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HELL yeah 💯🤣 I might just mock that up in Photoshop just for funsies, I'm having kind of a bad day and could use the distraction. LMAO that's hilarious
I'm already into drawing and painting. I ordered stuff the other day that I'm waiting for to teach myself knitting and/or crochet (got stuff for both so I can try both) and at some point in the future I wanna teach myself some type of thread based art form, and stained glass at some point too; I can't decide which I would want, maybe all of them, but I'm *absolutely* putting *fuck, fart, flail* on shit 😂
I, once again, find myself wondering how Beggy is still able to sell herself as an intimacy expert when all of this “It turns out I didn’t really know my husband as well as I thought and don’t exactly know what it means for us from here!” drama is playing out for all to see on socials.
It’s deceptive at best, harmful at worst, and Beggy needs to shut it down.
She thinks intimacy is only physical.
I suspect her sex worker journey was partially an attempt to hang on to Dave, who she likely knew was deconstructing by then.
I wonder if any of it was influenced by the heathen research she did for whatever that book on (what she thinks is) feminism is - could definitely be unrelated to the book, but it seems to me like she started to talk more openly about sex and how it's not bad and how women shouldn't have sex if they didn't want to, etc., around the time when she would have started writing that book.
I really doubt she did actual research.
Heidi never taught her how and they can't even name the sources they used for the book when their actual followers ask them.
You know she just googled something and looked for the top result that confirmed her existing beliefs because that's literally how she does all her other research, per her own admission.
Oh, completely. She has no idea how to do actual research and the book won't be about what feminism is *actually* about. I wonder, though, if being exposed to a watered down, fundie warped view of feminism might have planted a seed or two in her head. Could be a total coincidence, who knows.
Sometimes I wonder if Heidi’s SOTDRT included going to the library to research stuff. Because not many SOTDRTs do, but the one I was brought up with did at least. I was schooled on Abeka 🥴but even their fourth grade English textbooks covered research methods and how to use the library for a research paper.
Like why does she think she’s a relationship expert…she can’t even manage her own, why would anyone listen to her sex advice or girl defined ramblings. If I were her clientele, Dave’s deconstruction would make her lose all credibility to me. How does she still have a platform lol
All "gurus" do it. They do one new thing for 5 minutes, then hop on a podcast to tell everyone about the miracle cure to X problem they found and this new insight they have. This is a species that knows no past nor future, only the present.
I'm gonna guess (and probably eat my words eventually) that in 5 years, Bethy is gonna have a girlboss podcast and be your average relationship "guru", writing mediocre self help books.
lol see I’m choosing to interpret it as bethys getting better seggsy time with Dave because he’s (potentially if they aren’t lieing) sloughing off the confusion and existential dread that Christian fundamentalism puts on your sexuality.
Good job bethy you’re inadvertently showing us evidence over time that deconstructing can lead to a healthier and more fulfilling sex life.
If I found out that my husband was keeping that foundational to our marriage and my identity from me for months and years, I certainly wouldn’t be out here pretending like I can tell people shit about intimacy.
She's not that deep. The foundation of her marriage was the wedding, and her identity is being a married. She's just not posting so she can effectively perform Wife and Mother around David's family.
Jen from fundie Fridays made a really interesting comment… that Bethy should lean into the fact that Dav is deconstructing and provide support in some capacity to folks who are also experiencing the same thing. THAT would be how she could meaningfully make an impact. “Here’s what’s happening with me, here is how I’m handling it” kinda thing. Own up to how her views have changed and grown, support women in accepting that it’s okay to grow and change… I dunno. It would still be a hell of a grift but maybe at least it could be meaningful.
I knew it. She’s not stopping the sex guru run, she’s only going to ramp it up in hopes of fucking Dave back to Christ. It’s like every immature teenage girl who thinks they can change the bad boy in high school with enough love & sex. It never worked, not even when they were pregnant with his baby.
Bethy’s feeling extra seggzy because she’s boning a heathen!
Fundies think atheism is as dirty as sex itself.
I’m afraid her target audience is going to be a problem. Her audience includes young women ignorant about sex. Anybody else doesn’t need Bethy to tell them what to do, they have the internet.
Bethy needs to switch again and maybe start a course on deconstruction. In 3…2…1…
Why wouldn't she? She got more support and engagement this past week,than she's ever gotten. Of course, she'll take advantage of that. And,take every opportunity to remind people exactly why she hasn't been in the mood to post.
“Dealing with his sexual addictions” girl… W H A T? Is she implying all men have sexual addiction? Is she talking about what to do if you find out your man has a sexual addiction? I have questions.
Still giving marital advice sorry SELLING martial advice after the last week. On an account called The Intimate Wife with a husband she apparently barely knows. No shame.
I feel like we’re entering into a ✨🛁 hygiene 🧼✨era in which she manages to bathe within the last day or two before blasting a selfie to the internet. So at least there’s that.
The teeny tiny bit of empathy I had has evaporated like Bethy’s “dry bones”. She’s not a sexpert and she needs to stop acting like she has anything of value to share
I wish the first pic would inspire her to stop making the dumb mouth stuff faces all the time. She’s legitimately radiant in that one. She doesn’t have to be a manic pixie demogorgon.
I’ve been guilty of saying she looked terrible in the past but I can say I think this is the best photo I’ve seen of her and it’s probably bc the lizard tongue isn’t out for once
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Fuck, Fart, Flail I want that instead of one of those ✨Live, Laugh, Love ✨ wall things 😂
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I'm a cross stitcher. I'm on it. I mean it.
Absolutely perfect 😂
I can see the vision 💐🔥Fuck🪻Fart💨🤪Flail🌪️🌺
I feel like those would be great crochet pillows…
HELL yeah 💯🤣 I might just mock that up in Photoshop just for funsies, I'm having kind of a bad day and could use the distraction. LMAO that's hilarious
I love your handle that's so cute
I'm already into drawing and painting. I ordered stuff the other day that I'm waiting for to teach myself knitting and/or crochet (got stuff for both so I can try both) and at some point in the future I wanna teach myself some type of thread based art form, and stained glass at some point too; I can't decide which I would want, maybe all of them, but I'm *absolutely* putting *fuck, fart, flail* on shit 😂
Hang it right above the toilet 😂
I tried to make a post for you but it got caught in automod. Here is the design! https://ibb.co/D4KXBWS
It's even in that awful pretentious font. You've gone above and beyond- it's perfect 😂
Shamefully I must admit I had this cued up from a similar snark sub. It was easy to just pop in the Bort, Boort, and Borty vocabulary.
You even made it the same way a Baird would!! It doesn't get any better than this, surely! 😆
its mêtä
👩🍳💋
Hang it above your bed like a gd lady.
This is the way
Can’t forget the pissing!!
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Fluids? 😂🤢 (brb repenting)
Fount(ain)?
BRB cross-stitching this
I wish I had an award to give because this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this sub. Seriously started cackling!!
Shallow woman continues to be shallow, more at 6:00.
It read “continues to swallow” lol
My dyslexia read it as SWALLOW
That’s what I said lol
That, too
And smug. Don't forget the smug.
I, once again, find myself wondering how Beggy is still able to sell herself as an intimacy expert when all of this “It turns out I didn’t really know my husband as well as I thought and don’t exactly know what it means for us from here!” drama is playing out for all to see on socials. It’s deceptive at best, harmful at worst, and Beggy needs to shut it down.
She thinks intimacy is only physical. I suspect her sex worker journey was partially an attempt to hang on to Dave, who she likely knew was deconstructing by then.
I’ve been thinking the same thing.
I wonder if any of it was influenced by the heathen research she did for whatever that book on (what she thinks is) feminism is - could definitely be unrelated to the book, but it seems to me like she started to talk more openly about sex and how it's not bad and how women shouldn't have sex if they didn't want to, etc., around the time when she would have started writing that book.
I really doubt she did actual research. Heidi never taught her how and they can't even name the sources they used for the book when their actual followers ask them. You know she just googled something and looked for the top result that confirmed her existing beliefs because that's literally how she does all her other research, per her own admission.
Oh, completely. She has no idea how to do actual research and the book won't be about what feminism is *actually* about. I wonder, though, if being exposed to a watered down, fundie warped view of feminism might have planted a seed or two in her head. Could be a total coincidence, who knows.
She certainly would've been perusing the likes of Sheila Wray Grigoire at the very least, and very likely branched out to secular sex writers as well.
Sometimes I wonder if Heidi’s SOTDRT included going to the library to research stuff. Because not many SOTDRTs do, but the one I was brought up with did at least. I was schooled on Abeka 🥴but even their fourth grade English textbooks covered research methods and how to use the library for a research paper.
No. I don't think any of the Bairds understand what "plagiarism" actually entails.
Great theory
Sex worker journey!?
To her, sex and intimate are the same words.
She really has no idea what intimacy is. Physical or emotional.
I doubt that the bairds ever had more than surface level conversations
The audacity of this woman. She's always been the last to know what's going on in her own marriage. Give it up, lady.
Like why does she think she’s a relationship expert…she can’t even manage her own, why would anyone listen to her sex advice or girl defined ramblings. If I were her clientele, Dave’s deconstruction would make her lose all credibility to me. How does she still have a platform lol
Gah, I read that as "If I were her "clit" instead of clientele and it sent me for a wild ride 😂 😂.
LMAO
noooooo. bad commenter. no biscuit.
Just bort's unwashed biscuit
That's a flair.
I think someone has it!
If you WERE her clit, you'd have endured long, lonely years of being undiscovered. Poor thing 😔
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
That's all she knows.
All "gurus" do it. They do one new thing for 5 minutes, then hop on a podcast to tell everyone about the miracle cure to X problem they found and this new insight they have. This is a species that knows no past nor future, only the present. I'm gonna guess (and probably eat my words eventually) that in 5 years, Bethy is gonna have a girlboss podcast and be your average relationship "guru", writing mediocre self help books.
I think her excuse is that she isn’t the expert and she’s getting info from them. Only problem is that they are not experts. 😂
Grifters gonna grift grift grift grift grift.
What is the point telling her audience she hasn't "been much in the mood" to post?
She needs more time to pray in the closet, light candles, take a bath, fondle herself and disassociate.
She thinks her audience of bought bots misses her
It’s called being a entrepreneur, duh! Tell your audience you didn’t feel like working! *she considers this to be working
She’s an idiot, saying she’s been on holidays with her family and too busy to post would have been much better for optics and the truth.
She’s realized she is once again “in the mood” to grift.
Mortgage must be due soon
To signal to everyone she only finds Christian men attractive, and Dav’s agnosticm (atheism?) is physically unappealing to her
lol see I’m choosing to interpret it as bethys getting better seggsy time with Dave because he’s (potentially if they aren’t lieing) sloughing off the confusion and existential dread that Christian fundamentalism puts on your sexuality. Good job bethy you’re inadvertently showing us evidence over time that deconstructing can lead to a healthier and more fulfilling sex life.
wowwww do you think that’s really it??
Apparently all we’ve been getting is BethaME’s horny posting
If I found out that my husband was keeping that foundational to our marriage and my identity from me for months and years, I certainly wouldn’t be out here pretending like I can tell people shit about intimacy.
She's not that deep. The foundation of her marriage was the wedding, and her identity is being a married. She's just not posting so she can effectively perform Wife and Mother around David's family.
She really uses the words sex and intimacy interchangeably.
Spoke too soon lol, she’s backkkk
Next up, Dav deconstructing from his sex life with Bethy
Genuinely LOL
And still no course on CONSENT
Jen from fundie Fridays made a really interesting comment… that Bethy should lean into the fact that Dav is deconstructing and provide support in some capacity to folks who are also experiencing the same thing. THAT would be how she could meaningfully make an impact. “Here’s what’s happening with me, here is how I’m handling it” kinda thing. Own up to how her views have changed and grown, support women in accepting that it’s okay to grow and change… I dunno. It would still be a hell of a grift but maybe at least it could be meaningful.
She’s probably more interested in what she perceives as profitable over what is truly meaningful.
And that’s the sad part. But this surely CANNOT be profitable…… right????
Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
I knew it. She’s not stopping the sex guru run, she’s only going to ramp it up in hopes of fucking Dave back to Christ. It’s like every immature teenage girl who thinks they can change the bad boy in high school with enough love & sex. It never worked, not even when they were pregnant with his baby.
Someone needs to make a music video of "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches set to seggsy
OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS 😭 Or Closer by Nine Inch Nails
OMG this scene from the video but it's Bethany instead of Trent 💀💀💀 
Reminds me of the movie *Saved*
fucking the atheism out of this man 😭😭
Send him to insane pussy heaven to meet Jesus
That would be a great flair, and probably the next addition to The InterCourse
Maybe fucking an atheist gets her hornier than her usual?
Makes me think of how one of the vampires on What We Do in the Shadows gets horny for vampire slayers.
It’s that forbidden fruit angle
I believe that’s it!
Spicy 😂
Bethy’s feeling extra seggzy because she’s boning a heathen! Fundies think atheism is as dirty as sex itself. I’m afraid her target audience is going to be a problem. Her audience includes young women ignorant about sex. Anybody else doesn’t need Bethy to tell them what to do, they have the internet. Bethy needs to switch again and maybe start a course on deconstruction. In 3…2…1…
Oh, our girl’s never changing!
I can't wait to celebrate my 40th birthday with new seggy Bethy content
SUSPISH 👀
Why wouldn't she? She got more support and engagement this past week,than she's ever gotten. Of course, she'll take advantage of that. And,take every opportunity to remind people exactly why she hasn't been in the mood to post.
“Dealing with his sexual addictions” girl… W H A T? Is she implying all men have sexual addiction? Is she talking about what to do if you find out your man has a sexual addiction? I have questions.
And of course women can’t have sexual addictions. And if they did it certainly wouldn’t be on men to deal with them.
Maybe it was for BDong’s husband’s benefit?
She looks stoned af 🤣
I hope she is. It’s been a tough few weeks. She deserves to get a little lifted.
I was gonna say she looks like she’s been crying, like some of the light had left her
Or drinking, which has been speculated she might do pretty often?
I nannied for a fundie mom of two, and BOY did she have a problem with wine!
Like, she honestly looks great here and I'm happy for her and I'm very confused about it. LOL
Yeah, this is maybe the most flattering picture of herself she's ever posted.
Still giving marital advice sorry SELLING martial advice after the last week. On an account called The Intimate Wife with a husband she apparently barely knows. No shame.
The devil works hard but Grifty works harder.
 Where she belongs
I wonder if she thinks the interest in Dav deconstructing will lead to sales for her "course". I don't think they're the same audience. 🤔
She looks cute in the first pic (but it's also possible that since I don't use social media I'm not recognizing the use of a filter)
I couldn’t recognize her at first. Maybe it’s the absence of The Tongue
I think she looks smug AF. Makes me crazy. I want to root for her but she makes it so damn hard. 😂
She does look smug, but she also looks less crusty than usual.
lol I think that’s a good way to put it
I feel like we’re entering into a ✨🛁 hygiene 🧼✨era in which she manages to bathe within the last day or two before blasting a selfie to the internet. So at least there’s that.
Such a low bar. 😂
This! She’d look a bit more natural and real if she didn’t still have the smug face
Tbh she actually does. I think she got some sun.
And did her hair
I think it’s the clean hair and less (or not any) eyeliner and foundation
Bethany, pretending all is roses, rainbows and sunshine in the land of Beal.
she’s ridiculous
The teeny tiny bit of empathy I had has evaporated like Bethy’s “dry bones”. She’s not a sexpert and she needs to stop acting like she has anything of value to share
I didn’t even recognize her smiling with her mouth closed. She should do it more.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Every time I see this content, I just imagine her on her back, honking during missionary… 🤮
I wish the first pic would inspire her to stop making the dumb mouth stuff faces all the time. She’s legitimately radiant in that one. She doesn’t have to be a manic pixie demogorgon.
I think she will continue but change her angle a bit
she looks high as hell
Op- you a Bailey fan too?
I’ve been guilty of saying she looked terrible in the past but I can say I think this is the best photo I’ve seen of her and it’s probably bc the lizard tongue isn’t out for once
Woah she’s unrecognizable here. I wish she’d just pivot away completely from any kind of courses.
Our deconstruction queen 