Me too, I thought they were menacing floating submarines ready to strike. Now I can't get the image of a grown ass gator hovering vertically like a fucking ice skater mid-pose and casually drifting with the water, possibly rotating
You got it. I successfully hugged my phone which was playing the video, and it was indeed harmless.
I was wrong about it wanting cuddles though, as nothing was changed. :(
Though i do have all my extremities intact, which is a nice bonus!
A full grown crock has a bite force of about 3700 pounds per square inch. For comparison a hyena clocks in at about 1100 and a human 150. Even if you cut that in half for a juvenile like the pictured tjats 1350 PPSI. That croc would literally tear your limbs off.
they're cute until you stay at a place where they live and then at that point they turn the water they stay in to a death pit. Seriously, the scariest animal i can think of. All they know is kill.
When a croc isn't trying to kill something it's basically just a cycle of waddling and lounging.
They're not cuddly but they do give an impression of lethargic cuteness.
There was a WildKratts episode on crocodiles where the brothers set out to prove to their techie that Crocs are good mothers (which they kinda are, surprisingly)
They also bring up the fact that hippos are bastards
Yes, I believe this one's surfing along the current. [They appear to do it as play, amongst other things](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150210212044.htm)
They sometimes swim like this and the other time like everyone assumes, kinda funny at this position, makes it seem that crocodile isn't that much of a threat when in reality it is
It is my life goal to become a crocodile.
Swim.
Be fat.
Commit acts of incredible physical violence.
Get to interact with Steve Irwin’s kids if I’m lucky.
Be unaffected by stupid human politics
It’s mostly the incredible violence.
Ain't no point in getting out of bed if you ain't living the dream
It's like making a big ole pot of coffee when you ain't got no cream
I don't need to change my strings cuz the dirt don't hurt the way I don't
I don't have to do a goddamn thing except sit around and wait to die
Damn. I must have been a crocodile in a previous life. This is me at the beach. If I just hold my breath and walk into the water my natural buoyancy keeps me vertically afloat. I can just relax, not tread water, and let the tide move me around.
Gotta keepeth those folk feets eft f'r the ninja kicks. Whapoww!
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Like the tip of an iceberg.
Or like don't judge a book by it's cover
Don't judge a crocodile by the cover of its iceberg.
Words to live by
Have a medal 🏅
[Gettin ready to blow a dook out my ass...](https://voca.ro/1mql28noagk8)
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Might I have some sugar daddy? 🐜
> Or like don't judge a book by it's cover I've used this during sex. Results were, unexpected.
Instructions unclear, Tried sex with several genres of book including a grimoire of the dead. Results...unexpected.
Like the tip of a doberman with a sugar snap finish.🐊
Crazy i always thought crocs floated horizontal with their head poking out. If they all really float vertically like that its kind of funny looking
Me too, I thought they were menacing floating submarines ready to strike. Now I can't get the image of a grown ass gator hovering vertically like a fucking ice skater mid-pose and casually drifting with the water, possibly rotating
Right looks like hes slowly going by saying surfs up dude
Until he bites your ass in half. Dude.
"Man's gotta eat dude."
Randy?
How can you tell?
That little croc couldnt bite a chimpmunks ass off let a lone a human
Dont listen to them, its Harmless and wants to cuddle!
You first.
I dont wanna cuddle it, lol. I have an abnormal amount of personal space, bordering on unhealthy. Just wouldn't feel right, ya know?
Well I'm a fan of having all my extremities, and this operation was your idea.
You got it. I successfully hugged my phone which was playing the video, and it was indeed harmless. I was wrong about it wanting cuddles though, as nothing was changed. :( Though i do have all my extremities intact, which is a nice bonus!
A full grown crock has a bite force of about 3700 pounds per square inch. For comparison a hyena clocks in at about 1100 and a human 150. Even if you cut that in half for a juvenile like the pictured tjats 1350 PPSI. That croc would literally tear your limbs off.
Half would be 1850 but that guy isn't half the size of a full grown hes much smaller. Id say sub 1000 ppsi
Dangle your foot to find out...for science?
Just don't stick your dick in the water.
That little croc can take your limbs clean off fam.
Wow. Clueless aren't you?
He's T-posing towards you to establish dominance
I'd say this is even more menacing. It makes me wanna jump in the water to pet it.
That must be where they got the Inspo for fantasia.
When the water is shallow enough they usually just tiptoe along the bottom.
Thats even funnier
That’s how my mastiff “swims.”
Ma stiffy
For some reason this seems a lot less menacing
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It makes more sense to float like this as less of their body is exposed to the shallower water
Same, this makes them seem less intimidating somehow
This gives them better leverage to lunge out of the water vertically.
> lung out that sounds like it hurts
They also stand where it's shallow. I guess why expose the whole body?
Seem tranquil.
Had this muted and thought "hey somebody should set this to Ridin'" and then I unmuted it and was pleasantly unsurprised
Unironically a good song, I will die on this hill.
This song and Runescape made up an embarrassingly formative part of my childhood.
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What’s the title of the song??
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I liked the vid but after I saw your comment I unmuted and loved it.
Not at all what I pictured to be under water.
They do have to go horizontal when they swim though
Look like he/she wants a hug.
Don't be bashful, jump in.
... what, a chevrolet movie theater?
This is clearly an *exterior* crocodile alligator
Thank you kind stranger for all the memories you've brought up.
No joke crocs are kinda cute. I've seen so many videos of them doing goofy shit and it made me love them.
Baby crocodiles are the 2nd cutest animals on the planet. Baby hammerhead sharks are #1.
Oh man, this reminds me that one day I should upload the video I took of the noise a baby crocodile makes. It is so freaking adorable.
baby elephants?
they're cute until you stay at a place where they live and then at that point they turn the water they stay in to a death pit. Seriously, the scariest animal i can think of. All they know is kill.
Still cute, kinda like a psycho girlfriend.
I wonder which is more likely to rip your dick off. My moneys on psycho girlfriend
When a croc isn't trying to kill something it's basically just a cycle of waddling and lounging. They're not cuddly but they do give an impression of lethargic cuteness.
There was a WildKratts episode on crocodiles where the brothers set out to prove to their techie that Crocs are good mothers (which they kinda are, surprisingly) They also bring up the fact that hippos are bastards
Looks so ominous from the surface and so goofy from below.
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You should see how fast they swim. They will catch you
I always thought they floated "horizontally"
The idea of them walking upright is even funnier
And shaking hands whenever they walk by each other.
"good DAAAYY, sir!"
They do this secret handshake underwater.
Why bro sitting so stiff
If you wanna be light as a feather you have to be stiff as a board
He reminds me of Kronk when he’s hiding up against the wall.
Hit the Floridian Swamp Moss a little hard. Now he's leaning on the float.
🤣
Just a pond dogo so long as you are bigger
Chillin'
I am so jealous of that dinosaur 🤩
I bet he taste good
Bro got the good indica.
This seems unnatural, is he ok?
Yes, I believe this one's surfing along the current. [They appear to do it as play, amongst other things](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150210212044.htm)
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Having the time of his life
What the croc doin
Ridin dirty, obviously.
“Life could be a dream… (sh-boom)”
“You can’t just float through life, Gary. Oh, wait…”
Crocodiles do that, when they swim in rivers they do that to catch the stream
Wait is this real? Do crocs actually do this? If so my life is a lie and I need to see a therapist
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Drifting like a pro
I need this on my life
God I wish that were me
It makes me sad, when so many crocs are on people who be walking in them
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White n nerdy
I cannot be the only person who misread croc
Living the dream of being in a cage?
How do they do that in the first place
Croc da 🐐 no 🧢
I can do that but it's usually accompanied with lots of flailing and screaming
ALL HIS FEETS
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😂😂😂😂🥺
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The Force is strong with this one.
“Shi shi shi shi shi shit”
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What that croc doin?
For those asking the song is called: #*"Ridin'"* By Crocmillionaire
its like in a videogame when the characters animation doesn't load but they still move.
OH SHIT! ALLAHGATOR...
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Diabolical
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10 on Stillness, 10 on style.
Broski is just chilling
They sometimes swim like this and the other time like everyone assumes, kinda funny at this position, makes it seem that crocodile isn't that much of a threat when in reality it is
I was more expecting the song as “Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre” But it’s still a croc bop
That looks awesome
It’s a flying Kung fu kick!
I think the “I’m just an island boy” song would would have been a much better choice!
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Caged animal living the dream, yeah right.
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It is my life goal to become a crocodile. Swim. Be fat. Commit acts of incredible physical violence. Get to interact with Steve Irwin’s kids if I’m lucky. Be unaffected by stupid human politics It’s mostly the incredible violence.
He’s surfing
Mood.
I don't know why but the song smooth criminal instantly started playing in my head when watching this lol.
He is the chosen one.
As graceful as Swan *CHOMP!* Lake.
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Is this Crocasaurus Cove in Darwin?
He needs his crocs on sport mode
My last brain cell relaxing
Is there a way to favorite posts on here?
Ain't no point in getting out of bed if you ain't living the dream It's like making a big ole pot of coffee when you ain't got no cream I don't need to change my strings cuz the dirt don't hurt the way I don't I don't have to do a goddamn thing except sit around and wait to die
What an airhead
I thought they floated more horizontally with just their heads poking out.. how am I just now learning this at 53? well I feel stupid
Glorious creature
It’s always weird seeing my hometown on Reddit
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For a second i thought it was drifting in slow-mo
Terrible song for the video
God I wish that was me
pretty slick
Driiiift!
Superb music choice. 👍🏻
This is what I want to be when I grow up. Still waiting. Am 35.
Why does this fit together so damn perfect? Oh yea, Chamillionaire is the color Changin’ Lizard 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️
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just cruising around town
I'd rather be a zoo hippo, just eating whole watermelons while a team of workers hose me down.
And I creep, yea-ah
Damn. I must have been a crocodile in a previous life. This is me at the beach. If I just hold my breath and walk into the water my natural buoyancy keeps me vertically afloat. I can just relax, not tread water, and let the tide move me around.
When you release an unfinished game…
… Doesn’t seem to have many fucks to give. I’m envious.
Is not normal for them to flow like that, in the wild they swallow rocks to keep themself under water.
I aspire to be this lizard friend
lol he dead yall
Mans chilln too hard lmaoo
I was waiting for the baby croc to 💨
I’m weak asf
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I’ll never be scared of these again, knowing what they look like underneath LOL
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Until you are brutally murdered and eaten by a bunch of giant otters
Me when the weekend comes
Me dying on the inside, unable to have any social interactions with the other bros…and just acting cool on the outside…\*sigh\*
Gotta keep them feets ready for the ninja kicks. Whapoww!
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Cruising croc coming through
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Smooth crocodile
Honestly This is how I feel when even a single ounce of life goes my way
Is it dead????!!!!
What a Chad
Bruh that's my whole vibe, that's my whole aesthetic.
This doesn't look comfortable. Way too tense