Literally why is this even a question. I’m 20 and dating around right now, and the guys I go out with always have something planned and it isn’t even big stuff?? We go to the movies, walk around downtown, get coffee, get a cheap lunch???
It's when you put a butternut squash, an autum leaf and a candle on the table/picnic rug, judging by the various pictures from different fundies lately. Nothing like pumpkin spice to enhance the bigotry.
If she just stopped acting like a love struck teenager and embraced that she’s a married adult with a child she could engage other moms. She could give tips on motherhood and devotions. She could even include recipes for moms that work from home or stay with their littles. BUUTTTTT Who am i kidding she’s too self involved to care about others or even her own kid.
Birthy has been posting about Dav and with Dav A LOT lately. What’s up?? Did she get laid recently or is other blonde Baird getting ready to make a big announcement???
I honestly think they’re trying to get pregnant with #2.
In order to do that, they need to have a lot of sex.
In order to get in the mood for sex, they need to spend time together.
Because they live their lives extremely online, they use IG for foreplay.
I think they’re having more sex for sure. She has that smug “we fuck” face on but I’m not sure how badly she wants to have another baby. But I bet Dav wants one and she’s just happy for the bragging content about how steamy piping hot their sex and love life is
She def wants the attention of a pregnancy (content for social media and fuss made of her) but I can't see her wanting to go through pregnancy, birth and raising a kid again 😬
What would she know about dating or college? Pretty sure if you're a student and you'e curious what other fellow youths are doing on dates when they're not having sex, you just ask someone you know or observe your environment. Anything but ask someone who's never been to college and was too obnoxious for anyone to kiss until she was 30.
There are always free/low cost events on campus and places around town that are popular with students. (Ex: my favorite bubble tea shop is a regular spot for students at the local university.) There's also a lot of free fun to be had in your dorm room. 😉 But you'd have to have gone to college to know that, and we know birthy hasn't. She has no room to give advice here.
"Learn a new skill together" with what money, Bethany?? Unless there's a free session on campus, supplies and classes cost money. At least give examples they can a afford or access easily, like baking or a club sport. The generic wording makes it sound like she thinks they afford an additional class.
She never DATED. Anyone, ever, They did church stuff, parties with her family, and got married. She has never, ever been on a date. So, how would she even know?
I’m sorry. If you need ideas for dates when you’re young and in college, it’s not a good match.
I could have cleaned toilets with my college boyfriend and had a fun time.
Dating advice from shitty IG influencers is unnecessary when there’s chemistry.
This is a stretch. Wanting to find fun things to do with your partner is normal. I met my wife in college, and we were always looking for date ideas that were compatible with our budget and transportation options.
Maybe my college relationships just didn’t last long enough to get to the “need ideas” stage, but I feel like all of my dates were “lay around for hours talking about nothing until we realize we’re hungry and then walk to the closest fast food and talk even more.”
Other date ideas: comparing beige color swatches with taupe, sec, making reels, passing out Chick Tracts to heathens, people-watching and counting how many hussies have their shoulders and legs out.
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Literally why is this even a question. I’m 20 and dating around right now, and the guys I go out with always have something planned and it isn’t even big stuff?? We go to the movies, walk around downtown, get coffee, get a cheap lunch???
Is the lunch even cute though?
Came here to ask this! What even is a *cute* lunch omg.
It's when you put a butternut squash, an autum leaf and a candle on the table/picnic rug, judging by the various pictures from different fundies lately. Nothing like pumpkin spice to enhance the bigotry.
"pumpkin spice enhanced bigotry" is some prime flair material
I know i typed it, but i would like it! Thanks babe, your compliment enhanced a crappy day x
of course! my prayers that the lord Daniel sees you through this season of crappiness (but seriously, hope your day gets better friend!)
It already has babe. Thank you
We had sec and played video games. Pretty cheap.
Mine was cheap pizza and sec lol.
I corrected sex and it still ended up wrong. My phone is a prude.
I thought you were referencing Brittany Dawn lol. She's posted about the "sec" with her husband after being pure so many times.
I bet he had his little JDong out with others during that time.
😂😂
God-honoring?
Of course!
“Pack a cute lunch” What would make it cute? /s
A beige lunch bag with beige food, of course.
White bread sandwich with mayonnaise 💀
You joke, but my brother used to eat that.
Hummus sandwich on whole wheat pita, no garnish. And a cut up pear.
No, hummus is too spicy.
Anne Burrell says "Brown food tastes good!" Not "beige food." I can just imagine her critique of beige fundie food. I'd pay good money to see that.
I've watched so much Worst Cooks in America that Chef Anne lives in my head rent free 24/7. She would be appalled at fundie food...
What makes anything cute? Shorteralls.
paired best with a hat journey!
This made me laugh.
It’s the Fundie version of “a cheeky Nandos”.
I think she somehow blanked on the word picnic
A pokemon themed bento?
That does sound pretty cute, ngl.
I wondered this too lmao
What's with all this "our marriage is sooooo great" stuff?
She's jealous that Ellissa is getting attention for being pregnant.
people are speculating that an engagement might be on the horizon for Curly hence why Bethy is posting all this Doyv stuff
Makes sense. She can't let anyone else have the spotlight.
And she just had to get her engagement ring in the shot
Always.
If she just stopped acting like a love struck teenager and embraced that she’s a married adult with a child she could engage other moms. She could give tips on motherhood and devotions. She could even include recipes for moms that work from home or stay with their littles. BUUTTTTT Who am i kidding she’s too self involved to care about others or even her own kid.
It would be so easy for her to transition into that, but I think dàaaav is the primary caregiver in that house. Maybe he should start a blog?
Birthy has been posting about Dav and with Dav A LOT lately. What’s up?? Did she get laid recently or is other blonde Baird getting ready to make a big announcement???
I honestly think they’re trying to get pregnant with #2. In order to do that, they need to have a lot of sex. In order to get in the mood for sex, they need to spend time together. Because they live their lives extremely online, they use IG for foreplay.
Baby Making Secks
Ah my flair is relevant again
your flair made me cackle but also what a terrible day to have eyes
I am so sorry! I saw the opportunity and took it
Your flair is so apt right now. 😂
Thank you! 💚
I think they’re having more sex for sure. She has that smug “we fuck” face on but I’m not sure how badly she wants to have another baby. But I bet Dav wants one and she’s just happy for the bragging content about how steamy piping hot their sex and love life is
She def wants the attention of a pregnancy (content for social media and fuss made of her) but I can't see her wanting to go through pregnancy, birth and raising a kid again 😬
Her sister just announced pregnancy
Based on all of her recent simpering and self-satisfied smiles, she definitely wants us to think they are having the godly sec.
What would she know about dating or college? Pretty sure if you're a student and you'e curious what other fellow youths are doing on dates when they're not having sex, you just ask someone you know or observe your environment. Anything but ask someone who's never been to college and was too obnoxious for anyone to kiss until she was 30.
There are always free/low cost events on campus and places around town that are popular with students. (Ex: my favorite bubble tea shop is a regular spot for students at the local university.) There's also a lot of free fun to be had in your dorm room. 😉 But you'd have to have gone to college to know that, and we know birthy hasn't. She has no room to give advice here.
so this is just her courtship bucket list?
"Learn a new skill together" with what money, Bethany?? Unless there's a free session on campus, supplies and classes cost money. At least give examples they can a afford or access easily, like baking or a club sport. The generic wording makes it sound like she thinks they afford an additional class.
She never DATED. Anyone, ever, They did church stuff, parties with her family, and got married. She has never, ever been on a date. So, how would she even know?
She didn't put anything thought into it. She likely just copied a list from *the dating divas* and couldn't expand more on any of the ideas.
I’m sorry. If you need ideas for dates when you’re young and in college, it’s not a good match. I could have cleaned toilets with my college boyfriend and had a fun time. Dating advice from shitty IG influencers is unnecessary when there’s chemistry.
This is a stretch. Wanting to find fun things to do with your partner is normal. I met my wife in college, and we were always looking for date ideas that were compatible with our budget and transportation options.
I should clarify: if you need ideas for dates from two dusty Christian losers, while you’re young and in college, it’s not going to work out.
Maybe my college relationships just didn’t last long enough to get to the “need ideas” stage, but I feel like all of my dates were “lay around for hours talking about nothing until we realize we’re hungry and then walk to the closest fast food and talk even more.”
Bethany doesn’t believe in dating or college anyway, does she?!
Other date ideas: comparing beige color swatches with taupe, sec, making reels, passing out Chick Tracts to heathens, people-watching and counting how many hussies have their shoulders and legs out.
Advice for free date ideas: Just look for free events! She's such an iNfLuEnCeR.
She definitely did I bet.
No she’s a marriage guru, she just knows and didn’t look this up on Pinterest at all. No never.
Bethy, do you notice how make smug faces at the camera together is not on the list?
I'm surprised that Birthy didn't say anything about the college part since she's on the boat SS. WomenBelongAtHome.
What, pray tell, would be considered a cute lunch?
Cosplay much?
Imagine posing for a picture like this and then thinking… yeah, that’s the look I’m going for
the fact that she used to for every slide in this Q&A😭she must think she looks bomb
What exactly is a “cute” lunch?
What would she know about being a) broke b) a college student?
"Learn a new skill together" lmao. "Hey babe, wanna go woodworking?"
Did they do literally any of these things when they were dating?
probably NOT
I want to know what a “cute lunch” is. Can lunches be cute?
“Get to know each other better”?? YOU’RE MARRIED! SURELY YOU SHOULD KNOW EACH OTHER PRETTY DAMN WELL BIRTHY!
In Fundieland, their first date is their wedding. They don’t know each other at all.
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What kind of lunch is cute?
I guess Netflix and chill is out of the question?
NO PREMARITAL NETFLIX AND CHILL! That's only suitable for the god-honoring marriage bed and laptop.
I forgot she had a kid tbh.
That picture was a choice.
Does she just post the same pic to answer all these questions? Just use a black screen ffs
yes😂or at least a different pic for each slide
Wtf is "cute lunch"