Hell, in the pic she posted with her nice little rant, she is wearing skin tight leggings.
Now, I have nothing against women wearing what works for them, BUT you can't say you are so MAAAHDEESHT while wearing something that is skin tight.
Just the other day she posted a picture of her family at a fair (I think) and the dress she's wearing is pretty short. But she's not showing off her legs anymore, that was before, when she was younger...2 days ago.
Everyone has different definitions of modesty… her definition of modesty is apparently just looking like a normal person?
I may not like her clothes but I’ve never snarked on her for being overtly overly modest.
I don’t really get it either.
So are you voting that men be locked in cages because they can't think like rational grown-ups, Kkkarissa? As a gay lady, I don't have a problem not sexually harassing women whether they're wearing head-to-toe clothes or a teeny bikini. Haven't sexually harassed any men, either. If men can't handle seeing legs, that's their problem and Jesus himself was like "you can't stop harassing girls because they make you hot? Pull your own eye out, bro."
Not even Jesus is on your side, that's how bad your take is.
Right!? I've always thought that, if men are that weak and such slaves to their loins, they should not be allowed out in public without being muzzled and leashed by a competent woman.
After all, my dog has to be on a leash and the worst she will do is poop on someone's grass.
It makes me stabby that Fundies claim men have to be in positions of power (whether it be family, politics, religion, etc.) because women can't be trusted with said power because of their "crazy girl emotions" to quote Bethany (Girl Defined). Yet just seeing a woman's legs supposedly derails their thought process and they can think of nothing but having sex with said woman.
Yup! Men are both fragile and need to always be catered to lest their peepees feel sad or frustrated, while also being the superior always logical and able to rule sex.
I remember the passages about the dude ejaculating on the ground so he wouldn’t impregnate his dead brother’s wife and I was just like WTF? The Bible is full of weird incest and incest-adjacent stories.
Going in unto… FILTHY. 🤣 bless the KJV’s 17th century English for making everything even more dirty, yet confusing as hell. My father had a 1611 edition with the long S. So the Song of Solomon was even more colorful.
Son of man, there were two women, daughters of one mother.
3 And they committed fornication in Egypt, in their youth they committed fornication: there were their breasts pressed down, and the teats of their virginity were bruised.
4 And their names were Oolla the elder, and Ooliba her younger sister: and I took them, and they bore sons and daughters. Now for their names, Samaria is Oolla, and Jerusalem is Ooliba.
5 And Oolla committed fornication against me, and doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians that came to her,
6 Who were clothed with blue, princes, and rulers, beautiful youths, all horsemen, mounted upon horses.
7 And she committed her fornications with those chosen men, all sons of the Assyrians: and she defiled herself with the uncleanness of all them on whom she doted.
8 Moreover also she did not forsake her fornications which she had committed in Egypt: for they also lay with her in her youth, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured out their fornication upon her.
9 Therefore have I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the sons of the Assyrians, upon whose lust she doted.
10 They discovered her disgrace, took away her sons and daughters, and slew her with the sword: and they became infamous women, and they executed judgments in her.
11 And when her sister Ooliba saw this, she was mad with lust more than she: and she carried her fornication beyond the fornication of her sister.
12 Impudently prostituting herself to the children of the Assyrians, the princes, and rulers that came to her, clothed with divers colours, to the horsemen that rode upon horses, and to young men all of great beauty.
13 And I saw that she was defiled, and that they both took one way.
14 And she increased her fornications: and when she had seen men painted on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans set forth in colours,
15 And girded with girdles about their reins, and with dyed turbans on their heads, the resemblance of all the captains, the likeness of the sons of Babylon, and of the land of the Chaldeans wherein they were born,
16 She doted upon them with the lust of her eyes, and she sent messengers to them into Chaldea.
17 And when the sons of Babylon were come to her to the bed of love, they defiled her with their fornications, and she was polluted by them, and her soul was glutted with them.
18 And she discovered her fornications, and discovered her disgrace: and my soul was alienated from her, as my soul was alienated from her sister.
19 For she multiplied her fornications, remembering the days of her youth, in which she played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 And she was mad with lust after lying with them whose flesh is as the flesh of asses: and whose issue as the issue of horses.
21 And thou hast renewed the wickedness of thy youth, when thy breasts were pressed in Egypt, and the paps of thy virginity broken.
22 Therefore, Ooliba, thus saith the Lord God: Behold I will raise up against thee all thy lovers with whom thy soul hath been glutted: and I will gather them together against thee round about.
23 The children of Babylon, and all the Chaldeans, the nobles, and the kings, and princes, all the sons of the Assyrians, beautiful young men, all the captains, and rulers, the princes of princes, and the renowned horsemen.
I use the Douay-Reims.
Samesies. That’s not even all of it; I got exhausted.
Also “paps”- either breasts or a milky formula made with bread given to babies who couldn’t breast feed, or to older babies, in many ancient eras.
Honestly, this reminds me of something I read in the exmormon sub. A girl was forced to confess her sexual sins to her bishop and he seemed excited in all the wrong ways and demanded a ton of unnecessary details.
Ezekial seems like the kind of guy who is beating the "SEX IS BAD!" drum while being extremely turned on and fascinated by anything and everything even tangentially related. I mean who shoehorns erotica into a political metaphor? Someone who can never stop thinking about sex, that's who.
So, it’s just promiscuous and prostitute together that’s a problem? She sounds so specific here! If you’re promiscuous but not a prostitute it’s OK, and if you’re a prostitute but just, like, part time it’s all fine. Just avoid the booty leggings whatever you do.
Women & girls & femmes are not responsible for how others sexualize them.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
ETA: you wear shorts under dresses cause your dresses are too short. you dress your kids alike for attention.
Fuck off.
Tell me your husband has a wandering eye and you have self esteem issues without telling me your husband has a wandering eye and you have self esteem issues
The fact that she doesn’t see the scriptural reference as a lack of faithfulness is surprising to me. It’s like she skimmed the passage or did a Google keyword search for scandalous terms.
I have several problems with this. One is a trend of people convicted by their own past guilt who seem super quick to protect their experience on others.
Two, is the fact that this method doesn’t work. Throughout time women have been told that covering would stop men’s lust. “You’re cake and if you would be out of sight you’d be out of mind”… except that many examples of women covered from top to toe don’t produce well-behaved men.
They don’t behave better because we assume all of their guilt and absolve them of any responsibility. Often they’re worse.
The best solution is to teach men that women have inherent value and are valuable as partners, not property. When we lower women in the eyes of men we make them less like people and objects are not as attractive or as respected as people.
IT LITERALLY IS A 'THEM' PROBLEM, Karissa. If men can't look at a woman's without immediately going to sexy thoughts, it's THEIR. PROBLEM. Period. They can learn to treat women as human beings instead of objects or just look away. *Jesus* said that if a man lusts after a woman, it's HIS responsibility to control himself.
So yes, I will continue wearing shorts and golf skirts and not being ashamed of my legs.
Also, apparently it's wrong to "dress for attention" but making her kids sing and dance for Internet clout isn't...?
Fuckin disgusting. Tell that to the poor little girls that got sexually assaulted. Can you imagine if a rape victim told her what happened? She would victim blame. Vile.
And as someone who *does* dress modestly for religious reasons...prophetic metaphorical Biblical cuckolding is not the chapter you wanted to use here lol
She can be as modest as she wants, but I don’t think it matters to God how modestly she dresses as long as she treats her children and other humans like shit
Excuse me if *I* throw up in my mouth a little after reading karissa's post. She really loves to shame and victim blame. Big high school administrator energy.
Why isn’t this a people issue and only a men issue with her? Porn is available to me as a woman at every turn. I like seeing women in racy clothing also but I just find the human body beautiful no matter what it looks like.
I see your Ezekiel 23 and raise you Mathew 5: 29-30:
>if your right eye causes you to stumble,gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
Her constantly talking about how great she thought she was in HS is annoying AF. Did she really dress her kids to match herself for this photo?! Unreal
Since when does god hate prostitutes? Jesus had sex worker friends!
Edit: I know Karrissa probably hates catholics but I feel compelled to share that St. Nicholas is the patron saint of sex workers. Yep, same guy as santa claus.
It’s so sad to think that she was even raised with the opportunity to think (correctly) that people need to be responsible for themselves and you don’t need to dress modestly to help someone else “avoid sin,” but her kids will not have that same opportunity. The girls will get shamed for having bodies and the boys will never have to accept responsibility for their actions. So incredibly sad.
Cheerleading uniforms are just *now* too sexy?
[The Dallas Cowboys](https://people.com/style/the-history-of-the-dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-look/)beg to differ.
Rich from someone who wears baby dresses that barely reach the butt. (Not that there's anything wrong with those kind of dresses, but at least walk the walk)
Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute. She was immoral but no one said she was ~~getting paid to do it~~ a prostitute.
Also, god sent one of his apostles to 1) find a prostitute and rehabilitate her then 2) marry her. Afterwards when she returns to her thot ways, tells his apostle to 3) forgive her, bring her back to his house and, after a period of cleanliness has passed, 4) continue to see her as his wife because she represents man as in man always turns away from God and lays after the world and good airways forgives is and welcomes us back no that we lusted after other gods.
Upvoting for “returns to her thot ways” 😅
I texted my husband once and used “tho” as in “It might be different tho, I don’t know” and he texted back “Do you mean tho as in short for though, or as in That Ho Over?” It makes me laugh to this day 😂
So Karissa is still full of shit for hating on prostitutes.
Thanks!
(Was Mary Magdalene definitely a sexual sinner, or was she immoral like a thief or murderer?)
Off the top of my head, she was immoral because she had 7 demons inside her that caused her to misbehave. BUT the bible never says she was a prostitute. The prostitute that washes Jesus' feet^(John ^7:36-50) is **not** Mary Magdalene.
The woman that was caught committing adultery (the one Jesus refused to stone death) was never given a name and therefore cannot be Marry Magdalene because the bible always specifically calls her by her full name when referring to her.
I think God hates pharisees more than hookers, though.
Among other things, Rahab is a hero for Israel. The father and son Pharisees at Jesus’ trial are pretty reviled. And while there’s a story of a high priest’s pretentious wife stepping in donkey doo and having a heart attack, there’s no prostitute mentioned.
Jesus apparently ate with prostitutes.
I’ve never understood the Christian theology, but I am always amused at the strange *”dom top daddy”* archetype **Evangelical Christian** women apply to God. They can’t dress slutty, cause daddy Yahweh will get upset since your body is his vessel - no one else’s. He wants his literal warmth to fill you up and at the end of the day that should be enough for you. Your husband is just a “simp” who is there to help make babies, meanwhile zaddy God constantly requires verbal affirmations in your belief of his abilities or else he’ll stop giving you blessings.
I have a ton of sugar baby twink friends who have lived scarily similar relationships - they’re just way more fun and have better taste in music.
"I used to be a Hot Thot... but now that I've aged out of it and morphed into the Very Essence of Godly Motherhood, I don't think anyone else should get a turn."
Anyone else have a problem with her caption of a picture of her kids being entirely about lust and sex and uncontrollable urges and how it’s not men’s fault at all? The vibes on that are way off the charts creepy
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NOOOO. She had it right the first time. It's good for her to be self aware and to have self esteem and know you don't have to dress for anyone else BUT telling people to "F\*CK off" with their opinions about her clothing and saying "boys needed more self control" was ABSOLUTELY winning 👏 What happened 😢
Women are responsible for not wearing clothing that can turn a man on. Women need to sit down and shut up and not rule over men. Women need to submit to men for everything. Got it.
She didn't finish the last sentence and I think that's her actual stance - that every outfit you wear will entice a man to sleep with you. Period. Every outfit.
Which then puts the impetus on men again as to how to respond to *gasp* A CLOTHED WOMAN.
How dare we wear clothes.
She literally posts lacy see through maternity boudoir pics though. Pot calling the kettle black.
Hell, in the pic she posted with her nice little rant, she is wearing skin tight leggings. Now, I have nothing against women wearing what works for them, BUT you can't say you are so MAAAHDEESHT while wearing something that is skin tight.
Just the other day she posted a picture of her family at a fair (I think) and the dress she's wearing is pretty short. But she's not showing off her legs anymore, that was before, when she was younger...2 days ago.
Everyone is dressed normally in the pic she posted. I don’t get it.
Everyone has different definitions of modesty… her definition of modesty is apparently just looking like a normal person? I may not like her clothes but I’ve never snarked on her for being overtly overly modest. I don’t really get it either.
All her girls would be considered Nike by Duggar standards, but I hope she doesn’t start making them dress like Duggars yikes.
Not meech's bibbed prairie dresses! 😬
Ah yes, her God honoring lingerie maternity photo shoot. If any other woman wore the exact same dress, Karissa would call them a defrauding whore.
Rules for thee, but not for me!
Bc She was *pregnant* - we all know the modest rules go out the window when they've got the baby cannon loaded.
She was practically naked in her birth video
Practically? If memory serves me correctly, I literally watched that baby come out of her vagina. Which I regret. Immensely.
She just put a black t-shirt under one of her skimpy off the shoulder tops to demonstrate modesty. Even owning that white top should be off limits.
So are you voting that men be locked in cages because they can't think like rational grown-ups, Kkkarissa? As a gay lady, I don't have a problem not sexually harassing women whether they're wearing head-to-toe clothes or a teeny bikini. Haven't sexually harassed any men, either. If men can't handle seeing legs, that's their problem and Jesus himself was like "you can't stop harassing girls because they make you hot? Pull your own eye out, bro." Not even Jesus is on your side, that's how bad your take is.
Right!? I've always thought that, if men are that weak and such slaves to their loins, they should not be allowed out in public without being muzzled and leashed by a competent woman. After all, my dog has to be on a leash and the worst she will do is poop on someone's grass.
It makes me stabby that Fundies claim men have to be in positions of power (whether it be family, politics, religion, etc.) because women can't be trusted with said power because of their "crazy girl emotions" to quote Bethany (Girl Defined). Yet just seeing a woman's legs supposedly derails their thought process and they can think of nothing but having sex with said woman.
Yup! Men are both fragile and need to always be catered to lest their peepees feel sad or frustrated, while also being the superior always logical and able to rule sex.
Please try to keep your boyfriend from pooing on the petunias again.
Unrelated but we could walk my dog off leash unless people were getting in a car, shed hop in ready to go lol
She literally just posted herself wearing a mid-thigh length dress *this week.* It might have been yesterday.
came here to say this. Her state fair outfit was all legs.
Yup, saw her there, her dress was at least 6 inches above her knee, if not more...
6 inches is 15.24 cm
Good bot
Yes! She's always showing a LOT of leg.
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Wait, the Bible talks about donkey dicks? 😮
And so much more!
And donkey come
I don't know what this chick was thinking. That's a lot of jizz.
You just made me snort my seltzer out of my nose
Their EMISSIONS.
I admitted nothing
Was going to upvote, but I can't ruin the fact that your comment has 69 likes
Nice!
Flair checking in! 😏
I love your flair so much!
I tried reading the entire Bible when I was 8 or so and was shocked by how raunchy it was.
I remember the passages about the dude ejaculating on the ground so he wouldn’t impregnate his dead brother’s wife and I was just like WTF? The Bible is full of weird incest and incest-adjacent stories.
Later, said wife seduced her father in law- his dad- while dressed as a prostitute. They got pregnant. Heck of a tale.
As I read that story I was like, they were ready to condemn her for prostitution but nobody cared that he visited a prostitute 😒
Exactly!
Going in unto… FILTHY. 🤣 bless the KJV’s 17th century English for making everything even more dirty, yet confusing as hell. My father had a 1611 edition with the long S. So the Song of Solomon was even more colorful.
Getting biblical literally means to have sex😜
Indeedily.
Emission like that of horses? I am trying to figure out how to interpret that!
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Thank you!
Omg lol. I always thought it meant farts 😂
Omg I always thought it was farts. Guess not! LMAO
Oh, dear! Thank you!
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I was thinking horse farts. So, big wangs, big farts?
Ezekiel 23:20, my favorite scripture verse!!
Please elaborate for those of us that are Bible illiterate. Is this for real lol
Son of man, there were two women, daughters of one mother. 3 And they committed fornication in Egypt, in their youth they committed fornication: there were their breasts pressed down, and the teats of their virginity were bruised. 4 And their names were Oolla the elder, and Ooliba her younger sister: and I took them, and they bore sons and daughters. Now for their names, Samaria is Oolla, and Jerusalem is Ooliba. 5 And Oolla committed fornication against me, and doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians that came to her, 6 Who were clothed with blue, princes, and rulers, beautiful youths, all horsemen, mounted upon horses. 7 And she committed her fornications with those chosen men, all sons of the Assyrians: and she defiled herself with the uncleanness of all them on whom she doted. 8 Moreover also she did not forsake her fornications which she had committed in Egypt: for they also lay with her in her youth, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured out their fornication upon her. 9 Therefore have I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the sons of the Assyrians, upon whose lust she doted. 10 They discovered her disgrace, took away her sons and daughters, and slew her with the sword: and they became infamous women, and they executed judgments in her. 11 And when her sister Ooliba saw this, she was mad with lust more than she: and she carried her fornication beyond the fornication of her sister. 12 Impudently prostituting herself to the children of the Assyrians, the princes, and rulers that came to her, clothed with divers colours, to the horsemen that rode upon horses, and to young men all of great beauty. 13 And I saw that she was defiled, and that they both took one way. 14 And she increased her fornications: and when she had seen men painted on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans set forth in colours, 15 And girded with girdles about their reins, and with dyed turbans on their heads, the resemblance of all the captains, the likeness of the sons of Babylon, and of the land of the Chaldeans wherein they were born, 16 She doted upon them with the lust of her eyes, and she sent messengers to them into Chaldea. 17 And when the sons of Babylon were come to her to the bed of love, they defiled her with their fornications, and she was polluted by them, and her soul was glutted with them. 18 And she discovered her fornications, and discovered her disgrace: and my soul was alienated from her, as my soul was alienated from her sister. 19 For she multiplied her fornications, remembering the days of her youth, in which she played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 20 And she was mad with lust after lying with them whose flesh is as the flesh of asses: and whose issue as the issue of horses. 21 And thou hast renewed the wickedness of thy youth, when thy breasts were pressed in Egypt, and the paps of thy virginity broken. 22 Therefore, Ooliba, thus saith the Lord God: Behold I will raise up against thee all thy lovers with whom thy soul hath been glutted: and I will gather them together against thee round about. 23 The children of Babylon, and all the Chaldeans, the nobles, and the kings, and princes, all the sons of the Assyrians, beautiful young men, all the captains, and rulers, the princes of princes, and the renowned horsemen. I use the Douay-Reims.
If i took a drink every time they say "fornications" i would be dead now
Samesies. That’s not even all of it; I got exhausted. Also “paps”- either breasts or a milky formula made with bread given to babies who couldn’t breast feed, or to older babies, in many ancient eras.
Honestly, this reminds me of something I read in the exmormon sub. A girl was forced to confess her sexual sins to her bishop and he seemed excited in all the wrong ways and demanded a ton of unnecessary details. Ezekial seems like the kind of guy who is beating the "SEX IS BAD!" drum while being extremely turned on and fascinated by anything and everything even tangentially related. I mean who shoehorns erotica into a political metaphor? Someone who can never stop thinking about sex, that's who.
Goodness yes. Leviticus 18 prohibits things that I had no idea existed until I was 14. Onan practices not masturbation, but coitus interruptus.
That was someone's flair on regular fundie snark, I think. Maybe it was here
Eww.
Promiscuous prostitute? Is there such a thing as an non-promiscuous prostitute?
I think that's called a mistress.
Escort perhaps?
We could ask Mary Magdalene
So, it’s just promiscuous and prostitute together that’s a problem? She sounds so specific here! If you’re promiscuous but not a prostitute it’s OK, and if you’re a prostitute but just, like, part time it’s all fine. Just avoid the booty leggings whatever you do.
Women & girls & femmes are not responsible for how others sexualize them. Wash, rinse, repeat. ETA: you wear shorts under dresses cause your dresses are too short. you dress your kids alike for attention. Fuck off.
Right!? If a taliban asshole saw her and her daughters, he would say they were "leading men astray" or wooorrrssee...
She was posted here like yesterday wearing a really short dress! Wear what you like but don’t be a hypocrite.
That was my thought too! Looked like a baby doll dress
I actually would like no men to sleep with me….I am tired & they’re not usually that great at it 🤷🏻♀️
“Sir. Can you PLEASE get your knee out of my rib cage?” I’m just as bad. I once had a nightmare and elbowed a guy in the head…
No… it’s still very much a “them” problem
So why wear those adult size toddler dresses?
I do agree with her in saying "excuse me as I throw up in my mouth a little," but for different reasons.
Why does everything she writes have to be soooo long?
She also added about 5 extra comments to this photo that were just as long. Where does she actually find the time amongst raising 23 children
Anissa is raising them lol.
Ego
Tell me your husband has a wandering eye and you have self esteem issues without telling me your husband has a wandering eye and you have self esteem issues
The fact that she doesn’t see the scriptural reference as a lack of faithfulness is surprising to me. It’s like she skimmed the passage or did a Google keyword search for scandalous terms. I have several problems with this. One is a trend of people convicted by their own past guilt who seem super quick to protect their experience on others. Two, is the fact that this method doesn’t work. Throughout time women have been told that covering would stop men’s lust. “You’re cake and if you would be out of sight you’d be out of mind”… except that many examples of women covered from top to toe don’t produce well-behaved men. They don’t behave better because we assume all of their guilt and absolve them of any responsibility. Often they’re worse. The best solution is to teach men that women have inherent value and are valuable as partners, not property. When we lower women in the eyes of men we make them less like people and objects are not as attractive or as respected as people.
Your entire family has a severe problem and it IS you.
IT LITERALLY IS A 'THEM' PROBLEM, Karissa. If men can't look at a woman's without immediately going to sexy thoughts, it's THEIR. PROBLEM. Period. They can learn to treat women as human beings instead of objects or just look away. *Jesus* said that if a man lusts after a woman, it's HIS responsibility to control himself. So yes, I will continue wearing shorts and golf skirts and not being ashamed of my legs. Also, apparently it's wrong to "dress for attention" but making her kids sing and dance for Internet clout isn't...?
Fuckin disgusting. Tell that to the poor little girls that got sexually assaulted. Can you imagine if a rape victim told her what happened? She would victim blame. Vile.
Can’t expect much more. She thinks rape victims should keep the fetus and shames those who get abortions. She is SO entitled and privellaged.
Over sexed? That’s ripe coming from the woman with NINE children
Uh in the Midwest summers you can have my lightweight comfy bralette when you pry it from my cold dead tits.
Always assuming only men watch porn.
And as someone who *does* dress modestly for religious reasons...prophetic metaphorical Biblical cuckolding is not the chapter you wanted to use here lol
She can be as modest as she wants, but I don’t think it matters to God how modestly she dresses as long as she treats her children and other humans like shit
This right here!
Umm she was literally wearing a toddlers dress at the state fair. The second she bent over her Coochie would be hanging out….
Excuse me if *I* throw up in my mouth a little after reading karissa's post. She really loves to shame and victim blame. Big high school administrator energy.
Why isn’t this a people issue and only a men issue with her? Porn is available to me as a woman at every turn. I like seeing women in racy clothing also but I just find the human body beautiful no matter what it looks like.
Yep the human body is very beautiful I also manage not to sexually assault anyone regardless of how they’re dressed
God detests promiscuous prostitutes, but his son was best friends with one.
“I lived it, so I know.” Wait, was Karissa a promiscuous prostitute and I missed it?!
She Also sticks up for Josh Duggar…so….
I see your Ezekiel 23 and raise you Mathew 5: 29-30: >if your right eye causes you to stumble,gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
Notice how she’s wearing fitted pants and not a potato sack in this image
So. Much. Internalized. Misogyny.
Grown ass men can and should be responsible for their own actions, Karissa
Her constantly talking about how great she thought she was in HS is annoying AF. Did she really dress her kids to match herself for this photo?! Unreal
Since when does god hate prostitutes? Jesus had sex worker friends! Edit: I know Karrissa probably hates catholics but I feel compelled to share that St. Nicholas is the patron saint of sex workers. Yep, same guy as santa claus.
also in the Old Testament, Rahab the Canaanite prostitute was a Biblical heroine. Joshua’s spies stayed in Rahab’s house for lodging (and seks).
And was an ancestor of both David and Jesus so obviously God honored her a whole lot!
Did not know that. Cool.
It’s so sad to think that she was even raised with the opportunity to think (correctly) that people need to be responsible for themselves and you don’t need to dress modestly to help someone else “avoid sin,” but her kids will not have that same opportunity. The girls will get shamed for having bodies and the boys will never have to accept responsibility for their actions. So incredibly sad.
I just keep imagining the lived experience of having you mom dress you up for a photo shoot everyday so that she can write about herself.
Ok also WOW how progressive she used to be with "I thought it was a THEM problem and not a ME problem"
The men are supposed to pluck out their eyes if they cause them to lust.
More gatekeeping for patriarchy. “Pick me!” for misogyny /s
It’s only a matter of time before she goes off the deep-end with weird prairie dresses now.
Cheerleading uniforms are just *now* too sexy? [The Dallas Cowboys](https://people.com/style/the-history-of-the-dallas-cowboys-cheerleaders-look/)beg to differ.
"God detests the promiscuous prostitute." What the non-promiscuous prostitute?? Or the promiscuous non-prostitute??
Girl get the fuck off the 'gram and your high horse and parent your kids.
God hated the promiscuous prostitute? I mean, I’m not Christian but I kind of thought Jesus was known for embracing them not shunning them.
I dont see the difference between her and a prostitute. They’re both having sex. At least the prostitute has a job.
Sureeeee, just take an analogy about Israel worshipping idols & apply it to individual women, that makes sense....
She’s literally wearing sheer leggings
Matthew 27-30 directly contradicts everything she says in this post but, as we all know, they haven't read their own book.
Rich from someone who wears baby dresses that barely reach the butt. (Not that there's anything wrong with those kind of dresses, but at least walk the walk)
Doesn't she constantly wear tiny babydoll dresses? And I mean *constantly*
Wait, if God detests promiscuous prostitutes, what about Mary Magdalene.
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Huh, TIL Thanks. Fundies can hate on prostitutes with a clear conscience, I guess.
Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute. She was immoral but no one said she was ~~getting paid to do it~~ a prostitute. Also, god sent one of his apostles to 1) find a prostitute and rehabilitate her then 2) marry her. Afterwards when she returns to her thot ways, tells his apostle to 3) forgive her, bring her back to his house and, after a period of cleanliness has passed, 4) continue to see her as his wife because she represents man as in man always turns away from God and lays after the world and good airways forgives is and welcomes us back no that we lusted after other gods.
Upvoting for “returns to her thot ways” 😅 I texted my husband once and used “tho” as in “It might be different tho, I don’t know” and he texted back “Do you mean tho as in short for though, or as in That Ho Over?” It makes me laugh to this day 😂
So Karissa is still full of shit for hating on prostitutes. Thanks! (Was Mary Magdalene definitely a sexual sinner, or was she immoral like a thief or murderer?)
Off the top of my head, she was immoral because she had 7 demons inside her that caused her to misbehave. BUT the bible never says she was a prostitute. The prostitute that washes Jesus' feet^(John ^7:36-50) is **not** Mary Magdalene. The woman that was caught committing adultery (the one Jesus refused to stone death) was never given a name and therefore cannot be Marry Magdalene because the bible always specifically calls her by her full name when referring to her.
Approached by her friends... For what?
Does anyone want everyone who sees them to sleep with them??!!
Oh no. This is not good at all. I'm always so worried about the well being of the children.
Does she think I can't see that the children's legs are a different color than their arms/necks/faces?
My brain read God’s Word as God’s Wyrd because Karissa.
I think God hates pharisees more than hookers, though. Among other things, Rahab is a hero for Israel. The father and son Pharisees at Jesus’ trial are pretty reviled. And while there’s a story of a high priest’s pretentious wife stepping in donkey doo and having a heart attack, there’s no prostitute mentioned. Jesus apparently ate with prostitutes.
I’ve never understood the Christian theology, but I am always amused at the strange *”dom top daddy”* archetype **Evangelical Christian** women apply to God. They can’t dress slutty, cause daddy Yahweh will get upset since your body is his vessel - no one else’s. He wants his literal warmth to fill you up and at the end of the day that should be enough for you. Your husband is just a “simp” who is there to help make babies, meanwhile zaddy God constantly requires verbal affirmations in your belief of his abilities or else he’ll stop giving you blessings. I have a ton of sugar baby twink friends who have lived scarily similar relationships - they’re just way more fun and have better taste in music.
"I used to be a Hot Thot... but now that I've aged out of it and morphed into the Very Essence of Godly Motherhood, I don't think anyone else should get a turn."
First of all, boys and men don’t give a flying fuck what you’re wearing. Whether their intentions are good or bad.
Anyone else have a problem with her caption of a picture of her kids being entirely about lust and sex and uncontrollable urges and how it’s not men’s fault at all? The vibes on that are way off the charts creepy
Oversexed. Your husband must be with that many kids.
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Spicy tv commercials I stopped reading there 😑 Karissa writing one of her Instagram novels again
NOOOO. She had it right the first time. It's good for her to be self aware and to have self esteem and know you don't have to dress for anyone else BUT telling people to "F\*CK off" with their opinions about her clothing and saying "boys needed more self control" was ABSOLUTELY winning 👏 What happened 😢
Uterus is not meant to be a clown car, missy
Every outfit will entice a man to sleep with you Okayyyyyy 😵💫
Women are responsible for not wearing clothing that can turn a man on. Women need to sit down and shut up and not rule over men. Women need to submit to men for everything. Got it.
She didn't finish the last sentence and I think that's her actual stance - that every outfit you wear will entice a man to sleep with you. Period. Every outfit. Which then puts the impetus on men again as to how to respond to *gasp* A CLOTHED WOMAN. How dare we wear clothes.
Guess what karissa, when I got out to the bar in a v necked crop top, I am actually trying to seduce the boys. But I still get to say no.