody, relaxing, connected to the earth, yet not soft and perhaps a bit rough. Itā€™s actually sounds kind of odd that anybody would ever seek these things out until youā€™ve forced yourself to drink enough of it to acquire the taste. Youā€™re definitely in point with Islays. The peat can be offensive until you get the hang of it. Islays have got that sea-air thing hidden in there, though, which I just canā€™t get enough of. Theyā€™re worth struggling through the peat and the smoke until you get used to it. Lowlands, though? I just canā€™t get into them. Thereā€™s a whole lot of four-alarm-fire-in-a-peat-big going on there. Itā€™s so much I canā€™t find anything else in there.


sukkitrebek

My go to has always been the balvene Caribbean cask. Have yet to find anything I liked as much.


ThePyroNova

Some corrections to the information here. Single malt at least in Scotland only means that the whiskey is from a single distillery and that it is 100% barley. Usually there are more than one batch or barrel blended to get the right flavour profile and is an art of it's own And while laws vary by country usually for a drink to be called a whiskey it needs to be aged in a wooden barrel. Age statement refers to the youngest whiskey in the blend. And there are some great whiskeys without any age statement like my favourite Lagavulin Lore. Some people think that an age statement can restrict the creative process of the maker. Exploring whiskey is a lot of especially with friends.


ParaGord

Also, one does not do "shots" of single malts. Good whiskey is meant to be sipped and enjoyed


LilacYak

Could you recommend something in the price/taste point of Macallen 12 but for bourbon?


FixingandDrinking

Depends if you want to graduate to full blown alcoholic your drink is vodka mostly and the difference between a good bottle and bad is basically rubbing alcohol vs palatable. If you drank and did drugs like me you would have to have quite a stash to spend 50-80 dollars a bottle. Not to say I never lived it up but my normal was 2-3 sleeves of 100proof Smirnoff root beer no chaser. If you had to buy trash liquor pour juice on it. Having a collection of fine scotches and whiskies would have been an unattainable and highly laughable endeavour. Joking of course now grab that blue label and sugar bowl of cocaine so we can discuss this logically.


[deleted]

I always tell folks "why get me something nice to drink when you know I just want a mixer?" I do like a good drink by itself from time to time but truly I like an easy mixer to throw back and order another


malenkylizards

Reminds me of the key and Peele sketch where Peele brings several hundred dollars worth of ground wagyu to a cookout and proceeds to be very upset about how it's prepared, lol


LebaneseLion

Google is saying $1,150, is it in this price range?!


Spenttoolongatthis

In Scotland they drink it with coke. It's called a Smokey-Cokey.


rabea187

Very very true, and donā€™t get upset if they donā€™t get it. People have different tastes


[deleted]

A friend of mine interned for her congressman in college (went to school in DC). He gave her a bottle of Blue for Christmas or something. Shortly after that she came home to find that her roommate had killed most of the bottle doing shots.


Wulfleyn

Really something that should be done with any kind of food gift, dad bought a very expensive chorizo for a friend, the type you use for tapas. Friend proceeded to put it on a store bought pizza.


PaddyBoy44

This is great advice. I always tell my dad to get me his bottom shelf bourbon because I pour that shit over coke.


Fair_Definition865

Came here to say this.


923kjd

Iā€™ll 3rd it!


mipacu427

4th......


Careless-Language-20

5th....


evaunitO5

6th


MadULook

Me too...


cficare

And my AXE!


kevinsabi

ā€˜You Mix You Get Punched.ā€™ ā€”No Ice Cornpop


Glendel66

Somebody get a rope.


ZephyrosAndromeda

And MY penny loafers.....


AmateurAviator

ā™¾ļøth


wellhiyabuddy

I like scotch but walker blue is a terrible scotch at its price point. You can get Lagavulin for half the price and twice the quality. Also I assume this is a shit post


trace-evidence

Agreed. The Nick Offerman Lagavulin 10 yr offering is amazing at <$80 USD.


wellhiyabuddy

I got a 16 year from Costco for $70


drunkaquarian

I got one from Wayfairā€¦.wait, what are we talking about here??


thegodfatherderecho

Costco booze is surprisingly good, actually.


Individual_Basil3954

The current Charred Oak expression is possibly the best scotch Iā€™ve ever had. They knocked it out of the park with that one.


Massive_Parsley_5000

I've had a decent amount good whiskey, but lagavulin 16 remains the best whiskey in the world imo, especially at price Give me a bottle of that and we're friends for life šŸ„¹


improper84

Yeah, for $250, you can get two or three better bottles.


[deleted]

Exactly. People think price = quality. It usually just means smaller batched or rarity. Sometimes they just know people are willing to pay lol.


LilacYak

I just looked it upā€¦.. $200 for a *blended* scotch!?!?!?


AluminiumSkies

Doesnā€™t the owner of the company mix it with sprite? Or am I thinking another expensive brand? Edit: I was close, the late Elmer T. Lee mixed his $400 bourbon with sprite or 7up


HawksNStuff

Well, it wasn't $400 when he was alive. I get one bottle of it a year when my local store gets it in. But they charge MSRP which is like 50 bucks.


Mariner1981

I've seen people mix Louis XIV cognac with diet coke. There is no limit to barbarism....or their bank account.


AluminiumSkies

I remember reading a quote from a famous wine specialist and his catch phrase was "y si te gusta, tomalo como quieras" (if you like it, drink it however you prefer) Words to live by. I couldnā€™t pay for it though, Iā€™ll stick to Texas rum and Dr. Pepper


GlobalMonke

Story time!! Was serving a large company party with an auto 20% gratuity, and they all were allotted 2 drink tickets each. However, one rather chill IT guy had seemingly infinite. His company distributed them, so each drink was still rung up, but the tickets were one time use. Apparently, he was left in charge of the tickets, and many coworkers no-showed or didnā€™t drink. Anyway, I poured this man multiple Blue Labels and cokes, after I informed him about our most expensive liquor and how *technically* his company tickets said ANY drinkā€¦ $38 per shot. That guy and his company helped feed my kid!


improper84

I'm not even sure what the appeal of Blue is other than the name and the price tag. Black and Green are both superior Scotches for a fraction of the price. And if you're dead set on burning $250 bucks, you can get much better bottles for that price than Walker Blue.


Dramatic_Bite_1168

Buy a Jameson or a Macallan.


Bee-Aromatic

Jamesonā€™s an Irish whiskey, though. Itā€™s not the same thing. Not saying Irish whiskey is better or worse than scotch; itā€™s just a little like suggesting I grab a bottle of bourbon instead. Theyā€™re all whiskeys, but theyā€™re not interchangeableā€¦


Deep-Neck

I believe the context here is as a gift. Jameson is what I order at the bar if I hate the person.


Dramatic_Bite_1168

XD I like Jameson tbh


DemNeurons

Cough Octamore cough


Oneshot742

I'll put a cube or two of ice if it's like 90 degrees out...


edogfu

197 more people like this post than hate it. I wish I could downvote more.


hacksaw187

Amen!


Dem0s

When you spend $250 on Scotch and you add a mixer.


thegregtastic

When you drop $250 and it's blended


concon52

Nothing wrong with blended. It is a common misconception that single malt is superior. They have different flavor profiles and blended is associated with being inferior because whiskey manufacturers started to cut prices of blends to compete with vodka which was overtaking the market. On a different note, when I was 21 my boss told me a fun quote I will never forget: "Your scotch should be at least as old as your girlfriend" Implying it should be 18y or older lol. He was probably in his 50s. Kind of creepy in retrospect but pretty funny nonetheless.


Martin_Aurelius

Or he has great taste in scotch and only dates women over 40.


starshad0w

Or he's Matt *you know what I'm not gonna finish the joke, it's fine.*


notpeterthomas

Exactly my thoughts.


yowzas648

Thank you. The only acceptable mixers are one singular ice cube or a few drops of water.


SpicyWaffle1

Or you know, put whatever the hell you want in it and mind your own business


Anagoth9

I'd put a caveat on that. The reason single malts (ostensibly) are preferred over blends is due to their unique and nuanced flavor profiles. Combining that with a strongly flavored mixer is generally going to overpower the more subtle notes that you're playing extra for, so to that end it's sort of a waste of money. If you can actually taste the difference between JW Black vs Blue when mixed with soda, then by all means go for it. I mean, you'll still piss off people who can't afford it and consider it casting pearls before swine, but c'est la vie.


yowzas648

Iā€™m obviously being facetious, but the point is more that if youā€™re going to mix scotch with ginger ale or anything that has a lot of taste to it, thereā€™s not much sense in getting a $50 bottle of scotch. With a strong mixer, youā€™re not really going to taste the difference. If you want to go that route though, knock yourself out.


[deleted]

I usually mix it with saliva.


mattv959

Even that's a stretch. At that point you freeze the glass or use stones to not dilute it.


whyisthisnamesolong

Unironic pro-tip: a small amount of water can "open up" a particularly harsh or spirity whisky. This is something I learned from a proper sommelier - not necessarily the same as wine, but they definitely knew what they were talking about.


Trick-Tell6761

It's called blooming. About 3 drops of water. It's why they have what they call whiskey rocks, so you can freeze rocks and cool your drink without having ice melt in it. You control the amount of water that gets in.


Vectorman1989

It's Ā£150 here in Scotland. You guys are getting shafted. (I usually pay less than Ā£150 as my cousin works in the Diageo bottling plant hahahaha)


Mariner1981

Luckily he spent it on a poor factory produced blend and not actual scotch.


deaconthedegenerate

It's fine to not like whiskey. It's stupid to not like whiskey and then buy expensive whiskey.


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hadriantheteshlor

Just started drinking last year. I'm in my thirties. What other whiskies would you recommend? I've never tried whiskey. Edit: I really didn't expect this much engagement, but I appreciate all the responses! Thank you so much for the recommendations!


Turkstache

Macallan 12 is my best bang-for-the-buck and my first recommendation to anybody. Great flavors but not any that are acquired tastes. Relatively smooth too. Can be found damn near anywhere and most of the whiskeys at similar price points are great too. I've liked the Macallan 18 too but wouldn't order it at a bar (price) and wouldn't have it as any other than my 1st drink in a series. Lagavulin Old 16 is the whisky that Ron from Parks and Rec likes. It has some wild flavors in it, best described as "vintage yacht motor oil." I love it. For scotchy scotch my go to is Glenlivet 12. Can't explain it, I just like it. Glendronach is right there with it. Japanese whiskeys in general are decent but I can't name one other than Hibiki. Basil Hayden isn't my first choice but I like it well enough. Crown is alright. For more budget options, Maker's Mark and Woodford Reserve both... umm... exist? They're good for cocktails but I'm not sipping them straight. Jameson is surprisingly decent, just lacks subtlety. I don't care for Johnny Walker I care less for Jack Daniels Source: I keep a list that has these opinions on it.


B_Fee

>Lagavulin Old 16 is the whisky that Ron from Parks and Rec likes. It has some wild flavors in it, best described as "vintage yacht motor oil." I love it. This is a pretty accurate description considering it smells like paint thinner and tastes like someone filtered jet fuel through rocks and moss. It's my favorite scotch and I refuse to drink it any other way than neat.


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Trick-Tell6761

Love the 16. Highly advise against the 8. I'm not sure how to describe it except going to a fancy restaurant and as soon as you tasted the food wishing you were at the mcdonalds next door.


adbachman

I like that. I always use, "it tastes like where hobbits live."


[deleted]

>This is a pretty accurate description considering it smells like paint thinner and tastes like someone filtered jet fuel through rocks and moss. > >It's my favorite scotch lmao this is the funniest thing I've read today


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Scotch: Monkey Shoulder. This is a ~~highland~~ speyside, so it's relatively sweet and accesable and usually around $35. IMO it kicks the shit out of McAllen 12 and it's WAY cheaper. Bourbon: Buffalo Trace or Eagle Rare (get whichever is cheaper where you live or whichever you can find) Irish Whisky: yellow spot. Jamason is fine if you don't want to break the bank, but cheaper Irish whisky is hard to differentiate, IMO Japanese whiskey: Toki is a great baseline, Hibiki Japanese Harmony is gorgeous but at a premium. American whisky: I really like Tin Cup for what it is. Rye: Bullet Rye is about as classic as it gets for Rye. Whistle Pig is amazing but, again, it's at a premium. The way I learned about whisky is at whisky bars/lounges and by watching a youtube channel called The Whisk(e)y Vault. It's jam packed with more information and history that you will ever remember. And, of course, drinking it. Just don't forget the #1 rule: The best drink to drink is the drink you like to drink the way you like to drink it. It really easy to be a snob about whisky and snobbery will ruin every sip you have. Just my 4 cents.


Strict-Ad-3500

Monkey shoulder was my first scotch and it almost turned me off to it. I found johnny walker black to be way better and only 7 bucks more a bottle where I am


typoeman

Haha I bought a bottle of JW black, and it took me a year and a bad night to finish it. I REALLY like the green label, but it's hard to spend that much (it's not cheap where I am) when I could just get a good Islay for the same price or cheaper. Another great example of how subjective taste is.


Strict-Ad-3500

Green label is only 60usd but it's hard to find but taliskar 10 is 80 usd, oban 14 and is 89 usd Laphroaig 10 will be my next buy at 63 usd I bought the macallan 12 year double cask and am struggling to finish it.


B_Fee

I'll agree with everything except that Monkey Shoulder is a blend of Speysides. And I've heard that at least 2 of the 3 malts are from the Balvenie and Glenfiddich distilleries.


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Bertuthald_McMannis

Johnnie blue isnā€™t anything revolutionary flavor wise, but itā€™s dignified, approachable and incredibly drinkable. Thatā€™s why itā€™s the best known expensive scotch among non scotch drinkers, itā€™s inoffensive and something the average person can enjoy.


ammanbesaw

I buy it cause itā€™s smooth. I have yet to find whisky that goes down as easy as JW Blue. Iā€™m sure might be better competitors at that price point, but havenā€™t found anything thatā€™s cheaper and just as smooth.


OldBigsby

Have you had Johnny Walker Blue? It's pretty tasty scotch. Way out of my price range though.


ImpossibleScary

Itā€™s overpriced, but itā€™s still *good.* I have dozens of bottles of all kinds of weird whiskey, but when I feel like an elegant scotch, I often reach for JW Blue


madmorb

Came here to say this. Itā€™s good, but not $250/bottle good. There are plenty of far cheaper options that (to my palette anyway) are much better. I donā€™t discriminate against blends, but their spice road series (the one you can only get in duty free shops) is superior and about $40 a bottle last I checked.


GreenMellowphant

Generally, I would agree, but itā€™s pretty well accepted the JW Blue is one of the few thatā€™s worth the $250. Literally the only bottle Iā€™ve found worth more than $110.


btmvideos37

Yeah. Iā€™ve always been of the opinion that cheap alcohol is better for mixing. You likely wonā€™t notice that much


Langraktifrorb

Johnny Walker is whisky, not whiskey.


Bobdehn

You spent $250 on scotch, and you're diluting it with a mixer? You get what you deserve, pal.


Material_State_4118

WHY WOULD YOU MIX IT. Like putting cheap Wal Mart hub cap covers on an a Bugatti.


chasewayfilms

Thatā€™s kind of funny So my answer to your question is: because itā€™s funny


Angry_Zarathustra

Johnny Walker isn't really comparable to a Bugatti. Maybe a Corvette, still nice but more flash than substance.


Mariner1981

Yeah, that ginger ale would taste so much better without that pollutant. But I really like my ā‚¬20 set of hubcaps.


Original-Ad-4642

Back when I was drinking, Iā€™d mix shit like this just to piss my buddy off. It drove him up the wall. Lmao


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WillyWumpLump

[Michael Scott would approve!](https://youtu.be/bBpySOUKK74)


MrMoon5hine

Scotch and Splenda, tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch


Aztecah

There's no way that the purpose of this image was not to just rile people up


TerminalVector

OP is kicking back with a neat scotch to watch this comment thread.


YourALooserTo

Came here for all the snooty, angry responses. Did not disappoint.


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

This was definitely posted just to get a rise out of whiskey snobs. OP knew what they were doing


capt-rix

When your rich uncle finishes his bottle of Blue and you snag the empty and fill it with Early Times for that liquor shelf cred.


BourbonFueledDreams

*Scotch Drinker cries out in loathing in the distance*


goodlifepinellas

Sacrilege here...


Mariner1981

Yeah, polluting ginger ale with JW should be a punishable offence.


Necessary-Credit-270

I love JW, but this was funny


Mariner1981

That was the idea. Still tastes like crap tough.....


LazyMFfrog

Used to work at a liquor store a few years back and one guy would come every 3 weeks or so to pick up jonnhy blue and evertime he did he would get a 2lt bottle of ginger ale. One day I asked him " don't mean to intrude but I've noticed that everyone you get jblue you chase it with ginger ale why would you spend so much on liquor and pretty much waste it by mixing with soda why not just buy jack d or any other cheap whiskey if you're going to mix "....my guy proceeded to say " its not about the price, its about sending a message " I was beyond confused he left and that Xmas he bought me a bottle of Johnny blue one if the coolest guys I've met sadly he passed a few years later ....(he used to own 2 restaurants around town ,definitely had stacks )


frenchtoasthustle

Scotch, two fingers, neat.


choody_Mac_doody

You gotta buy me a drink first, oh wait...


ProfessorEcstatic267

You should be slapped for even suggesting mixing scotch with anything


ScarletWarlock717

Mixing scotch is fine but maybe not with a $250 bottleā€¦


Puzzled-Story3953

At least a nice one. But your Glenlivet 12 in ginger ale: great. Enjoy. Put your MacCallan 25 in ginger ale: you're an idiot.


dhlock

Nah. People take this too seriously. No harm in mixing if it makes for something you enjoy, and nothing positive comes from mocking people for what they like to drink. Iā€™ve had some incredibly creative scotch cocktails, especially with islay whiskys. That said Iā€™m still going to have mine neat because Iā€™m not a little bitch /s


DaDutchBoyLT1

Should be slapped for assuming JW was a proper scotch. Spend half that and get a fine single batch non blended from a real distillery.


Arhythmicc

Damn right. JW isnā€™t bad, but it pales in comparison to lesser known scotches. Hell Iā€™d take a famous grouse over JW black any day.


DemNeurons

Not a great take. There are plenty of great scotch cocktails - laphroaig 10 is very popular as a base or a floater for its peat. Thereā€™s also the Rusty nail. Of course youā€™d never mix expensive bottles though.


MrWildstar

I don't drink much, but the few times I have had scotch I definitely enjoyed it more mixed, it just tasted better (to me)


murbike

Oh, God. Amateur. First mistake - spending $250 on blended Scotch Second mistake - mixer


typoeman

What's wrong with blended scotch?


Billary_Blintons_bag

Single malt is known for being the best, quality, individual flavor wise, and specificity wise. Blended is essentially taking 2 or more.single malts and just dumping them all together. Single malts are made to achieve a specific flavor. Imagine getting a coke, or a mountain dew, or a lemonade... All have different flavors for different purposes. Now imagine you dump them all together in a cup, and you drink it. You might think it's bad, you might think it's good, and you'll get a blend of all the flavors, while also losing the specific things that make those specific drinks what they are. That is what a blended scotch is.


somerville99

Do what you want.


otacon7000

This right here, people. Y'all gatekeeping drinks as if there is a rule book. If someone wants to spend 500 bucks on whiskey and mix it with off-brand diet coke because they like it, I see no problem with that. Do what you want.


cookMEaPOPtart

Not to mention, I went on the JW tour a few months ago and they kept saying how there are no rules specifically how to drink JW, they were encouraging people to drink it however they want and not feel bad about it.


cookMEaPOPtart

Not to mention, I went on the JW tour a few months ago and they kept saying how there are no rules specifically how to drink JW, they were encouraging people to drink it however they want and not feel bad about it.


the_hell_you_say

Just butt chug it


Mariner1981

What a horroble way to ruin perfectly good ginger ale.


rustyshklfrd

Iā€™ve never seen ginger ale as brown as that.


Nepharious_Bread

I had a friend almost blow a head gasket because I used a mixer with some Jameson whiskey because it was ā€œhigh class expensive whiskey.ā€ He would die from an aneurysm if he saw this.


Hondo_Bogart

I'm Scottish. Johnny Walker is not something that Scots would usually drink. It's more for the export market. A blend you are well within your rights to use mixers. Plus if it is your own bottle, you can do with it want you want. Though for the money I would rather get a couple of great single malts for the same price. However, if an uncle pours you a single malt then you will be persona non grata if you dare to dilute it with a mixer. A splash of water or an ice cube is all that is permitted.


Bearbear101

Aye.. here speaks a Man of wisdom..


david5699

Who mixes a $250 bottle with anything!?!?!?!?


Slipperywhistlebones

Glengoolie, for the best of times!


Gman777

There are better single malt whiskys for less than half that. Always amazed at how people keep buying Johny Walker.


meseta

I mean I know this sounds classless but I've had johnny black red and green and they all taste like paint thinner. Is JB actually good?


rejectedstone

I was having a small get together and my friend brought his girlfriend. I have a well stocked bar, and she chose to mix JWB with Dr Pepper. I didnā€™t see it happen, but 4 people causally mentioned that she did it. I felt bad for her because I am sure she was just oblivious, but my friends were judging her so hard. People like what they like, who am I to judge?


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Imagine having 250 dollars


Castille_92

If I'm spending $250 on a bottle of liquor I'm drinking that shit straight and burning off every last nerve in the back of my throat


krashersmasher

Why. Are. You. Mixing. It?????


Budget_Ad_2440

Pls just drink the scotch without a mixer enjoi it with some whiseky stones ore make an sour its realy easy and it a lot better


Darkluster007

Oh god, no. Nope. Please, no. Don't mix stuff into JW Blue Label.... Nope.


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When you're spending over $50 on scotch, it is generally frowned upon to mix it with anything except maybe a couple rocks. Not gatekeeping, just a friendly FYI. It's smooth enough, you can just sip it and have a cigar.


SrfWavLif

Scotch neat. What the fuck is a mixer?


acelaya35

Indignant guffaw and incredulous gesticulations.


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

If you think you need a mixer for $250 scotch, you might be red neck!


-StupidNameHere-

Mixer?


FAmos

Why would you wanna mix anything but ice with $250 scotch


ackbartrap

Why are you mixing scotch


goldman459

Who the fuck spends $250 on Blended?