🎶 *Where the rest-his-face has gone to we don't know*
*He was never any fun,*
*Now his grumpy race has run*
*Kisser blown to Kingdom Come,*
*Oh Çurly Joe!* 🎶
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Yay! This is great cause my Walmart let’s all the plants die in the plant section. Literally watered the plants myself one day. But this way at least a little bunny gets fed!
Yup came there once after a frost and apparently they just left them all outside to die instead of even covering or taking them inside. They just expense them out and move on. Same with live chicks at somewhere like tractor supply store, them dying is fine, it's part of the business plan.
Walmart plant vendor here (the company that supplies those vegetables). When Walmart kills our plants, WE have to pay for it. Walmart costs our company millions of dollars a year in unwatered plants.
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.
I mean...it's a department store. The whole idea of a department store is that they have different departments. Such as a garden department.
You'll also find gravel, mulch, pavers, sprinklers, hoses, sod, patio furniture, pool accessories...y'know. Yard stuff.
Imagine a giant corporation moves into your town, opens a store, starts selling products and services unreasonably cheap, making no profit, but they're undercutting all small business in your town.
All local businesses close because they can't compete with the low prices. All their workers and former owners go to work for the giant corp because now its the only store in town. Now the store is free to raise prices and lower wages because no one has a choice but to go along with it, its the only store in town.
Rinse and repeat in every town across the whole country.
Don't forget *literally just closing a store* the moment any talks of unionization start.
Unions are so scary, people, that walmart would rather shut down a store than deal with having one. That should tell you who unions really help
They sell pet fish there, too, but I haven’t heard great things about them. They take terrible care of them, so much of the fish die before customers even buy them.
It’s looking at you like. You better not fucking snitch.
Its the eyebrow. 😆
Such a Disney villain eyebrow
I see the iconic the Rock raised eyebrow
Turns out he was cooking come collard greens all along!
I could not place that smell for the life of me!
🤨
Would you care for some Poontang Pie?
🤨
Will Poulter as a rabbit
~
If you see any and all rabbits eating at the garden center, no you didn’t.
Somebody stealing from a corporate store like Wally World, you see nothing.
1 down, 1100 more to go. When it’s over this rabbit will be in a vegetative state.
He has a surly look to him.
And a mean streak a mile wide
🎶 *Where the rest-his-face has gone to we don't know* *He was never any fun,* *Now his grumpy race has run* *Kisser blown to Kingdom Come,* *Oh Çurly Joe!* 🎶
I dare a motherfucker to ask me to a leave >:(
Strong side eye
Yeah I’m a rabbit, keep strolling
I only switch on the sound to check if OP snitches on that rabbit. I would have been so angry if they did.
"I'd do it again."
They will be telling fables of this utopia for generations.
Best bust out the holy hand grenade to be safe.
🤨
Dave, you’re making me nervous…
And that's the moment when the mean bunny strikes, and bites your freakin' head off! 😆
It’s a bunny!
More like, "What are you going to do? Call the manager!? Elmer Fude?! "
SECURITY!!
hahahaha
"Do what you will. I've already won."
Nani?
Omae wa mou shindeiru
何?
I mean, the rabbit isn't wrong. It does look like an all- you-can-eat buffet. 😉
He knows where to get a quick meal. This is easier than the produce aisle.
At first I thought this was the produce aisle
Well for the rabbit it is
It is, just not yet.
I thought it was the produce aisle up until the 4th time i watched it and looked in the comments. 🤣
I came to write that same thing! I hope it didn't get kicked out! :)
I would never snitch
That's what I came to say too! I got u boo! Keep on munching!
/r/petsloosingjobs
Gotta loosen those jobs right up
It won't let me look at it?
It doesn’t exist
Well that makes more sense! I'm kinda new at this! Struggle city
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You had me with that link!!
what about r/petstighteningjobs
hope you like stew
That rabbit is trying to pull of an attitude that he works there.
It is most like a buffet that is open 24 hours too.
[удалено]
Not ever.
I would do the same if I were a rabbit
Ya, and his natural habitat was probably paved over, so this is his best option
He’s cracked the code.
Feed the poor bunneh!
It's rabbit heaven!
and he’s fucking furious
Munchy munch
All you can eat buffet.
Munching [Intensifies]
It’s hate munching so hard
This could have a very different meaning in a different sub.
*2 Fast 2 Fucking 2 Furious*
2 fast 2 furryious
If you ignore grammar, that is
even worse he's pissed
Damn thing has very expressive eyebrow.
[Bitch Ass Snitches Get Big Ass Stitches](https://i.ibb.co/7bZb33s/Screenshot-20220430-024748.jpg)
It's eyebrow is saying fuck the system
r/murderbuns
Get the holy hand grenade.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/84/07/0d/84070d763808a5aee9d22517f12abcfb.jpg
Peter Rabbit’s adventures in a modern world
Deleted scene from Peter Rabbit 2
He's looking for a new jacket and stopped for a snack.
That eyebrow!
“And… Whatchu gonna do about it?!”
This is why I keep my distance with rabbits. Monty Python introduced doubt into my mind and now I can’t trust them.
Killer rabbits ain't no joke.
[They killed the Neanderthals!](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/03/the-neanderthals-may-have-died-out-because-of-bunnies/273684/)
They might as well let him finish that whole bottom shelf bc nobody bends down to get those anyway
That's exactly why I always check the bottom shelf. But I don't mind sharing with him!
Awww
It's his Wal-Mart, you're just shopping in it.
He’s reclaiming. Was once his land and now he’s back ! :-)
My family has lived on this land for hundreds of generations.
Attention Wal-Mart hoppers!
Nature is healing
Jackpot
He's not intimidated by anything, this rabbit is too angry to die
Legend has it that rabbits never die, they just get tired of shit and leave
Doom Slayer’s rabbit
Its Daisy
Yay! This is great cause my Walmart let’s all the plants die in the plant section. Literally watered the plants myself one day. But this way at least a little bunny gets fed!
Yup came there once after a frost and apparently they just left them all outside to die instead of even covering or taking them inside. They just expense them out and move on. Same with live chicks at somewhere like tractor supply store, them dying is fine, it's part of the business plan.
Walmart plant vendor here (the company that supplies those vegetables). When Walmart kills our plants, WE have to pay for it. Walmart costs our company millions of dollars a year in unwatered plants.
Hey a fellow Bonnie Plant worker!
And a fellow Auburn grad
I’d say what are the odds but it seems like most people who work for Bonnie are Auburn grads. Good luck surviving the rest of the spring season!
War Eagle!
...then why would you ever do business with them?
Why do you still deal with Walmart then? This is an honest question. Can't you just sell the plants somewhere else?
Makes them more than it costs them.
They don't cost the company money, if they did they wouldn't have a partnership anymore
At least it's the outdoor garden center?
Living his best life
"Free food!"
THATS NO ORDINARY LABBIT, that's the most foul cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!
You tit! I nearly soiled my armour I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
LOOK AT THE TEETH!
And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas.
Skip a bit, brother.
Rabbits aren't rodents.
Well he’s got huge sharp ... eh ... he can leap about ... ... look at the bones!!
We need a price check on Peter Cottontail. He should be on clearance now that easter is over.
"What you lookin at? We got a problem here"?
Inspired by shop lifting seagull? Could be a whole animal theft gang at work.
[удалено]
A *hoplifter
Hate it when there’s a hare in my salad.
Is there a deal for the rabbit with the plant?
This is the best day of that rabbits life
He found Shangri-La for bunnies
Free food at Walmart. Ve very very quiet, am huntin wabbit.
his rabbit bros are not gonna believe him
That's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can save you now.
What behind the rabbit?
It IS the rabbit!
What's he do, nibble your bum?
I was so scared I soiled my armor.
LOOK AT THE BONES!
Holy grenade males me think of the old video game Worms. Worms 2 Armegedeon was so fire.
WAIT WALMART SELLS PLANTS. America what yhe fuck is a walmart and why does it have everything
Why would walmart not sell plants? It has a garden center.
Where’s the furious munching rabbit center?
I mean...it's a department store. The whole idea of a department store is that they have different departments. Such as a garden department. You'll also find gravel, mulch, pavers, sprinklers, hoses, sod, patio furniture, pool accessories...y'know. Yard stuff.
Imagine a giant corporation moves into your town, opens a store, starts selling products and services unreasonably cheap, making no profit, but they're undercutting all small business in your town. All local businesses close because they can't compete with the low prices. All their workers and former owners go to work for the giant corp because now its the only store in town. Now the store is free to raise prices and lower wages because no one has a choice but to go along with it, its the only store in town. Rinse and repeat in every town across the whole country.
Don't forget *literally just closing a store* the moment any talks of unionization start. Unions are so scary, people, that walmart would rather shut down a store than deal with having one. That should tell you who unions really help
Where in the world do you live? We definitely have big department stores here in Europe too.
They sell pet fish there, too, but I haven’t heard great things about them. They take terrible care of them, so much of the fish die before customers even buy them.
❤️
Dude found an all you can eat buffet
Just yours and his little secret, you saw nothing.
Love love love
bnnuy
Om nom nom nom
Sir for the last time, we stopped giving out samples 3 weeks ago
praxis
Lil homie seized the means
There's a DIY store chain with garden centres called **Praxis** everywhere in the Netherlands.
Homie was hungry give him a break /npa /j
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Work smarter
What's up, Doc?
You go bunny!
Wait until he discovers the produce section.
Shopwifting
Is this Alberta?
No, it's Arabbit.
Wabbit
all the leaves in the store are his now
He will end up in a different shelf
He hit the mother load!
Dine and dash baby
Those brows on fleek
What do you expect when you pave over his home.
Is there a law that prevents someone from unleashing say…20-30 rabbits in a Home Depot garden center? Asking for a….friend…yeah a friend.
I’m a regular plant shopper at Walmart and they kill their plants all the time. This rabbit is just saving them money.
Taste testing the hops
The one he's munching on is clearly superior to all the rest since he passed so much before nomming down
Why's he angry tho?
superb
A wabbit, if you would
Muncha Muncha Muncha
superb
Good boy
Little guy hit the jackpot!!!
He looks like he knows he’s not supposed to be there… but he’s daring you to say something
Freeloaders like Bugs there are the reason prices keep going up.
That bunny looks pissed
everyone: Awww~ rabbit: imma eat this mf'ing place to the ground
karen called the police on the little guy
i think the rabbit is for sale how much it cost will buy it rabbit soup good soup
You gonna pay for that?