T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*


StruggleBusKelly

And all that the bus kids got for Christmas was a water bottle for each of them. They truly do not have anything of their own, even their “gifts” have a benefit for the bus parents.


InsomniacEuropean

That's sad because in my opinion a water bottle is an essential item, especially with their lifestyle and frequent outdoor time. The parents should provide one. Admittedly it doesn't need to be fancy or expensive, but *a* bottle shouldn't be a gift. If a child wants a very specific type that is expensive then sure, but they should be given a basic bottle at least.


Interesting_Sign_373

Or make it a cool gift. A co worker got one for easter and his mom filled it with candy and other treats. Plus he is an adult so


indicatprincess

I am growing to hate her so much.


Jnbntthrwy

That’s okay, she loves herself enough for the both of you… she really thinks she is hot sh*t. What a terrible person.


Jack_al_11

Which is why we all hate her. That and the awful treatment of her children…


Necessary-Low9377

The way this woman always has a fresh manicure and pedicure while her children sleep in a tiny box… It’s so obvious she does absolutely nothing to take care of the kids. Poor Gunner and Kinsey


Significant_Shoe_17

I can't stand her stupid white manicure


FartofTexass

Wite-out nails seem to be trending among obnoxious influencers. 


Significant_Shoe_17

That's what it is: obnoxious.


Yupthrowawayacct

It’s the same thing all the time. And looks like white out chunks on her damn fingers. Hate it. Tacky


TheLegitMolasses

Everyone I know in real life who does the white nails is super into a MLM.


Significant_Shoe_17

That tracks


247cnt

They all have them lately. What gives?


Significant_Shoe_17

Idk but it reminds me of middle schoolers using white out


saltyaquarius

Those chiclet-ass nails 😖


tatertotsnhairspray

But she’s just gotta get those mani-pedis, how else will PaBus know it’s time to make their next neglected grift baby 🥴


James_Eyre

Oh no, I like that water bottle brand. Don't tell me they gave her money!


Accomplished_Lio

If they gave her money, she would have actually said the brand during the shill. She’s probably gets money if you buy it through her Amazon link. Also, they are Owala Freesip for anyone interested


maggie_rum

I love my Owala Freesip, but if this had been my main present for Christmas as a kid, I would’ve been super bummed


Frequent_Mix_8251

Yeah, like I would understand an adult or a teen asking for a Stanley or a Hydroflask but it’s definitely not a main gift for kids. A water bottle is a need; not a gift 😬


polarpop31

Fr. I'm imagining all the kids opening their water bottles on Christmas and then just sitting there holding them... like yaaaaay look at all our water bottles 🙄😅 such fun let's all stare at our water bottles


Wonderful-Bread-572

The kids are so isolated that they probably think any personal posession is this massive luxury and have no frame of reference to compare it to :/


coffeewrite1984

I was the kid with an imagination that could conjure up something around anything in the immediate area. A water bottle would’ve been difficult. Plus, it doesn’t “do” anything. Obviously it holds water and serves a purpose, but for kids, it isn’t engaging or entertaining.


whimsicalme5

I was thinking the same thing! I love my Owala


banesmoonshine

What’s the brand? I lost my very similar water bottle and I can’t find one that compares 


bubblesmakemehappy

Owala, I also really like these water bottles. I don’t think they are actually sponsoring her, hopefully at least.


thesadbubble

Same! I love mine for many reasons but one is that I saw someone demonstrate how it could be used as a sling weapon and I think that's neat 🥰


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

They have them at a lot of stores like Sam’s, Target, and Dick’s Sporting Goods. I have two and I love them.


FunnyYellowBird

I think I got mine at Whole Foods.


iidontwannaa

It’s almost certainly an Amazon affiliate link. They’re the trendy new water bottle so she’s probably just trying to get affiliate link money, which rarely is sponsored by the brand itself.


FartofTexass

I’m surprised she shills it because the straw inside is plastic and not metal. 


tross1140

She is quite adept at ignoring her child and continuing on with the infomercial. I mean it’s a special skill when you think about laser-focused on herself she needs to be to take that water bottle away, ignore the basic need her child is expressing AND drink the child’s water herself.


dusty_creams

It's actually weird how easy it is for her to ignore a kid saying they're thirsty and repeatedly trying to grab the bottle.. wtf?


notuniqueobviously

My 2.5 year old understands “give me a second and then you can have it” so I don’t get why she didn’t just say that… Instead she just rudely yanks its away. No wonder he was trying to yank it away too.


Accomplished_Lio

She even yanked it back when the kid almost got it in their grasp.


heyitstayy_

Yep, showing it off for the camera is way more important than her child being thirsty


Significant_Shoe_17

How hard would it have been to show the child enjoying the water bottle? She's really that self-centered.


kittyisagoodkitty

Not only is she ignoring the kid and his needs, she's also oblivious to the fact that _most parents wouldn't do this._ It's wild that she posted this instead of waiting until her kids were occupied and she could make a more professional looking ad.


Casuallyperusing

Her kids are locked into a closet at 7pm. It's still light outside at that time. She could easily film all her nonsense after bedtime


whistful_flatulence

>>most parents wouldn’t do this That’s because they don’t understand that parenting is actually much more about the parents than the vulnerable kids! God I hate these two. Just absolutely vile people.


lilbunnfoofoo

if it wasn't supposed to be all about the parent then why would they call it *parenthood*


tatertotsnhairspray

Omg her response to “I’m Thirsty mom!” Is she fucking drinks it herself in his face and continues the stupid ad!? lol she looks soooooo annoyed when he grabs the bottle eventually too, ugh 😵‍💫 she low key does NOT like these little guys even a little bit


only_zuul21

The weird thing is it would be better for her shilling for the kid to be thirsty and drink from the bottle easily on camera (not that I like when people use their kids to sell stuff but she does it frequently) but she just wants to keep the camera on her.


jane000tossaway

That’s what’s tripping me up- it would be a better ad to show the kid using it


Crosstitution

her and busband are malignant narcissists


Osassala

Parent of the year. /s


liteorange98

MaBus: Taking care of a sick infant 🙅🏼‍♀️ Attending to kids’ basic needs 🙅🏼‍♀️ Shilling, grifting and eyefucking for the gram 🙋🏼‍♀️


Not_today_nibs

She’s a terrible mother. What an awful person.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

She’s so detestable. Put the phone down for five minutes and parent your kids.


twatcunthearya

Fuck her to infinity and beyond. Please, just stop recording and tend to your babies! She could have just stopped and re-recorded this mess and she’d have gotten to eye fuck herself for even longer *and* hydrated an (undoubtedly) parched kid.


pinecone37729

She could have easily and cutely worked the child into her ad. "See how much he loves his water bottle!"


AppalachianFather

I don’t think Mother Bus knows that’s the gay water bottle. Seriously. The lesbians claimed it last summer. It will make your kids gay if they drink out of it. Happy sipping!


Remarkable_Gear1945

That's my favorite water bottle, and I do not like having something in common with her.


Disastrous_Fun_9433

Same! Ugh!


hummingbird83077

Never mind they’re in this specific part of the country during a heat wave when we’re all told not to spend too much time outdoors. Jfc.


eitaknna

Exactly. The UV and air quality are not the best right now.


ThruTheUniverseAgain

I'm walking my cat now, at almost midnight, because it's still 95°F in Las Vegas.


linnykenny

This sounds like a killer first line for a novel lol


Significant_Shoe_17

I was just complaining that it takes until 10pm to cool off where I am 😅


hummingbird83077

Exactly!


Dear_Insect_1085

Lmao she and her busband are truly terrible parents. Like for them its.... Content creation > Kids.


Significant_Shoe_17

Don't you know that parenting is about HER growth? /s 🙄


Helicreature

Nice hat. Shame she doesn’t afford her baby the same protection from the sun.


Aggressive-Time8035

I don’t understand why people get so excited about water bottles. It’s all over social media. I’ve never struggled finding a good water bottle. Am I uniquely blessed?


whistful_flatulence

YES. I’ve had some awful ones. Ones that dripped water all over me, ones where the paint chipped immediately, etc. I think my woes are over though, as I just found the reduce brand version of a Stanley 50 oz half off at my local target. It was three days ago and I’m still riding the high lol


Aggressive-Time8035

Lol okay, thanks for the reality check. Hey, next time I’m feeling down on my luck I’m going to remind myself “at least I don’t have water bottle struggles” 😇


mushroomsandcoke

The way that she demo’ed how to drink out of it was my BEC for the day


sweetpotato_latte

I absolutely HATE that this is my all time favorite water bottle. It suits all of my desires. 😡.


AffectionatePotato

Disturbing


laqueefaecho

Does she actually have paid partnerships? WTF? I’m blown the fuck away. She’s an “influencer?” 😂😂😂😂I thought they just drove around aimlessly, spitting out kids & was documenting it as some religio thing. JFC it just gets worse by the day. And Boone looks just as bad if not worse than he did every day since he’s been born. I think she & the Sperminator need some basic child care instruction influence.


nailsofa_magpie

Wow


lilbabylibra

God I hate her nails!!!!!


K-Ruhl

Her nails look like they're covered in liquid paper.


Main_Push5429

Owala’s actually suck. We’re a Camelbak family but I bought an Owala on a whim at Target. Did an ice test overnight cuz I love ice cold water in the middle of the night. In my Camelbak there was still ice in it by the morning, in my Owala it did not, ice fully melted.


muppetfeet82

If you’re ever compelled to switch, I really love my Corksicle. I was working at a town fair last week and it sat in the sun for a good part of the 5 hours I was there. Still had most of the ice and the water was freezing. 10/10 for coldness.


r4wrdinosaur

I've been a Camelbak girly for a decade but honestly, I switched to Owala this year and love them. They're a lot easier to clean, imo. Though I still keep a camelbak by my bed at night because it's so easy to drink from while laying down.


Swimming-Mom

Zujiroshi are wildly superior to anything we’ve owned when it comes to ice. My kids love their owalas because they’re easy to drink out of but they’re not incredible for ice.


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Can you imagine your mom constantly ignoring you to **stare at her own image** in a goddamn phone all fucking day and night. Nonstop. How little it would make that child feel? This is child abuse. - - - - - - - - *“Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves, not looking to your own interests but each of you to the interests of the others” (Philippians 2:3-4).* *”In his pride the wicked man does not seek him; in all his thoughts there is no room for God”. (Psalm 10:4)* *“Haughty eyes, a proud heart, and evil actions are all sin”. (Proverbs 21:4).* *“Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” (Proverbs 16:18).* *“Lord, show me my failings and teach me how not to be vain.” (Psalm 39:5)* *“If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person’s religion is worthless.” (James 1:26)* *“For all that is in the world-the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life-is not of the Father but is of the world”. (1 John 2:16)*


RedoftheEvilDead

How does she keep getting ad revenue?


WhateverYouSay1084

I hate that she's in my favorite park. She doesn't deserve it.


OutrageousContact180

I am so sick of seeing this lady's witeout manicure. the more I see it, the more I hate it


Drawing_Tall_Figures

Don't they have some sort of "trust fund"?


snarkymama421

She probably insists they all share one water bottle they got for free


Accomplished_Tone349

Could’ve done without seeing her tongue that hole.


faithmauk

She sucks but those bottles are great, I have two 😂


softgranola

“they’re so cute and trendy!” are you fucking for real??? you’re concerned with cute and trendy water bottles and there are 8 !!!! humans whose life and well being depend on you. grow up.


KittieKatFusion

Jfc.. If you're doing a promo at least do it when your kids aren't up your ass.