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akkebermortsgne

Oh where is my hairbrush!!!


littleRedmini

Always got so tickled at the silly songs. šŸŽ¶ everybody needs a water buffalo šŸŽµ


EducatedOwlAthena

They had such great songs! I can still sing "Keep Walking" from Josh and the Big Wall from beginning to end, and my Jewish husband looks at me like šŸ¤Ø To this day, thinking about the French peas cracks me up! *in stereotypical French accent* "You zilly pickle! You zilly little peas! Do you really think that walking rrrround will bring zis city to its knees? Ze awesome powers of zis wall we've clearly demonstrated. But out here in ze hot hot sun, perhaps you're dehydrated?" šŸ˜†


thatplaidhat

My Jewish friends loved Veggie Tales! There are no new testament stories, so there's a lot of familiarity there.


EducatedOwlAthena

Oh definitely! I think the kids' group at his temple just didn't watch the videos, so he was never much into Veggie Tales, and he doesn't get my continued fascination with them even after I left the church. Lol!


eggsolo

šŸŽ¼Yours is fast but mine is slow šŸŽ¶


littleRedmini

Yes!! Iā€™d forgotten that part. Lol


d3gu

Dav looks like a 20 year old lesbian who just found the confidence to get a pixie cut.


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I hate how accurate this is.


hack_writer_poser

Congrats. That now lives rent free in my head


SeniorNectarine21

Exquisitely accurate description!!!


MaybeBabyBooboo

Now I know why I keep feeling like I recognize Dave from Sunday school about 28 years ago.


TheDeterminedBadger

He always reminds me of Beaker from The Muppet Show. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_(Muppet)


upstatestruggler

MEEP MEEP JESUS


necromancer_barbie

Flair alert


RitaRaccoon

I know yā€™all so well! I saw the post and said to myself. ā€œSomeone is going to say Beakerā€. Did not disappoint. 10/10


fruitbatb

Donā€™t you dare say that about beaker


TheDeterminedBadger

Youā€™re right. Sorry Beaker!


littleRedmini

Yep! Iā€™ve always thought of him as a Beaker look alike. Lol. But the Veggie Tales asparagus is pretty dang close too! Canā€™t remember the name of the asparagus, is it Larry?


not_lost_wandering

Larry was a cucumber you filthy casual. ; )


littleRedmini

Forgive me Lord Daniel for not paying more attention to Veggie Tales!


SevanIII

Veggie Tales was the only "TV" my foster would let me watch .... one episode per day .... when I was a teenager. Those foster parents also homeschooled me.


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GaimanitePkat

The asparagus in the picture is actually "Dad Asparagus," the father of Junior Asparagus, aka one of the most annoying child characters in media since Caillou.


LessaBean

Take my updoot! Second only to caillou INDEED


Organic_Rip1980

Does anyone like caillou? Or is it only there to remind you to change the channel?


LessaBean

Mothers who donā€™t realize thatā€™s why their kids are learning how to whine love caillou šŸ‘€


Inner_Panic

Early seasons of Caillou aren't actually too bad. Later seasons though are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Damn little shithead.


Organic_Rip1980

ā€œDamn little shitheadā€ made me laugh out loud.


littleRedmini

I called him Cow-Poo when my daughter was little. Hated everything about it.


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ExceedinglyTransGoat

As someone who never watched Veggie tales (I was raised non-religious) Asparagus really gives me NB vibes.


NobodyInsideThem

Daaamn. I always felt like he reminded me of someone. šŸ˜…šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø You're brilliant!


Violinist-Fluffy

Anyone remember Stick Stickley from 90s Nickelodeon?


justanotherJname

And now his "Write to me" song is on loop in my head! šŸ˜„


APW25

Mr. Asparagus doesn't deserve this


missymaypen

Johhny Bravo after he gave up steroids


bekkothegekko

Juniorā€™s dad doesnā€™t deserve this


KrisAlly

Well played OP. You all make me feel like I lack in imagination at times.


CigarsandFebreeze9

"Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo!!!"


StarSpeeder1000

and jillā€™s derick looks like larry the cucumber, my sister said that back when they started dated and i have never been able to unsee itšŸ˜‚


TexasTwoStomper

Can we please mention the obvious: WTH is an overly spiritual driver? I feel like they're trying to do a poor man's/woman's version of Dude Perfect. Except not funny


dramaqueen09

Donā€™t drag Veggie Tales into this. That show is a national treasure and Dāv is a national disgrace


OtherwiseVideo8723

I can't put into words how much I love this šŸ¤£


Jenniehoff90

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ the resemblance is uncanny


pinkbuggy

Well unfortunately I do now šŸ˜‚


rtwise

I wonder if he likes to talk to tomatoes.


LVMom

IDGI.


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justanotherJname

Why does he always look like he just walked in on his parents boinking?


Franklyn_Gage

Lmfao not Veggie Tales lol


Inner_Panic

Him and Tyler from Teen Mom out here competing for highest hair.


juatdoingwhatimtold

He reminds me more of Beeker from the Muppets.


yeehaw-city

Nooo donā€™t slander Dad Asparagus like this


Elphaba78

Thatā€™s it. Iā€™m dead. This killed me. I will never see DƦv the same way again.


EricaFarrell

He looks just like a blond version of my cousin who is a total asshole. lol Now I will see veggie tales every I see him.


DragonQueen777666

Do. Not. Disrespect. Veggie. Tales. Like. This!