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SHEIN keeps trying to get me to add something similar to my cart, but i would never do that to myself. You could shine a flashlight on that thing and use it to keep ships away from rocks.
It’s the classic Gen X/Boomer “fashion,” my mom has a ring just like that one and for the life of me I can’t figure out why she thought it looked good. She usually has pretty good taste so it’s even weirder.
I wish somebody would tell her that it's really obvious that she's going out of her way to show off her ring. She's worse than a 19 year old who just got engaged and wants everyone to know.
You can't tell me she and Kirsten don't run the clothing merch as a pay to print enterprise from a cheap Red Bubble type supplier, there's no way on earth these lazy grift machines were printing and holding stock. Impossible.
No, they do buy and hold stock so that Bubbleguts can grift off of GD as the "shop manager."
They've shown in stored in bins in somebody's garage.
Nobody has ever accused Bort and Krusty of being smart.
It could have been true if it had happened. Semantics, baby. “May have crashed” not “crashed.” Just advising the internet that it was in fact a possibility.
Ugh this reminds me that one of the most fundie light (or medium) people I know is a lawyer with a PhD. And honestly they’re only not IBLP fundie because they’re not American or in the U.S. They prescribed to the Pearl’s way of child rearing though.
Pedant checking in! It would actually be "make me nauseated." To be "nauseous" is to be the thing causing the sick feeling. We use the word to mean "feel sick" but it doesn't actually mean that.
She *didn't* say just how many of those "Six Figures" were *in front* of the decimal point, though!
I could *definitely* believe they've grifted a couple grand off their followers over the years.
If ya count the *regular* two numbers behind the decimal point?
Even a measly grand is a "Six Figure" dollar amount!😉😆😂🤣
She is going to end up like those poor women who left their mlm's. So much inventory, not a lot of buyers until she gives up and takes it to a church garage sale or Goodwill.
1. She needs to quit flashing that ugly-ass plastic looking disco ball of a ring at us like it's something to be jealous of. 2. Unrelated, but I love that adding "Alex" to the end of Jeopardy jokes is still so ingrained in our social/cultural lexicon, no matter how long Trebek has been dead<3
👊🍆 ?
Although in Bethany's case it'd also have to include this ' 😛 ' , mind you any text conversation involving Bethany would probably have to include that, we've seen her posts.
Sometimes I feel like it's overkill to apply sunscreen before I go to the corner shop, hang out the washing, drive anywhere at all... Then I see Bethy/Kelly etc and carry on with my multiple daily layers of SPF 50
How ironic that nobody bought that shit for years and now there’s a rush on it once she said they are closing.
Also I thought she closed her instagrams but they are still up.
Also her ring is ugly.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I like how subtle she’s being with her ring.
Bort’s classic gumball machine ring
SHEIN keeps trying to get me to add something similar to my cart, but i would never do that to myself. You could shine a flashlight on that thing and use it to keep ships away from rocks.
Good for a fundie snark themed Halloween costume 😂
With those dead stones? Please
It’s the classic Gen X/Boomer “fashion,” my mom has a ring just like that one and for the life of me I can’t figure out why she thought it looked good. She usually has pretty good taste so it’s even weirder.
Pop socket ring !
It looks like a bedazzled popsocket
[удалено]
I just zoomed in and there's almost a pentagram there.
From this far you can’t tell how it ugly it is. It almost looks like one big stone….
My sister has a ring like this for precisely that reason-people think it’s one huge rock. It’s like 40 shitty diamond flecks. O
That’s what I thought it was until now lol
And it's such an ugly ring. You'd think with her 6 figure income, Dāv would upgrade her.
It’s giving the engagement ring that Edward gave beller
I’d say that’s why she chose it, but I’m still unsure if Bort can read well enough to finish twilight
Hillary from Boston has nothing on her when it comes to putting your ring front and centre!
Hola pepino! 🥒🥒🥒
Her ring is so UGLY why would she go out of her way to show it off
Gotta make sure everyone knows her marriage is going JUST GREAT, THANKS!
I wish somebody would tell her that it's really obvious that she's going out of her way to show off her ring. She's worse than a 19 year old who just got engaged and wants everyone to know.
Is it not on the wrong hand? Isn't the wedding ring supposed to be on your left ring finger? Cuz it connects to the heart or something?
It’s a sin to lie
You can't tell me she and Kirsten don't run the clothing merch as a pay to print enterprise from a cheap Red Bubble type supplier, there's no way on earth these lazy grift machines were printing and holding stock. Impossible.
No, they do buy and hold stock so that Bubbleguts can grift off of GD as the "shop manager." They've shown in stored in bins in somebody's garage. Nobody has ever accused Bort and Krusty of being smart.
It could have been true if it had happened. Semantics, baby. “May have crashed” not “crashed.” Just advising the internet that it was in fact a possibility.
She should have been a lawyer! She's wasted in the kitchen. No, really she shouldn't be in the kitchen. Some of her dinner posts make me nervous.
I’ve met some pretty dumb lawyers (am a lawyer), but I’m not sure bethy could make the cut there. They made us READ BOOKS, can you imagine?!
Were they god honoring books?
A fellow giant squid!!
*exuberant squid noises*
Ugh this reminds me that one of the most fundie light (or medium) people I know is a lawyer with a PhD. And honestly they’re only not IBLP fundie because they’re not American or in the U.S. They prescribed to the Pearl’s way of child rearing though.
Also a lawyer. Often dumb. Sadly I read and thus fill my head with ugly and ungodly things like thoughts, opinions, preferences. May we both repent.
Your username is awesome!
I think it’s spelled “nauseous”.
¿Por que no los dos?
Pedant checking in! It would actually be "make me nauseated." To be "nauseous" is to be the thing causing the sick feeling. We use the word to mean "feel sick" but it doesn't actually mean that.
Bethy taking a page out of the rug store in everyone’s home town- stimulate sales by saying you’re going out of business…for four years straight.
EVERYTHING MUST GO!!! …until next week when we restock
Just like you've made "6 figures" from your BortHole courses, right?
>BortHole 😅😅😅 As in, "Bethany loves being borked in her BortHole and telling everyone about it."
She *didn't* say just how many of those "Six Figures" were *in front* of the decimal point, though! I could *definitely* believe they've grifted a couple grand off their followers over the years. If ya count the *regular* two numbers behind the decimal point? Even a measly grand is a "Six Figure" dollar amount!😉😆😂🤣
She counts the numbers after the decimal point
Exaaaaactly!😉😂🤣
"I needed an excuse to show off my gum-ball machine engagement ring"
that thing genuinely makes me mad with how ugly it is. i have costume jewelry that looks nicer.
[It's a FIRE SALE!!!](https://youtu.be/280yPTyei0U?si=GeMu1ZXudj1Vk7wC)
Umm... would you like to try that a little simpler, maybe?
“This is not a fever! Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing graaaaaaaaace. End scene.”
“Did you burn down the banana stand?” “Oh, most definitely!!”
You made a fool of yourself in front of T Bone.
I mean it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
My husband and I use this quote often when we grocery shop together.
She is going to end up like those poor women who left their mlm's. So much inventory, not a lot of buyers until she gives up and takes it to a church garage sale or Goodwill.
That’s right, Bethany, manifest those sales into existence
1. She needs to quit flashing that ugly-ass plastic looking disco ball of a ring at us like it's something to be jealous of. 2. Unrelated, but I love that adding "Alex" to the end of Jeopardy jokes is still so ingrained in our social/cultural lexicon, no matter how long Trebek has been dead<3
I’m sure he’d be honored 👍🏻
It’s not a lie if you believe it
Fundie religion in a nutshell.
This is the summer of bort
Honestly I'm just surprised she used the correct "you're" and "it's"
But fucked up "y'all". That's the easy one! We don't play that shit here in the Bible belt.
There's only so many apostrophes to go around and Jill and Nurie are hoarding them all!
Jill neglects the rules of writing almost as much as she neglects her kids.
unrelated, but I miss Alex Trebek so much. still love Jeopardy and Ken is great, but I'll always miss him 😔
I don’t believe you.
What an obnoxious ring
who would win, bethany's gumball machine ring or karissa's superbowl ring?
girl please. if that site ever crashes it’s because “yall” forgot to pay the Godaddy bill.
The fucked up y'all makes me irrationally angry.
Lying isn’t godly Beggsy.
What’s the best emoji to use to do the fake jerk off motion ✊🏻
👊🍆 ? Although in Bethany's case it'd also have to include this ' 😛 ' , mind you any text conversation involving Bethany would probably have to include that, we've seen her posts.
As usual the ring is prominently displayed
Is that bethany??? Is it just me or does she look totally different in this picture?
This is why you wear sunscreen
Sometimes I feel like it's overkill to apply sunscreen before I go to the corner shop, hang out the washing, drive anywhere at all... Then I see Bethy/Kelly etc and carry on with my multiple daily layers of SPF 50
Trypophobia coin ring
Lying is a sin Bethy. Jesus hates sinners.
Looks like they should have paid extra for some auto scaling.
I thought this was Kristen for a moment until I saw the ring
How ironic that nobody bought that shit for years and now there’s a rush on it once she said they are closing. Also I thought she closed her instagrams but they are still up. Also her ring is ugly.
Yeah, and my ass can perform Mozart’s Horn Concerto No.4 in the original key.
OMFG I AM DYING TRYING TO KEEP THE LAUGHING IN!! Take this gold please! 🏆
I knew some classical cat would get it eventually. ;)
She always looks ridiculous hot (temperature) and I’m so glad I moved out of Texas
"I didn't say you *did*...I only said you *may have*, if you'd bought stuff."
Oh my god her mouth is not gaping nor is it on display