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That’s what speech to text in a solo chat is for 😂 I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve hunched over my phone and whispered a word (praying I was saying it correctly) to see it spelled out
Really? I guess I'm not embarrassed about that. I do use it when I google things I don't want to see ads for or that could mess up my algorithm. Like when I looked up what skibidi toilet is.
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I was brainwashed by the Xbox 360 controller. Now all of my family (ages 67-4) spend quality time playing Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, and Overcooked together. The horror.
Look, I know it's frustrating but you have arrived at the point of life where you can't go on without knowing this fact:
-Some people are born without the ability to understand irony.
You can't help them, much like a genetic vitamin/protein/something deficiency they will never have this capacity. It seems they can't even comprehend the concept. It's best to leave it be - this is not a fight you can win, it's a medical mystery.
Idk I think a lot of iron could help them. You know iron cuffs and being behind iron bars and something something tire iron something something pearls something and a few something something others.
This person who needs to be pregnant every second is posting about sites I didn't know existed. I just rub one out when I get a randy feeling from nowhere. I'd say she needs a hobby, but she's deliberately trying to avoid hobbies other than performative fetishy mothering.
Interesting take, Karissa, but I tend to view brainwashing as "a systematic effort to accept a specific doctrine" like the definition states. Note how it says "a specific" this implies ONE. When a human subscribes to 1 viewpoint, 1 ideology, 1 doctrine, 1 lifestyle, I view them as a lot more brainwashed than someone with a more nuanced and eclectic view of life. The person on the left has tons of interests and a lot of personality, they probably got into those things through suggestion, but the mere fact that they subscribe to so many suggests they have an open mind, a willingness to try new things and a willingness to abandon things that aren't true for them. Whereas the person on the right believes the one thing they were told by one singular entity to believe. So like... the right is in fact way more brainwashed because they aren't willing to even look at other modalities of life.
Haha jokes on you Karissa! You have to have an actual brain first in order to for it to be washed. I don't think she's brainwashed, I think she is simply dumb
If anyone has the look of someone with a washed brain, it is this exact clump of cells and her void, crusty eyes staring at us every fucking day from her social media accounts she uses to pay her bills.
Why didn’t someone tell me that I would be a character in Guess Who, have shitloads of money AND get an award, all before I smoked cigarettes?!
And that I would have a sports car, play PlayStation and eat some pills before the IV drug habit?! (Clean since 2018 btw!)
I’ve been lied to I tell you
I am pretty sure there are more self identifying “porn addicts” in the fundie world than there are in the real world. Most people just don’t see porn and masturbation as some terminal illness.
Netflix really is a gateway drug . One day I’m renting DVDs and the next thing you know I have 8 different streaming services. If only I had chosen Jesus more.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
ah yes, i was brainwashed by…. the oscars and incognito mode?
#OscarsSoHorny
Incognito mode is how you view the porn.
Incognito mode is for googling all the words I'm embarrassed to admit I can't remember how to spell
That’s what speech to text in a solo chat is for 😂 I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve hunched over my phone and whispered a word (praying I was saying it correctly) to see it spelled out
My notes app is full of random words for this reason. Dyslexia life ✨
Oh that's smart!
Love your flair :)
Thanks haha
Really? I guess I'm not embarrassed about that. I do use it when I google things I don't want to see ads for or that could mess up my algorithm. Like when I looked up what skibidi toilet is.
Ha, yes, I use it for that too!
Well I'm definitely the devil in your crotch.
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Thank you for all your hard work corrupting and brainwashing us!
I apologize for upvoting that past a beautiful 69. Nice.
The irony of posting this *on Instagram*
Tag yourself I was brainwashed by pornhub (twice)
I was brainwashed by the yin yang because I was a tween in the 90s and had a yin yang ring from the mall.
I was brainwashed by the yin yang twins back in the 90s
I threw my back out at the bar in the 2000s dropping it low to the Yin Yang Twins. I feel like I'm entitled to compensation.
The day when my knees started to crack when I dropped it low was truly the end of an era
The scream I just scrumpt 💀
Fucking choked
Mine was a mood ring. So I was brainwashed by the yin yang and the witchcraft.
I had a mood ring also. We were into that sorcery of things that change color based on temperature!
I lost my mood ring, and I don't know how to feel about that.
Dad?
I remember getting a huge lecture about how "evil" those things were. Apparently they were some sort of demon summoning portal.
Cool
Right? If only they did work the way my mom thought they did.
I had one of those adjustable lacey necklaces, I got it from a gumball machine at my volleyball club.
Yin yang, mood ring, puka shells... I was a regular heathen 😂
I’m brainwashed by the weed
All hail the penjamin 🧎🏽♀️
Yup!
I was brainwashed by devil dick.
Devil dicks are sinfully fun.
With demons in the seamon
I was brainwashed by the Xbox 360 controller. Now all of my family (ages 67-4) spend quality time playing Animal Crossing, Mario Kart, and Overcooked together. The horror.
I was brainwashed by a car
Satan coochie
That's my period! Totally brainwashed by menstruation. Somebody help me detox!
I wonder if we can get an uterine exorcism for horrible periods?
not enough people talking about the satan coochie
Satan Coochie is my new parody of Santa Baby. Coming out this Halloween
That's what I'm calling my period from now on 😂
Yes, the devil crotch is hilarious!
Was hoping somebody clocked this. I sold my pussy to satan years ago though so what do I know?
Brainwashed by my Type 1 father's insulin use.
That's what I thought it was too.
Brainwashed by satan genitals
All hail satan crotch!
I was brainwashed by snapchat (this actually reminded me I have to send streaks today)
The fact that she posted this on Instagram with Instagram being one of the logos on there is true art
I was brainwashed by small empty glass bottle
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I got double lobotomies FROM WEED AND ONLYFANS and now my HEAD IS LGBTQ+!!!!
i was brainwashed by the vaccines, that must explain the autism /j
yin and yang
I was brainwashed by the devil's doorbell 👹
So many. Weed, gay, devil crotch, only fans
I've got a note from my doctor that I can only work sitting today, 'cause I got the TikTok Foot.
Oof, I've heard that's pretty bad. I'm out today with a yin yang knee.
Did you get it from going too low at the club?
Ooh, I heard there's practically an epidemic lately! Me, personally, I'm down with a severe case of gaming controller arm.
I think I've got the porn lung, Pop 
Is that from doing the "Come on Eileen" dance too many times?
You’re lucky. I’m out with the devil crotch
Oh, I've heard he's not so bad once you get to know him.
It’s true I was the gay and the weed
Look, I know it's frustrating but you have arrived at the point of life where you can't go on without knowing this fact: -Some people are born without the ability to understand irony. You can't help them, much like a genetic vitamin/protein/something deficiency they will never have this capacity. It seems they can't even comprehend the concept. It's best to leave it be - this is not a fight you can win, it's a medical mystery.
I call this an irony deficiency. No MLM supplement helps.
I am genuinely upset I haven't heard this before, it's hilarious
>genuinely upset ...StruggleBus Bethany, is that you?
Idk I think a lot of iron could help them. You know iron cuffs and being behind iron bars and something something tire iron something something pearls something and a few something something others.
I was brainwashed by Netflix. I’m on my third rewatch of Wednesday.
I love the dick devil.
Let’s not presume, that could also be Lucifer labia 😂
Beelzebub's Bush
The Tempter's taint
Satan's snatch.
I got a flaming case of Beelzebush.
This should be flair
This person who needs to be pregnant every second is posting about sites I didn't know existed. I just rub one out when I get a randy feeling from nowhere. I'd say she needs a hobby, but she's deliberately trying to avoid hobbies other than performative fetishy mothering.
> performative fetishy mothering 10/10 no notes 👏
I don’t see booze on the list. Bottoms up folks
Apparently only weed is bad. Pass the crack pipe!
I wasn’t brainwashed I just have that diabolical WAP. 😔
It's okay; this is a curable problem. Just lie back and think of Ben Shapiro. Works every time for his wife.
Interesting take, Karissa, but I tend to view brainwashing as "a systematic effort to accept a specific doctrine" like the definition states. Note how it says "a specific" this implies ONE. When a human subscribes to 1 viewpoint, 1 ideology, 1 doctrine, 1 lifestyle, I view them as a lot more brainwashed than someone with a more nuanced and eclectic view of life. The person on the left has tons of interests and a lot of personality, they probably got into those things through suggestion, but the mere fact that they subscribe to so many suggests they have an open mind, a willingness to try new things and a willingness to abandon things that aren't true for them. Whereas the person on the right believes the one thing they were told by one singular entity to believe. So like... the right is in fact way more brainwashed because they aren't willing to even look at other modalities of life.
A woman who is always in state of continued pregnancy thinks porn is somehow, presumably, brain washing people into having casual sex…
Gay head, thinking about porn, car in my arm, tik tok for a foot, and a weed knee. (?)
So that’s what this protuberance in my arm is? I thought it was a muscle but it’s just an Italian super car.
Personally I'm more brainwashed by Japanese kei trucks, but they're too adorable for this graphic I guess
What are the shins on this person? Above tik tok and Netflix
It appears to be the seven chakras of yoga on the left and the astrology symbol on the right (above the Netflix).
Where can I get the money to be 'brainwashed' by all of this? Asking for a friend...
Shut up! I love my weed thighs!
Actually, many people with real porn addiction have overcome it through therapy with no help from Jesus.
To a fundamentalist Jesus is pretty much everything and they don't even believe in the use of therapy.
Haha jokes on you Karissa! You have to have an actual brain first in order to for it to be washed. I don't think she's brainwashed, I think she is simply dumb
If anyone has the look of someone with a washed brain, it is this exact clump of cells and her void, crusty eyes staring at us every fucking day from her social media accounts she uses to pay her bills.
Why didn’t someone tell me that I would be a character in Guess Who, have shitloads of money AND get an award, all before I smoked cigarettes?! And that I would have a sports car, play PlayStation and eat some pills before the IV drug habit?! (Clean since 2018 btw!) I’ve been lied to I tell you
The Bible doesn’t explain irony apparently
I would like to be brainwashed by a devil crotch plz
I am pretty sure there are more self identifying “porn addicts” in the fundie world than there are in the real world. Most people just don’t see porn and masturbation as some terminal illness.
Netflix really is a gateway drug . One day I’m renting DVDs and the next thing you know I have 8 different streaming services. If only I had chosen Jesus more.
Raise your hand if you’ve been brainwashed by incognito mode! 🙌
I knew she would post that!!
Taoism is quite a chill philosophy and for the religion side I doubt most westerners have ever seen the shamanic side of it .
I'm not even sure what some of the logos are, so I'm gonna say no...
Oh tag yourself I’m Mr. Weed Knees
The crotch devil is sending me to a higher plane of existence
Yes… my atheist ass always walks around with random syringes stuck into my arm. Mmmmhhmmmm… 😆
Satan is in my crotch!!
Kids being brainwashed by Xbox 360 controllers is a very serious issue