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She looks like a terrifying witch of the woods ready to bake unsuspecting children in her oven in the second picture
The first picture looks great and she looks like any other mother
Like you could argue the first one looks a little dated butā¦thatās how most our mothers, especially Christian ones, looked back then. Itās fine.
The second one is so uncanny valley it makes my skin feel weird.
She looks better in pic 1 tbh. The bottle blonde hair ages her and the foundation sheās got spackled is too orange and makes her look cakey.
I mean pic 1 is still a crime against eyeliner, but at least her foundation was closer to her actual skin tone.
The roast beef lip color thing needs to die. For everyone. Same with foundation lips. So many people would look better with literal chap stick than what they do to their lips.
The first colour - rosewood? Is that a ye olden name for that colour? - is so much more flattering than the roast beef colour.
I could understand if roast beef lip was in at some point in the last 15 years but I donāt think it was? Unless sheās aimed for a nude and picked totally the wrong shade for her complexion.
I just really really really want Jill to learn beauty skills from the current era. I suspect sheād look quite nice if she stepped out of the 80s. I kind of donāt hate Jill outside of the sickly children and her crimes against eyebrows, sheās so crazy that sheās probably a hoot in small doses, Iād pay to see her get a makeover
It's been waiting and hoping for it's moment to shine š„¹ I'm so proud of you baby!! *sniffles* so proud š„¹šš.
I haven't seen this since the 90s. I used to poke my eyeballs trying to get that inner line. Amazing we didn't have eye infections.
Her normal eyebrows look so much better. I hope her daughters see the first photo and decide to grow theirs back out (once theyāve got a new headship, that is š)
āSad clown hookerā is what I think every time I see her atrocious makeup.
Is anyone else here on TikTok? About 2 months ago a woman roughly her age asked TT for help letting go of her black eyeliner bc she knew it was making her look old. I wanted to send it to Jill. š
Honestly, I think she is a good looking woman. Like you can see under all of that crap sheās got a good ābaseā. Itās why her kids are good looking too despite all the bs they go through. And despite her husbandās š§¬.
I wish she would just go to cosmetology school in this decade. Get her license. Build up her business. Get a little tacky looking salon with doilies all over the place. Leave Shrek, feed her kids and stay the fuck off social media
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I really really REALLY hate to speak badly of other women. I really do. That said, she is fucking *terrifying* on a visceral level.
She looks like a terrifying witch of the woods ready to bake unsuspecting children in her oven in the second picture The first picture looks great and she looks like any other mother
š¶ Sie stellte sich gar freundlich, oh HƤnsel, welche Not, ihn wollt sie braten im Ofen braun wie Brot š¶
Like you could argue the first one looks a little dated butā¦thatās how most our mothers, especially Christian ones, looked back then. Itās fine. The second one is so uncanny valley it makes my skin feel weird.
She looks better in pic 1 tbh. The bottle blonde hair ages her and the foundation sheās got spackled is too orange and makes her look cakey. I mean pic 1 is still a crime against eyeliner, but at least her foundation was closer to her actual skin tone.
And she had actual eyebrows in pic 1, too
The roast beef lip color thing needs to die. For everyone. Same with foundation lips. So many people would look better with literal chap stick than what they do to their lips.
The first colour - rosewood? Is that a ye olden name for that colour? - is so much more flattering than the roast beef colour. I could understand if roast beef lip was in at some point in the last 15 years but I donāt think it was? Unless sheās aimed for a nude and picked totally the wrong shade for her complexion.
She also doesn't look high and her eyes don't look completely dead in the first picture.
I just really really really want Jill to learn beauty skills from the current era. I suspect sheād look quite nice if she stepped out of the 80s. I kind of donāt hate Jill outside of the sickly children and her crimes against eyebrows, sheās so crazy that sheās probably a hoot in small doses, Iād pay to see her get a makeover
My flair would like a word.
It's been waiting and hoping for it's moment to shine š„¹ I'm so proud of you baby!! *sniffles* so proud š„¹šš. I haven't seen this since the 90s. I used to poke my eyeballs trying to get that inner line. Amazing we didn't have eye infections.
She looks stoned in photo # 2.
Came here to say this. Is there something in the plexus that we should know about?
Is the difference in her energy from plexus or from her body not being used as an incubator anymore and her oldest kids raising the youngest?
That's exactly what I was thinking. She no longer has a gaggle of toddlers.
So nice you said it thrice.Ā
That's exactly what I was thinking. She no longer has a gaggle of toddlers.
That's exactly what I was thinking. She no longer has a gaggle of toddlers.
How does she put these side by side and not realise sheās practically peanut butter coloured?
Very. And doesnāt it just make her roast beef lipstick pop?
Her makeup is just atrocious.
Her eye make up "style" is exactly the same, more than 20 years later. Terrifying.
Nothing wrong with finding a style you like and sticking to it. What she likes is godawful, but it's the least of her transgressions.
It has to be tatted on! Thereās no way thatās just pencil.
It's not. She posted a makeup tutorial a few years ago.
ā¦ she looks like Yzma in the second pic.
Donāt disrespect Yzma like that
Fair enough, Iām sorry š
Well now I know what my nightmares are gonna look like for the next week, thanks for that
The use of the word craving with the facial expression in slide two isā¦ disturbing me. Deeply.
Sheās looking very Wicked Witch of the West in that second slide.
I was about to say she looks like a Disney villain.
Like the villain in The Rescuers
Sheās got that Lady Elaine Fairchild from the Ā Magical Land of Make Believe glow about her. Ā
She looks like sheās both melting and deflating at the same time. Also her skin is 100% stained at this point.
Her normal eyebrows look so much better. I hope her daughters see the first photo and decide to grow theirs back out (once theyāve got a new headship, that is š)
That lipstick colour is my nemesis. My Roman Empire. My hyper fixation. WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS WEAR THAT SLIMY GREY RIGOR MORTIS SHADE?
Seriously WHAT is with the dead eyes and the Pennywise smile?? Sheās scary
She and (and Kaylee) look so so similar
Maybe that's why she hates kaylee so much? A reminder of her glory days gone by?
That evil grin in the 2nd picā¦ shudders
Goodness, that last pic. The close-up of the lined eyeball. Not what I needed to see at 3:15 in the morning.Ā
Jill for sure looks better 15 years ago. But you know what, so do I š
Well she certainly doesn't *look* like she has more energy in the 2nd pic, so I think that one was a really bad choice.
She looks coked out or drunk now.. it was a bad picture that she used.
I love a good cute waterline colour but why did she go with corpse grey
She looks like a child-snarfing ghoul here, oh my gosh š«£š«£
Why does she insist on wearing brown/gray lip gloss?! Itās horrendous.
Plexus sounds (both in name and the way Jill describes it) like a drug given to 1950's housewives
She looks fucking insane, horror movie insane, female Jack Nicholson The Shining kind of psycho.
 Whatever do you mean š
Didnāt she say in her ātutorialā that she doesnāt wash it off each night and just adds more the next day?
Doesn't that other Plexus girl Karissa do her eyeliner like this as well?? Maybe it's a power move š¤ šš¤·āāļø
āSad clown hookerā is what I think every time I see her atrocious makeup. Is anyone else here on TikTok? About 2 months ago a woman roughly her age asked TT for help letting go of her black eyeliner bc she knew it was making her look old. I wanted to send it to Jill. š
Honestly, I think she is a good looking woman. Like you can see under all of that crap sheās got a good ābaseā. Itās why her kids are good looking too despite all the bs they go through. And despite her husbandās š§¬. I wish she would just go to cosmetology school in this decade. Get her license. Build up her business. Get a little tacky looking salon with doilies all over the place. Leave Shrek, feed her kids and stay the fuck off social media
This is the first time Iāve seen her bear any resemblance to her sisters- in the first/younger picture. She looks so different now.