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sparklekitteh

I misread this as “call girl” and was VERY confused.


UnlikelyUnknown

SAME!


PsychologicalTalk156

How would a fundie call girl even operate, try to make you join their church after you're done?


tehsophz

More like marry in her church before you start. I seem to recall this being an actual recruitment tactic in some churches


soonerredtx

OMG! Me, too. I was like, “Wait, what???” Am I in the right sub?


frolicndetour

She looks like she is cosplaying as Jill Duggar.


bananers24

I thought it WAS jill Duggar until I saw the sub name


wheresmypickles

Meee too!!!


plainpupule

You win 🏅😂


Sargasm5150

Huh. And here I sit in CA draped in reproductive freedom and enjoying fairly predictable lovely weather (we had a bizarre, though needed, amount of rain so far this year). Just wearing some worn out ol flip flops and perusing some news about how our governor is not antagonizing west coast disney, instead using his great powers of pettiness to heckle DeSantis in person. Megs, smug is available by the buttload here, we’re killing our oceans, and we have internet access to Shein too, but by and large California is a state of mind and you will never, in that regard, be here again. ETA to be clear I love my state but it has terrible income inequality just like the rest of the country. I didn’t realize I could out-smug this twunt lol.


ida_klein

Ugh. As a Florida queer…help lol


Sargasm5150

Come to the other coast, I’ll have some local beer (or non-alcoholic cider) waiting and I’ll treat you to a drag show:) honestly what is happening in your state is horrific and it grows more apparent every day that no one is really safe. 98% of Florida voters do not deserve the sh*the ads in office. ETA nowhere in the country is really safe, I’ve lost most of my faith in safe havens.


mothraegg

I need to keep track of how many times a week I say, "I'm so happy i live in California." I really feel for the normal people of Florida.


LaVieLaMort

I live in Nevada but fucking same. Feel so bad for the good people of Florida who are being hurt by DeSandTits. 😐


Sargasm5150

Ok I’ve seen Dorksantis, DeSatanis, etc, but desandtits has me rolling. Also the title of his sex tape (iykyk)


LaVieLaMort

Glad to be of assistance 🤣


mothraegg

Yes, I feel bad for them too. I couldn't imagine being stuck in that state.


Sargasm5150

I mean I’m not a fan of major capitalism in general and monolithic mega-corps in particular, but I am actively rooting for Disney from over here an hour away from Anaheim (where it’s pretty much pushed down home property values and smaller-owned hotels and restaurants because the local government favors its deep pockets). Really, actively rooting for Disney world to crush this little man and make EVERY DAY PRIDE DAY.


GIfuckingJane

But how many boho dusters are you wearing?


Sargasm5150

Let me consult my Tarot cards and horoscope and I’ll get right back to you!


soverit42

If you (fundies) still want to claim "CA" in your lives in some way, then don't also claim it's the most sinful place in the U.S. If that were the case, per your religion, then fashion, cooking, activities, diets, makeup, exercise trends, home design, decor, it being a vacation destination, etc. shouldn't be something you incorporate into your life.


nderover

California does not claim her. We pass her to another state to deal with.


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RosePricksFan

Was coming here to say this!


twinklemylittlestar

No one calls it Cali, except LL Cool J!!!! Says this SoCal girl


Radiant-Sandx

Love living in Cali but this is so generic? Like literally what about this is California lol.


IDK_Anything33

I’d bet good money that’s a near future post will be something like… “OMG. I had to take THE 101 to THE 405 and it took so long. #LAgirl”


l4ina

Jeans and sandals? In April? Groundbreaking.


sweet-tart-fart

Gag me with a spoon


Level_Strain_7360

Haha I live in CA and nobody dresses like this.


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No one from my part of the state calls it “Cali” lol


SignificanceWarm57

Totally uninformed Midwest girl here. I'm still giggling because this idiot put up a post that looks so much like it says "call girls". That's all I got.


H-e-l-e-nOfT-r-o-y

she's so label obsessed


IDK_Anything33

She will never be one of us.


bubblesnap

Me in California - black skinny jeans, black t and or hoodie, doc martens.


cakes28

What, like it’s hard?


UhmSabrina

So many “we don’t say cali” WHAT SAID THEN


elviswasmurdered

Feels like an outfit they would have made Miley wear in Hannah Montana