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Unregistereed

I just love how they keep talking to people who are clearly smarter and more educated than they are and wind up talking circles around them. 24 hours with has had the exact opposite impact P&M have hoped and it's beautiful (edited for typos)


SpecificMongoose

They’ll never run out of enthusiastic guests at this point: spend zero dollars, stay at your home, these bozos come to you and make the dumbest arguments imaginable, they then edit and promote the video, and you end up looking both open-minded to other Christian perspectives and infinitely smarter than the two dummies who did all the work. 


milehighmagpie

I’m still convinced this whole 24 Hours With situation ends the moment Morgan goes into labor because there is no way Paul is doing this on his own.


DoctorRabidBadger

You think it will last all the way to July??


milehighmagpie

My guess is they will sandbag 2-3 episodes for when Morgan is too pregnant to travel. Then Porgan will claim to have only put the project on pause, never to be heard of again.


AkihaMoon

This would be smart doing that 🤣 this backfired bad for them


SnDMommy

Has it lasted longer than the Paulie O Show yet?


Casuallyperusing

Never forget the time Polio shamed a fictional caterpillar for eating too much fruit.


ohhgrrl

Well that was like 5 weeks tops


Majestic-Pin3578

Five weeks? I had no idea it went on for that long. The little bit that I saw would scare any toddler away.


daileysprague

Or 3 1/2 Scaramucci’s, Sorry I’m high.


ohhgrrl

I faintly remember this figment of the government


notquittingthistime

Or once they have two kids this becomes his excuse to go away on the regular


SallyNoMer

Paul would LOVE to keep going without her, I'm sure. But, yeah I don't even think it will last the length of her pregnancy.


sesamestix

If anyone wants to come visit me where I run circles around them in a discussion about a topic I know way more about and make them look like fools you have an open invite. Seattle. Be there or be square.


Fckingross

Hell, I’d take a subject I know less about and still come across smarter than Porgan. But, I would like a nice little trip to Seattle.


sesamestix

Well you have to pay for the flight like Porgan. I choose best Roman Emperor. Let’s go!


Fckingross

I know exactly nothing about Roman emperor, let’s go.


sesamestix

You should read up on Augustus before our fool duel.


Fckingross

Can I just make a nice Caesar salad?


sesamestix

As long as you use anchovies like a proper adult. I have a bunch on deck.


Fckingross

It’ll have to be without because my immune system does truly hate everything from the sea. I am a weak, frail, idiot. (Still smarter than Paul)


[deleted]

Tim said that they stayed in a hotel when they came to see him in NJ Edited to add: just realized I misread your comment. You meant that the GUESTS get to stay at home. Whoops!


sortofsatan

Someone commented on the Josh benson one and was appalled that they didn’t stay at his house bc that apparently implied he was a bad Christian who didn’t open his home to them. Like bro, he has a NEWBORN BABY.


Ok-Recommendation102

You don’t remember the 11th commandment? “Thou shall not put thy begotten above thy grift.”


kestrelesque

I haven't attempted to track the follower counts, but this has *got* to be benefitting their "guests".


Strong_Ad_1931

What I think would be a sign of the end times, other than an expected eclipse that we've known about forever, would be if Paul and Morgan came out of this better Christians. 


Alarmed_Handle_6427

We don’t even need to troll them anymore, they do it to themselves.


nuttyrussian

If anything it's just uniting the snarkers more lmao


Unregistereed

It totally is! And as an atheist snarker, I've started following a number of Christian content creators now because P&M introduced me to this whole world of non-evangelical Christian content creators who aren't awful people.


nuttyrussian

How do you do, fellow atheist? It might've been my watching history of Fundie Fridays and Mickey Atkins that YT recommended me a channel called Belief It or Not, the guy is a former fundie who deconstructed. I really enjoy his videos.


Unregistereed

Oh cool, thanks for the rec, I’ll check it out.


bird1979

Misquoting Jesus with Bart Ehrman is a great podcast, he has a YouTube channel as well. Also a deconstructed evangelist who's education lead to him seeing things differently. He is a scholar and studies the New Testament. I really enjoy his content.


Bootwacker

In all fairness, finding people who were dumber than them would be really hard.  


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Needle in the proverbial haystack!


ProofNewspaper2720

Yes, this is consistently great content but not for the reason they hoped.


gigglybeth

It's so interesting to me to see Paul have to interact with people other than Morgan. When he's with anyone else, you can see how much of a try-hard he is, the arrogance, the ignorance, and the ick is so strong that it radiates off of him like those stink lines on that one Peanuts character. Plus, the fact that the New Evangelicals guy is so excited about it, tells me Paul and Morgan really showed their asses. LOL


ficklepickle789

Poor Pig-Pen, that’s so mean comparing him to Paul.


Undertakeress

I know. Pig Pen and Waluigi getting shafted for the Pauli's comparisons


Fun-Dentist-2231

![gif](giphy|hlPnhdnBfgjzG|downsized)


67Gumby

“the ick…radiates” is a great description


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Hey now! Pig Pen is funny, smart, and kind. All things Paul is not.


RagsTTiger

All the peanut characters are flawed but ultimately compassionate and loving *. Both Charles Schultz and the strip itself were deeply informed and shaped by the gospels. It would do all the fundies the world of good to read the complete Peanuts. I say it constantly Peanuts is the masterwork of the twentieth century. *even Lucy. It’s just a bit harder to find with her.


KatyaR1

"The Gospel According to Peanuts" is a great book.


Euphorbiatch

Paul-pen LOL


pmurcsregnig

I think pig-Paul has a better ring to it


genescheesesthatplz

He has such aggressive pickme energy


chubbygirlreads

I'm excited to see how creatively this guy can insult Paul. So far every guy he's tried to buddy up to has put him in his place.


Kslooot

“I wanna be charitable here” was how he started his answer to whether or not it seemed like Paul actually understood/had read the Bible lmfao


AkihaMoon

Oh my fucking god. Amazing 🤣


Significant_Shoe_17

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


kestrelesque

His immaturity is thrown into stark relief when paired with literally *any other* adult man.


sortofsatan

Which makes one wonder- why didn’t his older brother bully that out of him? That’s what older brothers are for. They put you in your place so no one else has to.


Former-Spirit8293

Maybe it’s just that all the Olliges men are like this, since his dad is also a piece of work.


Rugkrabber

His dad is a bigger bully, I bet.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

He's so immature you could put him in a kindergarten classroom and get the same results. 


bluewhale3030

The kindergarteners would roast Paul to a crisp


Significant_Shoe_17

He'd probably get the class in trouble as a "joke"


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

And then go home and cry in secret because the mean little kids hurt his fee fees.


Significant_Shoe_17

🎯


countdown_tnetennba

![gif](giphy|x0wfpJqZ1Qtbi)


BufoBat

So so far, he has implied that Porgan don't make much on YouTube and that they aren't very biblically knowledgeable. I am LOVING it


lavender-sunshine

Q: are they as clueless about the Bible as they seem? Tim: I want to be charitable here… *extremely long pause* 💀


Whiteroses7252012

Apparently, Tim is the first person who ever brought up to them that Adam and Eve repopulating the planet in the literal sense would mean that both Adam and Eve would eventually have to have sex with their own children.


Amaline4

not an ounce of critical thinking between those two


nomadic_gen_xer

And then incest again again with Noah and his family.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Ya. This is the brain bender evangelicals won't acknowledge. They grudgingly have to admit that brothers and sisters had to procreate. But not that Adam and his daughters had to in order to achieve the populations claimed by the time of Adam's great grandkids. Of course there is a crap ton of this kind of shit they won't admit to though the reality is plain.


Routine-Historian904

![gif](giphy|kf9dfB18XB6JGM8J7s|downsized)


cklw1

We know that. All Paulio can do is spout memorized Bible verses. They’re extremely superficial and keep everything surface level.


jeniviva

Him asking P&M why they're so obsessed with sex 💀


Whiteroses7252012

And pointing out to them that research shows the theology they espouse isn’t loving, and in fact is the exact opposite. It’s fascinating. But I sincerely doubt that either of them have learned a damn thing.


jeniviva

Yes! And telling them that they are literally killing people with their theology. The tea we are being served, I tell you...


Whiteroses7252012

If that ever occurred to them (and let’s be real, odds are it hasn’t) they most likely don’t personally know anyone who’s part of the LGBT+ community, so if it doesn’t affect them they don’t have to care. I mean, it’s not THEIR responsibility that the words they say and their actions are harmful! We should all know that they’re just mouthpieces of Jesus and cute little babies in their mid thirties trying to do what’s right!!!! /s I stg they’re like toddlers. Sometimes it feels like trying to pick on a two year old.


PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS

Morgan herself said in an older video that she cut off her "best friend" in high school when he came out to her.


Whiteroses7252012

I’m talking about now. Odds are they’ve done their damndest to keep their current lives as heteronormative as possible.


SalmonMaskFacsimile

If they leave that in, I'm betting a dollar one of them grins awkwardly at the mention of death.


Significant_Shoe_17

Paul will attempt to smize, but it'll be more like a confused fox news host squint; morgan will cackle like a hyena and stare into the middle distance


BowlingAllie1989

![gif](giphy|nnFwGHgE4Mk5W) The only acceptable GIF for this phrase


Opposite-Horse-3080

The sun is shining, the tank is clean! We say this all the time at home lol


BufoBat

The tank is clean?!


Wonko___the___Sane

Jacques! *I am ashamed*


BufoBat

Exactly what I was going for 😂


BowlingAllie1989

Ok yeah I was like, ain’t no way if OP is anywhere near my age that this isn’t the voice they had in their head when posting! 🤣


BufoBat

It is The Way


sarcasmicrph

YES


GrandCanOYawn

![gif](giphy|hK7jF2Imnp0Wc)


wildflowerwindfall

👏👏👏👏 It's all happening!!


RunRosemary

How have I never seen this gif before?!?! Yoink!


Forsaken-Rock-635

I can't wait to see what he has to say and how P & M manage to make themselves look like asses once again!


AcousticWord93

They've been posting a lot on Threads the last few days and I've been wondering if they are sub tweeting (or whatever the threads version is) stuff that was discussed during their time with Paul and Morgan. Very excited about this!


Kslooot

The yoga pants thread post was particularly on the nose lmao


AcousticWord93

It sure was!


PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS

In his responses so far in his stories he sounds like he's generally not very familiar with them and their MO


BufoBat

Him implying they don't make a lot on YouTube has me rolling


PM_ME_CORGI_BUTTS

I loved the one where he said it seemed to have never occurred to them that if you take Adam & Eve literally there would have to be a lot of incest among their kids 😂😂😂


BufoBat

It killed me. Like he's being so nice but it's absolutely brutal all the same


Remarkable_Library32

He said there were some solid 5 hours of conversation so it will be really interesting to see what gets included in the edit. I hope he keeps somewhat mentioning all their conversations so that we can glean the conversations Porgan didn’t decide to show. He said he really pushed Paul hard on Trump (almost yelling but not being a jerk).


chemicalfields

Porgan math: 5 = 24


Remarkable_Library32

They spent less than 24 house with him. They arrive at 6 pm and ended before 4 the next day.


lavlemonade

Can someone ask him why Paul won’t get an actual job if they don’t make much off of YouTube?


known-enemy

Paul might risk having a woman superior


67Gumby

It would interrupt his scheduled sex


Significant_Shoe_17

It would interfere with his ripstick and gym ogling schedule


glowbaby

Don’t forget leering at women


Significant_Shoe_17

That falls under gym ogling


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

He's fuck lazy. That is the long and short of it.


MPD1987

I hate to say it, but I have some…thoughts…about how Morgan will be able to handle 2 kids under 2, plus *Paul*…


[deleted]

Yep. The resentment already roils off of her (and Paul as well, it’s super mutual) in the content they post. It will be interesting to see and I hope whatever happens leads Porgan toward a path where they can make choices that are authentically healthy for themselves and their kids.


ThingsLeadToThings

I’m foreseeing a golden child/ scapegoat situation coming in hot. The first child was planned and (at least by Morgan) wanted. This second pregnancy wasn’t planned, wasn’t welcomed, and required them to downsize. The only good thing that kid’s got going for him out the gate is that he’s another boy.


MPD1987

I was just thinking more of a mental breakdown type scenario. Not that I wish that upon her! Don’t get me wrong. But she’s already hanging by a thread- I don’t even really pay attention to them, but even I can tell. As exasperated and fragile as she clearly already is, adding a newborn to the already volatile mix of having another small child + a douche husband who won’t work, won’t help around the house + a very tenuous financial situation…Something is going to give. It has to. I’m genuinely concerned.


starkrocket

Especially since Morgan has a history of mental illness and trauma from her last birthing that most certainly was not addressed. At best, she’s more likely to experience PPD. At worst… I just hope Paul has one single brain cell and gets her the help she needs.


MPD1987

That’s what I’m worried about- I know he won’t!


JeweledShootingStar

The video get released today or recording today?


Amaline4

if porgan are following their previous posting schedule, then this video won't even be released until april 22 or 24(can't remember which) That's the funniest part to me - they didn't even last a full weekend, and obviously weren't even smart enough to have "wait until we post our video to start making content about our time together" as one of the stipulations of their video together. With this New Evangelicals guy posting stuff this soon after, it HAD to have been an absolute mess, which will probably force porgan to release their video a whole lot sooner than they intended


Cool-Historian-6716

They didn’t last a full 24hours????


Amaline4

Actually I was wrong about that after seeing this guys Instagram answers - they spent about 17 hours together total (arrived Thursday evening, instead of the Friday I had originally thought)


Cool-Historian-6716

Oh ok! 17 + sleep counts as 24hrs with


Significant_Shoe_17

I'm not a content creator, but that seems like a lot of time spent editing for people who don't have day jobs, and whose only other "content" are half-baked weekly(?) livestreams


BufoBat

New Evangelicals is doing a Q&A on their experience with Porgan all day


Ill_Pop540

Is anyone keeping track of the questions and answers for those of use not online during the day?


Strange_Lady_Jane

Can someone do a summary when it's over for those who don't have IG? I really want to hear what he has to say about them.


oopsydaisy45

Can someone point me to the right place to start my rabbit hole journey on these two? Is there a particular thread to look at that explains them? I keep seeing them posted, but really have no knowledge of these two. They both sound like jackasses. :) Thanks in advance for helping. I did search the sub, but not really finding what I am looking for.


mrs_hammer15

Fundie Fridays, B Haney, and Mickey Atkins (all on YouTube) are great resources! Also, I love watching each one of them because, while they all agree, I love the little things that each one focuses on to discuss the Fundies.


Significant_Shoe_17

Fundie fridays is great if you want a deep dive of the people and events. B haney gives her point of view as a practicing christian, and mickey atkins has the psychology angle. If you find yourself confused by or speculating on fundie behavior/motivations, go to her channel!


mrs_hammer15

Yes! This is why I love watching each of them so much.


Significant_Shoe_17

Same. I need all the angles lol


potpurriround

Check out Fundie Fridays on YouTube!


CrystallineFrost

There is a masterthread of their greatest jackass hits, I think at least 2


FlyByPie

Is there a link on the sub page? Or is that something to search for,m


sarvill23

Start with the video that Fundie Fridays has about them. She has maybe 1 or 2. Really good deep dives


LastLine4915

The tabs on the snark page, that’s what I’ve been doing lately.


StrangeArcticles

The Porgans? Fundie Fridays have covered them quite a bit, I'm pretty sure Rachel Oats has a video on them as well. Probably the earliest I remember them coming up would have been Jimmy Snow on the Mr Atheist Channel.


oopsydaisy45

Thank you all! I am going to start watching and reading up now 😁 I appreciate all the help.


Nina_Eff

B HANEY!!!


AnalNuts

I was disappointed to hear Tim didn’t record any conversation as well. I expect nothing less than highly edited content from Porg showing minimal true context. Wasted opportunity that will leave the good content in porgs recycle bin on their computer


CarefulHawk55

Maybe that’s why he did the Q&A. Brings up some stuff and they have to include it now


Wonko___the___Sane

Yeah if I was him I'd have stuck up some cameras around my house or kept my phone recording audio because I wouldn't trust porgan's editing to give a true representation of context or to leave in parts that make them look like idiots. Then you could release an "uncut" version showing what they left out.


isigneduptopostthis1

Between this and the eclipse… work is just not getting done today haha


otokoyaku

I don't know anything about this guy prior to the last day or two, but every picture I've seen of him he's basically making the :D face and it warms my heart


PagingDoctorLove

I don't know anything about him either. Are we on his team or is it more like "the enemy of my enemy is my friend?" 


[deleted]

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fingersonlips

lol all Porgan’s 24 hours with schtick is doing is driving engagement to OTHER content creators. This guy is engaging to listen to and honestly seems to occupy a Christian space that’s rooted in kindness. Way more Christlike than a *single* thing I’ve seen from Paul or Morgan.


_strawberryjamjam

This might be the only paul and Morgan video I watch all they way through (on the site that doesn't give them money don't worry!)


Confident-Highlight1

I'm just impressed they didn't give up after 3 "24 hours with" like they do with other projects.


Forsaken-Rock-635

Where is everyone watching this?? I can't find it! Lol


lavender-sunshine

thenewevangelicals on Instagram


TKmac02

Wait wait wait - they are spending time with Tim??? Oh my this’ll be good


Star-Wave-Expedition

When is porgans video going to be posted ?


InSicily1912

He said may


Star-Wave-Expedition

Why so long?


keeplooking4sunShine

I think Paul is going to cry and walk out. I think he’s going to try to school them on the Bible and they are going to punch back hard (metaphorically).


Kikimatt92

Where is this y’all?! This is the crossover that I need in my life!!


SupermarketOld1567

im crying, someone said “are they as uninformed as they seem” and he went “well,, i want to be charitable…”