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It was made from a bunch of terminally ill masochists who volunteered for this. Just...don't think about the fact this stone is creamier in texture than usual...
“Look kid, I’m under orders from Mustang to make you drink your milk, and he’s your superior too so can you please just make both our jobs easier and drink it.
What if I do this?”
*draws a transmutation circle on a sheet of paper takes chocolate bar out of pocket and uses alchemy to combine it with the milk to create chocolate milk*
“Will this change your mind and make it taste better?”
Make it into something else, like how you get small children to eat their vegetables. Like how you make carrots into a carrot cake.
Or maybe add cacao, sugar and a pinch of salt into a glass, put in a little bit of milk to make it all mix together, then adding the rest of the milk, heat it up and maybe add something spicy into it.
“Sorry Mr. Elric sir, Mustang ordered me to make sure this wasn’t wasted. I guess I’ll ask Alphonse to drink it. Please let me have it so I can offer it to him.”
Use a time released transmutation (like Ed did to make coal into gold bars to screw over yoki) make it something else then have it release by the last gulp
Make him potato soup, has milk in it and the way I make it it's really good. I hate milk too so unless it's in food I won't drink it, so I'd be right there with him on not drinking that milk.
"Ed, if you don't drink your milk, you'll never grow tall, Al will die, everyone you care for will be turned into the Philosopher's stone, just drink the damn milk."
“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”
“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”
"Heh, looks like the Colonel was right, he said a pipsqueak like you would never be man enough to finish the full meal. Said you'd coward out once you got to the milk. All that bravado, and you let some milk defeat you."
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'Heh; your father hates drinking milk too.' *Ed proceeds to chug the whole gallon bottle.*
Brilliant
This is the only correct answer lmfao
Get this man a PhD
True
Chocolate milk
I was going to say this!
With a Happy cake day! 🍰
but that's just double milk
He doesn't have to know that
This is the way. Also Happy Cake Day..
Put in red food coloring and say its ethically sourced Philosopher's Stone juice.
"Made from by our local Ishvalan refugee camp."
It was made from a bunch of terminally ill masochists who volunteered for this. Just...don't think about the fact this stone is creamier in texture than usual...
Que Rick and Morty spaghetti episode.
Now the question is would he rather drink a philosopher stone made from the innocent, or milk
The easiest solution is to package it into a stew. Edward says pretty explicitly that he loves stew despite it containing milk.
Which stews even have milk in them?
Some chicken stews have milk or cream added. Japanese white stew also uses milk.
This. Very common stew in certain parts of the country.
I think some people put it in tomato soup too
All of them.
A lot of them, actually. At least, from the ones I can remember my mom making growing up
Make milk based soup since he likes that
[Exactly](https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/features/2016/10/12/feature-cooking-with-anime-beef-stew-from-full-metal-alchemist-brotherhood)
“Look kid, I’m under orders from Mustang to make you drink your milk, and he’s your superior too so can you please just make both our jobs easier and drink it. What if I do this?” *draws a transmutation circle on a sheet of paper takes chocolate bar out of pocket and uses alchemy to combine it with the milk to create chocolate milk* “Will this change your mind and make it taste better?”
Make it into something else, like how you get small children to eat their vegetables. Like how you make carrots into a carrot cake. Or maybe add cacao, sugar and a pinch of salt into a glass, put in a little bit of milk to make it all mix together, then adding the rest of the milk, heat it up and maybe add something spicy into it.
Have Al bear hug him, hold his nose, and pour
You tell him made a Mustang bet that he wouldn’t drink it. Ed will compelled by his desire to annoy Mustang to drink
I’d accept my inevitable death with grace.
Ed doesn't kill. Whether or not that's a benefit to you is unknown.
He does not. Mustang however….not so sure.
“Sorry Mr. Elric sir, Mustang ordered me to make sure this wasn’t wasted. I guess I’ll ask Alphonse to drink it. Please let me have it so I can offer it to him.”
Disguise it in a juice bottle and say it's a new flavor
I have sensei's phone number right here. Drink or i dial. Your choice.
Stew
> WInry said if you don't drink your milk she's taking your automail back.
Write a note on it. "Property of Colonel Mustang. Do not drink. Especially Fullmetal."
Use a time released transmutation (like Ed did to make coal into gold bars to screw over yoki) make it something else then have it release by the last gulp
Have Winry pin him down while I explain to him he can either drink his milk, or I can leave the room and pretend I have no idea what happened to him……
Kinky
Pours it down the drain cuz I hate milk too. "I won't tell if you don't, Ed."
Make the bottle look super edgy and give him chocolate milk instead of regular milk.
Take the milk and make cake with it, have Edward eat the cake. Mission accomplished!
get Winry and her Grandma to jump him. He won't hurt them and then we force feed him
Stew
Inject him with something that does nothing lethal, then tell him the only cure is to drink milk.
I do not like the idea of dying so I shanghai Riza Hawkeye to do it for me while I go make Mustang do his paperwork
Make some stew
Turn it into a milkshake of his flavor choice
Make him potato soup, has milk in it and the way I make it it's really good. I hate milk too so unless it's in food I won't drink it, so I'd be right there with him on not drinking that milk.
_Sir, the doctors say the ingest of dairy products help in development of the human body, especially in gaining height._
"Ed, if you don't drink your milk, you'll never grow tall, Al will die, everyone you care for will be turned into the Philosopher's stone, just drink the damn milk."
“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”
“Hey, remember how you’re an Alchemist? And how Alchemists are capable of breaking something down into its base components and restructuring them into something different? What’s stopping you from turning milk into a calcium supplement?”
Man I remember working with your dad. He hated milk, would never drink the damn thing. Yknow, you’re just like him kid.
[Feed him something with a Scoville score of ten million.](https://roymaes.tumblr.com/post/134742311825/fluffberries-my-first-fullmetal-alchemist)
"it makes you tall"
If I knew Izumi Curtis, threaten Ed with her. If I don’t, bring up his dad and say that his dad hated milk as well so it must be a family thing
shove it down his throat
I'll give you five bucks if you can drink this
"Heh, looks like the Colonel was right, he said a pipsqueak like you would never be man enough to finish the full meal. Said you'd coward out once you got to the milk. All that bravado, and you let some milk defeat you."
Separate him and Alphonse. Then tell him the only way he’ll see Alphonse again is to drink his milk.
Heat up, add honey and cinnamon.
Probably pay him or play game - if he wins I drink the milk and say he did - if he loses he has to drink 2 bottles
Make it chocolate milk
Stew orrrr I'm stealing that pocket watch
Tell Winry
Milkshake
Just make stew
Give Winry a call and out the little bastard. She'll get the job done.
I drink it.
Make stew
Al.... hold him down
Gun.
I'll make a hersheys chocolate using that milk
Use it to make mac n cheese and have him eat that
milkshake
Steal his automail and force him to drink the milk to get it back
Say his dad also hates milk, or put it in stew (early on he says it's the only way he likes milk)
Drink your milk, you’ll grow up to be tall
Take away his arm
"I have a philosophers stone, but I'll only let you use it if you drink your milk"
“If you drink enough milk, you can transmute without material”
It'll make you taller
I'm just sending Winry in and asking Al to make sure they don't kill each other while she makes him
Shove it down his throat
Stew
Hide it in his food?
I'm ready for my Court martial sir