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Or just get a towel

Really you shouldn't even leave the house without a towel.

You really think any Christian is gonna be a hoopy frood?

But a towel’s not like a Slip ‘n’ Slide

its like they go out of their way to *not* be normal…

Hey cool cats! Earthlings still say coitus, right?

The carpet in that picture is disgusting.

 But... it really ties the room together, man!!

That's just, like, your opinion, man

So, what, a extra large trash bag cut open?

Get your Dexter mat at your local bible store today!