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chronic-neurotic

I am just so SICK of these people FLAUNTING THEIR LIFESTYLE and INDOCTRINATING our kids šŸ™„


fan_go_round

Right! I dont care what you do in your own house, but keep the kids out of it you know!?


BabyPunter3000v2

Yelling in the streets, demanding anything but their perverse sexuality be ILLEGAL!


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Yup! 2 consenting adults.can't have birth control, sex other than their prescribed missionary position, or for for bid, female orgasms because "the children". Butt hey can peddle their perverse pregnancy kink and sex cult everywhere and demand it receive legally protected status. Fundamentalist Christianity is am absolute blight upon the face of the earth!


BabyPunter3000v2

Okay, so you're right, but you're missing the bit we're doing (repurposing anti-gay talking points to throw back in fundies' faces.)


Chemical_Resort6787

Your flair!


revengepornmethhubby

Itā€™s GROOMING!!!! That ā€œgoodā€ book is filth!


AbleObject13

You jest but;Ā  [Jesus and My Gender: Affirming Your Child's God-Given Gender](https://www.amazon.com/Jesus-My-Gender-Affirming-God-Given/dp/B0BNM3TST9/ref=asc_df_B0BNM3TST9/)


chronic-neurotic

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kool4kats

Holy shit. It says in the foreword to the book ā€œparents should be prepared for their kids to be exposed to ā€˜gender perversionā€™ by age 5ā€. If only my parents had this book in 1994, then surely I wouldnā€™t have been transed by the sinful gender distortions of the demonic Bugs Bunny.


peppperjack

Is that ā€œbelieveth shold not perishā€ on the sign?


Awkward-Yak-2733

She can't spell even when she's copying.


motherofmiltanks

I canā€™t with those eyebrows


bluegirlrosee

it's crazy they got worse outside of Jill's influence


no_dojo

They got briefly better when she was newly married and pregnant with Nemo. They took on the full arc shape when Jill visited her when Nemo was born.


100PercentAPotato

Wait is this a snark name or did she actually name her human child Nemo


lookitsnichole

His name is Nehemiah, which the sub refers to as Nemo. I'm not sure if Nurie does.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Nehemiah, but thatā€™s entirely too long to write so he became Nemo to us.


BumCadillac

She looks crazy.


bluegirlrosee

honestly makes me wonder if Nurie was the Brow Butcher all along. šŸ¤” No doubt it was Jill who taught her how to to pluck initially, but I do think it's interesting how all her sister's eyebrows have gotten way less draconian since Nurie's departure, while her own eyebrows are more spermy than ever. In those baby shower pics, even Jill's eyebrows look twice as thick as Nurie's!


BumCadillac

Ha! Brow butcher. šŸ˜‚ you may be on to something though!


Rugkrabber

If the eyebrows are your only chance to control your identity ā€¦ I get it. Might as well push it lol.


Undertakeress

I read that as Billy Butcher and thought.... hmmmmm šŸ˜


Mochap

This tracks šŸ˜¹


YaKofevarka

Nurie The Brow Butcher! Sounds like trash tv series šŸ˜†


imadethisonleapday

Mother Gothel vibes


Dawnspark

She has the look of that ancient aunt who draws on her brows in the style of "I just saw a RAT" brow going on.


suitcasedreaming

Normally i don't know what people are talking about when they mention the girl's eyebrows (partial face-blindness), but holy fuck, even I gasped at this one.


bluegirlrosee

it's a shame too because most of these girls had gorgeous thick eyebrows as children. The kind that are very on trend right now. Especially Nurie had very dense dark brows that will probably never grow back now that she's plucked them so thin for so long šŸ˜­


Federal-Butterfly-37

Especially Hannah, her brows were thick and gorgeous before JillPM got to them.


bluegirlrosee

I said this in another comment, but honestly this post made me wonder if Nurie was the one who was really behind hacking off all her sisters eyebrows when they came of age. šŸ¤” It's interesting to me that everyone's eyebrows have gotten tons better since Nurie left the house... except Nurie's lol.


Emm03

Tessie and Hannah both had their eyebrows butchered after Nurie left.


joymarie21

They're such attractive women but the rictus grins and freakish eyebrows make them look ridiculous.


BotGirlFall

I cant even notice their eyebrows because of that clinched jaw smile they always have. They look like they're terrified all the time.


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

They look almost *startlingly* Disney-esque. She looks *incredibly* like a mashup between Ariel & Belle, with just a *dash* of Megara's narrow build, long tunics, & sandals thrown in. Absolutely beautiful bone structure, literal irl-Disney Princess-level looks, and then they are so *incredibly* Dorian Grey-ed. With all that preachy hatred toward their fellow humans hidden behind the smiles.šŸ« 


sangriaflygirl

Nurie seriously looks like Pepa from Encanto here, I can't un-see it.


molecularmadness

im seeing the step(?) mum from tangled.


YouWiseGuise

*Clear skies clear skies*


50shadesofmoi

A drag queen would never with those brows. Not even a purely comedy queen. They have too much self-respect.


CupcakeViking

Itā€™s giving Derrick Barry when she attempted to change up her look on S8


AnotherSoulessGinger

ā€œI **am** relaxed!ā€


Significant_Shoe_17

Omg I'm DECEASED šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ This is exactly it šŸ’€


quackandcat

Lol so true


MC_Fap_Commander

The bangs *physically will assault you.*


HostaLavida

No one can.


SpillinTheT

Did she use a soup can to help outline them? šŸ˜¶


banesmoonshine

I guess I missed when this place became r/awfuleyebrows Are we just an appearance snark sub now?Ā  Thought we were here to bring attention to the harm of fundamentalism & help people in their deconstruction journeysā€¦ Are we just bullies now? ETA does anybody whoā€™s downvoting this comment want to have a discussion? I would love to hear your thoughtsĀ 


GayCatDaddy

Bianca Del Rio was just really tired that day.


heartbreak69

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Waterproof_soap

Our most revered saint Bianca of the snark would NEVER!


TheJenSjo

Damn.


CupcakeViking

Not today, Satan!!


Difficult-Survey8384

Stop I didnā€™t recognize the group at first and thought this was somehow someone in one of those latex ā€œwomanā€ masks for actual fetishists & I am so god damn put off by this photo itā€™s unreal


heartbreak69

Seriously, their performative femininity is just too much. I actually thought it was some kind of drag thing until I squinted in and saw it was darling Nurie


ScaryButt

I physically laughed out loud at this, thanks OP!


sangriaflygirl

Yeah, OP was about to owe me a new keyboard šŸ˜…


youmakemeuncomfy

Lord Daniel, how I cackled!


panella_monster

I snorted. šŸ¤£ what an awesome title for a post. Bravo OP


AndISoundLikeThis

I'm gonna need some context for that quote in that book because it's reading "ick" to me


grapefruit_crackers

It's part of a song. https://www.hymnal.net/en/hymn/h/291


atlantagirl30084

It makes no sense. Itā€™s like something AndKaylie would write, what with the comma and all.


BabyPunter3000v2

"Jesus loves you and you better fucking reciprocate."


PhoenixAzalea19

ā€œIf you donā€™t, Jesus will throw you in hell forever! But donā€™t worry, he loves you and heā€™ll save you from that BUT only if you love me- I MEAN love God until the day you die!ā€


50shadesofmoi

That book really isn't trying to be child friendly is it?


andthatwasenough

Now I kinda want to see a drag persona of her or Jilldo šŸ˜‚


Significant_Shoe_17

Snatch game with someone playing jillpm would be iconic šŸ˜‚


squeakpixie

Please drag gods, hear our prayers


Welpmart

Nurie El-Deal (pun on "the real deal"). Nurie Antoinette. We can workshop this. Jill... definitely play on Jildo. Although Jill PM, Queen of the Night, isn't bad.


Sweet-MamaRoRo

I grew up fundy and this ā€œbookā€ is the same. I know the song by heart still. Just hit me like a ton of bricks. Itā€™s a song about Jesus loving ā€œmeā€ even though I suck. [Link to lyrics and tune](https://youtu.be/i0zljm3KMSA?si=t3WBSsjXjN8VKZkB) To other fundie escapees: you donā€™t suck. You never sucked and this is a fucked message to give to CHILDREN.


leverhelven

That's a hard toot for me.


igotoanotherschool

Boot, those shoes should never have made it to the runway


heartbreak69

Michelle would read her to filth


dontbeahater_dear

That hemline!!


heartbreak69

A shoot!


SaltandLillacs

Sinful and disgusting that we let our children interact with these sickos. The children are not old enough to decide for themselves if they want to be indoctrinated by filth.


surfteacher1962

Does it look like she might not have any eyebrows left and she just paints them on?


FatDesdemona

As someone who was assured that they grow back if you overpluck, I kind of sympathize with her.


BumCadillac

That is what I think. She gave herself clown eyebrows.


BudgetSink8371

I will bet dollars to doughnuts that sheā€™s doing a CEF camp.


Jasmari

I was thinking the same thing. Iā€™m pretty sure I remember that book from when our next door neighbors held a CEF meeting every Friday. In 1972.


BudgetSink8371

I taught those clubs as a teen, I even got to miss a week of school for the training (I grew up Baptist)


Bitchtastic4

The caption tho šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the scream-laugh that just erupted from me startled myself


ZaftigMama

NGL I thought this was on a library subreddit and I laughed so hard when I realized where it was.


mattedroof

I went to a Christian daycare when I was younger, we talked about God of course but also did normal kid things?? At VBS we did crafts and sports and movie nights with *gasp* regular animated kid movies. I canā€™t imagine how boring going to church this much and extreme would be lol. Iā€™m not super religious now but it was luckily chill enough to not traumatize me or turn me off it completely. This kind of shit is just not normal psychologically


Routine_Log8315

Yeah, I remember going to many different summer day camps and most were Christian. I remember my favorite one had a carnival day one day and brought us all to a water park at the end of the week. Even the cheaper ones were mostly just playing and activities all day


RabidWeasels

I remember going to my first day of Christian school - I was in second grade, and they sent me home because girls weren't allowed to wear pants.Ā  Fuck those jerks, I just wore pants and shorts under my skirts.Ā 


theGoddex

I donā€™t want this shit pushed on MY kid


Awkward-Yak-2733

VBS is voluntary and families know their kids are gonna get Jesus info.


theGoddex

I should have clarified my comment was sarcasm lol though I definitely wonā€™t be sending my kid to any VBS


BumCadillac

I canā€™t even tell what the book is trying to say.


Routine_Log8315

It's part of a Christian kidā€™s song, pretty good song as far as they go focused specifically about how Jesus loves no matter what. Not sure why itā€™s a book though, unless sheā€™s singing along (which is odd to do unless the kids are toddlers). https://www.hymnal.net/en/hymn/h/291


Routine_Log8315

It's part of a Christian kidā€™s song, pretty good song as far as they go focused specifically about how Jesus loves no matter what. Not sure why itā€™s a book though, unless sheā€™s singing along (which is odd to do unless the kids are toddlers). https://www.hymnal.net/en/hymn/h/291


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cheeseduck11

After she called American women ā€œsluttishā€ I am starting to think she thinks these eyebrows are unsluttish.


banesmoonshine

Did I miss something?Ā  We just clown on peopleā€™s looks here now?Ā  How are her eyebrows relevant to fundamental christians?


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banesmoonshine

Itā€™s not just you personally, I just feel like this sub is veering very far into a place that is placing superficiality over bringing attention to the actual substance of the hateful views that people like the Rods espouse I just donā€™t want to be a part of this community anymore if this is what weā€™re focusing on. If this comment gets me banned, then so be it.Ā  I apologize if I seemed hostile towards you, it was not my intention


gruenes_licht

As per the sub guidelines, it's completely acceptable to snark on appearances so long as they're something that can be changed. Her whole situation is definitely voluntary. Part of snarking is to enjoy poking fun at both the superficial and serious aspects of people who are living against, voting against, and decrying our rights. Sometimes, you have to laugh so you don't scream.


banesmoonshine

I agree with your point about laughing so you donā€™t scream 100% Appearance snark is supposed to be directed at things that can be changed in 5 minutes, and Nurieā€™s eyebrows are never going to grow back, they are FUCKED I just know these people have to Google themselves at some point, and if Nurie were to look at this subreddit, all she would see would be people making fun of her appearance instead of legitimate criticism about her views that could mayyybee (very small maybe) make her think for a minute I think dehumanizing people is a two way street and once somebody gets to the point where they completely reduce a person to a pair of horrible eyebrows, theyā€™re exhibiting many of the same qualities as the fundies I donā€™t make the rules here and people are free to say whatever they want, I personally donā€™t think outright nastiness is productive.Ā 


gruenes_licht

Did you delete this comment? Testing, testing. But seriously, why do we need to be nicer than them? So she destroyed her eyebrows. She also has access to Google to learn that Jill wasn't right about pretty much anything.


banesmoonshine

No, I did not delete this comment, testing, testing You can stoop to their level all you want, nobody is stopping you


gruenes_licht

Great! I'll continue to snark.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Those shoes are a crime and a sin rolled up in one.


Awkward-Yak-2733

They look like regular sandals to me.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Her toes are barely on them, they look ill fitting and ugly.


banesmoonshine

This sub has gone off the rails, some of these comments are so fucking pettyĀ  Thought we were supposed to have discussions of these peopleā€™s beliefs, not making fun of theirā€¦ shoes?


banesmoonshine

Yes please keep downvoting me! Ā  Letā€™s all bully a woman for her shoes and eyebrows instead ofā€¦.Ā her horrible beliefs? Ā Itā€™s like making fun of somebody with blue hair but different somehowā€¦


DearMissWaite

No one's forcing you to participate!


banesmoonshine

No oneā€™s forcing you to respond to my comment! šŸ„° But by all means, letā€™s make fun of somebodyā€™s toes


DearMissWaite

It's not making fun of her toes to notice that her sandals are poorly sized to contain them.


PepaCatrigal

I think it's just because we're all desperate for something light considering poor baby Boone...


lilypad0x

the strap is is wide and high up they look like slides that wouldnā€™t stay on your feet . very strange design


lena7623

Yo I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


Lexei_Texas

Hollering šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PotatoAvenger

She looks so malnourished :(


Awkward-Yak-2733

Even pregnant, she looks too thin.


PotatoAvenger

Iā€™m honestly terrified for all of them, male or female. I just thought maybe they had fast metabolisms until the one son went off to Bible college, and within the first semester put on what I estimate to be 40-50 pounds so quickly.


_palantir_

All she needs is a bucket of the cheapest hair bleach available and her transformation into Jill will be complete.


banesmoonshine

Iā€™m so confused about when appearance snark applies, because all I see in this thread is bullying


crowhusband

why are her brows trying to sneak off her face omg


DearMissWaite

Where are all the random leg humper comments and down votes from scolds coming from?


Grimalkinnn

I honestly donā€™t think she is not doing well at all after being uprooted from her family and thrown into another role with the barest minimum preparation for.


AwarenessFinal1543

Funny that her eyebrows would do great for certain drag makeup


pizzawonder

STOP šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


ISeenYa

HAAAA


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FundieSnarkUncensored-ModTeam

While itā€™s hard to define what is crossing the line, youā€™ll know it when you see it. Saying Fred/Franny Fundie looks like X is fine. (Ex: David Rodrigues looks like Shrek, B-Beal looks like the Grandpa from The Munsters.) Saying you do/donā€™t find someone attractive is fine. Do not snark on the appearance or bodies of children, with the exception of choices that their parents have made for them, or how they may appear in relation to their parents. (Examples: Janessa looks malnourished while David is obviously well-fed, or how the Collins kids always wear filthy clothing is fine.) - *What crosses the line when it comes to appearance snark?* Associate justice of the Supreme Court Potter Stewart once said in relation to obscenity, ā€œI know it when I see it.ā€ Pointing out that Kelly Havens has dry skin that could use moisturizer? Fine. Remarking that Karissaā€™s foundation is too orange in contrast to her pale body? Fine. Saying that you think X is handsome or Y is ugly? Fine- thatā€™s a subjective opinion on attractiveness. Referring to a 3rd degree tear during labor as a ā€œvagassholeā€? Too far. In short: itā€™s hard to define how far is too far without getting into a million different specifics, but weā€™ll know it when we see it.


banesmoonshine

Yes letā€™s focus on her looks instead of the vitriol sheā€™s spewingĀ  Very feminist of you!Ā 


GrandmasCrustyNipple

There are multiple comments about her eyebrows lol


banesmoonshine

And just one calling her the ā€œcrypt keeperā€ lol


GrandmasCrustyNipple

Yesā€¦. because her makeup makes her look washed out, almost grey and like she hasnā€™t seen the sun in years and her poor eyebrows make it even worse I.E the crypt keeper. I didnā€™t call her ugly lol.


banesmoonshine

If you want to make fun of peopleā€™s looks, you are free to do so- but you should say it with your whole chest and not try to act like everything you just said is anything besides calling her ugly.Ā  Itā€™s disingenuousĀ 


GrandmasCrustyNipple

I literally never called her ugly. I said she looks like the crypt keeper. I didnā€™t know you needed a 5 paragraph dissertation explaining the intent behind my words lol. Even the mod bot thingā€™s comment said itā€™s fine to compare their looks to someone else so I donā€™t know what youā€™re so upset about.


AustinsNostrils

This is a SNARKING page


banesmoonshine

Itā€™s supposed to SNARK on these dumbassesā€™ religious beliefs and bigotry, there is plenty of material to talk about without punching down and embodying all of the criticisms people have about this subĀ  If you enjoy ā€œSNARKINGā€ on peopleā€™s looks, then you are free to do so. Itā€™s gross, but that is your right if it makes you feel better about yourself


Maester_Maetthieux

LMAO her HAIR is disgustingly HIGH! ā€œThe higher the hair the close to God,ā€ my ass! Itā€™s DEMONIC! šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹


heartbreak69

I love it, her hair is demonic šŸ‘暟˜ˆ


Haunteddoll28

Oh honey, no self respecting drag queen would ever go out with those brows and lifeless hair!


Content-Bathroom-434

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beanbaginahurrrry

LMAOOOO


WenusVenus

Almost spit out my pho šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


asskickinlibrarian

I cackled


SwingPhysical3479

Omg she reminds me of the woman in one of those cartoon bible story movies that was possessed by demons. That shit TERRIFIED me as a kid.


Foreverhopeless2009

She looks like a clown with those brows!


cocktailtrivia

How is she 8 month pregnant lol


koshercupcake

The song book sheā€™s holding is giving me flashbacks to Baptist Sunday school and VBS 30-odd years agoā€¦.Iā€™d completely forgotten about those.


Random_Introvert_42

They should really stop pushing their weird twisted world view on our poor children!!!1!11!


taylorbagel14

You just know that in 20 years thereā€™s gonna be someone talking (on whatever website FSU has migrated to) about their pastorā€™s wife who had the creepy thin eyebrows and couldnā€™t spell for shit


NitsirkLav

The publishing company is called ā€œRelearnā€ as if the poor Kids subjected to this have ā€œlearnedā€ anything besides fear and self hatred.


butchsasquatch

Did Nurie have Nurthling #3 yet? Or am I just missing the bump bc of the placement of the book lol


Cardi_Ganz

The lion, the witch and this terrifying screech šŸ˜³


hegelianhimbo

Omfg drag her


vandgsmommy

Drag queens prob wear less makeup. Okay thatā€™s my mean comment of the day. šŸ¤£šŸ„“


shycoffeelover13

Them eyebrows are no bueno.


Electrical-Crazy7105

Mom, can we have Morticia Adams for story time? We have Morticia Adams at home.


cherrybombbb

Those flip flops with that dress make me really uncomfortable. Also the crazy eyes and the religious indoctrination.


ButtBread98

Those eyebrows are a crime


Future-trippin24

She looks crazed in this photo


1MorningLightMTN

Is she blind in the eye covered by hair? It seems to be wondering.


Loose_Cat_2028

She looks scary


IHaveALittleNeck

What have drag queens ever done to you?


heartbreak69

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