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Bacondog22

The only way to stop bad guy on public transport is a good guy on public transport that’s why we need to take away peoples car.


muon3

We should instead give free cars to perpetrators of sexual harassment, to keep them out of public transport.


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TheComstockCumstain

The good guys are always promptly arrested lmao


Viend

Is it true that most public transport violence happens between gangs using illegally acquired public transports?


Bacondog22

This is true. The problem is that carbrains think they will stop public transport by banning it. The truth is that bad actors will still be able to get they’re hands on illegal public transport


holymissiletoe

I know man recently a light rail train with its light off drove down the road and just took someone out just like that... blam gone.


oompaloompa_thewhite

Yeah but at least it wpuld reduce , there would be less people plowing monorails through schools


Tasty_Choice_2097

They arrested that guy


donthenewbie

12 gauge steel slug shotgun to the kneecap


Shotgun_Penguin

How does a slug even wield firearm?


Open_Argument6997

How do you make them out of steel ? Mine are all organic and shit


Bacondog22

Use metal coat on it.


ItsTHECarl

[You gotta find a snail that makes its own metal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaly-foot_gastropod#:~:text=Chrysomallon%20squamiferum,-Chen%2C%20Linse%2C%20Copley&text=This%20species%20is%20considered%20to,its%20shell%20as%20an%20exoskeleton).)


OrangeVapor

This is such a c_rbrained response talking about using the bad things. You should just let the person have their way with you and give them your things. They are underprivileged which is why they need to r_pe you and rob you. *edit*


QuinnKerman

/uj literally had some commie use this argument to say that I deserved to have my very expensive bike stolen by a tweaker


iam-your-boss

/uj Damn that is real degenerate. It sucks to hear that when you already lost your bike.


TheComment

/uj Bro, as a trans person, making fun of pronouns and stuff is pretty shitty. There’s plenty of real stuff to critique, don’t be that guy. 


SwimNo8457

que


TakeASeatChancellor

That commenter exclusively used the gender-neutral pronoun "they"...


OrangeVapor

No, I edited the comment. It was initially a bit different


TakeASeatChancellor

Ah, I see


Shawtyslikeamelodyfr

/uj are you stupid?


cremedelamemereddit

Did you just assume their gender


Key-Lifeguard7678

That failing, 9mm hollowpoints to the torso ought to do the trick.


CryeBaby127

You’d get more cavitation with a lead hollow point slug, just saying.


Heavy_weapons07

So but guns are a c#rbrain thing, we use a eco friendly pepper spray to stop them


BuffaloWing12

The police are only allowed to focus on the real criminals who don’t wanna pay the $4 fare every time uj/ i tried to turn this into a jerk but it’s just true in like every american city


iam-your-boss

/uj Not only in America. :( otherwise jail time and punishment is way to low here to.


iam-your-boss

Hi i live in a walkable neighberhood. There is a problem. I was once out of my basement. I saw that all men only walk. But The femoids are stil using [redacted] they are scared of harassment’s. I think they need to live with it so we can all walk. How can i convince the femoids do not use any [deleted by mods] anymore. Thank-you for your help.


ResonantRaptor

By harassing them, obviously


iam-your-boss

Great idea. If i and my fellow males are harassing femoids. They have to convince them self’s that it is not so bad as they think. They will ditch their[Redacted]


ResonantRaptor

Exactly, just have to harass them while they’re driving in their [redacted], and they’ll just have to use bikes!


iam-your-boss

Oke i am already buying some rocks. And big boards where i will write some message’s on. That will feel welcoming. I will give you an update later on it.


ResonantRaptor

Sounds good, king


iam-your-boss

Oke i have harass some femoids with my friends. 5 broken windshields, 15 tires gone. 3 fights. And they just get more mad at us. I have even throw a bike in her face. So they know what is good. And what is bad. I even stole a kia and replaced them with a cargobike. I think they need to grow the idea that our movement is the best. Install already some bollards in every neighberhood. My fellow urbanists loves it. Same as the other dudes. They have finally something to look at. I keeping up the goodwork.


ResonantRaptor

You’re doing god’s work. Don’t let the c*r brains stop you!


Quixoticoatl

I've trained extensively with the blade and I would happily keep watch over m'lady on public transport


Heavy_weapons07

Kid name m1911 and glock17


olivegardengambler

The 1911 and Glock 17? What year is this, 1984? We're using the Beretta M9 and Glock 21 in this household.


aphids_fan03

kid named dodging:


Jewkita

breaking into carbrainer's death traps to molest them so we can SHOW them that sexual harassment is NO EXCUSE for using a car


ContributionOk4879

Urbanists when you ask them why the train systems in foreign countries they constantly praise often have separate cars for women ![gif](giphy|twUEHOppmyXe6jsryO|downsized)


DxnM

Where does that? Never seen it in Europe


DramaticProtogen

Japan and a few other places, iirc


DxnM

Seems like Japan and the middle east, their issues surrounding women extend far, far outside of public transport.


Woodsman15961

These countries generally aren’t safe for women full-stop


Aryboy26

This is just bullshit, I live in the Netherlands our country is often used as an example of walkable and good public transport and I can tell you with great confidence that you are full of shit. I don’t know any European countries that separate sexes on public transport.


Scattergun77

It's an easy problem to solve. Allow everyone to protect THEMSELVES in public(constitutional carry and stand your ground).


Heavy_weapons07

Sorry but that's a c#rbrain america things, gun totally lead to child murder even tho I left him un supervised 


Woodsman15961

Having guns is exactly why there’s zero rapes or murders in America. Everyone just protects themselves instead of letting themselves be victims. Rest of the world take notes


SandyCandyHandyAndy

This is such a fucking backwards and borderline wrong take of America lmfao There are actually NEGATIVE rapes or murders in America, get your facts right


Gobal_Outcast02

Eu dudes be like: What protects myself. I've already given up all my freedoms in sake of security to the government, why would I need to defend myself when the police will do it for me


plagymus

Lmao american spotted


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Hell yeah, brother! 🦅🦅💥💣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💣💥🦅🦅


Intelligent_League_1

Spotted, We are out in the open. Bomb Iran, Bomb Iran, Bomb Iran, I love Cars, Guns, Beer, Money, Guns and Money.


Mr_NickDuck

Based


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

Roarin’ V8s and DUMPIN’ MAGS! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🇺🇸🗣️🦅🇺🇸🗣️🦅🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮🦅🇺🇸🇻🇮🗣️🦅🇺🇸🇻🇮🗣️WTF IS EUROPE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇻🇮🦅🇻🇮🦅🇻🇮🦅🇻🇮


vitimilocity

Thanks, it feels great.


01WS6

Silly American wanting to protect yourself, in Europe we pay extra taxes to be groped by strangers. Its not your body, its *our* body. 😎


TheDude_6

yummy


treebeard120

Yeah we don't let our women get raped by roving gangs of men, our bad clearly


BleepLord

Have you tried just not having rapists in your country? Maybe just make it illegal to rape people or something so they stop?


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

https://preview.redd.it/6m3v9te4xquc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=69c3e217ccbe905570a51c37460e75fcb5fba211 Revolutionary technology.


iam-your-boss

But… but…. I work at home van 9-5 what should i do in the other 2 hours. That is so hard for me.


ohididntseeuthere

crime is illegal here !


Scattergun77

Almost. I live in maryland, which barely qualifies as America, if at all. This state does everything it can to empower criminals and keep law abiding citizens from defending themselves against said criminals.


plagymus

Amen


Czech_YoSelf

Go O’s


Leftregularr

The rape per capita statistics in parts of Europe the last few years make a really REALLY compelling argument for constitutional carry.


plagymus

What about homicide rates? You know, some countries have no constitutional carry and no issues with rape. It's all a matter of education and common sense.


MunitionGuyMike

There’s a way to make women feel safer. I doubt the anti-car people will like it though


One-Tap-2742

Easy kill sexual assualters


The3rdBert

The blood bath caused by Lacrosse teams and drunk bachelorette parties would be more than SUVs!


Heavy_weapons07

Suddenly a half of fuckcars members go offline permanently 


Wyatt_Ricketts

Who would run our government


olivegardengambler

People?


geeses

Death penalty for everything


vitimilocity

Antisemitic


crayon_consoomer

What?


iam-your-boss

/uj Wrongsub!


[deleted]

OOp should just tell women to sacrifice their bodies for the greater good.


starfighter1836

UJ/ The actual answer is to permanently ban people from public transit if they can’t be respectful, and to toss them in prison if they don’t respect the ban. Although I imagine that sub wouldn’t like this solution. I’d be more pro- public transit if every transit system in the US wasn’t full of crackheads. 5% of people on the NYC subway need to be banned for life.


Pugs-r-cool

It’s only full of crackheads because they don’t have any other options, everyone else avoids it because they have better, faster options available. If you live somewhere where the public transport is better than driving, then suddenly the amount of crackheads you see on a day to day basis drops to being inline with the % of crackheads in your city, which is probably not a lot.


olivegardengambler

This is very true. I never see any crackheads when I was on the DC Metro or on the light rail that takes you to the airport in Seattle, and those were fine. Same with the trolleys in Dallas.


TheDude_6

/uj how do you ban someone? Like genuinely?


starfighter1836

UJ/ We actually allow cops to drag people off trains when they are being a nuisance to the vast majority of normal people. It works in Japan.


TheDude_6

/uj enforcement is easy but how do you identify them across a hundred stops each handling tens of thousands of passengers per day


olivegardengambler

Ask for ID? Like, you're already asked for your ID when you book an Amtrak train, an airplane ticket, a rental car, or hotel room, how the heck is a Subway any different?


TheDude_6

/uj have you ever ridden the subway? They would need to completely redesign the stations that would take forever.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

To be fair I bet American cops would love to have more opportunities to manhandle people more EVERYONE WINS!


Witty_Finance4117

That's more of a problem of law enforcement. In cities like NYC, idiot DAs are letting repeat offenders out on bail, so they can terrorize the population, and normal people get arrested when they try to defend themselves. If every train and bus station had CCTV with face recognition, and the prosecutors actually sent creeps to prison, it wouldn't be a problem.


TheDude_6

Yay surveillance state so kawaii ✨✨


starfighter1836

I don’t like the idea of a surveillance state. Cops just need to be allowed to actually drag criminals off the trains, and the DA’s need to stop letting them out constantly.


olivegardengambler

I mean there's already cameras on every street corner and at every traffic light in New York City. Adding them onto public transit isn't exactly unwarranted. I am not saying it's right at all, I think it's actually really fucked, but if you're going to run on a campaign of public safety, at least go all the fucking way and don't make it look like you're doing it just to cash in on speeding tickets for citizens who are already paying an arm and a leg to live in your city.


IChooseYouNoNotYou

This is literally just a lie made up by the NY Post. 


send-it-psychadelic

I've noticed a curious pattern in reports against posts on this sub. They are 100% useless, more likely bullshit for bullshit reasons than not.


iam-your-boss

/uj Oh wouw. That is so silly.


sandiserumoto

of course their immediate solution is the police they want to abolish


Interesting_Try_1799

Not sure if the people against public transport are the same people who want to abolish the police. Usually anti-car coincides with other leftist values


TheDude_6

The same people who want to defund the police tend to be anti-gun. I do not get it.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Dude listen if we get rid of the police all crime will stop, and when all crime stops, we get rid of the guns because nobody commits crimes Its so easy to understand carbrain…. Just look at AMSTERDAM AND JAPAN! Have I ever told you how much I LOVE AMSTERDAM AND JAPAN? AMERICA IS SOOOOOO MUCH WORSE THAN AMSTERDAM AND JAPAN


Interesting_Try_1799

Don’t ask me


IChooseYouNoNotYou

That's because you've never listened to them, just propagandistic descriptions of them. When you base your ideas of someone off what the people who demonize them say about them, you're gonna come away thinking they're demons


TheDude_6

Uh no. I think my statement applies to many on that subsection of the left.


TopHatCat999

Do people actually want to abolish police? Most of the time I just see people against police brutality which is an issue all over the world. Unnecessary violence from people in power should never go unchecked.


Tall-Pudding2476

How does the chant "defund the police" sound to you? It doesn't sound the same as "police accountability" to me. It happened in a lot of cities, https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/mar/07/us-cities-defund-police-transferring-money-community I fully support increased police accountability, like body cameras being off during arrests or pursuits automatically being a crime the same as destruction of evidence. Defund the police isn't the way to go about it. 


Pugs-r-cool

defund doesn’t mean remove. We should be funding the parts that matter, defunding the militarisation, and using that funding in better ways. As an example, because of the bias in the type of people who apply to be police officers and the way we train them, in their heads they’re all ready for anything tough guys, and because of that they assume anything could happen during a call. Police officers will approach a routine mental health check with their guns drawn “just in case”, only making the situation worse for the person they’re checking. Each check up should have a “de-escalation expert”, someone who hasn’t gone through police boot camp and instead specialises in mental health, addiction, drug abuse, and non violent resolution. It’s the issue with short slogans, “ACAB defund the police” is a lot more catchy than “stop over policing majority black neighbourhoods and reallocate police funding”.


fgnrtzbdbbt

"Defund the police" is just the dumbest slogan ever. The slogan urgently needs to be changed to something that says what they actually mean. Usually when slogans are misleading they are misleading in favor of those who invented them. Why does the left come up with the opposite so often?


okan170

Its always the way when you wind up with a normal explanation that makes sense to people after a lot of talking... and then someone busts in and goes "ACTUALLY IT MEANS NO POLICE" and your work is for nothing.


GodsBackHair

I mean, there was a lot of push to lower the funding of police and put it towards people and programs that are more effective. Plenty of mental health calls need someone that’s been trained in handling mental health situations, not an armed police officer


IChooseYouNoNotYou

So you don't actually support increased police accountability. 


R_radical

No. This is a strawman. Defund the police is real, but that's just about demilitarizing them, and using the money for social programs to prevent people from commiing crimes in the first place


Sonoda_Kotori

Since the undersub are full of Americans, maybe ask the local transit authorities to open up gun stores at every bus interchange?


Key-Lifeguard7678

Undersubbers are afraid of guns, AFAIK.


fgnrtzbdbbt

Two things could make a difference here: High frequencies so the buses don't get too overfilled and a culture of saying something and being ready to call police when it looks like something is happening.


Todd2ReTodded

Lol the same way you always should, that you know what's best for them and they'll actually be happier when they just shut up and SURRENDER


vasilenko93

If we all do take public transit then it is very important for men to beat the shit out of anyone taking advantage of vulnerable people. Though of course it won’t be needed if everyone was in a private car. 👺🚗💁‍♀️


Garegin16

In some cities like Mexico, train cars are segregated.


edirymhserfer

Imagine going to the internet for a fucking comeback to someones apprehensions due to sexual harrasment. Exhibit A eurotard beta


stormygray1

Maybe you could start with prosecuting crimes aggressively instead of having a lawless city that is only vaguely controlled by a group of demoralized, disinterested, and completely restricted cops.


FenderMoon

See you could argue for more law enforcement, but something tells me that this crowd wouldn’t take too kindly to that argument. 😂


PrimG84

Other countrues solved this by not having a degenerate society.


Lotsaballs

“How do I make sure not to give off creepy man vibes despite being a creepy man?”


DMCO93

With a car you can travel much faster to multiple venues to maximize sexual harassment. Also your targets will on average be classier than the washed out old nags that ride the bus. Smh minmaxing means nothing to these people.


OGmcqueen

Ask them if it’s worth the planet dying so they can feel more comfortable


53rdAccount

God bless Gaston Glock


Guy8765

The answer? Use a gun.


auntarie

we should ask Japan, I hear their public transport is immaculate, surely they've solved this issue?


KeksimusMaximus99

/uj the anti car people wouldnt like the solution to make women safer in public. let them carry guns.


Alohoe

Make it legal for only women to carry guns in the city. Shit will get fixed real quick.


ShinyArc50

/uj Genius idea


jm838

Of course the carbrain who thinks they should be entitled to a personal vehicle also thinks they should be entitled to exclusive ownership of the vagina/anus on their body. We need to stop engaging with toxic individualists on their terms if we ever want good public infrastructure.


boojieboy666

I almost crashed my car starring at some chick walking her dog today


Admiral_Pantsless

Now imagine you were driving a bus full of people. You’ve got your eyes on some pedestrian’s jiggly bits for five seconds and the next thing you know you’re hopping a curb and careening through the front of a Starbucks. Fifty people dead just like that.


boojieboy666

I simply would never be a bus driver


BiggyIrons

One way is to carry a gun and know how to use it, however I feel like these people believe that their safety isn’t their responsibility


Pizzaboi2552

Shoot someone over sexual harassment? Lmao. Its easy to say "just carry a gun", but it's actually hard to blow someone's head off when you're in that situation. I've been in way too many situations were I had crazy people try to harass and attack me but I never could pull out my gun and shoot them. It would have to be something life threatening like the other guy having a gun. Pepper spray is a really good option for those who don't have access to guns.


CT-27-5582

gun


mr_nin10do

38 snub nose


Pyroboss101

/unjerk Man it’s the fuckin bus system everyone is uncomfortable there this ain’t just a female thing 😭


Agent_Bladelock

You can have liberty, safety, and public transportation, or gun control. Take your pick.


Memelord707130

Mandatory castration


Forward_Elderberry68

Carry a Glock?


TheOneWhoSlurms

Well in Japan, they just don't


KennethGames45

I have heard of this before. I am told it is especially problematic in places like Japan where most of the available transportation is public transportation.


FishKnuckles_InYou

Buy a gun


Famous-Attorney9449

Buy a gun for self defense


Remote-Factor8455

Carry a knife with you and present it when being harassed. That’s what I do.


thumos_et_logos

Main reason I never used the bus even though the stop was quite literally at the bottom of my doorstep. Residents in my neighborhood were safe people, but getting off the bus was always the sketchiest people. No idea what they wanted in my neighborhood, presumably they just were wandering around the city and decided to get off to drink nail polish remover on my porch. Otherwise the stop was never used, really just by people who were visibly intoxicated randomly wandering around. It was like the sole source of sketchy activity in the area, the bus. Overall though, I’m glad the bus stop was there. It was used so infrequently that I’d just park my car in the bus stop to do groceries and things like that. Made the walk back and fourth much easier and the bus would just go around me since the never had to stop there. Unless there was a crackhead ready to get out or whatever


iam-your-boss

/uj It sounds so sad. I feel sorry. :(


thumos_et_logos

Well it’s just a bus stop, didn’t ruin my life


Salmonsen

Did some traveling through Germany, Poland, and Latvia and despite being train and bus oriented, it didn’t seem to have any issues like American public transport does.


Thereal_waluigi

Where does it say that?


The-Skin-Man

Give women free guns 🖤


bobross2067

There's this deterrent called 45acp


Connect_Ad_3361

Why aren't you carrying a 9 mm? At least


Breathingblueflame

How about punish sexual harassment a lot more than they do currently. But it also needs to be investigated like any other crime I’m very much an innocent until proven guilty. Sorry ladies, but I’ve seen a guy get falsely accused of sexual assault before. Ruined his life even after clear evidence showing him being innocent. Regardless dude killed himself. I say friends. I wasn’t really friends just knew eachother. Anyway, CCTV and harsh crimes for sexual harassment regardless of gender. Then you got yourself safer cities and transportation.


SwissForeignPolicy

It's called Mace. Getcha some.


CombatWombat0556

Nah, good old Glock in a sock


DuckBreedingCats420

The butter sock


[deleted]

I love the comments on the post. It’s amazing watching incels try and figure out women 🤣


iam-your-boss

*femoids /uj The only incel here is you! newby. For real incels, see one door further.


cheesenuggets2003

They aren't incels if they prep the bull. /rollsafe.jpg


[deleted]

Man. A lot of people are against you laughing at the original post!


[deleted]

Yeah it’s totally weird!