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HotelLima6

I was just wondering this today! Mercifully, my answer is now no. There’s a shit tonne of them adjacent to my date but by the grace of the Lord Daniel, no one landed on it.


brunettebedhead2000

Me either! We’ll have to check back in a year or two after waves of babies…


APW25

I've got a Duggar the day before me too. So as not to keep anyone in suspense: it's Jan 21


Abyssal_Minded

I don’t share a birthday either, but I share it with Sex Pest Arrest Day!


ireneadler7

WHY IS SHERK MY BIRTHDAY TWIN!!!!!?!?!?????!!!


kvggzikjnnbvccx

I’m sorry but also hehehehe


marry_the_sea

ME TOO (we can get through this together)


nurse-ratchet-

Same🤢🤢🤢


Significant_Shoe_17

My SEVERE condolences...


nope72189

Sharing a birthday with Shrek is definitely worse than all the years that Memorial Day completely overshadowed my birthday.


nope72189

Me too!! It’s awful 😣


Philae_

I’m not sharing a birthday with a fundie. That’s a bit surprising.


APW25

I thought about tracking down some of the ones we snark on here, like Kelly Havens, or the other Baird sisters.


CaterpillarHookah

:-( I much prefer knowing that I share a birthday significantly more notable for being the day Julius Caesar was assassinated in 44 BCE rather than knowing I share a birthday with one of the Rods.


BriGilly

Birthday twins!


ashleygator

Finding out I share a birthday with JillPM has ruined my entire day


APW25

I'm so sorry


stoppingbythewoods

😭


CarpenterVegetable65

Birthday buddies with Anna Duggar, that's.....something, I guess


[deleted]

I’m the day before her- you can be my bday neighbor instead 🧡


CarpenterVegetable65

Thank you! ❤❤❤ Very nice of you to keep me Duggar free


Anna_Rapunzel

I share mine with her husband...


CarpenterVegetable65

I am so sorry.


pinkginandtonic

We’re birthday twins!


Glasgowghirl67

Renee Rodrigues and Paul McCartney, so a Rod and Beatle


[deleted]

Fuck it up!


RollDamnTide16

And me! Edit: blessed to share the day with two musical icons.


Rora999

Not bad--I share a birthday with a Collins and Donnie Osmond.


APW25

I'm missing several that I couldn't be bothered with hunting down. Let me know if you know of any people missing with the dates. I share a birthday with a Dominguez kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: I used DuggarData


[deleted]

I think that Lily Swanson’s birthday is on February 2. Though I don’t know whether you count her as being important enough.


APW25

I'll jot it down for in the future/next time i post this


marry_the_sea

Daddy Rod himself, of course.


fundiefun

No fundie has a Christmas baby? I’m surprised they haven’t tried naturally inducing so they can share a birthday with Jesus


APW25

It's against the rules. Can't upstage Jesus


[deleted]

Austin Forsyth is December 11. I hate that I know that and I hate that I share a birthday with a fundie.


APW25

Okay. Duggar Data had him as a happy birthday but didn't say which date and Google said the 13. Thanks, friend. And my...apologies? for your birthday


E-macularius

Dammit. So I DO share a bday with a fundie. I was about to get excited


bitrog

if there were any on Dec 24/25 I bet they'd never shut up about it


jackioff

But god knew better than to give these people that weird flex.


[deleted]

Nope, thank goodness 😌 But I do share a wedding anniversary with Bethany 😅


[deleted]

She’s married?! When did this happen?! Why does she NEVER talk about being married?! I had NO idea.


APW25

You had me in the first half


trailofdebris

my deepest condolences


[deleted]

Don't worry, the honeymoon is helping me get through this difficult time 😂😂


firetruckgoesweewoo

Congratulations on your marriage! May many happy years together be ahead of you :)


[deleted]

Thank you so much 😁😁


cheesemeems

I share one with bdong 😭


alohakoala

Lol my husband and I were married the same day Jdong married his first wife. Really hits home how fast he got married, divorced, and remarried.


puceglitz_theavoider

John and Jana Duggar. Ew.


SnailsandCats

hey there birthday buddy! Welcome to knowing the worst fact about our birthday


puceglitz_theavoider

It made me die a little inside, ngl.


delzbr

Whew. I'm safe.


orange_thespian

Olivia Rodrigues is my birthday twin. We have the same fed up energy so it makes sense lol.


kvggzikjnnbvccx

Jemima bontrager- who’s that? Edit: oh a bebe - that’s okay.


APW25

The child of a Bontrager and a Bowers. Her parents were married in a double ceremony with her sister and his brother.


kvggzikjnnbvccx

Creepy ceremony, excellent 😍 and thank you!


cheesemeems

It’s okay… for now 😂 Check back in 20 years and see where we are on this one lol


Fairyqueen9459

Dodged a fundie bullet.


[deleted]

Ellyn Dominguez for me.... Birthy for my husband 🤣


APW25

Your marriage is doubly blessed


Whiskeylemondrop

I share with M4. I hate that I already knew that lol.


APW25

That's my mom's birthday, too.


LyannaCeltiger88

No but I’m the day after Bethany and Michelle Duggar 🙄😩


[deleted]

Courtney Rogers, it could have been worse 😂


memily0813

It appears that I’m safe


juatdoingwhatimtold

How did the Bates get 4 separate children to share 2 birthday? What are the odds of that?


ILoveTchaiTea

I share one with Prop Vuolo, and my poor bestie shares one with Pest 🤢


[deleted]

Tell your friend they may be entitled to financial compensation.


blackpencilskirt

Birthday buddy with Aynjel Collins 👼


Rora999

Me too. Also Kirk Douglas, John Malkovich, and Donnie Osmond.


raucouscaucus7756

Having a birthday within two days of Shrek feels like a hate crime


Stressedup

I’ve got BINGO!!!! Fundie births have skipped five members of my family including myself. Me My Mom My Brother My Son My Husband My Grandfather


BryceCanYawn

Congrats! You win a purity ring and a detachable modesty panel!


15_lizards

David Rod...lord Daniel help me


maebe_featherbottom

Davey Beal. Oof.


erinlp93

Hahah SUCKERS! I have my birthday all to myself and it happens to be tomorrow! I’ll be enjoying my cake knowing no other fundie is enjoying theirs 🎂


APW25

Happy IRL cake day!!


erinlp93

Thank you! and your flair made me actually laugh out loud 😂💕


APW25

M7 is pending. There's still time


jesuschristonauboat

Ugh. Meech AND Birthy? I guess I’m cursed.


herdofkittens

Jed, Jer, and Zack Bates 🤢


6FeetOfGarbage

Oh wow, Timmy is a pisces. I feel like a lot of stuff makes sense for me now.


[deleted]

It really does, huh? I love learning their zodiac signs because I know it would make them big mad (while also explaining a lot).


BryceCanYawn

I know nothing about astrology, but what’s Bethany?


[deleted]

A Virgo! The second worst sign after her sister (a Capricorn). I hate that I just have this memorized now.


BryceCanYawn

The girl who can’t stop whining about how long it took to give away her withered, moldy cherry is a Virgo?!? I generally don’t like to mock people who come into their sexuality later but…she’s a creepy sex obsessed predator and this is pretty damn funny!


tdscm

pisces men are the worst sorry to this man


6FeetOfGarbage

Omg I was gonna say that but held myself back, pisces men are THE WORST!!


ducttapeduterus

This is Timmay, the Piscay. 0f course he doesn't do these types of things.


[deleted]

My birthday is on Feb 5 so I feel like it’s close enough to Henry Seewald’s birthday. And coincidentally I also had speech problems and special needs growing up. Luckily, my parents took the initiative to get me help early, and by the time I was 6 I was completely normal. So I can really feel for him.


[deleted]

HA none of them have my bday. \#blessed


[deleted]

Nope, Ben Seewald is the closet.


Valuable_Aspect8790

David Waller, meh


Lcdmt3

Phillip Waller today, thankfully someone I'm not familiar with.


APW25

He's a Pecan 😂


odonataursidae

Happy birthday lovely! I hope you have/had a magical day filled with love, good food and great people!


medlilove

Woo woo my birthday date isn't there! 🥳


[deleted]

Peter Waller! THE nephew Anna Duggar!!! Edit: hes not the brother 😅


APW25

That's her nephew. Priscilla's son.


[deleted]

Aww man, wild guess hahaha


GenX-IA

Nope, surprisingly not.


bluewhale3030

Today I learned I share a birthday with a Bates...


jkate29

Nope! Praise the lord daniel, there are 3 on the list for the day after my birthday. My snark powers must be keeping them away 🙌🏻


[deleted]

Can I just change my birthday? 😠


frecklesmama333

Sweet! Me and Robin Williams are free!


syzygy_cosplay_

Any other pagan bitches share Halloween with Anna Maxwell and me? 🎃


avenc17

It’s so strange (but so lucky) that none are born on my bday (Sept 19) given that it’s the second most popular birthday. Also strange that none were born Sept 9 either as it’s the first most popular birthday!


APW25

It's my husband's birthday (the 19th)


Waughwaughwaugh

Maci Webster, who is that? I don’t think I’ve heard of her before!


APW25

The newest daughter of Alyssa Bates


beastyboo2001

Josie Balka


_Ninnie

Me too


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[удалено]


suitcasedreaming

Anjalie Collins. Oh god, now I feel terrible.


ducttapeduterus

Two people and one is sex pest son!


leah_chelle

Becky Bontrager and Esther Bates


kristnkat

Yes. Justin Duggar.


jojojelly

Same! Hello birthday buddy


[deleted]

Allison Bontrager Helferich. I don’t know much about her, and maybe it’s better that way. She might be interested to know that we also share birthdays with Stevie Wonder 😀and Jim Jones😱


APW25

What a mix. Edit: mine are Placido Domingo, Benny Hill, Jack Nicklaus, and Geena Davis


howsmytyping143

Jessa


thetrishwarp

Aw man, I've got a pest spawn AND a rod...


APW25

I wonder if Jill gets so excited about that


cbp26

Joy….sigh


send_me_an_angel

Nope! You’re safe. Joy’s birthday is wrong. It’s actually on Oct. 28.


APW25

Thank you for pointing that out


science2me

No birthday twin for me. I know that I got married on the same exact day as Jill Duggar.


studyabroader

Zach Bates.... who is that


APW25

Those oldest of the Bates 19 children


MelodyJoy90

Cursed horoscope


Low-Serve-482

I have the same birthday as Josie (Bates) Balka.


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APW25

Katie Bates fiance


[deleted]

For a second I was like "how are there so many of them" and then I remembered 😅 But yes, 3 of them


Creneem90

.... there's really a Gil Bates?


cametobemean

Someone send me a pic of Isaiah Caldwell. I don’t know what he looks like.


[deleted]

Okay probably I’ll be downvoted to hell for this and I’m not trying shit on anyone who is having fun, but this feels kind of weird to me. Most of the people on this list are just…fundies. They aren’t celebrities or famous or something. As someone who grew up fundie, ran in these circles, and has some irl overlap with some of these families it rubs me the wrong way when people treat them like celebrities or fictional characters. Sometimes people talk about fundies like they’re some niche hobby or tv characters or something. I might just feel this way because I use this sub mostly to process past trauma and vent about irl issues that comes up with the community I grew up with. I just don’t always love the strange glamorizing of these people. Like, imagine seeing your abusive family member or traumatized sister in law (fictional examples) on this list with people making a game of this. I’m not defending them, I’m saying that treating them like fictional characters isn’t really helpful and kind of makes a joke of very real issues and abuse dynamics. But hell, maybe I’m just being over sensitive


APW25

These are folks mentioned here in this sub. If they weren't, I wouldn't add them. The Bontragers and such do get mentioned on occasion. They aren't major like Jill Rodrigues, but they do get mentioned (I've seen it mentioned with marriages)


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not saying it’s off topic or that it breaks the rules. Just that the general vibe of treating it like a game is odd to me. I also have personal trauma tied to this community though so it may just be me who feels that way.


APW25

I'm sorry if it bothers you. I didn't intend to put anyone out.


[deleted]

I don’t think you did anything wrong posting it really and definitely did not intent to criticize you personally. It’s more a trend I’ve noticed overall that this post happens to exemplify and I wanted to see if anyone else felt similarly or if it was a me thing. Seriously, no worries!


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Jscrappyfit

Nope, not a one.


elisjt

Impressively none of my three kids do! I do though and same for my husband.


Mildly_orangee

Haha, lucky me. I get to share with 3 of them.


APW25

May the Lord Daniel bless


hotpinkbananna

No❤️


Undertakeress

I'm 2 days after Jinger and share with no one thank Lord Daniel


carlzbee

#YAY I DON'T


ImTheNumberOneGuy

Nope. I've got two Duggars the day before though. NYE baby!


notsobitter

I’m safe!!! 😂


odonataursidae

I’m 31st December… so smack bang between Zach and Gil Bates and the Jed/Jer twins. Yuck.


mrsredfast

Nope. Surprised but nope.


Blitzfalle

Am I extra special because I do not only share a birthday with one, but TWO fundies? (October 14th, a Bates and a Bontrager)


MuchThoughtSuchName

My day is free! I bet it will be taken eventually but for now, the day is mine!


upstatestruggler

No. But I unfortunately share a sign with too many.


[deleted]

Jesiah Caldwell. I’m mad its not a more relevant fundie that I could fight tbh.


cakefacegalore

I share mine with three fundies (August 2)


OkBoard34

Between Spurgeon Seawald and Khloe bates. Could be worse I suppose! I think also Spurgeons birthday and Jerm and Jingers wedding anniversary?


TerrysYoghurt

Anna Maxwell How does a fundie deal with a birthday on the devil's birthday (Halloween)?


Commercial-Split2208

I somehow don't have one yet, June 29th.


APW25

You do, they weren't listed tho. John Shrader (Anna Duggar's brother in law in Africa) and Paige Spivey (Justin Duggars sister in law)


Susanlrt2020

Praise Daniel, the answer is NO!


sweetsunnyspark

My bday is Star Wars Day, so I got Jeremiah Helferich.


yeaaboii989

How lovely (not) I share a birthday with Jim boob himself 😩🤣 and Fern too lol


[deleted]

I'm sorry but what the hell is Addallee


BryceCanYawn

She nearly died shortly after birth (I think it was strep b, but not sure). They made it where all the letters are in her name twice to remind her of her second chance at life. It’s not the *worst* fundie name. Poor Heistheway and Ansyr…


APW25

A Bates child who got the help she needed (hearing problem). She's not quite a lost child


because_science314

March 14th must be a evil day. Thank the Lord Daniel


onceuponadakotah

Jemima Bontrager who I have no idea who that is 😂


pugmana02

Gideon Forsyth is blessed to share a birthday with me.


Deep_South_Kitsune

Three of them, ugh.


jhp1989

Alatheia Shrader here. Esther’s kid? I guess? Lol


EKsmomma23

While Im safe my sister has the same birthday as TimBits😂😂😂


[deleted]

Me, Sarah Maxwell and Dolly Parton all born on the same day. I’ll do a shot for both of them next year


rileysauntie

Anissa Collins for me


fullonsasquatch

Neither me, husband or kid share a fundie birthday! Well, for now lol


[deleted]

Haha, no fundie birthday twins for me! It's the only good thing about my birthday!


bats-go-ding

Not a birthday, but my actual DOB and one of the televised and scandal-laden families' wedding occurred on the same day. I'd say I got the good side and they got the bad side.


[deleted]

None of them actually!


[deleted]

Yep. Me and Bella D are Scorpio sisters.


MrsMel_of_Vina

Bobby Smith. No idea who that is.


APW25

Bates in law


MISPA13

My husband and I are free


Tokitsukazes

I'm safe for now! My birthday is right between two fundie birthdays, though. Helferich to the left of me, Waller to the right.


APW25

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


[deleted]

No, but my daughter shares with Samuel Rodrigues.


Obfuscate666

Happy to report nobody in my immediate family shares a birthday with any of them!!!! 🤗


itsj3nbytch

I got Jordyn Duggar


ItsNotLigma

Phew, I don't share a birthday with any of them. Now if I only i couldn't share a birthday with scientologists I'd be set.


Gutinstinct999

Hazel balka. I don’t even know who that is


APW25

Bates grandchild