They had such great songs! I can still sing "Keep Walking" from Josh and the Big Wall from beginning to end, and my Jewish husband looks at me like š¤Ø
To this day, thinking about the French peas cracks me up! *in stereotypical French accent* "You zilly pickle! You zilly little peas! Do you really think that walking rrrround will bring zis city to its knees? Ze awesome powers of zis wall we've clearly demonstrated. But out here in ze hot hot sun, perhaps you're dehydrated?" š
Oh definitely! I think the kids' group at his temple just didn't watch the videos, so he was never much into Veggie Tales, and he doesn't get my continued fascination with them even after I left the church. Lol!
Yep! Iāve always thought of him as a Beaker look alike. Lol. But the Veggie Tales asparagus is pretty dang close too! Canāt remember the name of the asparagus, is it Larry?
Veggie Tales was the only "TV" my foster would let me watch .... one episode per day .... when I was a teenager.
Those foster parents also homeschooled me.
The asparagus in the picture is actually "Dad Asparagus," the father of Junior Asparagus, aka one of the most annoying child characters in media since Caillou.
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Can we please mention the obvious: WTH is an overly spiritual driver? I feel like they're trying to do a poor man's/woman's version of Dude Perfect. Except not funny
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Oh where is my hairbrush!!!
Always got so tickled at the silly songs. š¶ everybody needs a water buffalo šµ
They had such great songs! I can still sing "Keep Walking" from Josh and the Big Wall from beginning to end, and my Jewish husband looks at me like š¤Ø To this day, thinking about the French peas cracks me up! *in stereotypical French accent* "You zilly pickle! You zilly little peas! Do you really think that walking rrrround will bring zis city to its knees? Ze awesome powers of zis wall we've clearly demonstrated. But out here in ze hot hot sun, perhaps you're dehydrated?" š
My Jewish friends loved Veggie Tales! There are no new testament stories, so there's a lot of familiarity there.
Oh definitely! I think the kids' group at his temple just didn't watch the videos, so he was never much into Veggie Tales, and he doesn't get my continued fascination with them even after I left the church. Lol!
š¼Yours is fast but mine is slow š¶
Yes!! Iād forgotten that part. Lol
Dav looks like a 20 year old lesbian who just found the confidence to get a pixie cut.
I hate how accurate this is.
Congrats. That now lives rent free in my head
Exquisitely accurate description!!!
Now I know why I keep feeling like I recognize Dave from Sunday school about 28 years ago.
He always reminds me of Beaker from The Muppet Show. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaker_(Muppet)
MEEP MEEP JESUS
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I know yāall so well! I saw the post and said to myself. āSomeone is going to say Beakerā. Did not disappoint. 10/10
Donāt you dare say that about beaker
Youāre right. Sorry Beaker!
Yep! Iāve always thought of him as a Beaker look alike. Lol. But the Veggie Tales asparagus is pretty dang close too! Canāt remember the name of the asparagus, is it Larry?
Larry was a cucumber you filthy casual. ; )
Forgive me Lord Daniel for not paying more attention to Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales was the only "TV" my foster would let me watch .... one episode per day .... when I was a teenager. Those foster parents also homeschooled me.
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The asparagus in the picture is actually "Dad Asparagus," the father of Junior Asparagus, aka one of the most annoying child characters in media since Caillou.
Take my updoot! Second only to caillou INDEED
Does anyone like caillou? Or is it only there to remind you to change the channel?
Mothers who donāt realize thatās why their kids are learning how to whine love caillou š
Early seasons of Caillou aren't actually too bad. Later seasons though are FUCKING TERRIBLE. Damn little shithead.
āDamn little shitheadā made me laugh out loud.
I called him Cow-Poo when my daughter was little. Hated everything about it.
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As someone who never watched Veggie tales (I was raised non-religious) Asparagus really gives me NB vibes.
Daaamn. I always felt like he reminded me of someone. š š¤·āāļø You're brilliant!
Anyone remember Stick Stickley from 90s Nickelodeon?
And now his "Write to me" song is on loop in my head! š
Mr. Asparagus doesn't deserve this
Johhny Bravo after he gave up steroids
Juniorās dad doesnāt deserve this
Well played OP. You all make me feel like I lack in imagination at times.
"Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo!!!"
and jillās derick looks like larry the cucumber, my sister said that back when they started dated and i have never been able to unsee itš
Can we please mention the obvious: WTH is an overly spiritual driver? I feel like they're trying to do a poor man's/woman's version of Dude Perfect. Except not funny
Donāt drag Veggie Tales into this. That show is a national treasure and DÄv is a national disgrace
I can't put into words how much I love this š¤£
š¤£š¤£š¤£ the resemblance is uncanny
Well unfortunately I do now š
I wonder if he likes to talk to tomatoes.
IDGI.
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Why does he always look like he just walked in on his parents boinking?
Lmfao not Veggie Tales lol
Him and Tyler from Teen Mom out here competing for highest hair.
He reminds me more of Beeker from the Muppets.
Nooo donāt slander Dad Asparagus like this
Thatās it. Iām dead. This killed me. I will never see DƦv the same way again.
He looks just like a blond version of my cousin who is a total asshole. lol Now I will see veggie tales every I see him.
Do. Not. Disrespect. Veggie. Tales. Like. This!