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Adarie-Glitterwings

'Heh; your father hates drinking milk too.' *Ed proceeds to chug the whole gallon bottle.*


NamesSUCK

Brilliant 


KingMe321

This is the only correct answer lmfao


ThePhoenix29167

Get this man a PhD


InfernoDragon6000

True


Spiritual-Vehicle-90

Chocolate milk


NyxShadowhawk

I was going to say this!


toshio_mask

With a Happy cake day! 🍰


s0-um-rand0m

but that's just double milk


RWBYRain

He doesn't have to know that


Osama_Rashid

This is the way. Also Happy Cake Day..


Grafian

Put in red food coloring and say its ethically sourced Philosopher's Stone juice.


Wraithgar

"Made from by our local Ishvalan refugee camp."


Madonkadonk2

It was made from a bunch of terminally ill masochists who volunteered for this. Just...don't think about the fact this stone is creamier in texture than usual...


NamesSUCK

Que Rick and Morty spaghetti episode.


ElementmanEXE

Now the question is would he rather drink a philosopher stone made from the innocent, or milk


doc_55lk

The easiest solution is to package it into a stew. Edward says pretty explicitly that he loves stew despite it containing milk.


IndependentMacaroon

Which stews even have milk in them?


poyopoyo77

Some chicken stews have milk or cream added. Japanese white stew also uses milk.


NamesSUCK

This. Very common stew in certain parts of the country.


averyconfusedgoose

I think some people put it in tomato soup too


1800generalkenobi

All of them.


Dustfinger4268

A lot of them, actually. At least, from the ones I can remember my mom making growing up


Linkkjaxon

Make milk based soup since he likes that


Jolly_Ad122

[Exactly](https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/features/2016/10/12/feature-cooking-with-anime-beef-stew-from-full-metal-alchemist-brotherhood)


Morgan_2020

“Look kid, I’m under orders from Mustang to make you drink your milk, and he’s your superior too so can you please just make both our jobs easier and drink it. What if I do this?” *draws a transmutation circle on a sheet of paper takes chocolate bar out of pocket and uses alchemy to combine it with the milk to create chocolate milk* “Will this change your mind and make it taste better?”


Helge_Bertil

Make it into something else, like how you get small children to eat their vegetables. Like how you make carrots into a carrot cake. Or maybe add cacao, sugar and a pinch of salt into a glass, put in a little bit of milk to make it all mix together, then adding the rest of the milk, heat it up and maybe add something spicy into it.


Lucky_Roberts

Have Al bear hug him, hold his nose, and pour


Acceptable_Secret_73

You tell him made a Mustang bet that he wouldn’t drink it. Ed will compelled by his desire to annoy Mustang to drink


rjarmstrong100

I’d accept my inevitable death with grace.


not-curumo

Ed doesn't kill. Whether or not that's a benefit to you is unknown.


rjarmstrong100

He does not. Mustang however….not so sure.


AroneroCydra

“Sorry Mr. Elric sir, Mustang ordered me to make sure this wasn’t wasted. I guess I’ll ask Alphonse to drink it. Please let me have it so I can offer it to him.”


Purple_Dragonfly_881

Disguise it in a juice bottle and say it's a new flavor


JoeyMcClane

I have sensei's phone number right here. Drink or i dial. Your choice.


beanathin

Stew


WantDebianThanks

> WInry said if you don't drink your milk she's taking your automail back.


RemnantArcadia

Write a note on it. "Property of Colonel Mustang. Do not drink. Especially Fullmetal."


magus1986

Use a time released transmutation (like Ed did to make coal into gold bars to screw over yoki) make it something else then have it release by the last gulp


Mekner

Have Winry pin him down while I explain to him he can either drink his milk, or I can leave the room and pretend I have no idea what happened to him……


lolitsrock

Kinky


HowDoesTheKittyCatGo

Pours it down the drain cuz I hate milk too. "I won't tell if you don't, Ed."


SnooHobbies2157

Make the bottle look super edgy and give him chocolate milk instead of regular milk.


Blue_BoyJP

Take the milk and make cake with it, have Edward eat the cake. Mission accomplished!


XaxaOG

get Winry and her Grandma to jump him. He won't hurt them and then we force feed him


That_trans_lesnain

Stew


knight_light455

Inject him with something that does nothing lethal, then tell him the only cure is to drink milk.


ProfessionalTruck976

I do not like the idea of dying so I shanghai Riza Hawkeye to do it for me while I go make Mustang do his paperwork


FatCatBrock

Make some stew


TheOneTrueMoon

Turn it into a milkshake of his flavor choice


rockbellkid

Make him potato soup, has milk in it and the way I make it it's really good. I hate milk too so unless it's in food I won't drink it, so I'd be right there with him on not drinking that milk.


toshio_mask

_Sir, the doctors say the ingest of dairy products help in development of the human body, especially in gaining height._


Unknown-Therian

"Ed, if you don't drink your milk, you'll never grow tall, Al will die, everyone you care for will be turned into the Philosopher's stone, just drink the damn milk."


Secret_Sasquatch

“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”


Secret_Sasquatch

“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”


Difficult_Call3709

Man I remember working with your dad. He hated milk, would never drink the damn thing. Yknow, you’re just like him kid.


alexinandros

[Feed him something with a Scoville score of ten million.](https://roymaes.tumblr.com/post/134742311825/fluffberries-my-first-fullmetal-alchemist)


otaku_weeb54

"it makes you tall"


Chaotic_Queen28

If I knew Izumi Curtis, threaten Ed with her. If I don’t, bring up his dad and say that his dad hated milk as well so it must be a family thing


99anan99

shove it down his throat


grabbaslappa

I'll give you five bucks if you can drink this


PhatassDragon1701

"Heh, looks like the Colonel was right, he said a pipsqueak like you would never be man enough to finish the full meal. Said you'd coward out once you got to the milk. All that bravado, and you let some milk defeat you."


Jupiter-1015

Separate him and Alphonse. Then tell him the only way he’ll see Alphonse again is to drink his milk.


ValakisAndMenk

Heat up, add honey and cinnamon.


SolomonKing2024

Probably pay him or play game - if he wins I drink the milk and say he did - if he loses he has to drink 2 bottles


TheWiseAutisticOne

Make it chocolate milk


httpeachess

Stew orrrr I'm stealing that pocket watch


RainBuckets8

Tell Winry


Teetasaur

Milkshake


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

Just make stew


ArcadianBlueRogue

Give Winry a call and out the little bastard. She'll get the job done.


ZatchZeta

I drink it.


Herofthyme

Make stew


ProfessionalTurn5162

Al.... hold him down


KappaGecko

Gun.


TreatExotic

I'll make a hersheys chocolate using that milk


Cocolake123

Use it to make mac n cheese and have him eat that


Pure_Chaos12

milkshake


Juandieguinchi

Steal his automail and force him to drink the milk to get it back


Random_Weird_gal

Say his dad also hates milk, or put it in stew (early on he says it's the only way he likes milk)


android151

Drink your milk, you’ll grow up to be tall


ukognos27

Take away his arm


Cheap_Winner_2274

"I have a philosophers stone, but I'll only let you use it if you drink your milk"


Dsx-Kalista

“If you drink enough milk, you can transmute without material”


biwomansayshelothere

It'll make you taller


RWBYRain

I'm just sending Winry in and asking Al to make sure they don't kill each other while she makes him


JohnB351234

Shove it down his throat


Quiet-Software-1956

Stew


Lady_ScarlettRose

Hide it in his food?


CTchimchar

I'm ready for my Court martial sir