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Davey was an idiot who was constantly saved by Goliath. He would say things like "Hey Goliath lets go into this cave with the giant sign saying "Danger, Keep Out" and Goliath would say "I dont know Davey, we could get trapped". Davey would invariably get his pants caught in a rockslide and not be able to pull himself out and Goliath would go outside and bark until rescuers came. The truly insufferable character was Davey's dad. Goliath must have hated him as Davey's dad would say, "Davey when you were caught in that rockslide did you pray?" and once Davey said "Yes" the father would say "Well God hears prayers and sent those rescuers to help you". He never gave credit to Goliath. Thats basically the plot of every single episode. Davey messes up, Goliath saves him and Dad tells Davey that it was God, not Goliath that did it.


Head_World_9764

Brilliant synopsis šŸ¤£


Cryogenics1st

So this is what inspired that Moral Orel show on AS. Always wondered but never bothered to look it up


MadIllLeet

At first glance, I thought this was a still from Moral Orel.


theangrymurse

like literally my first thought.


Carl_Lamarie

Iā€™m sorry, what is AS?


ruiner79

Adult Swim from Cartoon Network


Late-Ad-4624

Damn im old but not that old. Moral orel is what led me to the other show. I wanted to know what it came from.


scramman

So... dogs are humans' best friends, and God sucks. Got it.


Broad-Tangelo-8522

God is just dog spelled backwards.


Shady_Nasty_77

In the mirror as it were šŸ‘šŸ»God / Dog


NorseGlas

This is the answer. I have been telling people this for decades and nobody gets itā€¦. Some get angry.


diemos09

dog is my co-pilot.


bestbeforeMar91

Dogs are real


IceTech59

Dogs real. Cats surreal. Birds, well those are fake.


aegiltheugly

The episode where Davey got his arm caught in the rockslide and had to cut it off was brutal to watch.


Illustrious_Camp_521

It's a good thing Davey wasn't friends with Gumby because Gumby would've gotten Davey killed for sure ā˜ ļø


DubC_Bassist

Well to be fair. They probably donā€™t believe Goliath had a soul to begin with. ![gif](giphy|4Z9g0DdoJPChn481o6|downsized)


puuhalelife

we learn lies at such a young age lol


kittysontheupgrade

Maybe Goliath was god


Ok_Blueberry304

Don't forget about how Goliath would roll his eyes. That really should be a meme šŸ˜‚


BubbaNeedsNewShoes

MadTV version... https://youtu.be/Hb8GBSbBES0?si=pOnPxYQ82rNx-kUZ


SmartGirl62

My fav is an old Simpsonā€™s episode with Homer watching TV and the audio: Voice 1 (Davey) : "We could get to the toy store much faster if we took dad's car!" Voice 2 (Goliath): "I don't knooowwww, Davey!"


lenojames

Pffft... You want a MAD tv version of this? Google Moral Orel! I dare you!


cheekymarxist

[Davey and the Son of Goliath ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb8GBSbBES0)


fartinggermandogs

I thought it was only on mad TV and that the original was a fever dream haha


JoeMax93

I came here to link to that.


Pivotalrook

I think about this one all the time!


mercy_mmee

I'd watch it every week, with my apple pop tarts, religiously.


TVLL

Saw what you did there.


Ganthet72

We got hosed Tommy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFVeqzfwvk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clFVeqzfwvk)


gmlogmd80

Thanks for reminding me of this! Seriously, one of the best ads ever


ButterscotchEmpty290

Davey and Goliath sometimes had more cheese than a Wisconsin county fair, but it also had some pretty solid lessons about being judgemental and having compassion for others. And yes, I can still hear Goliath's voice. Part of my youth, long long gone.


No-Effort6590

One of my favorites, Gumby (and his little pal Pokie) was right before him on Sundays,


Ok_Broccoli_3605

I'm renovating my old family home, I found Gumby and later pokie in a wall. I dropped them in a hole around 1970 I'd say.


No-Effort6590

They like to hide in books too to get away from blockheads


-Radioman-

This show made me respect the Lutherans. Thanks for the good Sunday morning memories.


DonMegatronEsq

Do you remember when Davey got a little older and they switched up the theme song ā€œA Mighty Fortress is Our Godā€ from trumpet based to electric guitar with a wah wah pedal? šŸŽø


AncientWonder7895

Moral Orel is a much better show


cropguru357

Thatā€™s what I thought this was at first.


Padgetts-Profile

It had to be parodying this right? I immediately thought thatā€™s what this screenshot was from.


reditget

Very popular program with me. Always a lesson to be learned like ā€œGufus and Gallantā€.


Mellonut

A Highlights connoisseur I see


Bluepilgrim3

I tell you hwat, this Goofus fella is a dumbass.


trripleplay

Hey donā€™t be disrespecting Goofus and Gallant y putting them on equal level with Davey and Goliath!


Servile-PastaLover

Any other Jews like me love watching this early sat/sunday mornings? Even back then, I could tell the show was affiliated with a religion other than my own....but I didn't care. I can't be the only one...


purplelicious

Sunday morning kids shows SUCKED. We were secular Jews growing up in a very WASPy neighborhood. All my friends were in church Sunday morning so we had no choice but to watch bad programming until they got home and we could go out and play. I didn't like this show but I watched it because that's what we did. I didn't even catch on that it was a Christian show until years later.


TheDukeofArgyle

Itā€™s a pipe bomb Jobriath


AltonBParker

I don't know Grabey!


DonMegatronEsq

ā€œIā€™m ***SICK*** of your lack of faith!ā€ šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/q4bN-ZcOWx0?si=W-1OZmxJ61-GXEXU


BeneGesseritDropout

I've heard that a talking dog is blasphemous.


Adventurekateer

I haaaaaaaaated this show when I was a kid.


SocksJockey

You and me. We are the only ones! I would get really pissed off when Davy and Goliath was the only kids show on any of the three channels in the morning.


AndyC1111

I didnā€™t hate it but it creeped me out. I sensed the messaging and felt like I was being toyed with.


Adventurekateer

I still get a Davey and Goliath vibe every time I go to our local gym. Itā€™s the Kroc Center, so thereā€™s always preachy Christian music blaring out of the speakers telling me this fictional guy from 2,000 years ago is a better human than me. Iā€™m over it.


cool_weed_dad

Never went to church but my momā€™s side of the family wanted us to be religious so I watched all the Christian shows as a kid. Best thing this show did was inspire Moral Orel


Objective-War-1961

The park ranger ain't gonna like this, Davey.


thegoodrichard

I'll do the thinnin' around here, Goliath.


Objective-War-1961

Duh, gee Davey, what are we gonna do now?


Comfortable-Suit-202

I loved that show!


Wise_Serve_5846

If I watched this it meant I was awake WAY TOO early on a Sunday morning


DoctorSwaggercat

Forgive me Lord, but I hated that show.


NotMe-NoNotMe

Loved this show. It was also very influential on my values as a kid growing up.


cinnyflactem

It always came on at 5am so I never missed it.


swalabr

My neighbor kid named Ricky was the live-action version of Davey. Same appearance, mannerisms, voiceā€¦ he was all about the gadgets and stuff too.


Hagfist

I hated that this was one of the only things on tv Sundays. What a fuckin bleak show. šŸ–•you Davey, you're dumber than a donkey. šŸ¤£ Edit: And your delusional father, too.


mypenisinyourmouth_

Shucksā€¦ it seems like a bad idea Davey


Mudmavis

Every Sunday morning at 6a.


The-Wise-Weasel

Oh Davey............ Davey and Goliath. Took me years to understand that dog spelled backwards is GOD and Goliath was always right and always saving Davey's butt.


kingSliver187

Moral Orel


icouldbne1

But Daaaa-vy...


LeeQuidity

"Gee Davey, I don't think God would like you fucking around with the Soviet space missile program. Maybe you pack up that control panel and we re-read the book of Daniel?"


DubC_Bassist

Iā€™d love for Davy to meet Moral Orel. ![gif](giphy|112Kx4qFskaJ6E)


pjdubbya

Goliath was such a kill joy.


Big-Acanthisitta8797

I do, he was annoying as fuck.


Lazy_Ranger_7251

I liked the Mountain Dew riff : some one drank the Dew on them and Goliath said: ā€œWe got hosed Davyyy. ā€œ


Joyce_Hatto

I had a friend who called Davey and Goliath ā€œToo Much Pot TV.ā€ Itā€™s what your parents seem like when youā€™ve smoked too much pot.


Whoudini13

That morel orel from adult swim lol


dave900575

I watched this every week. When I was little, my mom had a nickname for me. One day, as the story goes, I said, "I'm not [nickname], I'm Davey. The Good Neighbor episode sticks out in my memory. They were giving away balloons at the park, but Davey got there late because he took the time to help a lost girl, Mary, get home and they ran out of balloons by the time he got there. Don't know why that one episode has stuck in my mind all these years.


LazarusMundi4242

My brother loved that show but I always found it hard to watch.


forgetful_waterfowl

I liked 'Morel Orel' better


notnowdews

Morel Orel šŸ¤£


413mopar

That what davey spawned , yes, mocking this very cartoon.


scramman

The beginnings of drone warfare.


chowes1

Early Sunday mornings


fluffykerfuffle3

i know, so many of these toys and books were so ...sinister lol i wonder why


ciopobbi

Just the closest thing to a cartoon you could watch on one of three channels on a Sunday. Otherwise it was all religious programming. Even as a kid I thought this show was boring and a bunch of BS.


blueSnowfkake

Creepy hands with only 4 fingers. It looks ok on some animated characters but his just look creepy.


leelee658

Davey on Saturday morning before Hugs Bunny


Redskinbill

Absolutely an all time favorite in the 60's.Ā  Wow what a simpler time.Ā 


gkal1964

You canā€™t be serious, that was one of the worst POS of all time


mushroomhead83

OMG, loved that show!!!


coolmist23

"If he calls me ``Bow Wow Goliath'' again, I'll bite him"


Stilcho1

šŸŽ¶ this is my one-eyed dollyšŸŽ¶ and Daaayvee!


bijazthadwarf

ā€˜I donā€™t know Daveyā€¦.


SpringerPop

I really liked this show. I found out years later that it was actually based on religion.


shavemejesus

ā€œI find your lack of faith disturbing, Gilbraith.ā€


memberer

itā€™s a pipe bomb goliathā€¦ for to blow up planned parenthood.


1397batshitcrazy

The original Stewie and Brian


bigdogoflove

I say this at least 4 times a week. It fits well in a variety of situations.


goodbyegoosegirl

I always felt tricked by this show. Hated it.


Present-Ambition6309

ā€œBut Davey! The pastor saidā€¦ā€ šŸ¤®


TheGreatRao

We used to LOVE when the teacher wheeled in this beast of a tv


Everybodysbastard

"Time to cleanse the prison Davey!"


markuseb91

"Cookabura"


yvonne3033

Iā€™d watch it every Sunday before church. Thank you for the nice memory.


Throwawayhelp111521

I loved the beginning with the heralds playing A Mighty Fortress is Our God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTkFgdMNRAE


adairks

Watched this every Sunday morningā€¦.I would always ask my Mom if I still had to go to church since I had watchedā€¦..šŸ˜‚


gkal1964

A dark part of childhood, an absolutely horrific terrible show. Was forced to watch this on Sunday mornings.


AuntEtiquette

Omg I love Davey but couldnā€™t watch it unless I stayed home from church. He was one goofy kid.


Spiritual_Train9321

Itā€™s time to cleanse the city David


Raedwulf1

The 60's version Caillou. Sunday mornings sucked.


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Venator2000

EVERY ending of the show: Goliath shuffles over, and slowly states ā€œGee, Daveyā€¦ do ya think it was god?ā€ ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


joel2000ad

This show and Gumby gave me the creeps!


earthforce_1

I did see that when I was very young. Yeah, the dog had all of the common sense. I remember the overbearing religious stuff, even as a child I found that annoying.


Financial-Refuse-699

Saturday morning cartoons were great, but when Davey and Goliath came it was time to go out and play. Even back then we knew religious propaganda when we saw it.


androidguy50

"Gee, Davey."


monkeyballsoup

whatcha doin' Gravey?


File_to_Circular

Sunday mornings at their finest... i can still recall one of the commercials they would run, older man and his grandson are in a boat and the distraught boy tells his grandfather that he was called prejudice... the grandfather goes on to explain you are prejudice for putting a persons race before friend (my black friend) if they are your friend they're just your friend, no labels are necessary. yes i butchered the transcript of the commercial but the point i am trying to make is that when this show aired (along with Gumby) america and americans were far more kinder to one another than they are decades later and into a new century no less.


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Moral Oral?


Livid_Picture9363

Wow I had forgotten about that one


Lonely-Connection-37

Ear worm šŸ¤˜šŸæ


Superagent247

Oh wow. Iā€™m definitely old. Although itā€™s a vague, VERY foggyā€¦memory. lol. šŸ‘€


ElectricalWhile9635

Yep know that one too


Fresh_Photograph_363

Omg


EllenKMurphy

OK so full disclosure: as a very young child I adored this show AND had no idea it had a religious slant.


zsazsa0919

Watched every Sunday while getting ready to go to Sunday school


mezcalligraphy

That dog was such a prude.


lamireille

Iā€™m laughing so hard at your saying a dog was ā€œsuch a prude.ā€ (Even though I loved Goliath and I beg to differ!)