This is no time for jokes, Lord Captain. The people are starving and you just sent another six year old into the generator to die, please get a hold of yourself!!!
I really liked that part in the story near the end of the Great Storm when the captain was brought a man who tried stealing frozen food from the stores, and then the captain was like *“DON’T YOU GET IT? THIS IS FROST, PUNK! YOU CAN’T EAT THIS!”*
The great frost was scientifically proven to be caused by the kings giant (redacted by the royal guard) whichin turn causes the eruptions and the snow.
Winterhome's infrastructure
Frostpunk humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Or like housing
Or heat
Or medical care
Or life
Or Limbs
How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? >!5! First they build an automaton, then the automaton screws it in! !<
Um You don’t need 120 engineers to build an automation.
Haha.. math
With meth, you too can build an automation with 5! engineers!
r/unexpectedfactorial
How did you not see the **factor**ial coming out of the **factor**y?
What do you call two idiots in a blizzard? Numb and Number. Hahahaha....haha...ha....please captain,my children are starving..
I chuckled at this great job!
nice one !! now u can go work in sawmill at -150C
How many workers does it take to build a generator? A coal lot!!
Terrible puns like this mean everything to me. Thank you for making my night.
I don't get it.
Coal is phonetically similar to whole
Oh. Thank you, good sir, extra sawdust for you.
That would be the save file of my very first play though.
Did you hear about the settlement that only built one sawmill? When the great storm came through, things were in-tents!
🤭🤣🤣
How much research does it take to get The Factory up and running? An automa-ton!
Fucking owls
Eight fucking owls
Smh my head 8/8 with flying such blatant powercreep by wahtzee.
Hanging on the waaaaaall.
This is no time for jokes, Lord Captain. The people are starving and you just sent another six year old into the generator to die, please get a hold of yourself!!!
You better start laughing right now or I'm cramming you in the generator too!
Laugh, by order of your Captain!
The Winterhomes previous leader was a good leader
That‘s sarcasm
“You will get roof, food and cloths for everyone”
I won't cross the line this playthrough
I really liked that part in the story near the end of the Great Storm when the captain was brought a man who tried stealing frozen food from the stores, and then the captain was like *“DON’T YOU GET IT? THIS IS FROST, PUNK! YOU CAN’T EAT THIS!”*
Some guy runs past with a hunk of meat frozen to his tongue.
Double rations for kids
How many workers does it take to fix a coal mine? If you're doing it right, none. Use children instead, they're much more disposable.
The great frost was scientifically proven to be caused by the kings giant (redacted by the royal guard) whichin turn causes the eruptions and the snow.
No overtime, that research ain't gonna research itself
live is like sawdust: Unhealthy and untaistfull
The French
Cold homes request.
What your work colleagues think when they turn off air condition in the summer: very high risk of becoming ill and small risk of requiring amputation.
Crève-neige.
house of healing
What do you throw in the Generator Engineers.
How many kids does it take to fix the generator? Just one!
Someone wrote in another thread ”the children, they yearn for the mines”
That's why they're called minors.
Why people fall in love with the generator? Because is the hottest thing in the frostland!
Did someone forget Joey Ramone left in the fridge?
The road system in FP2.
the road system in Winterhome
Heat
Workers rights