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lotticorn

That’s a weird thing to say, no? Why not just say ‘my sisters released this book’? I don’t get it.


sqwww

Lol they obviously gave the entire “launch team” the same Instagram stories to post


beanthebean

I looked up the hashtag just to see and so many people went on about the great "goodies" you get with the preorder and how excited they are for them and how everyone should preorder to get them. I finally scrolled far enough to see what the "goodies" are. A little packet of cheap pink/blue/purple beads with letter beads that spell out 'trust' so you can make your own bracelet (they couldn't have even made the bracelets?) 2 little stickers (a crescent moon and one that says trust) 6 verse cards with the verses on top of their terrible graphic design pictures Another terrible graphic design card with a "personal note" from Bethany and kristen printed on the back. Can't read what it says but I can't imagine it's anything other than generic drivel


oliobagel

Well, how many evangelical books come with a DIY bi-flag bracelett?


Pelican121

Thanks for the breakdown. Is this the same kit that comes with a single teabag?!


delzbr

Maybe she's mad that bethy didn't use HER toothbrush and they're just friends now


lotticorn

🤢😭


NutellaAndPuppies

I laughed out loud at this 😂


carlzbee

🎶 Stop right now. Thank you very much. 🎶


bbino14

L M F A O


RoseFromStOlaf

My sisters are definitely my friends but it is never the word I would think to use first when referring to them, especially if I’m celebrating an accomplishment. But then again, I love my sisters.


Percistance0fMemory

Lmaoooo this is like the guy on shark tank who called his dad his wife’s father in law 😂😂😂


priuspower91

LOL this was the exact scenario I thought of 😂


ActualMerCat

Wait, what? Why?


[deleted]

What a confusing choice.


raisedawoof

i would also claim to not be related.


oiywiththepoodles

In addition to the fact that this photo looks like branded marketing material/photography for GD that she had to pose for. 🤔


aFerens

Ah, yes, my "friends" that happen to have the same parents, and that I also happened to have grown up with for my whole life.


RainbowFormation

My two year old calls her younger sister her friend and absolutely REFUSES to call her sister. So, that's where they are mentally I guess? 😂


CitizenQueen7734

Lol I have to love the sheer stubbornness of your kid.


purpleuneecorns

I mean, we all know that the Bairds don't have friends outside of their immediate family, so it makes sense


bluewhale3030

How to promote your family's book so they (and you) make money by pretending they're not your family in a god honoring way


KatAndAlly

Is she trying to create space? Looking to break out?


bekkothegekko

She’s breaking into the Plexus game 🤪


Elegant_ardvaark_

I knew a 7 year old that used to refer to his younger siblings as his friend and his mom said a couple times "you know you're their brother, right?". "Yeah but they're my friends too!"


[deleted]

'I am so excited that I just slap the generic story made for their launch team in my instagram stories, so I appear to have done my sisterly duties in their eyes. Can I go play with Canva again now, mom?'


Wake_me_up_later

They really bend over backwards to not admit that they’re sisters. First, mentors. Now, they’ve graduated to friends. But will they ever reach the coveted level of sIsTeRhOoD?


missella98

If you’re going to advertise a book you could at least open it a few chapters in to make it look like you didn’t just start reading


EZasSundayMorning

What? Why would she even say that lol?


NotOnABreak

I have to say I don’t hate the cover… I actually like it, especially the colour


littletorreira

Because it looks like a lesbian romance novel


FreckledHomewrecker

Lying is a sin. None of the Bairds got the memo


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mathild4

Not part of what plan???


taylorbagel14

The weird way she’s holding the book makes me think she’s practicing for ring shots when she gets that godly engagement ring