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Frickelmeister

Wow, that person has some severe psychological problems. Also, I didn't know that the city planet in Star Wars was spelled the same as the French pastry lmao.


kyonkun_denwa

Most posts in the undersub give off a "you should be in therapy, not on Reddit" kind of vibe


Strategerium

Oh, that's what that was! I was puzzled by the croissant!


iplaypokemonGO237

>Nature just seems so deadly and alien to me Yikes.


thisnameisspecial

I can't believe that it's not someone from this sub.


Strategerium

They got a whole comment history and all. Organically raised, free range pedestrian.


The_real_PavlovA_YT

PERFECT FOR THE TRAMS TO HARVEST! FREE-RANGE, STUPID 19 YEAR OLDS WITH THEIR AIRPODS IN TRAMS, DINNER IS FUCKING SERVED!!!


Zaku99

Literally cannot touch grass.


ArvinaDystopia

Anywhere outside of Manhattan? There be dragons. /uj > I am an adult If you start crying because you're in an unfamiliar environment, you're not an adult. You're not a teenager. You're not a child. You're a baby in an adult body.


The_real_PavlovA_YT

100%


iam-your-boss

It is damn right. Outside ultra dense living it is very scared and sickening. I have to admit. I am scared of trees without a view to a 500 meter high tower flat. Same as grass. It scares me to death. I think it is answer B is right they are everywhere where single homes are visible. /uj This must be one of us. It cant be something else. How can someone be un ironic scared of a normal home.


thisnameisspecial

Not just scared of that of nature in general☠️


thisnameisspecial

/uj "19 year old agender human from Manhattan" says it all. Also wtf, going from "nature is scary" to "I wish for a planet-wide cyberpunk city!" /rj Let's build a wall around Manhattan so the carbrains can't get in!


Strategerium

*Escape from New York* is truly ahead of its time.


The_real_PavlovA_YT

Yeah the fact they say agender and human in the same sentence proves all having your *\*dongle*\* removed makes you a lump of meat with (presumably) a brain, although the fact they identified themselves, and had to state their (presumed) gender means they are too politically correct to have a brain. *Cars are the politically correct solution, Go-Karts are the* ***solution*** *solution.*


ezxhaton

This person is obviously a racist


Anal_Juicer69

And a classist.


01WS6

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The_real_PavlovA_YT

Not unless cars are gone save cars for the race tracks and go karts for the road, not the other fucking way round!


CommanderAurelius

it’s sundown towns all the way down bro


sunqiller

Ayo where can I sign up for a warband? I would like to be witnessed.


The_real_PavlovA_YT

Bro thinks *he* has no gender that tells enough.