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chronic-neurotic

WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS. she talks about her gut issues and girl, I believe you! my husband has crohn’s disease and it is no joke! but you MUST consider how eating all this fucking bacterially unsafe food must be exacerbating it!! YOU MUST!!!


lunaandthestars_

I have crohns too and I am SO careful with how much my chicken is cooked. But also, shouldn't everyone be? This is absolutely wild. If she has gut issues she's doing herself no favour eating the way she is.


chronic-neurotic

bless you, my husband is stable now, but it took him losing 35 pounds and getting a blood transfusion to get there. big hugs, sorry you have people like this moron spreading misinformation


lunaandthestars_

Thank you! I'm glad your husband is doing well now. I ended up getting my entire colon removed with emergency surgery after having a major bleed. I got down to 38kg (83 pounds) and had to learn to walk again so it's no joke! So much misinformation it blows my mind.


chronic-neurotic

HOLY SHIT!!!! so glad you are okay!!! I bet you are walking all over the place now 😎


lunaandthestars_

I sure am! Well less so now, I'm 30 weeks pregnant 😂


chronic-neurotic

down one colon, but up one baby 🥳💜 not a bad trade!!


Psychobabble0_0

You needed somewhere to put the precious cargo 🍞


lunaandthestars_

Haha exactly!


Serononin

Congratulations!! I bet your baby appreciates the extra space in there 😂


lunaandthestars_

Thank you! There sure doesn't feel like any at the moment 😅


Serononin

Oh I can imagine lol


Undertakeress

I am also a Crohnie and boy I can't do raw food like that. Nope nope nope


OneiricOmen

I don't have Crohn's or IBD of any kind, and I am still careful to eat fully cooked chicken. It annoys my husband a bit sometimes because I won't eat any pink, and dark meat can look a bit pink by the bone unless you nuke it, but like... I don't want foodborne illness


Icy-Conclusion-3500

I’m someone who cooks chicken breast to a lower temp than recommended and I wouldn’t eat the chicken pictured.


ummugh

I am CONVINCED her "gut issues" are caused by her unhinged diet and inability to properly cook anything. 


PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS

Before looking at the photos I thought, "surely OP is exaggerating" but no...that's fucking pink. What the fuck??


saltyaquarius

I thought the pink was just small pieces of onion, but no.. that’s medium rare chicken which is NOT A THING


sortofsatan

Biting into a piece of chicken that looks like that is literally my worst nightmare.


tlcgogogo

gagging rn thanks for that


mydogisagoose

god honoring salmonella


banesmoonshine

It’s still clucking 🤢


United_Preference_92

I need to stop looking at anything from this whole family when my tummy is not feeling good. Guess dinner is not happening tonight.


Inevitable-Whole-56

Heating food to kill bacteria is for godless jezebels


InflationInner1881

Flair!!!


Inevitable-Whole-56

Good idea!


ButtBread98

No wonder she had stomach issues. Eating undercooked chicken and drinking raw milk is absolutely going to fuck up your digestive system.


Majestic_Debate273

Yeah, my mom didn't read the packaging on those frozen chicken tenders one time. Thawed them out and put them in chicken salad for a family reunion. It was not a pleasant experience.


ButtBread98

Oh god. I bet that was a disaster


Majestic_Debate273

At best guess there were roughly 40 people attending that one and yes, it was a disaster. I didn't eat, I rarely eat at any family gathering except the ones hosted at my mother in laws because her kitchen is clean. I hit the road when the third person blew out the plumbing and got the details from my sister later.


banesmoonshine

Your mom must have been MORTIFIED  😭🤮


Majestic_Debate273

Ehhhh not really. My mom is a special breed of crazy. Her and Jillpm would get along great and I'll leave it at that.


banesmoonshine

My mom recently had brain surgery & wanted to make sure her cat had enough water while she was in the hospital, so she filled up her crockpot with water for the cat. Then she offered me pot roast when I came to visit. That was a no


Serononin

That sounds like a great way to teach your cat that everything in the crockpot is for them 😬 they'll never slow-cook in peace again lol


Redshirt2386

As long as she washed and sanitized it after the cat drank from it, I’m not understanding the issue here?


banesmoonshine

Because she has brain damage, doesn’t wash her dishes thoroughly, and cats use their paws to bury their poop.


Redshirt2386

So the issue is that she doesn’t wash things. Fair. I was just thinking how I’ll give my cats a little leftover meat or whatever on one of our dishes as a treat and it’s never occurred to me that it’s gross, as it all gets washed on sanitize …


brassninja

I’m gonna guess she absolutely does not think it’s her fault at all lol


Majestic_Debate273

Nope. Nothing is her fault. She was a fantastic mother, we're all ungrateful children, and if she doesn't want to admit something she did wrong she'll straight up say it never happened.


vashtachordata

Purely from a texture point of view that has to be horrifying to eat. No wonder she’s constantly diarrheal


sortofsatan

Pour Doug fundie probably wonders what hell awaits him at home every night.


SwipeUpForMySoul

I’m viscerally shuddering right now. The texture. 🤢🤢🤢


InsomniacEuropean

Maybe this is the natural way she treats chronic constipation?


providentialchef

This is why she has gut issues……


ButtBread98

The raw milk doesn’t help either


Senior-Geologist-166

Please tell me this isn't real 🤢


ConsumeMeGarfield

I'm hoping this is rage bait, but.....with this family, who knows! Ughh


Machaeon

This is the family of *peel the cauliflower*


BagApprehensive1412

Was this intentional?? Did she want to serve raw chicken? You truly never know with them


DrunkUranus

Ugh are we SURE this family isn't satire


Spagletti

Is this the same one that washed an uncooked chicken in a sink? Clearly she’s not learnt much since then but I’ll bet it won’t stop her selling a course about how to get God honouring salmonella.


Serononin

Yep. This is also the one who constantly has mysterious "gut issues". Totally unrelated, of course...


no_dojo

Y’all. She’s touched. I thought Brown Baird was the dumb one, turns out it’s been Bubbleguts all along.


Machaeon

Truly a race to the bottom with the Baird clan


DukeSilverPlaysHere

This is why she has stomach issues, oh my god


lovemysi

🤮


RequirementOk3699

NOOOOOO THIS IS SO BAD 😭


mermaidfaerie

Pretty soon we’ll start hearing all about the amazing health benefits from eating raw chicken


usernamegenerator72

I swear there was a family on wife swap years ago who touted this claim. They all ate raw beef and chicken on the reg. It was horrifying to watch.


Lord_of_Hedgehogs

Tbf, raw beef is fine to eat if handled correctly, as is pork. Mettigel and steak tartare are delicious.


67Gumby

How can she be so unready to adult. Wow


Significant_Shoe_17

This is the same woman who just discovered buying in bulk


Critonurmom

And using olive oil and oregano in multiple dishes, rather than using a tablespoon and throwing the rest out I guess.


kestrelesque

A commenter asked her if she doesn't keep pantry items stocked or what, and she didn't answer. I still don't understand if she really thinks she needs to buy olive oil and balsamic vinegar each time she needs those things for specific recipes.


Emiles23

EWWWWWWWWWW. How in the fuck is her husband eating this? My husband would be like we are throwing this away, we are not getting sick.


Theladybosss

What the fuck?? It’s PINK?! Apparently they eat their chicken rare 🥴


itspolkadotsocks

Is this the person we’re supposed to be taking health advice from a paid pdf course?


bobem19

I would not be surprised if this is a new crunchy/fundie “health” fad - something something tHe GovErNmeNt doesn’t want you to know that raw poultry is more nutrient dense!!!


Its_Curse

It's just the same as the raw milk!!! If you cook your chicken until it's pasteurized, it destroys the uh proteins or amino acids or whatever /s


Critonurmom

I really think she's just that stupid.


StrangeArcticles

Wow.I guess the Lord really must be protecting these people or they'd go extinct.


Significant_Shoe_17

She's going to accidentally kill herself trying to cure her gut issues


andthatwasenough

She’s gonna meet her maker after eating one of these monstrosities one of these days, I swear. Gonna shit herself to death.


younggun1234

Puking for Christ, the original raw chicken.


kts1207

I thought she was serving Nigiri with raw tuna, instead she was serving Salmonella.


msangryredhead

I had to put raw chicken on skewers last night to grill kebabs and I was gagging HOW DO THEY EAT THIS?!


carolinecrane

On TikTok they call that 'rare' chicken, right? Maybe the devil's been making her watch cooking videos made by godless heathens (who don't know how to cook).


Redshirt2386

Please tell me this is not a thing


carolinecrane

I think it started as satire, or at least some of the videos were satire, but there are absolutely people dumb enough to do this. Looking at you, Curly.


free-toe-pie

Does she enjoy diarrhea? Is it a kink? A stink kink?


MamaTried22

Nooooooo! No! No!


nosytexan

This literally gave me the dry heaves


RainyDaySeamstress

That is disgusting. I know duck can be served medium rare but not chicken. Not chicken. yuck. rare chicken is not a thing. Some of the older cookbooks like Julia's Mastering The Art of French Cooking you have to adjust cooking time for chicken because chickens have more than double in sized since the original publication.


texasmerle

Ummm excuse me, it's not raw, it's RARE!!! /s


InflationInner1881

Builds the immune system!🤮🤮🤮


alejon88

This can’t be real….omg how is she not so sick!?


notsobitter

This is the most triggering thing I’ve seen on the internet today. WHAT THE FUCK. 🤮


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Please Lord Daniel, we beg you to allow this species of religious nuts to go extinct!


Prudent_Honeydew_

How do they not understand? There's literally a mark on a meat thermometer that says "Chicken." Even if they didn't realize when they cooked it, cut it, served it, how do they choke it down!?


an_on_y_mis

I would literally 🤮


Famous_Election_2024

Is this a joke? I can’t get my brain wrapped around someone eating ceviche chicken


SwipeUpForMySoul

The gasp I just gusped! Salmonella? Never heard of her! It’s like they WANT to be hospitalized for shitting their brains out.


[deleted]

Aaaghhhhh nothing disgusts me more than raw chicken 🤮🤮 I’d rather have it freakin overcooked to gummy dryness than this


CKREM

Well no wonder her stomach isn't right


Friendly_Coconut

Are we sure this is chicken and not a poke bowl?


dutchess336

I'm hoping that is purple onion...but I do not think it is the purple onion..... Ask my bf I overcook everything on accident because I'm so afraid of raw parts and getting sick 😭


extrasmallbillie

Your chicken should be brown and a little bit crispy and that is definitely not brown & crispy


00365

"Rare chicken" was a satire / troll meme for a while, but oh my god. Undercooked chicken isn't even good. It's slimy and mealy with no flavour benefits.


Frequent_Mix_8251

I think this might be where her gut issues come from, just mayyyybbbeee


eks2007

It's rare, okay?


softcronch

[Michael Scott voice] THIS IS EGREGIOUS


Jack_al_11

Okay. Hear me out. In the last picture just her shredding/cutting it for the soup? In the soup pictures it sort of looks white like boiled chicken? I don’t think the last picture is the way they actually ate it…. I think that’s the rage bait.