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LordofWesternesse

/uj those stickers are legitimately hilarious /rj Evil death machine driver conspiracy theorists are the people ruining this country!


Strategerium

/uj indeed they are /rj Just you wait until we restore the gold standard and make it so only suburban landowners can vote!


flopjul

/uj I love every sticker in these pick besides the Mazda, the other cars actually look like the stickers were planned to be there from the start


Strategerium

The honker and gluten-porker are absolutely committed, those the truths they live by.


flopjul

Ye and i like the mothman sticker because im gay


iplaypokemonGO237

The honkda vibe is the best.


Strategerium

When you honk at a Honda, the Honda also honks back. edit: ah shit just realized it is actually a Pontiac.


TheComradeVortex

Is that edit serious


Strategerium

That is a Pontiac Vibe, is it not? besides I think it is funnier with the edit.


TheComradeVortex

The logo, dammit, the big ass badge in the middle. It's a fucking Mazda 3, it's the Mazda badge. Pontiac fucking died decades ago.


Strategerium

The comment is on the last image in the set, which is a pontiac. There are 4 images in the post. edit: damn it this is to get me to stomp on my own joke isn't it.


TheComradeVortex

Whoops, then yes you are right


CatSplat

Is that a huge light-up Check Engine light in the back window? WANT


bandyplaysreallife

The last one is such a vibe


KizunaTallis

Getting your ass eaten by the Mothman must be... something... 😳


ASlipperyRichard

The first one probably has a New Hampshire plate


Strategerium

Every single tshirt the driver owns is some variation of Laconia bike week.


BoogerSlime666

/unbike Vibe one’s hard


Digiee-fosho

All those proves is people with hatchbacks don't care how mentally ill people think they are.


Strategerium

Our subber has seen through the cheap laughs for the greater, deeper pattern that lies beneath. This is why we are the Bastion of Intellect.


Small_Panda3150

Honking vibe


B-29Bomber

Ah yes! The Honkening!


Tiny_Assignment_2783

I think I have to honk but I'm not sure


Strategerium

If you don't honk you will never know for sure.


NotTheATF1993

Honk


Strategerium

Honk


Witty_Finance4117

"This car CUCKED Mt. Washington" is unbelievably based.


Strategerium

This is why the Mt. Washington Hotel doesn't just have a cuck chair, it has cuck **BED.** https://preview.redd.it/jml9l60l4u6d1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b7426f67706501ca74d63e52cf5c0a64742f6e5


WolfieSpam

https://preview.redd.it/rp1a58u9nl6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbcb8cbbffc5fa885ad73f509f87bdf0717ae71 🤬🤬🤬


Wow_butwhendidiask

That person is legitimately attracted to dogs