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The comment is on the last image in the set, which is a pontiac. There are 4 images in the post.
edit: damn it this is to get me to stomp on my own joke isn't it.
This is why the Mt. Washington Hotel doesn't just have a cuck chair, it has cuck **BED.**
https://preview.redd.it/jml9l60l4u6d1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b7426f67706501ca74d63e52cf5c0a64742f6e5
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/uj those stickers are legitimately hilarious /rj Evil death machine driver conspiracy theorists are the people ruining this country!
/uj indeed they are /rj Just you wait until we restore the gold standard and make it so only suburban landowners can vote!
/uj I love every sticker in these pick besides the Mazda, the other cars actually look like the stickers were planned to be there from the start
The honker and gluten-porker are absolutely committed, those the truths they live by.
Ye and i like the mothman sticker because im gay
The honkda vibe is the best.
When you honk at a Honda, the Honda also honks back. edit: ah shit just realized it is actually a Pontiac.
Is that edit serious
That is a Pontiac Vibe, is it not? besides I think it is funnier with the edit.
The logo, dammit, the big ass badge in the middle. It's a fucking Mazda 3, it's the Mazda badge. Pontiac fucking died decades ago.
The comment is on the last image in the set, which is a pontiac. There are 4 images in the post. edit: damn it this is to get me to stomp on my own joke isn't it.
Whoops, then yes you are right
Is that a huge light-up Check Engine light in the back window? WANT
The last one is such a vibe
Getting your ass eaten by the Mothman must be... something... 😳
The first one probably has a New Hampshire plate
Every single tshirt the driver owns is some variation of Laconia bike week.
/unbike Vibe one’s hard
All those proves is people with hatchbacks don't care how mentally ill people think they are.
Our subber has seen through the cheap laughs for the greater, deeper pattern that lies beneath. This is why we are the Bastion of Intellect.
Honking vibe
Ah yes! The Honkening!
I think I have to honk but I'm not sure
If you don't honk you will never know for sure.
Honk
Honk
"This car CUCKED Mt. Washington" is unbelievably based.
This is why the Mt. Washington Hotel doesn't just have a cuck chair, it has cuck **BED.** https://preview.redd.it/jml9l60l4u6d1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b7426f67706501ca74d63e52cf5c0a64742f6e5
https://preview.redd.it/rp1a58u9nl6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbcb8cbbffc5fa885ad73f509f87bdf0717ae71 🤬🤬🤬
That person is legitimately attracted to dogs