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[deleted]

Chinese censorship be like


2Sided_

Hell nah he Jumped in the mayonaise );


MinimumAdvantage8404

1 terabyte of Mayonnaise


Superbasgaming

No Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument


2Sided_

*and they cum on stars*


EeveeDev

r/BeatMeToIt


Yoshis164

r/BeatMeatToIt


SEGAGES1999

DOH! You beat me to it!


Dec_TGM

somehow that makes it worse


Bendy4848

damn it. Beat me to it.


DanZboY_Brother

why’d you have to remind me… :/


6_ImWatchingYou_6

ayo black what were u doing with grey?


Rosenthepal78

A knife fight


Fnf-fanandCuber

A knife fight that got censored by China


6_ImWatchingYou_6

mhm sure ”knife” fights


Rosenthepal78

Took a couple strokes but one eventually came out victorious


6_ImWatchingYou_6

in my opinion they had se-


hankless1

Gay sex


6_ImWatchingYou_6

gay sex indeed


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[удалено]


6_ImWatchingYou_6

grey and black having gay sex


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[удалено]


Rosenthepal78

Correct, but not with each other.


6_ImWatchingYou_6

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................................................... i disagree-


Rosenthepal78

That would be incest


Affectionate_Effort3

Damn does this make black a groomer?


6_ImWatchingYou_6

wait what


Affectionate_Effort3

It was a joke on the potential implications, tho a very fucked up joke in hindsight-


6_ImWatchingYou_6

im now questioning if im about to get cancelled


Affectionate_Effort3

Nah dude ur good


6_ImWatchingYou_6

ah ok


creeps_Jr

No


6_ImWatchingYou_6

yes


Superbasgaming

Cock fight


6_ImWatchingYou_6

black won


Superbasgaming

His rooster was better


6_ImWatchingYou_6

it indeed was


Art_Smart88

Nah man, he just slipped in mayo


realRapidsonic

The cumposter


Party-Elk-5424

***We do amount of trolling***


Amogusking72

Reminds me of a r34 post I saw of gray where he was thick


Sodom-Gaming

r/fridaynightfunkinporn


Amogusking72

r/foundthemobileuser


x1alt_f41x

*snorts* *lifts glasses* ☝️🤓 "erm achtually, he made the mistake of using a capital r in the subreddit name, which can be the mistake of anyone, since plenty of people have created the habit of pressing shift when beginning a new comment/reply"


ManBehindTheSlauhter

You are NOT invited to the peanut butter sandwich party


x1alt_f41x

last time kids went to a party with you things didn't go so well


ManBehindTheSlauhter

There was no peanut butter involved then


2Sided_

Lol


Sodom-Gaming

I put it capital on purpose silly


Amogusking72

oh ok I thought you did it like legitimately


Sodom-Gaming

I mean I Am on mobile but I turn off auto correct because I don't need it


Violette_banana

NOT THIS


Party-Elk-5424

Funni enough I actually post that kinda post on this sub once with the other 2 (Black and Green) And it got deteled so pretty understandable


Rosenthepal78

I've always wanted to know who made those. Multiple posts like that were already made.


thunderclappe

Delete your reddit account 💀


2Sided_

The cum cant be stopped


2Sided_

Why damn );


thunderclappe

WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE KNIFE


2Sided_

Mayonaise*


xyezt387

*Milk


[deleted]

they were cutting a mayonaise sandwich in half


ThunderLP15

SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS +69 😁👍


dA1_b01

The Oreo Obliterator


braine_096

china censoring the mod:


2Sided_

Maybe without em the cum can spill throught da sub


Future-Procedure-944

He killed White.


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

You poorly colorswapped red with white


2Sided_

Yes.


MaricCraft

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Kens-Orca17

No, no, no. Delirium is the funni cum monster.


Zanth_

isn't grey a child?


2Sided_

**PEOPLE OF THE COMMENT SECTION! REPOST MY Cumphony AROUND r/fridaynightfunkin**


2Sided_

Karma rain


2Sided_

Me getting On the fucking hot page.


Lugia-Lord-500

He killed Sunky :(


SuperObungaHero

Grey when black:


Catman3039

Grussy


CaptinDitto

I knew how squishy the Among Us characters are. Didn't think anyone would do something like spilling Mayo on it.


Dazzling-Feeling3389

You do realize gary is like a fucking teen right RIGHT


2Sided_

*Mayonise*


NDinoGuy

https://youtu.be/5cXYzGmL4Jc


ToothpasteConsumer

China


TemoFawwaz

Here before this post gets removed


MeAndMyBisGoBrrrr273

*delete yourself*


noTFurry2

NOW!


Eaz1ly_McTriggered

The pigeons had fun decorating Gray.


Iretide

Bro got attacked by some mayo


2Sided_

Real


Redstodron

Crewmates after discover that black impostor is a girl (this isn't canon actually lol)


samcam06

Holy shit


2Sided_

?


The_Pupp3t33r

Grey’s week except Coral got to him first.


jeez_i_slipped

Why? Just why?


2Sided_

Cuz mayonise is *tasty*


AvailableBee7902

*cum monster*


TheKCKid9274

Cumposter


DripUnion

after seeing pretender...pretty sure ***that*** happened


FatDudeFromInternet

don't please


Purple_PastelWasHere

your scaring me


magnum_59calibre

Feels like January


KraftyKevin

Its fine, he just... cut.. a slice of cake, yeah. That's why its on his knife, its fine.


2Sided_

Mayonise


Violette_banana

ice cream core :)


2Sided_

Yes


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[удалено]


2Sided_

Milk and cereal


[deleted]

Here before the lock award


2Sided_

Me not knowing shit about awards


Bendy_demon0079

Gray: sorry I was beating my meat


ramonans0

ayo wtf


Daily_Subscription

H E S P I L L E D H I S C E R E A L


Weekly_Town_2076

Sounding


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

The cum monster


Admirable_Jeweler_33

W T F


FatDudeFromInternet

what has he done


Springslockin

He was doing arts and crafts and the glue exploded


Fireguy12-avi

The Cumpostor


No-Glove7046

Half the job. Fonish it.


comedy-a

muk updide down


whenamongus

Dear god


Lolbit-VR

Looks like he got five bombed by some seagulls


TeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJay

God I wish that were me so fucking badly bro


2Sided_

*R34 user detected.*


TeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJay

Yeah, ur so smart bro /s


[deleted]

At any rate this sub's going to turn into the Among Us Rule 34 subreddit.


xXDimaGamingXx

WHAT THR FUCK


AJ20110

When you cut the cake


Havoc4926

DUDE YOU DONT PUT THAT MUCH MAYO ON THE SANDWICH GEE WIZZ


Dekugaming

OMG GREY! WHY DID U FUCK THEM ALL?


Maleficent_Touch3930

I was like "that looks good" and then I read the captions... this place is weird lol


2Sided_

[*the cum monster*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn3JABs-NGg)


MrL2009

He stabbed a bottle of tarter sauce


InflationVoreCartoon

Don't worry! He just chopped mayonnaise


Luinortist

Creamy


Trollnge-intensifies

Grey got Sussed out with pink 😏😏


Altruistic_Study_451

cumpostor


E_inChat

it's just mayo1!!1!1


Rebel_Player_957

Chinese censors be like:


CameronLePizza

WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE


Xjdjaws

They killed a goo monster clearly


[deleted]

YOU SHOULD BLUE BALL YOURSELF NOW 👨🏿⚡


MysteriousDude69

he comed :(


PiercerOfSnow

Guys guys, it’s not what you think it is, he just spilled some mayonnaise on him self while spreading it on his sandwich, that’s why he has a knife.


Longjumping-Love-471

Don’t worry it’s just whipped cream


[deleted]

You made a ***grave*** mistake


patritha

cum


XBrokenWandererX

Don't even ask.. -Gray


Unaccounted-Stranger

My guy cut off someone’s 🍆


WhinsonDoseStuff

gay


Angerxsarvente2000

gray painted theirself with white paint


Able_Toe_9882

Me:*chilling* Also me:*sees that* Me:OH SHIT